Chapter 268 Eriyi: Godzilla taught me how to masturbate

Chapter 268 Eriyi: Godzilla taught me how to masturbate

Lu Chen controls the tablet. This thing is completely a "senior machine". The various settings are explained very clearly. If it doesn't work, it can be connected to Norma. You can just tell it where you want to go.

The sightseeing elevator had several routes. Lu Chen stopped the elevator at a point before reaching the ice cellar. After entering a pillar-like building, he descended to the ground.

"Warning, there are large beasts in the park, please double check whether the door is open."

Norma's buzzer sounded in the elevator. This was mainly to prevent students from entering the wild park by mistake and unarmed.

Lu Chen pressed the door button again, the elevator stopped prompting, the glass door opened, and they entered the green garden.

Because there had just been artificial rainfall yesterday, the air was very humid, and the fragrance of earth and flowers flowed into the nose, refreshing people.

It took the two of them about half an hour to reach the bamboo forest. It wasn't because the distance was too far, nor was it because they were walking slowly.

The main reason is that everything Eriyi saw along the way was strange and she wanted to observe more.

After entering the bamboo forest, they finally saw the "large beasts" that Norma had warned about... the giant pandas.

Eriki looked at these cute little guys with little stars in her eyes. She had only seen these cute animals on TV and anime before, but now she could see them face to face.

And Godzilla said that she could touch it and see.

The giant pandas in the bamboo forest were lying on the ground comfortably. After finishing their "afternoon tea", these animals are always in a lazy state.

In addition to people's nicknames, they are also called "living fossils".

Because they probably appeared in the late Miocene, about 8 million years ago in geological time. In the long-term and severe competition for survival and natural selection, many animals of their time have become extinct, but the giant panda is the strongest survivor. Those who have the upper hand have become "living fossils" and have been preserved to this day...but they have become endangered animals inexplicably.

The bite force of the giant panda's teeth is about the same as that of the brown bear, second only to the polar bear among bears.

Their running speed can reach up to fifty kilometers per hour, nearly fourteen meters per second, which is faster than those students with A-level bloodlines.

If it is in the wild mountain forest, even a tiger, the overlord of the forest, will avoid its sharp edge when encountering a giant panda. Smart beasts never choose powerful opponents.

So Norma’s reminder is not unreasonable. These cute, round and black-and-white guys are truly beasts.

The giant pandas were leisurely and contented, but suddenly they heard movement at the other end of the jungle. They turned around and looked over, wondering who dared to step into their territory.

You must know that they are omnivores. Although bamboo is their favorite, they do not eat meat.

In the almost wild state of Kassel College, these big guys are very ferocious on the inside, and they are not cute creatures that can only roll around in the food fed by humans.

The giant pandas initially roared in their throats, threatening the two humans walking from a distance. In the minds of wild animals, they will not actively attack those seemingly tall creatures, but if the other party continues to approach, it will be considered an invasion. their territory.

Any wild animal has a strong sense of territory. After two humans cross a certain boundary, they will no longer issue threats, but will bounce up from the ground with their round bodies and pounce on their prey.

The pandas got up.

The pandas are running.

The pandas... lay down.

There were three pandas that started to move. When they rushed to a place more than ten meters in front of the two humans, they suddenly felt frightened from the bottom of their hearts.

The human boy glared at them, making their scalps numb and the black and white hairs all over their bodies standing on end.

In the intuition of wild animals, it is like a dark natural disaster, and death-like pressure instantly envelopes them. As if facing a super-dimensional top hunter, the self-defense instinct of the biological brain almost makes them freeze in suspended animation.

It wasn't until the boy withdrew his eyes that the giant pandas felt the pressure disappear and fell to the ground weakly.

It's so scary.

Before they could react, they heard the heavenly voice of a human girl, "Godzilla, don't scare them."

Eryi could feel the fear of these giant pandas, so she bent down, reached out and touched the round head of the largest panda in the lead. It was furry and felt great.

"Godzilla, look, they are so well-behaved."

Seeing that the giant pandas didn't resist, Huiliyi touched other places like "advancing", such as the furry and soft belly. The giant panda even turned over in cooperation, exposing its belly.

If giant pandas could talk, they would definitely say at this time, "We don't want to be so good, but you are too scary."

