Chapter 359
[Your contract partner (Hongli) has broken through to the seventh level of the Golden Core Realm and has been synchronized. 】
"Huh?"
Hong Li tilted her head, her small eyes filled with doubts.
"What the hell? How come you're at the seventh level of the Golden Core? Is Heiyang your fault?"
"Ahem, I have received professional training. No matter how funny it is, I will never know it, pfft..."
Hei Yang's expression was distorted, his head lowered, his shoulders shaking crazily, and finally, he couldn't help laughing!
"Holy shit, hahahaha, Hongli, you're just here to make fun of me, little clever guy, flash your head and kill me, right?"
You should have told me earlier, you should have told me Hongli earlier that you wanted to serve Hei Yang hard and without complaint for a month, and you still had to make excuses, hahahahaha! ! ! "
Hong Li: "???"
Hongli: "..."
"It doesn't count! It doesn't count! This doesn't count!"
Hong Li's face instantly turned red, and she quickly waved her hands and argued: "Well, this magical power doesn't make sense!
Black Yang, have you seen it? Look at it! Other magical powers require a buffer time!
It, it only takes a few lines of words, it is a fool! It goes against the spirit of competition! It doesn’t count! "
"Hey?"
Hei Yang didn't speak, just looked at Hong Li with a funny expression.
Hongli: "..."
"that……"
Hei Yang chuckled and patted Hong Li on the shoulder: "Xiao Li is not someone who breaks his word, right?
Even if you break your promise, you won't break your promise to Hei Yang, right? "
"me……"
Hong Li lowered her head, gritted her teeth and shed tears of humiliation as she was plotted by some dog: "I, I'm sure, I'll do what I say!"
"This is right!"
Hei Yang's funny face didn't change, and he suddenly shook his shoulders and sighed: "Oh, what's going on? Why are my shoulders suddenly so sore?
You must be tired from raising your hands and swearing just now! That, Li? "
"I, I know..."
Hong Li curled her lips and reached out to massage Hei Yang's shoulders: "Are you satisfied?"
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Hei Yang looked up to the sky and laughed, feeling as comfortable as drinking freshly chilled soda on a hot summer day (not good for health, too cold is not good).
"Hahaha, Hongli, you have today too! Dad! Mom! Have you seen it?!
Hongli also has today, hahaha, Guangzong Yaozu, Guangzong Yaozu! "
Hei Yang took out the photo stone with his other hand and took a photo of himself and Hong Li: "Oh, such a memorable scene should be recorded.
In the future, when the family is reminiscing about the past, I will point to the photo and say to Xiaohuo, "Did you see it? This is the historic moment that determined our family's status!" "
Hongli: "..."
"This guy is crazy..."
A row of black lines was drawn on Hongli's head.
"Hongli, what do you think we should print this out, frame it, and hang it above the bed in our bedroom?
In this case, you can see this scene every day when you wake up, which will help you deepen your memory and so on..."
"up to you."
A tic-tac-toe popped up on Hong Li's head, and she put a little pressure on her hand: "I have no complaints!"
"Then how about hanging one in Xiao Huo's room? So that she can look up to her father's heroic figure at any time!"
"up to you."
Hong Li's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot: "I have no complaints, but you have to ask for Xiao Huo's opinion."
"Hey, what do you mean..."
Hei Yang smiled broadly: "How about we give two to my parents so that they can see how much we love each other?"
"It's pretty good."
Hong Li gritted her teeth: "I have no objection."
"Then we print them into flyers or small newspapers and distribute them in the city..."
"Click!"
Hei Yang's words stopped suddenly, and he was interrupted by a crisp sound.
Hei Yang: "Hongli, what is that sound?"
Hong Li: "Huh? I don't know? Maybe Xiao Huo is playing in the house."
Hei Yang: "Hongli, I seem to be in a little pain."
Hongli: "I know you care about me and you definitely can't bear to have me bossed around for a month. You are so kind!"
Hei Yang: "Hongli, is my arm broken?"
Hongli: "Ah, it seems so, what's wrong?"
Hei Yang: "Did you do that?"
Hongli: "..."
Hei Yang: "..."
Hongli: "It's me."
Hei Yang: "..."
"Red——Li————"
"Haha, this can only mean that my skills are not up to standard. You can't say that I am passive and slow down my work! I have put in a lot of effort!"
