Chapter 489
Hei Yang complained: "I don't want to take you to such a magical transformation!"
"Ha, this is called artistic processing, what do you know?"
Hong Li looked disdainful.
“If I want to be documentary, I can just take out the script and start copying it.
The script is for others to read, but what I want to write is for us to read! "
"Um?"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows and noticed the important point.
"Let's watch it ourselves. Are there any deleted parts?"
"Well, I think we can!"
"Hongli, my god, you can do whatever you want with your art, come on!"
"Ah."
Hongli rolled her eyes at Heiyang.
"Come here and write together. This thing requires two perspectives, okay!"
"That's right... By the way, Xiaoli, tomorrow is my birthday."
"Ah, so soon? What gift do you want tomorrow?"
"I want you to have a million-word editing session today!"
"Climb! Why don't you die!"
"hey-hey……"
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In Heiyang's home.
"Get out, no peeking!"
Hong Li hummed and pushed Hei Yang out of the kitchen and pressed him onto the seat.
"Just sit here and don't move, you know?
You can't move until I call you. "
"Hey, why?"
Hei Yang couldn't help but protest.
"Xiao Li, I'm the birthday girl today! I'm not a criminal, why can't I move?
No, criminals can still move a few times even in prison, right?
I told you, your parents are here now. Believe it or not, I will complain to them that you bullied me! "
"Whoever complains is a puppy!"
Hong Li showed her dead eyes and said unhappily: "You have no quality? You will sue me at every turn.
You have to involve your parents in the matter between us. Wow, are you a child? "
"Complaining will make you a dog?"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows, looking indifferent.
"Anyway, your dog Hei Yang and dog Hei Yang bark quite happily, so why don't you just be a dog? I'm good at this!"
"Grass."
Hongli couldn't help covering her face with one hand, clasping her hands together and begging: "I know, I know, birthday boy, please accept your magical powers!
It's your birthday today! Can I allow you to be a human being for a day?
So let’s just do some human affairs, be good! "
"Oh, that's good if you know."
Hei Yang snorted and said with a smug look on his face: "On my birthday, you should have the consciousness to be a humble Hongli!
If we hit you, you can't fight back. If you scold you, you can't talk back. Do you understand? "
"ha?"
A question mark popped up on Hong Li's head, and she bent down and presented it to Hei Yang.
"You want to hit me, right? Come on, birthday girl, Master Heiyang, husband Heiyang, humble Xiaoli is coming over, slap her hard!"
"Ah."
Hei Yang looked at Hong Li with an expression that said "You dare to hit me" and snorted disdainfully.
Hei Yang raised his hand towards Hong Li, pressed both sides of Hong Li's head with both hands, and said to him: "mua!"
"Um?!!"
Hong Li's eyes widened and she patted Hei Yang's shoulder several times with her little hand before Hei Yang let go.
"Hooah..."
Hongli took two steps back, took a few breaths, stretched out the back of her hand to wipe the corners of her mouth, and looked at Hei Yang with a blushing face.
"What are you doing! What are you doing! There is no formality!
We are not at our house, our parents are here, what should we do if someone sees us? "
"When you see me, tell me it was you who took the initiative."
Hei Yang had a funny expression on his face, looked at Hong Li, and said with a smile: "Don't say it's not the case, it's obviously you who brought the face up."
"Hey, hey, don't change the relationship between cause and effect!"
Hong Li's eyes widened, she tapped the table with her fingers, and said, "I'm sending you my face, and I'm not asking you to do that. I'm obviously asking you to, uh..."
"How about it."
Hei Yang smiled proudly, feeling confident.
"Keep talking, keep talking!
When the time comes, tell your parents that you didn’t stick your face out for that or anything, you did it just to get me to slap you, tell me! "
Hongli: "..."
If she really said that, not only would she not be able to explain clearly, she would also be scolded by her parents.
What are you doing? Bully Xiaoyang! You know Xiaoyang won’t hit you, yet you’re still teasing others like this!
That's right, why is our daughter like this? Isn't this bullying Laoshi Yang?
Hongli: "..."
If she puts it like that, the above conversation will definitely happen, and she will suffer a big loss by then.
"Then I will explain to them the cause and effect!"
Hong Li glared at Hei Yang fiercely.
"Even if the society dies, I will admit it. Anyway, I have to bring you, a little thief, to justice!"
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang was speechless and showed his half-moon eyes.
"That's also a social death. Why do you have to explain it? Just to harm others and not benefit yourself!"
"Of course. Doesn't this make us both prosper and lose?"
Hong Li clenched her little fists, hummed and waved: "Just like when you become the enemy of the world, then I will follow you and fight the world."
"Etc., etc!"
Hei Yang glared at Hong Li.
"What are you talking about? I live a happy life, why should I be an enemy of other people's world?"
"I'll help you!"
"climb!"
Hei Yang patted Hong Li's head and hummed: "When you become the enemy of the world, I will directly surrender to the world, and then I will capture you back to my mansion..."
"Fuck, don't be so unloyal!"
Hongli couldn't help complaining: "The plot of a book I read a few days ago was like this!
In the end, the male and female protagonists join hands to fight the world, which is so touching! "
"and after?"
Hei Yang asked curiously: "What was the result?"
"Then the two of them sent it together."
Hei Yang: "Grass."
Hei Yang covered his face with one hand and said speechlessly: "Then you want to send it?"
"I don't want to!"
"Then you say this! You'd better read less anti-human books in the future!"
Hei Yang rolled his eyes at Hong Li and said unhappily: "Today is my birthday. What you sent here and there is really yours!"
"It's not necessarily anti-human. After all, not every world is as amiable as our Lao Ao..."
After a pause, Hongli added: "Oh, it doesn't count when you and Lazy are not officially naturalized!"
"Nonsense, I don't admit it."
Hei Yang snorted, deceiving himself.
"I must have been a member of the Traveling World five hundred years ago, a member of the Five Colors family with upright roots.
I'm warning you, Hongli, not to talk nonsense. Do you know that trouble comes from your mouth? "
"Okay, okay, I know, I know."
Seeing Hei Yang's appearance, Hongli couldn't help but smile, waved her hands, and said cheerfully: "Okay, okay, I really can't do anything to you, really!
I'm preparing a few dishes for you in the kitchen to give you a surprise!
Hey, it turns out you keep coming here to peek and peek!
Hey, you peeked so much, and you won’t be surprised when the time comes. Wouldn’t my careful preparations be in vain?
Oops, although I know you were worried that I wouldn't be able to cook well and would blow up the kitchen and hurt myself like before, so you were there to peek and care about me.
But don’t worry, I’ve already mastered cooking!
Doing this kind of thing is a piece of cake, right? This is called one method, all methods are perfect! "
Hong Li chuckled, gave Hei Yang a thumbs up, and assured: "Don't worry, I guarantee there will be no problem!"
"Ah, is there a possibility that I didn't peek over there just to care about you?"
Hei Yang cautiously probed: "Is it possible? I just want to know which dishes you have cooked so that I can avoid lightning when eating...
I'm just kidding, Xiaoli, why are you so red-eyed?
Of course I took a peek because I cared about you. Do I still need to doubt this kind of thing? "
"Oh, you are Hei Yang. It sounds like you can do this kind of thing..."
Hongli rolled her eyes at Hei Yang, waved her hand, turned and walked towards the kitchen.
"Okay, okay, I'll go back and cook for you, just wait and enjoy it.
You can go outside for a walk, as long as it's not near the kitchen, it's up to you! see you later! "
"Ouch."
Hei Yang watched Hong Li close the kitchen door tightly. It sounded like the sound was blocked.