Chapter 303 · Married
Then Ma Xiaoling said, "Okay."
Ma Xiaoling walked into these wedding dresses and began to choose. Lu Kai came to the next room, which was the groom's dressing room. This room is much smaller than the bride's wedding room, and there are only three sets of groom's clothes. One of the sets has already been worn.
Lu Kai picked up a groom's suit and found that it was the wrong size. According to the size of the clothes, the groom is one meter six, with a big belly, a big waist, a short neck, and short hands and feet. Just like a meat ball, Nima is 1.6 meters tall and has a waist circumference of 2.4 meters...
Lu Kai used his tentacles to pick up the two suits, and then the other tentacles turned into scissors and needles and began to transform the groom's suit.
Lengthen the sleeves and trousers, cut the trousers open, fold them, and sew them.
The final set of black and navy blue suits are made.
Lu Kai put on the groom's clothes and came to the Eclipse Hall.
The guests in the eclipse hall have all turned into monsters, and they are neither human nor ghosts. The groom turned into an extra-large head with a height of one person, with shortened hands and feet. The head fell to the ground, his hands and feet kept flapping, but he couldn't move. Seeing Lu Kai, this extra-large head immediately became excited, just like a dog that saw its owner swaying its limbs and was about to jump, but it could only jump and couldn't move.
There was also a team of skeleton dogs and horses gnawing on a pile of meat in a wedding dress. This pile of meat was made by the bride. The pile of meat kept squirming, and it was all white meat.
The monsters are dressed in formal suits and evening dresses, and they are well-dressed. The shapes of monsters are pigs, horses, dogs, and chickens. These monsters then licked the flesh, sucked and ate the bride's flesh, and tsk tsk.
While these guests were eating and pulling, a human-shaped dog with a head of a Chihuahua "poofed" and farted loudly, and then a hand stretched out from behind the human-shaped dog. ring.
Lu drove over and took the ring off his hand. This is the bride's wedding ring.
There is still one less, it should be a pair, Lu Kai looked at the extra-large head with a height of one person. This found another ring on the ordinary hand of the big head and made a pair.
Ma Xiaoling should be here soon, but this eclipse hall scene is too chaotic, this can't be done.
So Lu Kai's psychic energy stirred up, stretched out a large number of tentacles, and the tentacles were inserted into the necks of these monster-like guests one by one. These guests struggled for a while, and then the nervous system was controlled by Lu Kai, and these guests were very obedient to clean up and get smashed. Overturned seats and tables. Also cleaned up the messy grounds that were full of rubbish and debris. The chihuahua figure was still lying on the red carpet, sucking up all kinds of bodily juices and blood spilled on the carpet.
After about ten minutes of tidying up, the entire eclipse hall became neat and clean again.
Lu Kai looked at this clean hall,
I feel pretty good. Then stand on the wedding stage, waiting for Ma Xiaoling's arrival.
There was a piano in the corner of the hall, and Lu Kai found that there was movement inside the piano.
When he opened the lid of the piano, he found that there was a priest inside. The priest cried out in fright when he saw that the lid of the piano was opened.
Lu Kai comforted the priest: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, the monsters are all under control."
The priest then stuck his head out and found that the guests were sitting in their seats in an orderly manner.
The priest climbed out and said in shock: "It's terrible! I was blessing the newlyweds, and then a burst of red light came in, the groom became a big head, and the bride became a pool of white flesh and mud, too. Terrible! Fortunately, I had the blessing of the Temple of the Three Moons, resisted the erosion of the red light, and then I hid. It was great to meet you."
Lu Kai: "I'm going to hold a wedding, and I just need a priest. Just you, help me pray."
The priest was a little embarrassed: "This..."
Lu Kai: "You can go after you're done, it's just a matter of a while, ah." Lu Kai took out the moon crystal, which was obtained by extortion from the kid, and stuffed the moon crystal into the into the priest's pocket: "This is the reward."
The priest touched his bulging pocket, and was relieved immediately, and said with a smile, "Blessing you in March."
Then Ma Xiaoling came.
Ma Xiaoling was wearing a pure white wedding dress, with Lange, a 5-meter-tall black panther, walking on the red carpet with her tail raised.
Lu Kai looked at Ma Xiaoling in a wedding dress and was stunned for a while.
The priest coughed "cough" before Lu Kai came back to his senses.
Then Lu Kai walked down quickly, took Ma Xiaoling's hand, and the two walked onto the wedding table.
The priest took out a copy of the "March Holy Book" from nowhere. The priest pointed the Holy Book to the two newlyweds and said, "At this beautiful time, under the witness of March, the two new people are about to get married."
The priest asked Lu Kai and Ma Xiaoling, "What's your name?"
Lu Kai: "Yang Guo."
Ma Xiaoling: "Little Dragon Girl"
Priest: "Mr. Yang Guo, are you willing to marry Lady Xiaolongnv as your wife? Are you willing to love her unreservedly, whether in good times or in bad times, rich or poor, health or disease, happiness or sadness? , loyal to her forever?"
Lu Kai: "I will."
Priest: "Ms. Xiaolongnv, are you willing to marry Mr. Yang Guo as your husband? Are you willing to love him unreservedly, whether in good times or bad, rich or poor, healthy or sick, happy or sad, Loyal to him forever?"
Ma Xiaoling: "I will."
Priest: "Okay, let's exchange rings now."
Lu Kai gave Ma Xiaoling the ring he had just pulled out from the hand that stretched out from the back of the Chihuahua's back. By the way, he also gave Ma Xiaoling the ring he had pulled from the hand of the huge head.
Ma Xiaoling put it on for Lu Kai.
Priest: "Now, groom, you can kiss your bride."
Then the two kiss.
Priest: "In the name of March, I will witness Mr. Yang Guo and Ms. Xiaolongnv getting married, and I will bless both of them in March."
"Ow!" Lange cried out, and then the monsters on the field heard Lange's cry, and they also cried out in excitement.
Facing this scene, the priest shivered and hid behind the two newcomers, afraid that these monsters would suddenly rush up.
Lu Kai took a step forward, stretched out his right hand, and then snapped his fingers!
"puff!"
Under the instructions of snapping their fingers, the beasts exploded and turned into powder!
The entire Eclipse Chamber was flooded with minced meat and blood plasma.
Lange jumped up with an "Ow", turned into a big fat black cat and jumped to the seat next to him, avoiding the fate of being submerged in minced meat and plasma.
The priest witnessed this scene, trembled even more, and said with a trembling voice: "You...you...you are extraordinary!!"
Lu Kai turned his head and smiled, "Yes."
The priest knelt down directly: "Master Extraordinary! Please save the people of this town! The seal on the basement of this castle was suddenly broken, and a lot of pollution poured out! If this continues, the entire town will be destroyed!"