Chapter 1789 The trouble of raising a child, three million years

Chapter 1789 The trouble of raising a child, three million years

"Why are you so shameless!"

In the early morning, Hui Liyi cursed angrily in the cave and kicked Lu Chen out of bed.

"Ababa, Ababa, Ababa!"

Xiaopingan shouted incoherently, not knowing what it meant, but he seemed to be expressing anger.

"Aren't I inspecting the product quality for safety..."

Lu Chen rubbed his kicked face and said righteously: "From today on, I am the Inspector General of the Food Safety Administration!"

"I bother!"

Eriki blushed and spat. She felt that the child's father was too shameless. He was obviously not so thick-skinned when he was young.

"Ah—"

As a result, Xiaopingan followed suit and spat ahead of Eriyi, with everything on his lips.

Eriki was happy and picked up her son, "Xiaopingan, tell me, is your father stinky and shameless?"

"Abba..."

Xiaopingan muttered, and his little head seemed to nod.

"Hey--"

Lu Chen was a little embarrassed, but Eriki was so happy that she picked up her son and ran away. Lu Chen could only pretend that he couldn't catch up.

After the fuss was over, Eryi replenished Lu Ping'an's rations for the day. The little guy seemed to still have some unfinished business, as he was obviously one year old.

"Ping An, as a man, you have to wean yourself early, but you can't imitate Uncle Hao."

When the purple energy came from the top of the mountain, Lu Chen hugged his son, pinched his little face and said.

"Abba?"

Xiaopingan raised his head and looked at his father with a puzzled expression. He didn't know who Uncle Hao was.

Lu Chen patted his head, feeling that it was useless to tell his child this. "Anyway, wean him off as soon as possible. I won't go out to find animal milk for you."

"Abba!"

Xiaopingan has starry eyes and seems to be very curious about what animal milk is.

Lu Chen felt that he was talking too much. His son just couldn't speak yet, but he was actually very smart and could understand most of what they said.

"Peace, let me tell you, your father was weaned when I was half a year old. Do you know that the earlier you are weaned, it means that you will be stronger in the future and you will be a man among men."

Lu Chen told lies seriously, mainly because his son had been weaning, which would affect his and Eryi's rest at night, and it wouldn't sound good if it spread.

There are very few creatures in the prehistoric history who are still breastfeeding at one year old, because the creatures of all races grow very fast after birth. Just like the true dragon race, they basically only eat breast milk once after birth, and their innate nature is considered perfect, and they can practice their own cultivation afterwards. In a few decades, you will be inestiate and no longer need to eat at all.

Even the human race in the prehistoric era basically weaned after three months. The main human race lived in poverty in their early years, and their mothers often did not produce that much milk. If they want to survive in the cruel wilderness, the children must be independent early and have teeth. After growing up, start eating food.

This is not the mortal world. Compared to the dragon earth, it is already considered the divine world among the gods. If Xiaoping is thrown back to the dragon world, Nidhogg will not even be able to scratch the little baby.

Therefore, the breast milk of the creatures in this world is naturally not ordinary. What Xiao Ping An eats is considered high-end, but the breast milk of the Great Dao level.

This level of energy supplement can sustain Lu Pingan's daily needs, which shows how bottomless this little guy is.

At present, he is not sure about his son's talent and whether he will be able to beat Lu Chen in the future, but what he is sure of is that Lu Ping'an will definitely be able to eat better than him in the future. He is an invincible big eater, with extremely high energy demand and conversion efficiency.

Of course, the energy left over from the baptism of the Xuannv Clan could sustain Xiao Ping'an's life, but this guy didn't need it and had to feed. Lu Chen was very worried, fearing that this was another Shi Hao.

At this time, Emperor Huangtian, who had just arrived in the perfect world, sneezed. After entering his cave, he took out a small jar in a deserted place and said, "I'm tired from going out this time. Let's have a cup to calm down."

"Aba Aba"

Xiaopingan started to make a fuss. It seemed that he wanted to taste the beast's milk that his father said.

"No, what should I do if you open the door to a new world? And your father, I really don't understand this. I'll discuss it with your Uncle Hao later."

Lu Chen shook his head and said to stop thinking about his son.

"What did you say?"

At this time, Eriyi came from behind, holding a book in her hand. When Xiaoping saw what her mother was holding, she put her hands on her ears and said, "Ababa!"

He seemed to be very reluctant. Lu Chen felt that this was quite agreeable to him. This is the hero of our generation. Why should he study cultural classes! ?

