Chapter 438
"What a joke, am I not your father?"
"Wow, to save your face and save your breath, take my melon punch!"
"..."
"..."
"Well……"
Xiaohuo imitated the broadcast gymnastics that his father had just done and did it slowly. He looked at his parents who were struggling with each other from the corner of his eyes, showing no signs of moving.
The children of Yangli's family have long been used to seeing crazy things, so it doesn't matter.
This is proof of parents’ affection. Well, even though mom is already trying to blind dad’s eyes with her finger, this is proof of love!
Don’t even look at dad who has already picked up bricks to fight back, this is also...
Probably, in short, children and adults should not imitate!
"Hey, parents really don't want Xiaohuo to worry."
Xiaohuo shook his head like a little adult and continued to stretch in front of the sun.
Until this battle ended with Hongli having a slight advantage.
"Hey, Gou Heiyang, this is the 1,654th time you have lost to me, right?"
Hong Li pressed Hei Yang's back with one hand, and held Hei Yang's arm with the other hand, pushing him to the ground with her knees, her face full of pride.
"And I have only lost to you one thousand six hundred and forty-eight times, and the number of wins has already differed by six.
My winning rate will soon exceed 50%, heading towards 51%. Isn’t it a shame, Black Sun? "
"You, how proud are you?"
Hei Yang struggled with an unconvinced look on his face: "I'll let you go. You're so proud. If I want to, I'll press you to the ground and rub you in minutes. Believe it or not!"
"Ah, yes, yes, Master Heiyang is so right!"
Hong Li looked at Hei Yang who was stubbornly resisting with a disdainful smile, and couldn't help but said in a strange tone: "Master Hei Yang has been working hard recently. He is probably in poor condition, so we accidentally captured him, right?"
"Fuck you!"
Hei Yang was shocked.
"Don't talk nonsense. I'm just a naive person. It's not that I'm in a bad state. I'm so ruthless!"
"Tsk, tsk, you would rather admit that you are bad than admit that you are not in good condition, right? As for that."
Hong Li raised the corners of her mouth, leaned forward slightly, leaned close to Hei Yang's ear, and breathed out softly: "Admit it, I have such a lovely Xiao Li as my wife...
There’s nothing to be ashamed of, I can understand it, hubby”
"Don't even think about daydreaming, I won't give in!"
Hei Yang gritted his teeth and said, "Damn it, why do I feel like my identity has been changed after getting married? I should be the one who's cheating...ahem!"
"Honey, times have changed."
Hong Li's face was full of pride, she shook her head and said: "A famous figure once said that love is when extroverted boys start to become submissive and cautious.
On the other hand, introverted girls begin to slowly become bolder. You are already the t0 of the previous version. This is called the change of fortune.
As the saying goes, thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, don’t bully young women into poverty, our days are still long! "
"I really thought you had me, didn't you?"
Hei Yang was unconvinced and said: "Winning or losing is a common thing for a soldier. A small defeat cannot defeat the great tough guy Hei Yang!"
"Hey, you lose this time anyway."
Hong Li rolled her eyes, stood up, let go of Hei Yang, pulled him up, and reached out to help him pat the dirt off his body.
"But then again, even if we fight without using spiritual power, you should at least wear clothes to protect us!
It doesn’t take much effort to do laundry even when it’s dirty!
The clothes are all ruined. If they get ruined next time, I won’t buy them for you. Either you will wear ripped clothes, or you will do it yourself. "
"I originally made this one myself."
Hei Yang complained weakly: "And you haven't washed anyone's clothes at our house. I remember this very clearly. Don't even think about tampering with my memory!"
"Ah, that's right, I don't seem to have done any housework..."
Hongli's expression froze, and she subconsciously wanted to imitate her mother's words when she scolded her father, but suddenly she realized that she was not a good housewife like her mother.
She belongs to the blood-sucking parasite of the Black Sun, which means that sometimes the blood forgets to show the color, but that is not important. The important thing is that no one does housework at home. The reason why the home is clean and tidy is due to the operation of the cleaning circle at home. With.
But just because she doesn’t do housework doesn’t mean that her parents don’t do it!
Hongli suddenly thought of her mother washing her clothes with her own hands in the winter, and her father stepping on a stool to wipe the ceiling and window frames... plus many other hard tasks on weekdays.
When helping her parents to practice for the first time, Hongli Heiyang was shocked to find that even the family conditions were very good.
Even if they are only in their early thirties, even if they have not been injured when they were young, even if you don’t include the reason why their dad usually drinks...
There are no major problems with the body, but a lot of minor problems, which makes people feel sad.
Ever since Hongli was little, Hei Yang has been whispering in her ears, saying that we are still young and our parents are still young.
You must take advantage of this time to spend more time with your parents, honor them, and understand how difficult it is for your parents. Don’t wait until you don’t have the chance to regret it.
At that time, Hongli didn't know the story that Hei Yang had hidden in her heart, but because Hei Yang told her, she took it seriously.
As long as you are careful, you can easily discover and see the hard work parents put in for their children, which makes Hongli feel grateful in her heart.
Hongli grew up in such an environment. Although she was inconspicuous in the eyes of her parents, she had always been an obedient and filial child.
It's just that I knew it was difficult for my parents at that time, but I didn't know exactly what was difficult.
Now that she has really stepped into her own shoes, as a mother and wife, Hongli has a little bit of understanding.
"Just taking supplements and spiritual stones to visit our parents every once in a while and helping them practice is not the best we can do. This is not enough."
