Chapter 570
"..."
Hong Li was silent for a moment, then raised her head and looked at Hei Yang with a faint look.
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang's expression froze, he made a sound, and lowered his head obediently.
"Hmph, that's pretty much it."
Hong Li put her hand on Hei Yang's head as she wished, nodded with satisfaction, and opened the gift box completely to reveal the items inside.
"Come back and see if you win or not."
"Hey, what's so good about this? You can't afford to lose, right..."
Hei Yang turned around and looked
Item: Qiankun Ruyi
Quality: red
Function: Make good wishes to it, turn it into help to move forward towards good things, and consume it after successful use.
Introduction: As you wish, follow my will, and it will appear quickly!
"Well……"
Hei Yang frowned, realizing that things were not that simple.
"Is this a new level, above gold?"
"Hmm, what should I say?"
Hong Li spread her hands proudly.
"I'm used to it. I can't help it. It's expected."
"..."
Hei Yang gritted his teeth and looked at Hong Li.
"What a shame, you printed the card on the spot!"
"Hey, hey, hey, someone can't afford to lose."
Hong Li chuckled.
"But I'm willing to admit defeat, so I ask you how it is. Is it better than your broken () spring water?"
"Ha, I haven't tried it yet, who knows!"
Hei Yang still wanted to quibble, so he reached out and took Ruyi and looked at it with a searching expression on his face.
"Speaking of which, how should this be used? Does it mean making a wish?"
"Hmm, I don't quite understand."
Hongli didn't stop Hei Yang from taking Ruyi away, but just studied it with him.
"how to say……"
Hongli shook her head and said: "I don't think it's like it, you see this is a wish, a blessing.
We usually wish others good luck and good luck every day, but we don’t wish others to rule the world..."
"Ha, why not? Can't we all use words such as wishing you all your wishes come true, all the best, twice the result with half the effort, and instant success?"
Hei Yang looked at Hong Li with a disdainful expression, and hummed: "It's terrible to be uneducated!"
"Ah."
Hong Li showed her half-moon eyes, stretched out her hand and said, "Then please start your performance."
"Ha, come on."
Hei Yang smiled and picked up Ruyi proudly.
"Wish me more money, less anger, all my wishes come true, and all the best!"
......... Nothing happened.
Hei Yang: "..."
"Pfft..."
Hongli couldn't help turning her head away and snickering.
"Damn it, how could this happen!"
Hei Yang gritted his teeth and waved Ruyi again.
"Let me have boundless magic power, dominate the world, and have all your wishes come true. According to my will, the magic will appear quickly!"
......... Nothing happened.
Hei Yang: "..."
"Pfft..."
"Hey, hey, laughing once is enough. It's rude to laugh again!"
Hei Yang looked at Hong Li angrily.
"What? It's true that you, the unlucky little guy, opened a counterfeit, otherwise how could this happen!"
"Oh, if people are not good enough, don't blame the uneven road."
Hongli rolled her eyes and reached out to take Ruyi.
"As I said, since it's a wish, let's give some real wishes!"
Hong Li guessed: "Maybe it needs to be sincere to have an effect?"
"ha?"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows.
"But I really mean it!"
"As I said, if people are not good enough, don't blame the uneven road."
Hong Li chuckled.
"Let me go first, um, I wish us and our family and friends good health, long life, a happy mood, a healthy life, and happiness forever!"
"Well, then add me as well."
Hei Yang raised his hand and said: "I wish my family and friends to be happy, harmonious, and happy forever!"
"Your words are similar to mine."
Hongli couldn't help but complain.
"Hei Keke, Hongli, shut up!"
Hei Yang glared at Hong Li.
"I advise you not to be so smart, you are so confused!"
"whispering sound."
Hongli rolled her eyes and was too lazy to talk to him.
After the two said their blessings, Ruyi trembled slightly, turned into a buling buling and dissipated in the air, and the use was successful.
"Hey, wait wait wait!"
Hei Yang's eyes widened when he saw such a big boy suddenly disappearing.
"No, no, what, it's gone now?"
"Isn't it normal that it's gone?"
Hong Li, who was lying on her side, complained helplessly: "Didn't I say so!
If it succeeds, it will be consumed. It proves that we have used it successfully. Don’t you even have eyes? "
"Ah, yes, yes!"
Hei Yang nodded quickly, pointed at his face and said: "I'm blind, I don't have eyes, there's nothing I can do about it, that's it, alas..."
"Fuck, you're referring to the mulberry tree and scolding the locust tree, right?"
A tic-tac-toe popped up on Hongli's head.
"Wrong, I mean Sang scolding Sang."
Hei Yang smiled proudly.
"..."
Hongli took a deep breath and said fiercely: "If that's the case, then I won't pretend anymore!"
"Um?"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows.
"How to say?"
"Actually, I'm mentally retarded!"
Hongli pointed at the melon seeds on her head and said, "There is a big problem here!"
"Grass."
A black line was drawn on Heiyang's head.
"That's how you play, right?"
Hei Yang's eyes were sharp.
"Then I will accompany you to the end!"
"Ha! Is it possible that a loser like me is worthy of going against Master Heiyang?"
Hongli pointed at herself with disdain.
"I advised myself to admit defeat quickly, so as not to cry and embarrass myself."
"Hahaha, what a joke, in front of you, Lady Hongli, I am like a firefly compared to the bright moon, the difference is huge!"
Heiyang was annoyed: "Am I worthy of competing with Lady Hongli? No, I am not worthy, I am too arrogant!"
"No, no, no, a plankton like me in the sewer can only survive by relying on the glory of Lord Heiyang. Without you, the only light in my world will be extinguished!"
"No, no, no, you, Lady Hongli, are a rare and peerless beauty in the world, with unparalleled grace!"
Heiyang covered his eyes with his sleeves.
"Woo, woo, woo, I really want to be Miss Hongli's dog, but Miss Hongli said she likes cats, and I'm just a mouse..."
"Damn it, shut up quickly, how can I, a shameless old thief, deserve such praise!"
"Ah, I know the goodness of Lady Hongli, but I don't spread her divine name and greatness, how despicable and shameless!"
"Heh!"
"Hmph!"
Heiyang and Hongli stared at each other face to face, staring at each other fiercely, getting closer and closer.
Suddenly, Heiyang stretched out an arm, hugged the back of Hongli's head, and kissed her in the face of her horror.
"Well, you fucking..."
"mua!"
"Bang..."
Hongli fell to the ground with a red face, gasping for breath.
On the other side, Heiyang put his hands on his waist and looked at Hongli with a look of amazement.
"Wow, wow, wow, wow..."
"You wow you *****!"
Hongli raised a middle finger.