Chapter 8 My wife and I went crazy

Chapter 8 My wife and I went crazy

"Wife?"

"What a useless guy."

When the bearded man heard Lu Xun shouting for his wife to save him, his face was full of contempt, and he said disdainfully: "A man needs a woman to protect you. It's really embarrassing for us men. Besides, in this situation, do you think your wife will come to save you?"

Lu Xun shrugged and said lightly: "My wife will not abandon me. I advise you to run now, otherwise it will be too late."

After hearing Lu Xun's words, the bearded man despised him even more, but the burly man next to him was solemn. There was actually another person nearby? He didn't even notice it. If what he said was true, then his wife's realm must have reached the Great Postnatal Realm at least.

"Is your wife really nearby?" The burly man frowned and asked with a hint of doubt.

"Of course."

"Do you think I'm bluffing you?" Lu Xun stood there, holding the big sword, and answered calmly: "My wife's realm is beyond your imagination. These hundreds of people are just a group of ants in my wife's eyes. She can crush them all with a wave of her hand."

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"Second brother!"

"This kid is obviously bragging. We can't believe it. Let's do it directly!" The bearded man said to the second brother beside him: "I will chop off his head and smash it with the back of the knife, so that he will be a headless ghost."

The burly man hesitated for a long time, and thought that Lu Xun in front of him might be bluffing. He weighed the machete in his hand and said lightly: "Wait until our people arrive. Now you and I are not his opponent. At most, it's a draw."

Just like that,

the three of them were deadlocked there. Compared with the two calm men, Lu Xun was a little anxious. Logically, she...that illiterate woman would come to save me, right? After all, I am her tool for dual cultivation, and I have to work hard in the future. Without me, it will be difficult for her to survive the great catastrophe next year.

The long dragon of torches is getting closer and closer, and Lu Xun is almost in a hurry. Deep in his heart, he has been secretly thinking about the probability of escape. Just when he is impatient, a silver light in the sky cuts through the dark night, like a silver meteor.

Here it comes!

The wife is finally here!

Lu Xun almost burst into tears, and he called his wife mighty in his heart.

"Second brother!"

"Look at the sky. It seems that something is flying over!" The bearded man saw the strangeness in the sky and hurriedly shouted to the second brother beside him.

The burly man looked in the direction of the finger, and his heart tightened immediately. He vaguely felt a strong pressure. Could it be that what this kid said is true? Is his wife's realm really beyond imagination?

"Boom--"

The silver light fell in front of Lu Xun, and a cloud of dust exploded in an instant.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem"

The two men covered their mouths and noses, staring at the front of them intently. They seemed to see a person in the dust. As the dust slowly dissipated, the two men could see the uninvited guest clearly. This was a beautiful woman who could not be described in words, but she was also unusually cold, exuding an aura that kept strangers away.

Xuan Yin stood in front of Lu Xun, holding a sharp sword, looking coldly at the two men in front of him, without a trace of emotion in his eyes, like a night demon in the dark night, extremely terrifying and so creepy.

"Wife!"

"I've been bullied!" Lu Xun stood behind her, pointing at the two big men, and said angrily: "It's them!"

"Shut up!"

Xuan Yin said coldly: "Sneak out behind my back, I'll settle the score with you later."

As soon as the voice fell,

Xuan Yin raised her eyebrows, looked at the two trembling men, and whispered: "Dare to move my people?"

"They dare to move!"

Lu Xun hurriedly blew pillow wind, fanning the flames behind her, with a few words written on his face, "Wife, I don't want to work hard anymore", and said carefully: "Look back at the huge crowd, they are all here to take your husband's life, wife, I almost can't see you."

The words "wife" made Xuan Yin upset, and she wanted to sew his mouth with needle and thread, but now there is a big enemy. She can't spare time to teach him a lesson, so she can only endure his mischief behind her.

"My wife."

"Hurry up and do it." Lu Xun is now more and more comfortable calling her "my wife". He has no psychological burden at all, but he will suffer some physical pain afterwards.

Xuanyin's hand holding the sword has blue veins. He is angry, angry and helpless. He stares at the two big men in front of him with a dark face. Without any nonsense, he swings a sword at them. In an instant, a cold sword energy with a devastating force rushes towards them like a tidal wave.