Yes, when they got closer, they felt that the human girl holding her hand was so scary. It was the pressure from the bloodline of advanced creatures, as if as long as they resisted, they would die without any body parts in the next moment.

"Eriyi...I think this good boy may not be what you think."

Lu Chen reluctantly explained that he couldn't say that giant pandas are also afraid of you.

The giant panda being fucked by Eriyi was filled with humiliating anger. It was the king of beasts in this area, and it was actually being played with in front of a human girl who looked so "little".

What do you think I am! ?

The Ursines will never be slaves!

"Ouch"

The giant panda couldn't help but scream when its sensitive soft flesh was touched.

Lu Chen also pinched the other giant panda's face. It felt good.

"It's so cute. I want to keep one."

Eriki's eyes were as crescent-shaped as crescent moons, and she wished she could take the big guy down there home.

Lu Chen touched Hui Liyi's head lovingly, "Hui Liyi, this is not a good idea."

It's nothing to ask the principal to give him a giant panda, but raising giant pandas in the dormitory is very bad for the school spirit. And this thing looks cute and fun, but in fact it is unlucky for someone with warrior beliefs like him.

"Ah? Why?"

Eriki didn't feel disappointed after being rejected. She just expressed emotion, not a request. Now she was a little curious as to why Godzilla said that.

"Giant pandas are also known as iron-eating beasts. Legend has it that during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, there were so many pandas that they often came to people's houses to look for food, licked cooking utensils, and even bitten the cooking utensils with their powerful teeth. They were the most advanced among mammals. exist."

Lu Chen patiently explained that he had learned quite well about the ancient history of his own country.

"Ah? Can they eat iron?"

Eryi was a little surprised.

"No, this is people's misunderstanding. They should just break into the villagers' houses and lick the remaining salt in the iron pots when there is no salt to eat. Over time, they were rumored to be iron-eating beasts."

Lu Chen felt that it was a good idea to popularize science with girls, so he continued: "And Hui Liyi, did you know that the legendary giant panda was the mount of Chi You, the ancient god of war?"

Eriki didn't quite understand what she heard, but she felt that Godzilla was very knowledgeable and looked at him with admiration, "Eating oil...who is it?"

Lu Chen felt that Huiliyi's pronunciation was not standard, but he didn't care, "The God of War of the Jiuli tribe in our country's myths and legends. Legend has it that he never failed in his life, only losing to the Yellow Emperor in the final war, so people jokingly call him It was the giant pandas that held him back."

"It feels like Godzilla."

Eriki felt that "eating oil" was so powerful, but she shook her head, "Godzilla is even more powerful."

"Eating oil" was defeated and died. She shouldn't describe it like that.

"Of course I can't compare to characters in myths and legends."

Lu Chen smiled and shook his head. In the past, he just listened to myths and legends, but now he doubts that many things are true.

As he spoke, he continued, "Of course the giant pandas cannot be blamed for Chi You's defeat, but Brother Fingel has a saying that is quite interesting. He said that Chi You actually raised two giant pandas, one used as a mount to accompany him in battle, and the other used to be a mount. He is only responsible for acting cute...but on the day of the decisive battle, he rode the wrong horse."

"It's so careless to eat oil."

Eri Yi's focus was always strange, and Lu Chen obviously laughed for a while after hearing what Senior Brother Fingel said.

Next, after the two of them petted the cat, they walked around the "Safari Park" and rode an elephant.

…………

As time goes by, the summer weather gets hotter and hotter.

At the back of Kassel College, in the quarantine area opened by school workers over the past few days, several people were moving in the jungle.

"Brother Chu, lower your body a little lower and don't be so tight. That's right... that's it. Are you ready? I'll come when you're ready."

Lu Chen asked as he helped Chu Zihang adjust his posture.

"Come on, Brother Lu."

Chu Zihang nodded, with beads of sweat on his forehead. He was extremely focused.

Lu Chen retreated slightly, and struck down with the Regicide sword. With the sound of an explosion, Chu Zihang flew out and hit a big tree in the distance. The leaves rustled down.

He shook his head and said, "Your unloading force is not enough, and you still need to continue to adjust."

Chu Zihang got up from the ground. This teaching had lasted for nearly two hours. Every time he faced Brother Lu's attack, it seemed as if all the bones in his body were screaming.