But under Eliyi's warning gaze, Lu Chen still handed the struggling Xiaopingan to Eliyi, and Xiaopingan began his cultural class today.

Strangely enough, Eri originally hated studying in class. Lu Chen and Eri often skipped classes in school, or were distracted in class. How could Eri be so strict with her children's education?

In fact, Eriyi doesn't have many requirements for Xiaoping's cultural level, but she must at least learn to speak first, right? Her little niece spoke very fluently when she was one year old, but when her son turned one year old, he was still here as a baby.

This made Eriyi look at Lu Chen with something strange every day, wondering if her son's brain was filled with muscles.

While Hui Liyi was teaching, a golden light flashed across the sky, the wind and clouds danced, and a golden dragon as fat as a rugby ball landed on the ground.

Little Golden Dragon occasionally comes to visit to report the results of his practice to Lu Chen. He still likes to tease Little Ping An because he feels that his seniority in the team has improved and he is no longer a child.

But in terms of behavior...Eli Yi is extremely resistant to the fact that Xiao Jinlong and Xiao Ping An are together.

Just like now, Lu Chen let Xiao Ping An and Xiao Jinlong play on the pretext of giving the children a break.

It turned out that little Jinlong was a master of language teaching. After a while, Eriyi went over to take a look and found that his son could speak and was no longer Aba Aba.

But Lu Ping'an and the little golden dragon lying on the ground stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes, shouting "oooooooooo"

This made Eri Yi so angry that even Lu Chen had to grab the little golden dragon and leave, "What are you teaching? What kind of language are you talking about? Not many people can understand it except me."

Little Jinlong was very aggrieved and expressed with joy, "Obviously my teaching is better than yours, but Xiaopingan learned it in no time."

Lu Chen had no choice but to think that his son's inability to speak was also a problem, so he planned to change his son's tutor. He said on Didi on the group channel, "Brother Chu, are you busy practicing recently? Please give me a favor."

"Brother Lu, please tell me."

Chu Zihang put down the research he was doing.

"Come and teach my son how to speak. It would be even better if you can teach him how to read and write."

Lu Chen asked, please.

Chu Zihang was silent for a while, "I'll do my best."

In fact, he doesn't really want to take this job. Generally speaking, even if you ask a teacher to teach, it will only be done after the child is fluent in speaking and has become a little sensible. How can there be an outsider to teach children to speak?

When Xia Mi heard this, he felt that it was not reliable and said to Chu Zihang: "You are the only one who teaches with a straight face. It's strange that my nephew can learn it."

Then Chu Zihang silently took out an "Encyclopedia of Infant Education" from the storage space, another "Ten Thousand Efficient Ways of Prenatal Education" and a "On How to Intellectualize Infants" Enlightenment

Xia Mi was stunned and looked at Chu Zihang with wide eyes, "Who is this monster!? How dare you pretend to be my husband!"

The corners of Chu Zihang's mouth twitched unnaturally, "My mother gave this to me."

Xia Mi suddenly realized that it seemed that Aunt Su had already started to do all kinds of things to Chu Zihang in order to have her grandson. She had even prepared this kind of book.

She was also curious about how Chu Zihang planned to teach, so she went with him, but... Chu Zihang couldn't figure it out either.

It seems that the job of teaching children to speak is not suitable for Chu Zihang.

So Xia Mi stepped out, hugged Xiao Ping'an and coaxed him: "Call Auntie."

However, the little one didn't live up to expectations and just started climbing, mostly thinking about eating.

Lu Chen was also speechless. He felt that he was not very smart, but he could speak when he was one year old. At least he could call his parents very smoothly.

In the end, the turmoil about teaching speech stopped in the Xuannv clan. The goddess came and took Xiao Ping An away for a day. When she came back, Xiao Ping An spoke.

There were tears on Xiaopang's face, "Mom... I'm hungry, I don't want to go there."

As for how the goddess did it, Lu Chen didn't know. He saw that his son had many lip marks on his face, and there were more than one.

Lu Chen hugged Xiaopingan and said, "Son, call me daddy."

"Daddy..."

Xiaopingan shouted while holding his breath. Although his tone was a bit strange, Lu Chen was still very happy.

He thanked the Xuannv clan leader, "Senior Tiannu, I didn't expect you to have such a high level of education. I will definitely let Quanzi go to your place to listen to your teachings for a few years in the future."

The goddess looked at Xiaopingan and smiled, "That's very good."