"Stop talking so much! Stop! If I don't remove all your arms and legs today, I will take your surname!"
"Oh, we are all from the same family. What are we talking about?"
"stop!!!"
"Hahahaha"
…………
"Hmm..."
Xiaohuo yawned, poked his head out of the quilt, and looked out the window: "It's not day yet...
It seems like I heard my parents laughing happily?
Well, the family rules say that you don’t need to pay attention when you hear your parents’ voices, just treat it as background sound…”
Xiaohuo scratched his head and said suddenly: "So this is what it means?"
"Hey, I can still hear my parents' energetic voices at night. It feels so safe."
Xiaohuo smiled happily, lay down again, and rubbed his face against the pillow: "Mom and dad, good night, Xiaohuo loves our home so much!"
…
"Help, Hei Yang killed someone!"
"Stop! Don't run!"
Chapter 312: Activate, Zero Time Difference: Force the time difference of all creatures in the world to be consistent with mine!
Item: Absolute Pass*2
Quality: gold
Effect: A one-time consumption of props. Use this item in any "enchantment", "array", "special space", "world gap" and "time and space turbulence" to ignore all obstacles and pass freely.
Introduction: Our original intention is to help explorers who stray into dangerous places to avoid danger, but there are always some dogs who use it to peek!
"Well, this is our trump card."
On the bed in the bedroom, Hei Yang Hongli was wearing light gray and light pink loose pajamas, sitting cross-legged facing each other.
Hongli pointed at the pass, nodded and said: "If we are really captured and unable to come back during the tribulation period, this will be our second life!
When the time comes, we will use this pass to cross the barrier and come back! "
"But because it is a disposable consumable, you have to be careful with it."
Hongli said seriously: "If we come back and are captured again, it will be over!
There is only one chance, so we must be alert and make a plan to deal with this kind of thing! "
"No, you have two chances."
Hei Yang showed his dead eyes: "You only need to consume one to bring one of the people back, and the other person will teleport directly to the other person. Isn't this just two people on one ticket?"
"Hiss, you are worthy of being Heiyang! There is a lot of bad water in your stomach!"
Hongli couldn't help but praise: "It's just, well, so bad!"
"Fuck you, this is called using your brain."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes and turned to Hongli: "So, where should we start our investigation?"
"Well, indeed, this is a problem..."
Hong Li frowned, thinking of her elders outside the barrier, and couldn't help but ask: "Speaking of Hei Yang, do you have those kind of, well, ancient-looking books or simple rings in your family? A strange gadget.
Maybe there are ways to deal with tribulations left behind by our ancestors? "
"Come on, as long as the Wuse family has something left, it won't be like this."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "I didn't know before, but now I know how powerful the elders are. I feel ridiculous when I think that their juniors were almost wiped out by that weasel.
Think about it, when a bunch of villains get together, a certain evil emperor says: Ah, those five-color family are really powerful, and I can't take them down even though I try my best.
A certain ancient giant said in a deep voice: Indeed, with their combined power, I am afraid that no one can defeat them. At least I have been in the world for so long and have never seen such tyrannical power.
A certain Outland Supreme: Damn it, with the Five-Colored Family here, the northwest of the Traveling World is impregnable and completely impossible to attack!
Weasel: Ha, a group of brothers, our group destroyed the Wuse family! "
Hei Yang: "..."
What a strange association, inexplicable.
"Oh well……"
Hongli pondered for a moment: "Let's ask others!
Silver Saint Yao Qingkong, Elder Shuiran, Grandma Meng, you can ask these questions, right? "
"Oh, Yinzi Sheng and Yao Qingkong went to seclusion to deal with government affairs. They said they wanted to get rid of all those things before coming to Yaowang Sect."
Hei Yang stretched out his fingers and tugged at it and said: "Elder Shuiran has gone to take charge of the meeting in Five Elements City, so he probably won't be free now.
As for Grandma Meng, I heard that she and the King of Hell are arguing about pension benefits for underworld employees after retirement.
There's not even room for soup recently, so I've been replaced by the reserve Meng Po, who is currently in the internship period. "
"Good guy, you're all free, right..."
"That's right. After all, not everyone has as much leisure as us."
Hongli: "..."
Hei Yang: "..."