Chapter 372
Xingyun chuckled and said with a proud look on his face: "If it were Sister Hongli, she would definitely not come to pick us up, hahaha.
She must still be lying down, sitting and lying down at home, hehe. "
"quack!"
"Yes, yes, because it's not the first time."
Xingyun coughed twice, pinched his eyelids with both hands, pulled out the dead fish eyes, and imitated under his breath: "Sister Hongli will definitely say it.
Oops, do you have no legs or feet? Do you have to let me pick you up? Couldn't you just come to our house and find us? You know the location anyway.
Well, so what if you don’t know? Don’t you have a brain or a mouth? Don’t you know how to ask passers-by? I, Hongli, have been a gangster for a long time. Who doesn’t know where my family lives?
ha? What if he really doesn't know? Nonsense, if people don’t know, of course you should ask someone else! "
"quack!"
"Hehe, how about it, it looks very similar!"
Xingyun patted his chest proudly, but suddenly he seemed to have thought of something, and frowned with a hesitant expression.
"But the impression I have of Sister Hongli is from when she was in the sect. She has been away from the sect for a long time now. Although we have phone calls, I haven't seen her for a long time."
"quack?"
Gaga sounded confused.
"Oh, oh, oh, what do you think?"
Xingyun stretched out a finger and said worriedly: "We have been apart for three days, so we should treat each other with admiration!
Sister Hongli may have one personality in the sect, but she may have another personality at home!
She is married now, at least she was a girl, and now she is someone else’s wife!
Well, yes, Sister Hongli is already a wife! Entering the period of young womanhood! "
"Gah???"
A row of question marks popped up on Gaga's head.
"Wow, don't believe it."
Xingyun saw Gaga's suspicious look and couldn't help but argue: "What was that before? You were eating next to me while I called Sister Hongli. Didn't you notice?"
"Gah?"
"No, you didn't even notice this?!"
Xingyun's eyes widened and she said with a look of shock: "I'm telling you! Sister Hongli, she just finished washing her hair!"
"Gah?"
"What don't you understand? Is there anything you can't understand?"
"Hey!" Sent!
Really, I won’t lie to you, every time I ask Sister Hongli to wash my hair together...
Oh, don’t ask me why I call me Sister Hongli when I wash my hair. What are you doing, a boy, asking so many little questions from girls?
There are also those who don’t like washing their hair together, and there are also those who superficially wash their hair together but actually don’t like it in their hearts, and… oh, that’s not the point! "
Xingyun scratched his hair, looking like he had a headache.
"Ah, where did I just say it? You interrupted me and I forgot all about it!"
"quack!!"
"Ah, okay, okay, it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's mom's fault, it's mom's brain that doesn't work well, okay!"
"Quack!"
“Oh, I don’t need you to feed and support my mother, she won’t suffer from Alzheimer’s disease!
Oh yes, I remembered it! "
Xingyun lowered her voice again and said with a mysterious face: "Sister Hongli doesn't come with me every time. I'm very curious about why sister Hongli doesn't come with me, so I asked her when she usually washes her hair. Guess she say what?"
"Quack!"
"Forget it, just pretend I didn't ask you."
Xingyun rolled her eyes and sighed: "Sister Hongli said, ha, as a cultivator, my body is clean and free of dirt, so why should I wash my hair!"
"Gah."
"What? Do you also think what Sister Hongli said makes sense?"
Xingyun snorted softly: "Even if you say so, you still have to wash your hair first when you go to the barber shop next time, you know?"
"Gah..."
"Hey, be obedient!"
Xingyun smiled and sighed: "Although what Sister Hongli said does make sense.
but. Oops, I always feel like something is wrong. It feels weird that I haven't washed it off all the time, as if Sister Hongli is crawling on my head. "
"Uh, what was the last topic? Why did I talk about washing my hair?"
Xingyun frowned and thought for half a minute.
"Oh, yes, Sister Hongli didn't wash her hair in the sect, but now she starts washing her hair at home. Isn't this the best proof of the change in Sister Hongli's personality?"
"quack!"
"Ah, it's definitely possible that it's because I'm too busy and have nothing to do... there's someone there!
Ahem, I mean, Sister Hongli has begun to care about appearance. Well, although she is very good-looking, who doesn't want to look better?
Well, Sister Hongli was too lazy to think about this kind of thing before! But now she has changed her previous habits. Isn't this shocking to you? Why do you think Sister Hongli changed? "
"Quack quack?"
"That's true, but it's not entirely true."
Xingyun shook her head in a pretentious manner and said with a smile: "Sister Hongli, she changed for love!"
"..."
"Hey, what's that expression on your face! A son must not despise his mother. Do you know what it means that a son doesn't think his mother is ugly and a son doesn't think his father is poor?
