Chapter 287
Hong Li gently leaned close to Hei Yang's ear.
"That's right, gurgling, gurgling, gurgling..."
"Tsk, tsk, that's it..."
Hei Yang looked astonished, clicked his tongue, and couldn't help but sigh.
"No wonder I feel like I have some purple-quality medicinal wine right now."
"The boss?!"
Hongli's eyes widened in horror: "Which head? I'm not mentally prepared yet!"
"???"
A bunch of question marks popped up on Hei Yang's head: "There's something wrong with you."
"Ahem, don't worry about such innocuous things."
Hongli coughed twice and looked at Hei Yang curiously.
"What else do you feel? How does it taste? Does it taste good?"
"taste……"
Hei Yang frowned slightly: "It smells like wine, but I can't taste it or comment on it.
There is also the smell of medicinal materials, cloves, star anise... a fragrance...
There seems to be a sweet taste, sugar? Honey? It’s not very similar…”
"Uh, that..."
Hong Li raised her hand and whispered: "The sweet taste is another thing I gave you to drink later. It shouldn't be the taste of medicinal wine..."
"???"
Hei Yang's eyes widened: "There's more than one kind? How many strange things did you pour into my mouth when I was drunk?"
"Hey, hey, what are these weird things? Can I still hurt you?"
Hong Li looked at Hei Yang with her hands on her hips with an unhappy face, and hummed softly: "You are distrustful of your girlfriend. This is an extremely bad behavior!"
"Uh, so what?"
"It's just milk."
"That's it..."
Hei Yang nodded subconsciously, and suddenly his eyes widened: "What? Breasts! That's all!"
"Milk!!!"
Hong Li shouted frantically: "It's for you to sober up!!! What are you thinking!!!"
"I'm thinking……"
Hei Yang blinked: "Milk? What else could it be?"
"Oh, you're pretending, right..."
Hong Li curled her lips in disdain, suddenly thought of something, a lonely look appeared on her face, and she sighed.
"Obviously a year ago, sixteen-year-old Hong Xiaoli was still a cute little girl who would blush even when holding hands, but now my thoughts have become filthy and I no longer have the face to face my father and fellow villagers..."
Hongli lamented: "I can't go back, I can't go back anymore, the innocent Hong Xiaoli has been stained by the black sun, wuwuwu...
If one day I become (), please remember my clear eyes, at least, that white Hong Xiaoli has been here! "
"If you have clear eyes..."
Hei Yang said faintly: "I'm sorry, I killed Mouli's clear eyes more than ten years ago and turned them into dead fish eyes..."
Hongli: "..."
"No!!!"
Hongli looked sad: "Is this the price of growing up? It's too heavy!"
"Okay, stop pretending to me."
Hei Yang gently kicked Hong Li, who was paralyzed on the lower side, and whispered: "I admit that laziness is my fault, and the dirty words...
Haven't you been buying novels that I can't tell you too much from roadside stalls since you were twelve years old? "
"!!!!!!"
Hongli's head roared, and he came behind Hei Yang with an instant kill. He stepped on Hei Yang's shoulders with both feet, and at the same time stretched out two arms and legs to strangle the opponent's neck!
"Hey, what are you doing? Come down..."
Hei Yang felt the terrifying murderous aura behind him, and cold sweat dripped from his forehead: "Why are you so anxious?"
"How did you know……"
Hong Li's deep voice came from her ears.
"What?"
A question mark appeared on Hei Yang's head.
"How do you know this!
How do you know I started when I was twelve...
Does anyone know?
Is it just you?
Is there anyone else who knows?
Does it mean that as long as I kill you, no one else will know?
Did you leave any clues?
How much do you know exactly?
You...forget it, just silence me! "
Hongli's eyes turned red, and she pushed her limbs back...
"Wait a minute! Spare your life!"
Hei Yang felt the strong murderous intent behind him, swallowed his saliva, and begged for mercy: "Xiao Li, calm down, only I know about this, well, only your dear husband knows about it, no rumors!"
"real?"
“It really can’t be truer!”
"Ahhhhh"
Hong Li relaxed all over and lay on Hei Yang's back, with a melancholy expression on her face: "How could you know such a thing? I've obviously been very careful. I will burn it after reading it and never leave anyone alive.
Even if I don't finish reading them occasionally, I will try my best to hide them everywhere. Sometimes even I can't find where to put them. Why do you know! "
"Well……"
Hei Yang breathed a sigh of relief and said speechlessly: "Guess why sometimes you can't find where to put it?"
Hongli: "..."
"Grass!"
Hong Li stretched out her hand and punched Hei Yang's chest, and said aggrievedly: "Did you, a thief like you, steal it for me? I haven't finished reading many of them!"
"I was just helping you with your tail..."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes and suddenly showed a funny face.
"Speaking of which, other people's children have more or less received relevant knowledge from their parents at that age, so you are self-taught.
Moreover, if you really want to talk about it, it was your book that led me astray!
But to be honest, you are so cute with a red face holding a book and looking around furtively, you are worthy of being Xiaoli!
Hahahahahaha, hahahahahahaha..."
"Go to hell!"
"Crack!"
"Ha..."
Heiyang fell on the bed and couldn't get up again.
"..."
"..."
It's fake, Heiyang got up again.
"So you woke me up just to show off that you opened only five boxes and got a gold-quality item?"
"What else?"
Hongli raised her head proudly: "I asked you to say that I have bad luck again, and you were slapped in the face?"
"Tsk, I suspect you cheated..."
Heiyang touched his head suspiciously, and said suspiciously: "For example, you stole my luck or something..."
"Nonsense!"
Hongli snorted coldly, turned her head away in "anger", and a guilty look flashed in her eyes, and her tone was unhappy.
"Is it difficult to admit that others are excellent?
Do you have to find those random excuses to gain a sense of superiority by devaluing yourself?
Humph! You stinky Heiyang, you have no quality, no morals, no conscience. Who else would want your three-no product except me! "
"Ah, right, right, right..."
Heiyang rolled his eyes: "Then I can only believe you, after all, you are my wife!"
"Hey! Don't be sarcastic!"
Hongli's head popped up a well: "Say the word believe to me willingly and sincerely!"
"I believe you must have opened something, perspective, automatic aiming, or directly modifying the gift box data or something..."
"Open your head!"
Hongli retorted: "Come on if you have the ability, let's see what kind of bad life you can do with your bad luck!"
"Open it, open it, there are still ten, right..."
Heiyang moved to the gift box: "Three consecutive!"
"Wow! Purple epic!"
"Wow! Golden legend!"
"Wow! Purple epic! ”
Hongli: “???”
“Hmm?”
Heiyang raised his eyebrows: “I can do that, too.”
“Well, what are you so proud of!”
Hongli snorted: “It must be a broken coffin or something, just high-grade scrap!”
“You’ll know after you take a look.”
Item: Absolute Defense Breaking Sword
Quality: Purple
Effect: 1. Ignore the defense of cultivators at the Nascent Soul stage and below.
2. At the cost of breaking the long sword, launch a strike that ignores the defense of cultivators at the Tribulation stage!
Durability: 66666/66666 (20/sec during recovery)
Introduction: Why not try to chop the Absolute Defense Breaking Spear?