The burly man and the bearded man were dumbfounded. There was no thought in their minds. If Lu Xun's sword energy was a surging river, then the cold sword energy they were facing at this moment was the turbulent tsunami.

Despair is full of despair!

The legs of the two men were completely limp. The pressure coming towards them even made them unable to breathe.

"Boom--"

There was a violent vibration between heaven and earth, and dust covered everything.

"Ouch!"

The endless sword force almost blew Lu Xun away. Fortunately, he hugged Xuanyin's thigh in time and did not fly out.

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"Let go!"

"You're a bastard, you're hugging my leg again." A faint blush appeared on Xuanyin's cold and charming face, and she shouted angrily: "Believe it or not, I'll chop you down?"

"Don't, don't, let me go. I'm ready."

Lu Xun let go of the slender jade legs, slowly stood up from the ground, turned his head and looked at the group of people behind him. At this moment, they had already scattered in all directions. He pursed his lips and whispered: "What should they do? What should they do? These people are all desperadoes, and if they escape like this, they will definitely harm the people of Li."

Xuanyin was originally a snake and python in the mountains and forests. After four hundred years of training, her sense of smell had reached a superb level. She had long since smelled the faint scent of blood exuding from these rabble, indicating that these people were carrying The lives of all are extremely vicious people.

"Kill him."

Xuanyin moved her red lips and replied coldly.

The words fell,

He rushed into the crowd alone.

for a time,

Miserable sounds spread everywhere.

Seeing this, Lu Xun could only follow him. Although he was usually engaged in the business of slaying demons and exterminating demons, he would occasionally kill those vicious fugitives under the government's wanted order. He had indeed killed people and also killed them. He had killed many people, but they were all a group of extremely bad people.

Compared to Xuanyin who could kill everyone with one sword, Lu Xun was obviously paddling. However, in his world, this was not the case.

now,

There was only one thought in Lu Xun's mind.

My wife and I are going crazy!

"With thousands of troops and horses and one general, it's not difficult to find something in the bag."

Lu Xun, holding a sharp sword, stood between heaven and earth, looking at the corpses of the desperadoes in front of him with a look of arrogance.

at the same time,

Xuanyin was standing not far from him. When he heard his elegant words again, he immediately frowned. Although he didn't understand what he was talking about, he must be bragging about how brave and fearless he was. .

"snort!"

"What does it have to do with you? I didn't kill them all." Xuanyin muttered unhappily.

After Lu Xun finished sighing, he squatted down and plundered the belongings of the thieves. Seeing what he found among the corpses, Xuanyin was a little curious for a moment.

"What are you doing?" Xuanyin asked.

“Robbing from the rich and giving to the poor.”

While collecting silver coins, Lu Xun said earnestly: "When I go out, I rely on friends first and silver coins. I am usually alone and have no friends, so I can only rely on silver coins. Let's stay in a hotel after Quanzhou. Don’t spend the night in a ruined temple.”

"I have a demonic aura about me."

"You can't stay too long in the busy city, or you will be discovered." Xuanyin pursed her lips and said coldly: "You can go live."

"oh"

"It's a pity."

Lu Xun replied absently.

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"How did I hear that you were secretly rejoicing?" Xuanyin did not hear the 'pity' tone in his words, and even felt that he was secretly rejoicing. At the same time, he remembered the master's words in his mind.

——Although this boy is handsome, he is unfortunately a sentimental type. Don't let other women taint him and get a piece of his pie.

Thinking of this,

Xuanyin's face was a little solemn. Now that he had so much money, if he were not by his side, this disciple would definitely go looking for flowers and flowers. Although it had nothing to do with him, if the master found out, she would definitely be... A thorough sermon.

"No, no. How dare I."

"Lady?"

"What should I do with the corpses of these bandits?" After searching for a while, Lu found that these were poor ghosts. He immediately lost interest and stood up and asked Xuanyin beside him.

"There are so many ferocious beasts in the mountains, just think of it as a blessing to them." Xuanyin said coldly.

Lu Xun didn't say much after hearing Xuanyin's words. It sounded a bit cruel and even inhumane, but his wife was not a human being, so humanity had nothing to do with her, and these thieves didn't need humanity either.

