Chapter 335 Never call you little sister
When he got home in the afternoon, Du Caige noticed an extra pair of women's shoes at the door.
It was a pair of small black leather shoes with a round toe and a low heel.
It doesn't look new, with a lot of creases, but it's polished.
After opening the door, it turned out that there were guests at home.
"Little girl."
"Uncle!" Xu Qingya turned her head and greeted with a wide-eyed smile.
Du Yanqi is also there.
Needless to say, Xu Qingya was invited to the house by her.
Sure enough, she explained, "Brother, I asked Sister Xiaoya to come over and teach me her art test experience. I'm going to invite her to dinner tonight, are you coming?"
Du Caige smiled and said, "Let me pay the bill?"
"Of course, I've made an appointment with the beautiful woman for you. Not only will you be responsible for paying the bill, but you should also reward me with some pocket money next month."
Du Caige smiled happily: "Then you made a mistake. The little girl has been given to me by her master, so I don't need to spend money on an appointment with her. Isn't that right, little girl?"
Xu Qingya immediately showed her acting skills, with a sad look about to burst into tears: "Yes, I have been sold to this big dog by the master who saw the money!"
"I won't go out to eat at night, I'll go buy some food later, little girl, you are in charge of cooking."
"Ah? Not only do I want to be a tutor, but also a cook?" Xu Qingya pouted, the boss looked reluctant, but nodded, and said in a long voice, "Okay Okay, big dog, you have the final say. If you are poisoned and go to the hospital, don't ask me for medical expenses."
However, although Xu Qingya said that she could only cook dark dishes, in fact her cooking skills were pretty good.
Although the fried dishes are all home-cooked, they look like normal, but the aroma and taste are all out.
It can be said that he can get on the stage and get off the kitchen.
In the evening, she and Du Rongqi were murmuring about what they were talking about, while Du Caige went back to the room and called Zou Guoyong.
After chatting for a while, he asked Zou Guoyong for Dong Wenbin's phone number.
But after calling, Dong Wenbin did not answer.
Counting the time, Xingtiaoguo should be early in the morning at this time. Dong Wenbin may have turned the mute to sleep, so he did not continue to play and began to carry "Dragon and Snake Romance".
At about eight o'clock, Du Ranqi suddenly came over and knocked on the door, shouting indignantly, "Too bullying!"
Du Caige thought she was in conflict with Xu Qingya, and thought it was strange, because Xu Qingya was not the kind of aggressive character.
But Du Yanqi's next sentence made him understand.
"What's this guy doing? He's always asking you to touch porcelain, and he's still a Nobel Prize winner. Isn't it good to write his own book quietly? You have to comment on this and that."
Du Caige knew that it was probably the Nobel Prize tycoon Lu Wu who was at DISS again.
Speaking of Lu Wu boss DISS, he is not once or twice. The earliest time was because of "The Old Man and the Sea". He thought that although Hemingway's writing was good, it was nothing to write something foreign.
Then Du Caige wrote Xianjian, and the big guy said, "It's crazy, it's just kitsch, it's hard to be elegant, and it's so disappointing that I have talent but don't know how to love myself."
This is to give the fairy sword and the ghost blowing lamp to DISS, and of course it also admits that Hemingway has talent.
This time it is estimated that it is in DISS "Dragon and Snake Romance".
Du Caige asked: "He is evaluating "Dragon and Snake Romance"?"
Du Yanqi nodded. "Brother, you have to fight back fiercely! Give him some colorseesee!"
At this time, Xu Qingya also came to Du Caige's bedroom door and persuaded: "Uncle, you can't be soft in the cultural circle, you can't be a good person. If others think you are easy to bully, anyone can step on you in the future. But Mr. Lu Wu is different. , at his level, you really can't just scold him in the air, you must be the one who suffers."
Du Caige smiled bitterly and said, "I understand what the little girl said. Qiqi, I also want to go back. The problem is that this is a Nobel Prize tycoon. You can't answer it, you know? Unless one day I also get a prize with a high gold content. Otherwise If I go back, there will be a lot of boring keyboard warriors standing up to defend him.
Even those keyboard warriors usually don't like to read his books, and have never even read his books. "
Du Qiqi was speechless and knew that what Du Caige said was the truth.
Xu Qingya breathed a sigh of relief. She was really worried that Du Caige couldn't hold back for a while, and spat with Lu Wu on Weibo, then it would be a big deal.
Du Caige asked again, "What did he say?"
Du Yanqi took out his mobile phone and opened Weiguang Weibo.
The app version of Weiguang Weibo has just been launched.
Because the 3G network has basically been fully rolled out now, and the increase in network speed is accelerating the arrival of the mobile Internet era, many commonly used software have launched app versions, including the app version of LL software is also in intensive preparations. It is said that this month Internal testing is required.
Du Qiqi entered Lu Wu's Weibo, and then handed the mobile phone to Du Caige.
Du Caige took a closer look, and also felt that an evil fire was rushing straight to the top of his head.