The little one shivered inexplicably, hugged his chest tightly with a pair of small hands, and looked at the rising sun in the distance after the goddess left.

In the young Xiao An'an's mind, the Xuannv Clan was a scary place. There were many big sisters there, and they would play with each other one by one. It was too scary.

Are women such terrible creatures? He never wants to go to the Xuannv clan again in his life.

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In the blink of an eye, several years of happy time passed. Xiaopingan was three years old, could run and jump, and became fluent in speech, but he also contracted some bad habits.

It was all the fault of Little Golden Dragon, who secretly brought dragon milk to Little Pingan when he came back, causing Little Pingan, who had already been weaned, to get out of hand and become addicted to milk.

Lu Chen repeatedly taught you that you can drink, but you have to hide it, otherwise you will be laughed at in the future.

Xiaopingan was smart since he was a child, but Lu Chen did not teach him any cultivation techniques, nor did he guide him with the power of the divine blood in his body, allowing him to have a carefree childhood.

When he was three and a half years old, Lu Chen and Eri Yi sent Xiao Ping An to Xuan Nu's special nursery school. The little boy was unwilling to do anything, and was finally kidnapped by the elder sisters of the Xuan Nu clan with a look of despair.

"Still too young..."

Lu Chen waved goodbye to his son and said with a smile.

"What, are you jealous? Why don't you also go and study with me?"

Eriyi's tone was teasing.

But Lu Chen knew that this was a gift, so he quickly shook his head and said: "What are you talking about? Let's go back to practice quickly!"

Eryi rolled her eyes at Lu Chen. She was very charming. Becoming a mother has not changed her body, but her demeanor has become a little more mature. After all, she already has the responsibility to take care of the next generation, and her mentality must be the same as before. The fun-loving girl is different.

Time passed slowly, and in the blink of an eye, Lu Pingan was seven years old and officially graduated from the Xuannu Kindergarten. He was obviously still a young child, but when he left, his eyes seemed to be filled with vicissitudes of life.

Above the sky, when I arrived at the gathering place of the human race, I saw the boys in the race, and my eyes shone with excitement.

After meeting his parents, Xiaopingan wanted to say, three and a half years, three and a half years, parents, do you know how I spent these three and a half years?

There is not even a boy in that ghost place of the Xuannv tribe, not even a playmate. They are all annoying girls. I don’t want to play with dolls, I don’t want to play games about wearing skirts, I want to play something What a game with men!

Lu Chen read his son's emotions and patted his little head, "It's okay. You will have many friends and playmates of the same age in the future."

He could only say that this was a normal phenomenon. Boys mostly liked to play with boys when they were young, but did not like playing with girls. It was normal for little ones to feel aggrieved.

But I guess when Xiaopingan grows up, he will start to miss his childhood.

"Father, mother, are you going to teach your children to practice?"

Xiaopingan asked curiously. In the past few years in the Xuannv clan, his cultural quality has obviously improved a lot, and because of his high mental strength, he can learn languages ​​very quickly. His photographic memory is a trivial matter, that is, He doesn't know how to scan with his spiritual mind, otherwise he is more powerful than a supercomputer.

Lu Chen and Eliyi shook their heads. After taking Xiao Ping'an to live with a few people, Lu Chen used his power to condense the essence of heaven and earth and sealed his son.

Because once Lu Ping'an starts practicing, he may not be able to stop the car. It's hard to say whether he can bring back the space by then.

Eryi's idea is that the world view of the prehistoric continent is actually not conducive to her son's growth, and it is easy for her son to establish cruel and wrong views. It is better to send him back to the world of dragons to go to school.

Lu Chen actually thought it was nothing, but listening to Huili Yi could also avoid risks and prevent his son from becoming too strong in the prehistoric era and unable to return.

He checked Lu Pingan's body. On his wrist, there was a vague mark just like his own. It was a hidden mark made by space. It was related to himself and Eri Yi. As long as one of them could return to space, the space would be fine. Pull, but the premise is that Lu Pingan's strength cannot be too high.

In the reluctance of Hui Liyi and Lu Chen, after sealing their son, they officially started a long-term retreat. After all, all living beings were at peace, and no one dared to disturb him.

Years pass by slowly, and in the blink of an eye, three million years of vicissitudes have passed.

A cave in Nanzhan Buzhou collapsed, and a black shadow rose into the sky, stretching its body with much more power than before.

Another woman wearing a red and white dress also has a powerful aura and unparalleled luck.