Chapter 310 Return to the rental house

Chapter 310 Return to the rental house

Lu Kai looked at the recent information and found that there was a message from Qiandu Network Disk in the SMS box, saying, Dear XXX user, you have not logged in to view the stored photos and files for more than 365 days. Qiandu Network Disk is warmly improved regularly Log in to view photos and never lose them.

There is also a message from the network service provider, "Congratulations, you have obtained a free card with 30G monthly traffic, and apply for it immediately."

There is also a discount of 15 yuan off over 49 from the grocery shopping software.

And all kinds of spam: are you sure you don't? 50 masks are only 1.9 yuan for free shipping today. Penguin Video VIP, invite friends to watch XXX soap operas and draw the blind box!

There are also several messages indicating that the glasses owner has called the number.

Lu Kai silently exited the text message box, then opened the penguin. The group he joined was sending out red envelopes yesterday, and he missed several, and rounded up to the nearest 100 million.

Then open the X letter, and the red dot inside is still from the glasses owner, saying that he needs to work overtime. Come and work overtime. Then there is the call request record. Then you don't use overtime if you don't come.

In the circle of friends, there are all kinds of sunbathing people, people who ask people to buy face masks, and people who pull people to do medical beauty treatments. They cut one bag and get half a bag, which means that a group of 3 people only needs 66% off.

Lu Kai sighed silently: "Alas..."

Maybe even if he died, no one would care. The only thing that cares about is the boss, because there is still use value for the boss, so the boss will pay attention to himself. There are hundreds of people in the entire address book and dozens of added groups, but all of this has nothing to do with me.

"SnoringSnoring" Fatty's snoring continued, which seemed very harsh in this early morning.

Lu Kai suddenly didn't know what to do. He suddenly came back through time, but there was nothing he wanted to do.

"Chat..." Two sparrows flew from the balcony, chirping and jumping on the fence.

Lu Kai walked to the balcony a little lost. The balcony buildings do not exceed 7 floors. Each building has been planned. The area of ​​the first floor is about 350 square meters, and then it is turned into 4 rooms, and one room is about 75 square meters.

The 75-square-meter house is two bedrooms and one living room, and the monthly rent is 1,500. Lu Kai and Fatty share a lease, and the monthly payment plus water and electricity grid fees is about 1,000 yuan. Lu Kai calculated the account for the landlord.

A building is 7 floors, and the first floor is a store and warehouse. For the time being, it is only 6 floors.

There are 24 rooms on the 6th floor, and 24 rooms cost 1500 yuan a room, that is a block. Um... Because my ancestors were seeking a living here, they built a building on this ground, so I could sit and collect blocks for a month.

Um……

The two cleaners downstairs quarreled over a bag of garbage. Lu opened his eyes and saw that the bag of garbage was in cans, all of which were beer cans. One of the two cleaners was an old man and the other was an aunt. The old man came from behind. When he saw this bag of cans, he wanted to take it away. How could the aunt's cleaners be willing, shouting: "Steal your mother's chicken!? Put it down. !"

The old cleaner yelled, "What I got is mine! This is my site! This garbage is mine!"

Auntie cleaning staff: "Get your horse's blood! It's seven o'clock! Your time is after 7:30!"

The old cleaning staff clung to the garbage bag and didn't let go: "I can't go to work early! You let go! Otherwise I'll be welcome!"

The auntie cleaner smiled and said, "Why are you being rude!?"

The old man immediately took off the belt of his trousers, squatted down, and a muffled fart exploded out. The aunt backed away in fright.

Immediately after "Crackling", the old man pulled a big pile of shit on the ground.

The feces stuck to the garbage bag full of cans, and the aunt fled, shouting as she ran, "Don't run, I'll call someone to clean you up!"

Lu Kai could see it from the balcony. Lu Kai would rather be blinded. Nima watched an uncle pull wild shit early in the morning.

At this time, the uncle also saw Lu Kai on the balcony. The uncle smiled at Lu Kai and gave him a thumbs up.

Lu Kai also gave the uncle a thumbs up.

This uncle met Lu Kai. It was this community that picked up the garbage. This community was originally a village.

The village was converted into a community. This uncle is aboriginal, and his mind is a little wrong. The uncle has a house of his own property. It is on the second floor. cockroach.

I bought a lot of rat poison and cockroach medicine, but they kept coming out. Lu Kai saw with his own eyes that the rat ate the medicated peanuts, and then ran to the uncle's house. In a few days, the smell of the uncle's house became stronger, and there were more flies.

Lu Kai finally quit the lease and changed the house. It happened that the fat man from the company also wanted to rent a house, so he rented this two-bedroom and one-bedroom together.

The uncle happily picked up the garbage, the aunt walked fast, and put the selected plastic bottle and corrugated cardboard aside, and was taken by the uncle.

The uncle finished picking out the trash and was about to leave. The aunt came with two men.

The aunt cried and howled: "It's him! This immortal hooligan! Shit in front of me."

The two men couldn't bear it, and when they came up, they held down the uncle and pressed him into his shit.

The uncle screamed, and when he screamed, the shit got into his mouth, and then it got louder.

"Clap clap clap!" The sound of applause came from the balcony on the other side. When Lu opened up, he saw that it was the young man next door, with sleepy eyes and a head like a chicken coop. The young man lit a cigarette and looked back to see that Lu Kai was also watching this farce.

The young man said, "This old man has dirty hands and feet. Last time I threw a silicone doll. The old man picked it out and used it. It made me sick!"

Lu Kai: "Ah this..."

After a while, the security personnel of this community came. The parking lot in this community is charged. Although the security is only responsible for charging, but the community has to come out to maintain law and order. Security personnel took the two men away.

The old man's rubbish was also taken away by other cleaning staff who gathered around to watch.

The old man sat a little lonely on the roadside sill, there was shit on his hair, and his expression was sluggish.

Things settled and the crowd dispersed.

But Lu Kai felt very uncomfortable. Why would he be pressed to eat shit when he picked up garbage...? Although it was the old man who made the mistake first, it was too frustrating...

Lu Kai sat back on the sofa, took out his phone again, and suddenly wanted to play a game.

So I opened the original demon, and it took only one day since I traveled back to here. When I entered the game interface, Lu Kai felt like it had been many years.

It took more than 1 minute to enter the game interface, and the screen of the mobile phone lost a lot of frames. This mobile phone is not good.

Lu Kai looked at the e-waste that he had cleared out, and suddenly wondered if he could use the waste.

Transform this phone with psychic energy!

As seen before, the latest flagship mobile phone from the latest major manufacturers has a running score of around 800,000 points, but using the subsystem of the giant computer system 11 to simulate a mobile phone, the computer can score 800,000 points just by using the CPU. , and the cpu is not fully loaded, the peak value is about 20%, and a patch can be used to call some functions of the graphics card later, and the score reaches more than 2 million.

Just do it.

Even Cthulhu can't stop me from picking up trash