Hong Li whispered in her mouth, and shouted from Ye's mouth without any concealment: "Black Yang Black Yang."
"Um?"
Hei Yang was playing with his clothes when he heard Hong Li calling him. He stopped and turned around to look: "What's wrong, Xiao Li?"
"Open the Black Sun humanoid notepad."
"Ah, it's opened, and then what."
Hei Yang blinked, his face full of confusion.
"For the record, I need to take some time to provide my parents with a heat and cold protection array, as well as other convenient household arrays..."
Hongli said seriously: "Also, there are other things like cleaning skills, sweeping skills and so on.
It is impossible for parents to turn on the formation or be at home all the time, so these small magic arts must be brought over and taught to parents. "
"But Master Hongli, we haven't learned these yet."
Hei Yang couldn't help but remind him.
"Let's learn. I saw this little magic in the Five Elements Sect. I just rolled my eyes at it and didn't pay much attention to it."
Hongli paused and smiled sheepishly: "Because I don't sweep the floor in the first place, so it's not worth spending my spiritual energy to sweep the floor!"
"Correct, as expected of you."
Hei Yang showed his thumb.
"Hey, hehe, but I can find someone to courier it over. I am a member of the Five Elements Sect."
Hongli waved her hand with a smile and looked at Hei Yang: "Well, that's all for now. Remember to record it in the Hei Yang notepad. If I forget to remind you, don't forget it!"
"Hey, do practitioners still forget things? Don't be ridiculous."
Hei Yang waved his hand disdainfully.
"Da Ma..."
"That was an accident!"
"hehe……"
Hongli ignored the unintelligible words such as "under plan" and "perfect form" that kept coming out of Hei Yang's mouth.
She looked at Xiao Huo, who was still doing radio gymnastics seriously, and her eyes became softer.
"Little fire, little fire, are you okay?"
Hongli waved her hand and shouted with a smile: "Come here now, mom and dad will teach you the magical skills to survive in the outside world!"
"Eh?"
Xiaohuo was stunned for a moment, then jumped to the two of them in two or three steps, and explained: "Xiaohuo has been ready for a long time, in the best condition. Xiaohuo is waiting for mom and dad, hehe."
Xiao Huo scratched his head in embarrassment and said with a smile: "Because I feel that if I call mom, come on, I will be beaten by my father, and if I call dad, come on, I will be beaten by my mother.
Shouting to cheer up seemed like a favor to Huo Huo, so Xiao Huo stayed silent and watched the show. "
"Hahaha, is that so?"
Hongli smiled and gently touched Xiao Huo's head.
"Xiaohuo, you have a high emotional intelligence. You expressed your desire to cheer for me and the process of watching the show."
"But if my family's Xiaohuo has low emotional intelligence, her father will be the first to disagree."
Hei Yang also smiled and touched Xiao Huo's head.
"She even thinks in categories to deal with problems. This is the talent of those who succeed in great things."
"Ahaha, so, is that why Xiao Huo is so powerful..."
Xiao Huo sneered and said: "Xiao Huo Dan knew that he would be beaten if he yelled "come on", but he didn't expect that he might also be beaten if he was a good boy who said nothing, hahaha..."
"Ah, what, Xiaohuo, what you said is very ambiguous, okay?"
The corner of Hong Li's mouth twitched and she couldn't help but sigh: "When others heard it, oh, this couple must have been drunk and started fighting like crazy. The child was so scared that the child was trembling next to them, and they even took it out on the child after it was over.
With this interpretation, the two of us will be socially dead in the eyes of our neighbors! "
“It’s true that the neighbors look down on us so much.”
Hei Yang added righteously: "Obviously we don't need to use such unnecessary means as drinking to go crazy. Who are we looking down on... ah!"
"Heiyang shut up."
Hong Li withdrew her fist and looked at Hei Yang who lowered her head obediently: "Ouch..."
"That's pretty much it."
Hong Li nodded with satisfaction, smiled and patted Xiao Huo's shoulder, comforting her: "Don't be afraid, Xiao Huo. You look like your parents. Just say whatever you want. Can your parents still blame you?"
"Well……"
Xiaohuo showed his beady eyes and said weakly: "Grandma said that every parent will say, "Ah, parents don't care and don't care." But when it comes to training children, they don't care about that."
"Indeed, mom is so right!"
Hei Yang couldn't help but echoed again: "Just like when I was a child, my mother told me that she would spoil me to death, but in fact, she took me out of bed on time in the early morning of the twelfth lunar month of winter!"
Maybe this example is not very vivid, so change it to another one, for example:
"Oh, it doesn't matter if you take more or less exams. Mom and Dad just want you to be happy and not have too much psychological burden"
Ahem, whoever believes it is an idiot...
You say your parents lied to you and fooled people. In fact, that's what they probably thought at the time, but when they saw the incredible results, they became so angry that they couldn't control their emotions.
Just like the profound awakening you have every night will not last until the next morning...
It's like you uninstalling all the software with a righteous face and resolutely drawing a clear line.
It won't be long before I look around for my good brother to come up with an installation package, or I'm going to die!
Ahem...
Mom and Dad also hope to become more open-minded again and again, and they get too excited again and again. This, well, is understandable!
Of course, there are also those who deliberately lie to their children and say that this is what it is like...
How should I put it? In the eyes of a child who has just come into the world for a few years, you are the person he trusts most in the world and all he can rely on.