Chapter 284
black sun
"Uh, I want this big bed..."
Hongli stretched out an arm with difficulty.
"It's to lie on it, not to let it lie on us..."
"You should be lucky that my magical power has given me some face..."
Hei Yang also stretched out an arm and said feebly: "At least it didn't make a fuss until after the guests left..."
"Ah..."*2
Both arms fell limp.
Best of the match, bed, double kill!
Chapter 268 Actually, the guy who pays more attention to the ceremony before the lottery usually has a darker face...
"Hei Yang, I feel like my waist is broken, really!"
Hongli beeped softly: "It is probably broken into several pieces. It is a serious injury. I will be paralyzed in bed and unable to work from now on. You have to work hard to support me."
"Go aside..."
Hei Yang spread the sheets again and said casually: "Where does the child have a waist?!"
Hong Li: "???"
"Good guy, it's really a classic line from my parents, isn't it?"
Hong Li snorted softly, raised her chest and raised her head, stood up straight, and said unconvinced: "But that was before, now I am not a little girl, but a big girl.
Look at this perfect figure, look at these charming curves, look at this slim and manageable waist, how dare you say that I have no waist? ! "
"Ah, yes, yes."
Hei Yang stretched out, threw the pillow and quilt back on the bed, and faced Hong Li.
"The bed is made, you can lie down."
"Okay, Hei Yang is the best!"
Hongli buried her face in the quilt and rubbed it comfortably.
"Welcome back, my love bed!"
"Weird..."
Hei Yang looked at the corner of the bed carefully, frowned and patted it gently with his hand, then stepped back a few steps and measured the angle with his fingers, his face full of confusion.
"It's so weird. How did we do it just now? No matter how you think about this angle, it shouldn't knock over the bed, right?"
"Oh, why do you care about the ones that are there and those that are not?"
Hongli rolled over against the wall and patted the empty space next to her.
"Come on, come on, don't stay there stupidly!"
"But I feel uncomfortable if I don't understand..."
"Oh, what's the big deal!"
Hong Li turned sideways, held her chin with one hand, and looked at Hei Yang helplessly.
"If you don't come over, I'll ignore you."
"As if you could really bear to ignore me."
Hei Yang was confident and didn't take it seriously. He still held his chin and analyzed the strength of the angle.
"There is a saying. Today it will turn over the first time when we are making trouble, and maybe one day it will turn over the second time when we do bad things."
"Ah this..."
Hongli was stunned for a moment and curled her lips.
"There is a lot of experience, knowledge, and theoretical preparation. You talk about one thing after another. In fact, you are just a talkative king. Why are you pretending to be an expert?"
"Isn't it the same for you?"
The serious expression on Hei Yang's face disappeared, and he looked at Hong Li with dead eyes. He sighed, crawled next to her, and hugged her.
"Forget it, I'm too lazy to think about it. Let's talk about it then."
"Hey, it should have been like this a long time ago."
Hong Li snorted softly, moved her small waist, and moved closer to Hei Yang. She then shrank her head downwards, got out from under the other person's arm, and rested her head on the latter's arm, looking comfortable.
"So what are we doing now?"
"You can do anything, you can do nothing."
Hei Yang squinted his eyes and hugged the girls tighter.
"So when will your magical powers be fused..."
[Your contract partner (Hong Li) has been promoted to the third level of the Golden Core Stage, and his cultivation is in sync. 】
"uh-huh."
The corners of Hongli's mouth raised slightly.
"Is there a problem, good brother?"
"Ah, it's good. My waist is really good."
"Fuck, please wake up."
Hong Li showed her dead fish eyes, and two blushes appeared on her cheeks.
"I told you I had a breakthrough, please praise me!"
"Aren't I complimenting you?"
"It seems... too?"
"uh-huh."
Hei Yang opened his eyes, looked at the solid ceiling, and suddenly thought of something.
"Do you still remember how many gift boxes we have now with this time?"
"I am eight."
"I am seven."
"Fifteen in total."
"so……?"
Hongli opened her eyes, looked at her boyfriend, and nodded.
"Let's drive together and see if there's anything fun!"
"Let's get it together first."
Hei Yang turned over and turned Hong Li over with his arms around his waist. The two of them changed from lying down to lying down and put up the big pillow to make room.
Hong Li on the side hummed softly, took out the gift boxes one by one, placed them in front of their heads, and stacked them together with Hei Yang on the side.
Fifteen, five at the bottom and one at the top, stacked into a five-story tower.
"call……"
Hong Li looked at the pyramid in front of her and couldn't help but sigh.
"You look very rich. Fifteen. I wonder if I can pay for my future pension."
"Would you like to know if you try it?"
Hei Yang stretched out his hand halfway and suddenly looked at Hong Li.
"You first or me first?"
"Oh, it must be me first!"
Hongli waved her white right hand confidently.
"Look at my little red hand giving you a good start!"
"Is there a possibility..."
Hei Yang couldn't help but complain: "The little red hand is not the hand of a guy named Hong?"
"Heiyang shut up and just watch my show."
Hong Li snorted and reached out to open the top gift box.
"Come on, open the door!"
"send!"
Black Yang was cursing beside him.
"Send you a big-headed ghost."
Hong Li looked at the purple light in the gift box and raised her eyebrows with joy.
"Look, look, the first one is purple, let me just say I am a little red hand!"
Hong Li checks item information.
Item: Open coffin to celebrate the occasion
Quality: purple
Effect: A moisture-proof, insect-proof, decay-resistant and hard coffin. As long as you lie inside and close the lid, even the Nascent Soul Stage monks will not be able to do anything to you!
NOTE: Once the casket is closed, it can only be opened from the inside, so make sure you are in it before closing it.
Introduction: Even if I am dead and nailed in a coffin, I will still shout in a rotten voice: Who the hell put a coffin in the gift box! Stand up for me!
Ahem, in fact, coffins are a symbol of auspiciousness in many worlds. Really, believe me, I am an introduction, I will not lie!
Hei Yang: "..."
Hongli: "..."
"boom!"
Hong Li opened her hands expressionlessly, and a ball of Nirvana fire stretched out to burn the coffin, but the latter was bathed in the Nirvana fire and was not damaged at all, which was extremely provocative.
"Ha, hu..."
Hong Li took a deep breath and continued to burn the coffin.
"Ahem, um, Xiaoli..."
Hei Yang cautiously reminded: "This person can prevent the Nascent Soul Stage. We shouldn't be able to burn him."
"I know, so what, I don't like it."
Hongli's voice was calm: "If I can't burn it in a while, I will burn it for hundreds of years...
Even if I can't burn it, then let our children burn it. If the children can't burn it, let our grandchildren burn it. The coffin will not be restored, and my children and grandchildren will be endless..."
"Sister Li, it's not like she's not..."
Heiyang's forehead was sweating, and the corners of his mouth twitched as he grabbed Hongli's shoulders.
"There's no need to lose our family tree because of this thing, right?"
"Hmm..."
Hong Li was stunned, and turned her expressionless face to Hei Yang. She looked at her boyfriend's helpless expression quietly, and the mist in her eyes quickly condensed. Then she burst into tears and wrapped her arms around Hei Yang's neck.
"But it bullied me, it bullied me! Black Sun!
I want the pension fund, not the coffin book!
Damn, damn, damn, damn! Woohoo, I'm so angry! "
"Okay, okay, just open a box, there's no need to break the defense."