Ah, mom is just giving an example, mom is not ugly! "
Xingyun sighed: "Forget it, let's continue talking about the power of love!
Although I don’t have the love between lovers, I have a father’s love like a mountain! And your love.
How can I describe it to you? Well, it’s like the villain in the story, with unparalleled martial arts skills and an evil plan that has been planned for tens of millions of years and is finally going to succeed!
At this time, the protagonist who was a rookie three months ago appeared on the stage, and was then pushed to the ground and rubbed by the villain until he was beaten half to death.
But at this time, just shout out the power of love! A miracle will happen and the Jedi will fight back! Eliminate the villain without any reason! "
Xingyun nodded: "Yes, I suspect that Sister Hongli was changed by this mysterious power!
If you have low EQ, it is called a broken personality. If you have high EQ, you can say that people will always grow! "
"quack..."
"Hey, don't believe it, you have never seen how powerful the power of love is!"
Xingyun pointed his hands at the sky and said affectionately: "As long as I recite the spell: Resurrection, my cough... forget it, children don't need to understand too much, just follow your path."
"Quack quack..."
"Ha, objection is invalid!"
Xingyun raised her head, imagining what Sister Hongli would look like after her family transformation. Thinking of Brother Heiyang coming home from work, Sister Hongli would greet him with a sweet smile on his face. My dear, come back... Ahem, forget it, she I can't imagine that picture at all!
…………
"Well, I seem to hear Xiaoyun secretly whispering bad things about me behind my back."
On the roof, Hong Li and Hei Yang sat side by side on the eaves, with their four legs hanging out of the roof.
(Dangerous actions, please do not imitate.)
"What did she whisper to you? Why did she say bad things about you?"
"Well, she told me what I did!"
"Easy to say."
"whispering sound."
Hong Li rolled her eyes, lay down on Hei Yang's lap, looked at the sky, and said quietly: "Well, my aunt is also coming, I guess she is planning to stay until after our wedding.
Well, that’s a good thing to say, but doesn’t it mean there’s an extra coolie? "
"Don't think about it, parents won't let the guests do the dirty work. They may receive the guests themselves, let them chat with the adults, and then pass the work to us!
Well, no matter how hard it is for Hei Yang Hongli, they don't dare to scold their parents anyway. "
"Ha, you said you scolded your parents. You're done. I'm going to report you."
"What are you taking out of context..."
Hei Yang grabbed Hongli Dog's head and rubbed it angrily. The latter's face had a look of despair, his head was being rubbed back and forth by Hei Yang, and he was too lazy to move.
"anyway……"
Hei Yang turned to look in the direction of his parents' house, and asked curiously: "Why hasn't Xiaohuo come back yet? Didn't we agree to come back early today, and then we can play birthday games with her?"
"Ha, come on, there are grandparents and grandparents everywhere next to my house.
Xiaohuo, she has probably fallen into the sweet attack a long time ago, and now she has almost forgotten what her parents called her.
If I were Xiao Huo, I wouldn't come back. I would make good use of my status as the birthday girl to eat, drink and have fun..."
"Hey, Hong Mouli, please be serious, your birthday is your mother's Good Friday!"
"Ah this...but Xiao Huo..."
"Did you suffer when Xiao Huo was born?"
"Ah...is my wallet suddenly going to be completely wiped out?"
"Ah, yes, yes."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes and looked up at the sky blankly, vaguely wondering if he had forgotten something.
"Hong Li? Do you think I forgot something?"
"Haha, have you finally remembered that I am your father?"
"Climb, I'm your father!"
Hei Yang patted Hong Li and rolled his eyes: "Hurry up, help me think about it, and be serious."
"Ha, I'm really sorry, Hongli, I'm not a serious person."
Hongli turned over and lay on her side on Heiyang's lap. She closed her eyes, raised her little nose, and made a lazy nasal sound. She closed her eyes and looked peaceful.
"Anyway, Hongli, I have given up on things like my brain. If you have any questions, don't ask me. You are now the intellectual leader of the family. Everything depends on your planning."
"Huh? Really?"
Hei Yang cautiously probed: "Wu Nao Hong Li, the wise master now orders you to run around the Traveling World three times quickly. Go quickly!"
"Ah,**"
Silencing words popped out of Hongli's mouth.
"Haha, you are really lacking in quality."
Hei Yang snorted softly: "If you don't learn the good things about me, you will learn all the bad things, right?"
"Oh, if you think about it after saying this, you will find that I only say those silence words to you. Other times, I am so polite that I feel ridiculous."
Hongli turned over and hugged Hei Yang's waist, buried her face in Hei Yang's belly, and rubbed her face through her clothes.
"The last one was those pigeons, and now they have all been consumed by Hongli's cooking business."
"Speaking of which, do you still remember the bet?"
"Ah, what's the bet?"