"I feel like I've figured out the ropes a little bit. Let's try it again."

When Chu Zihang came back, Brother Lu was teaching him a sword technique called "Tai Chi".

He had seen this kind of sword technique before when Brother Lu fought with Iden. It was indeed an excellent force-relieving sword technique when facing an opponent whose strength exceeded his own.

When Lu Chen saw Chu Zi stationed at the airport, he swung his sword again and knocked him away.

Because Chu Zihang chose Bajiquan and Tai Chi in his melee combat class, Lu Chen started teaching his opponent this move first, and it was also the most critical move.

For ordinary warriors, life-saving moves are always the top priority, and they can only continue fighting if they are alive.

Brother Chu's sword skills are already excellent for the students of Cassel College, but they are good at cutting down the humanoid Deadpool, but they are not good enough when facing large targets.

Constantine's dragon body cannot be dug out for a while, so he can't always live a leisurely life in the academy.

The last battle in Baidi City, although he had his own mental problems, also exposed many shortcomings of their team.

First of all, Chu Zihang's fighting skills need to be improved. It would be too embarrassing to rush to the Dragon King and be kicked away for a long time without being able to get up.

And Eriki, he really shouldn't have led her to face such a powerful enemy for the first time. This girl had no combat experience at all.

With Eri's attribute talents, her judgment should be able to lock down even supersonic enemies, but she failed to do so.

Therefore, they all need special training, and they also need to go through battle training among themselves.

Theoretically speaking, if Eryi and Chu Zihang could perform well, Constantine would not survive more than ten seconds in the battle at Baidi City.

Lu Chen is not the individual hero in American blockbusters. The enemies behind him may become more and more powerful. He must lead a powerful dragon-slaying team to face the Dragon King.

When the time comes, he will hold the Dragon King head-on, Chu Zihang will analyze the harassment, and Hui Liyi will output from a distance. I believe that even the first-generation species in its prime will not be their opponent.

As for the Dragon King that truly merges into one, he has never seen it and cannot predict it.

"Brother Chu, let's take a rest. Let me see how Eri's practice goes."

Lu Chen now seemed to have transformed into a high-level coach, taking turns giving guidance and giving the two of them a chance to breathe.

Chu Zihang nodded, walked aside to wipe his sweat with a towel, and drank some water.

Lu Chen walked to the other end of the forest. The trees here were sparse and the view was wider. The forest was full of big trees cut in half.

A girl wearing beige short-sleeves and light blue sports shorts was staring at the sky intently.

She held Tiancongyun Sword in her hand, her eyes narrowed slightly due to the dazzling sunlight. The next moment, Tiancongyun Sword was swung, the sound of metal being cut was heard in the air, and a supersonic small drone fell.

A delighted smile appeared on Eriki's face. She listened to Godzilla and practiced masturbating obediently, and she has made obvious progress today.

"Eri Yi has made progress again, do you need to take a rest?"

After Lu Chen encouraged him, he asked with concern.

"Today's goal has not been accomplished yet. I will work hard to help Godzilla."

Eriyi clenched her fists and made an effort.

Although Godzilla was very gentle and did not say anything, she also knew that her performance last time was not good, which hindered her and distracted Godzilla.

She wants to help Godzilla, so she will work hard.

"Eri Yi has made rapid progress, and is better than your senior brother Chu."

Lu Chen was not talking nonsense. Eri Yi was indeed the perfect successor of the emperor's blood. She was born with high fighting talent, but she had not received systematic training before.

Eri's training is also very simple, which is to hit those supersonic targets and practice her "accuracy" in judging. The training is very monotonous, just masturbating.

The drone that fell to the ground had a wingspan of about one meter, and was a high-end toy developed by the Executive Department.

The most advanced hypersonic drone in the United States currently relies on air lift power and can fly stably in the atmosphere for a long time at five to sixteen times the speed of sound.

The lunatics in the equipment department are also arrogant. The toys they make can reach eighteen times the speed of sound at the fastest.

The custom-made training he gave Eriki gradually escalated. Starting from the speed of sound, the speed of the drone would be increased every day, and it was necessary not to hit the trees in the jungle.

Well, the training mode is pretty good, but it’s a bit expensive.

In fact, the most advanced ones can already glide at a speed of 20M at an altitude of 150km. Considering the age, this has been reduced.