Chapter 235 Bark Tribe
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Lu Kai: "..." God is even denser! ! Is the object on my body a shape-enhancing thing for nourishing the kidneys and aphrodisiac! ?
The wicker man said: "This... Daxian, Daxian! If I have nothing to do, I will go first."
Lu Kai narrowed his eyes: "Where are you going? Where do you have that sacred object?"
Wicker man: "I want to go back to the village. The sacred objects are in the ground, in the water, and in the woods. If you are lucky, you can pick them up!"
Lu Kai: "Then how many sacred objects do you have in your village?"
The wicker man hesitated a bit: "Uh...this..."
Lu Kai stretched out a tentacle, "Crack!" He whipped a stone to the side, and the stone was smashed by the tentacle whip! The wicker man was stunned.
Lu Kai threatened: "If you don't say anything, I will kill you!"
Wicker man: "Yes! There are several people in the village who have sacred objects! There was a bald old man in our village who picked up the sacred object, rubbed his scalp with the sacred object, and then grew thick root hairs! Then everyone in the village was Come out to find the holy relic!"
Lu Kai: "Lead the way!"
Wicker man: "Huh?"
Lu Kai: "Take me to your village."
The wicker man was suddenly silent, then made up his mind and shouted: "You kill me! I won't take you back to the village!"
Lu Kai said with a smile: "If you don't take me back to the village, I will pluck all your roots! I will pluck them all! Then I will hang you up!"
The wicker man gave in, showing a flattering smile: "Daxian, let's go, I'll take you to our village. It's not far, just cross two waters and you'll be there."
The evil-eyed monster floated behind the wicker man, and the wicker man led the way, dripping with water, and drove the road into a swamp.
Lu Kai looked around, and there was a layer of white mist floating on the swamp water, which did not disappear under the sunlight. This is the boundary of the misty wetlands.
Lu Kai asked, "Hey! Liu Genmao, hasn't your village arrived yet?"
The wicker man replied without looking back: "It's here, it's here!"
Lu Kai doubted what the wicker man said,
Looking around again, I found that a large number of driftwoods surrounded the swamp in all directions. These driftwoods were dark and shiny and covered with moss.
The wicker man suddenly plunged into the water. Just as Lu Kai was about to ask what you were doing, the surrounding driftwood revealed his figure—it was a swamp crocodile!
These crocodiles have the mimicry of wood, and they suddenly burst out when they approached their prey. They opened their huge mouths and opened their mouths to the road!
Lu Kai's evil-eyed monster form easily dodged, the crocodile fluttered in the air, but the other wooden crocodiles raised their tails and shot a water arrow "BIU" from the tip of the tail!
"Papa!" The water arrow hit the air barrier set up by Lu Kai, blowing out water mist.
The wood crocodiles around "BUI", "BUI" and "BUI" fired salvos at the evil eye monster, blasting out a diffuse mist.
However, it was useless and was blocked by the air wall.
Lu Kai stretched out his tentacles and inserted the tentacles into the Tianling cover of the wooden crocodile. He originally wanted to kill these crocodiles, but suddenly he thought that he could do something. So the tentacles are docked with the medulla oblongata of the pseudo-wood crocodile, and after a brief familiar operation, the forward, backward, rolling and other actions of the pseudo-wood crocodile can be controlled.
Then all the crocodiles who dared to attack Lu Kai had their tentacles inserted and slid off as sled dogs.
Lu Kai used the eyes of big data to find the wicker man, who had already swum out of the swamp. So Lu Kai waved his tentacles: "Drive catch up with the bark man in front!"
The wooden crocodile began to gallop, chasing after the wicker man.
The wicker man thought he had escaped the clutches of the evil eye monster, and then looked back, the evil eye monster controlled 8 wood crocodiles and rushed over. The wicker man was frightened and frowned again, and ran away.
Under the stimulation of the tentacles, the wooden crocodile ran beyond the limit, reaching 30 kilometers per hour, and soon caught up with the wicker man.
Lu Kai's 8 wooden crocodiles stood side by side with the running wicker man. Lu Kai greeted and said, "Ah, we meet again."
The wicker man let out a "wow", fell down, rolled three times on the ground, and fell straight into a puddle, panting with his feet upside down.
Eight wooden crocodiles surrounded the wicker man, and then the wicker man jumped up, knelt down, kowtowed, begged for mercy, and shouted: "Daxian spare your life!"
Five moves in one go!
When Lu Kai saw it, he felt powerless to complain: Is Nima so skilled at begging for mercy? How many times have you secretly practiced!
Lu Kai asked, "Where is your village?"
The wicker man pointed to the other side of the woods, a place shrouded in thick fog: "It's there! Very close!"
Lu Kai lowered his voice: "It's better to be there, otherwise my pets wouldn't mind eating a fast food!"
The wicker man swallowed and said, "It's there! Come with me."
Passing through the woods and entering the thick fog, I soon saw a basin. The basin was full of strange and crooked trees. These trees were like pine trees and cacti. The leaves were spiky like pine needles, but the trunks were like Fat cannabis flower.
The needles of the tree kept condensing under the fog, turning into water droplets. The crocodile was walking under the tree, and accidentally threw its tail against the tree, and the water splashed down like a pouring needle.
Under the leadership of the wicker man, he came to the entrance of the village - the gate made of four twisted conifers.
The wicker man begged for mercy: "Daxian, our village is here... don't say that I brought you here, if people find out, I will be plucked out of the village!"
Lu Kai pointed to the inside of the gate: "But everyone inside heard that you brought me here."
Wicker Man: "Scare!?"
There was thick fog inside the gate, and a group of bark tribesmen came out. At the end of the line are three bald heads—the three bark men whose hair was ripped off by Lu Kai.
The bald curly-haired man shouted: "Patriarch! It's wicker, and wicker and this monster stole my holy thing! Patriarch! You have to decide for me!"
The bald ball man*2 shouted: "Patriarch, you have to decide for us! This monster has plucked all our root hairs! How can we meet people now!"
The bark patriarch walked out of the gate, this is a 3-meter-high banyan tree weirdo, covered with aerial roots all over his body, the root hair growing out of this girl's nostrils is very long, and then the nose hair is braided! Also twisted and made a ring! ! The aerial root beard is also braided and the length reaches the crotch! This beard is 2 meters long!
The bark guards who followed the bark clan with bone spears also had thick root hairs. One of the old brothers had a black mole in the middle of his nose, and there were dense rice ears growing on the mole. How weird.
The bark patriarch looked at the evil-eyed monster in front of him and the eight crocodiles on the ground, and said solemnly, "This great fairy! Are you a friend or an enemy of the bark family?"
Lu Kai asked, "What about an enemy? What about a friend?"
Bark Patriarch: "If it is a friend, we will naturally open the door to welcome it. If it is an enemy..."
Lu Kai looked at Patriarch Bark and listened. And the guard and the wicker man and three bald heads listened with bated breath. The choice of the patriarch determines the life and death of the village.
The bark patriarch said seriously: "If it is an enemy, we will surrender! Please allow us to follow you as a follower!"
Lu Kai: "..."
Guard: "..."
Thick-haired man: "..."
Three bald heads: "..."
Wooden crocodile: "..."
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