"Lady."

"Are we going to Quanzhou for some treasure?" Lu Xun asked curiously: "I just heard that bearded man talk about it."

"Find a fragment of the picture of Heaven's initiative." Xuanyin replied expressionlessly.

A remnant of the divine opportunity?

It was the first time Lu Xun heard about this thing, and he asked again with confusion on his face: "What is it used for?"

"There are ten fragments of Heaven's initiative. Each fragment contains the power of Heaven. It is said that if you put these ten together, you can ascend to immortality." Xuanyin glanced at Lu Xun and sipped his lips lightly. Zhu Chuan: "My wife, you are speaking more and more smoothly. How about I help you pull out your tongue?"

Lu Xun smiled awkwardly and said hurriedly: "Since this broken picture of some kind of machine is so important, there must be many masters coming to snatch it, so why doesn't your master come by yourself? Let us two come over, she wants to Are we going to die together?"

"She she."

Xuanyin was a little embarrassed to say it. She couldn't tell the disciple in front of her that the master's original intention was to let her and him spend more time together to create the passionate spark of love between a human and a demon.

"oh!"

"I understand!"

Lu Xun saw the embarrassed look on her face, and he suddenly had an epiphany and said, "Relationships create more opportunities for the two of us to be alone."

Xuanyin couldn't help being stunned, with a hint of surprise on his brows, but he quickly returned to his former indifference and said calmly: "My master is not such a boring person."

After saying these words, she felt a little hot on her face.

Lu Xun stared at her, looking at Xuanyin's cold and frosty face. Xuanyin, who was a little embarrassed by being looked at, turned her head slightly and said coldly: "We have to travel tomorrow morning when we go back."

"Oh."

Lu Xun nodded and leaned towards the cold and arrogant witch, ready to hold one of her slender legs and fly back together.

"Get lost!"

Xuanyin knew his plan at a glance, and scolded him with a dark face, then drew her sword and flew away, leaving Lu Xun standing there alone, looking up at her who had turned into a meteor, and feeling angry.

Fuck!

Just wait and see!

When we practice dual cultivation, I will make you cry and beg me.

The next morning,

Lu Xun opened his eyes from the pile of dry grass. Xuanyin's figure had long disappeared from the dilapidated temple, and he did not have too many suspicions in his heart. He had given up on freedom a long time ago. He silently opened his data panel and found that his experience and cultivation had not changed much. He could not help feeling a little disappointed.

What he wanted most now was to activate an offensive attribute. His defense was already very strong. From the first time he met Miao Fengxian and was knocked unconscious by her, to now he only felt incomparable pain. His defense had improved at a visible speed, but his offensive attribute was still in a small way.

Is there any way to expand his offensive route?

After a little thought and calm analysis, many tricks that were feared by the world of martial arts popped up in his mind, such as lime powder, stepping on toes, poking eyes, kicking crotch, etc.

Just as Lu Xun was hesitating whether to prepare a few bags of lime powder, he heard a brisk footsteps in his ears. Following the sound, the cold and beautiful demon girl in green clothes appeared in front of him.

"Awake?"

"It's time to set off."

Xuanyin said coldly.

Lu Xun knew her temper very well. She was a demon girl who didn't like to waste time. He stood up quickly, ready to hug her jade legs, sit on her flying sword, and go to Quanzhou.

Xuanyin held her sword in her hand, mumbling something, and then loosened her jade hand. The sword magically hovered in the air. She jumped lightly and stood on it, saying lightly: "Come up."

"I'm coming."

Lu Xun walked over happily, sat on the hilt and the sword, then hugged one of the cold and beautiful women's slender legs, raised his head and the round and perky buttocks came into view, of course he didn't dare to touch it.

Xuanyin's cold and charming face flushed with a faint blush, and a trace of shame was revealed between her eyebrows. She bit her red lips and said coldly: "Don't hold so tight."

"I'm afraid of falling down"

"I'm afraid of heights."

Lu Xun said pitifully, and as soon as he finished speaking, he hugged even tighter.

At the same time,

Lu Xun was only a head's distance away from the perky buttocks.