"Hemingway, the author, is going back more and more, and he is willing to degenerate. Although his "The Old Man and the Sea" had various shortcomings in the past, at least there is a little bit of literature and artistry. Now he wrote "The Romance of the Dragon and Snake" , I couldn't read it after three chapters. The whole article is absurd, the language is artificial, even the most basic grammar has problems, and there are all kinds of low-level grammar mistakes in the text. This person is only concerned with making money, and he has written There are no decent things anymore, and he has even started to hire gunmen. Since this year, he has written more than 4 million words of novels. This is writing novels? Write 20,000 words a day, what can you write! Not even fast food literature , it's all rubbish! I personally suggest that the Poplar Awards Committee remove him from this year's list of candidates, and we can't let this scum author tarnish our highest literary award."
Du Caige is a good-tempered person. Except on the set, he rarely gets angry and is more Buddhist.
But this is really unbearable!
Are you really touching porcelain? I write some online novels to make money, what's your business?
Although you are a Nobel Prize winner, you can't be so unreasonable!
"Uncle," Xu Qingya blinked, "Don't be impulsive! You really can't scold you back. You're a sigh of relief now. It's cool. After that, you won't be able to move an inch in the cultural circle."
Du Caige said angrily, "I never thought about joining the literary circle. I really can't swallow this breath!"
In fact, if it was in the past, he might not have made such a big fire.
It's just that things have been crowded into a pile recently, company affairs, recording shows, movie editing, and his personal affairs.
He was busy and stressed.
It stands to reason that after the post-production of "Those Years" is completed, at least an internal viewing party should be held, but he was unable to find a suitable time.
The meeting with Fan Youqiao was also delayed.
When people are very busy and stressed, it is difficult to control their emotions, and Du Caige is no exception.
However, facing Xu Qingya's pure and translucent eyes, he still tried his best to calm himself down and didn't want to lose his temper.
After suppressing his anger, he said, "It's alright, I will respond after careful consideration, and I won't scold him. Go and play!"
"We're not playing, we're studying, studying!" Du Ruoqi pouted.
Du Caige was absent-minded, he was thinking about how to respond to Lu Wu's Weibo.
Not responding is not acceptable.
If he doesn't respond appropriately, he will really become a soft persimmon in the eyes of others in the future, and anyone will dare to come to him to touch porcelain.
But it's not enough to respond too much. After all, Lu Wu is a Nobel Prize tycoon. It can even be said that he is the highest literary idol in the minds of the people of Dahua. He has a heavy weight. Du Caige is definitely not qualified to challenge him now.
Even the slightest disrespect to him will be criticized by the entire literary and art circle.
So this response has to be strategic.
"Uncle, are you struggling with how to respond to Mr. Lu Wu?"
Du Caige was silent for a while, then admitted: "Yes."
"I have an idea."
Du Caige glanced at her and saw her smiling slyly, as if she really had a good idea.
"Come and listen."
"If you think my idea is good and I can help you, you have to promise me a condition." Xu Qingya smiled with crooked eyes.
"What conditions?"
"Don't call me little girl in the future."
"Uh, didn't you like me calling you little girl before?"
Xu Qingya rolled her eyes at him: "Women are all fickle creatures, don't you know? You've lived a long life because of you."
Du Caige was ashamed. "Okay, I promise you. Tell me, what's your idea?"
"As a literati, you still have to use your works to speak."
Du Caige nodded involuntarily. Xu Qingya said this very maturely.
"But the problem is, I haven't been able to hit back at his work now." Du Caige said in distress.
"Why not?" Xu Qingya blinked, "Uncle, don't you have Alzheimer's disease?"
Du Caige pretended to flick her forehead.
Xu Qingya immediately covered her forehead and bent over, "Don't! I was wrong! Uncle, you don't have Alzheimer's disease!"
When Du Caige retracted her hand, she straightened up and said, "The Hall of Longevity."
Du Caige suddenly realized.
The Hall of Longevity is not just a classic of Kunqu Opera.
Its lyrics can be regarded as classics in terms of literature and artistry.
"With your hand speed, Uncle, you should be able to type tens of thousands of words in a day, right? You can finish writing 50 plays in one day." Xu Qingya said with a smile.
Du Caige coughed lightly: "It's not about the speed of typing, it's about writing, how can it be so fast."
"Uncle, why don't you write 20 books first. I'll take it to Master, and Master will contact friends in the literary and art circles and spread it out, so that everyone in the literary and art circles will know that you have written a classic masterpiece."
"Then you asked Mr. Lu Wu's address on Weibo and said that you would send him the work and ask him for advice."
"Let's see what else he has to say then!"
Du Caige thought about it and thought that this idea was really good. He nodded: "You are quite clever."
"Yeah!" Xu Qingya smiled, "Uncle, you can't call me a little girl in the future!"
"Then what do you want me to call you?"
"Just call me little sister."
Du Caige immediately thought of Linghu Chong's little junior sister.
That's really a sad story.
"no!"
"why not?"
"In short, no, there is no negotiation."
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