Chapter 11 I almost forgot about the great witch

Chapter 11 I almost forgot about the great witch

"This man."

"The two pieces of snake meat you asked for have arrived, one steamed and one braised. Look at these two snakes. Are they thick? Are they long?" The waiter brought the snake meat, which almost occupied the entire table, and was respectful. He said: "Sir, I have resigned. If you have any questions, just call me."

Lu Xun nodded, took out a small piece of silver from his pocket, threw it to the sensible waiter, and said with a smile: "It's for you."

"Ouch! Thank you! Thank you!"

The waiter who received the reward was immediately overjoyed and thanked the handsome little Taoist priest in front of him.

After sending the waiter away, Lu Xun picked up his chopsticks and put a piece of steamed snake into his mouth. The taste was sweet and delicate, and the texture was tender and smooth. It was so delicious that goosebumps appeared all over his body. After drinking it with a glass of wine, he felt so happy. Stop the fairy.

Oops, finally back to the human world!

Lu Xun thought about how leisurely and comfortable he was now, and then recalled the painful experiences before, and he felt a wave of grievances deep in his heart. My life was really too miserable. Originally, these days were getting better and better, but in the end, he met Miaofeng. The immortals have since become ruthless tools and punching bags for both cultivators. They will beat up anyone they disagree with.

Too bloody! Too violent!

This world is already full of bullying, but they still abuse me everywhere!

"Why"

"Cut the knife to cut off the water, and the water will flow again; raise a cup to relieve the sorrow, and the sorrow will become even greater."

Lu Xun sighed, picked up the jug beside him, filled himself a small glass, raised the small wine glass and drank it all in one gulp. The small wine in the glass flowed down his throat, as if it had been burned, and it hurt, but even so .It was hard to resist the sadness in my heart. Waves of grievances spewed out uncontrollably, and endless low hisses came from the chest.

But it's hard to feel uncomfortable. Miao Fengxian and Xuanyin, these two witches, are rare in the world in terms of appearance and figure. For example, my cheap lady, although she looks as cold as ice and has a bit of a bad temper, she is both heroic and delicate. The beauty is light and mature, and she has the feeling of a young woman. Especially her figure, which is really convex, exquisite and graceful.

As for Miao Fengxian.

She looks like a mature and beautiful woman, charming and charming. As long as you stand next to her, you can strongly feel the wonderful charm exuding from her body, even though she is not as good as Xuan in terms of figure. Yin is slender, but also has a slim waist, especially in terms of chest. He is more open-minded than his wife Xuanyin. Of course, Xuanyin is not bad either, but the comparison is too exaggerated.

While Lu Xun was eating snake meat and drinking a little wine, his mind was full of inexplicable thoughts. At one moment he was pitying on his miserable life, and at another he was worried about the quality of Miao Fengxian and Xuanyin's clothes. In short, he was now I was very confused. While fantasizing about freedom, I was deeply addicted to it and couldn't extricate myself.

at this time,

Several Taoists in green shirts came to the restaurant, holding long swords engraved with Taoist symbols. They were divided into two tables. One table had three people, two men and one woman. It was obvious that they were quite powerful. The other table was occupied by young people. He is a young man with a very youthful look, which shows that he is not very advanced in the Taoism.

"Junior sister."

"What do you want to eat?" the older Taoist asked the woman next to him with a face full of hospitality.

"Just have some."

The woman replied lightly.

"The waiter!"

The elder Taoist shouted.

"Come, come, sir, do you have any orders?" the waiter asked with his eyebrows lowered and his body bent.

"Your signature dishes are on these two tables. By the way, a half-a-pound jug of good wine will be served on each table." The Taoist priest said proudly.

"Okay!"

"Please wait a moment, I will go to the kitchen to give you instructions." The waiter hurriedly walked into the kitchen.

Lu Xun was sitting in the corner, eating snake meat and drinking some wine, while secretly observing the group of people dressed as Taoist priests. If nothing unexpected happened, it was him and his wife who should have come for the fragmented picture of Heaven's Way. competitors.

I took the opportunity to secretly take a look at the only woman, and immediately moved my eyes away in disappointment. She had no features. She was so ordinary!

"Senior brother."

"Where are we going to find that broken picture?" The man sitting with the elder Taoist frowned, with a touch of helplessness and confusion on his face, and asked: "Quanzhou is so big just by how many of us we have." I’m afraid I can’t find it at all.”

"Junior brother."

"You misunderstood the master. The master sent us down the mountain not to find the broken map, but to inquire about the truth." The older brother said softly: "This map of heaven's initiative is so precious. Just a few of us can do it." To get it done, everyone from the Qingshan Sect must come out in full force, otherwise there will be no chance at all.”

"These days"

"Let's all be smart, look for clues in the dark, and explore other people's voices. As soon as there is any sign of trouble, we will immediately spread the word." said the older brother.

The junior brother nodded and was about to speak when suddenly another group of people came to the restaurant. They were a group of burly rough guys, all of them fierce and fierce. Especially the weapons in their hands, which were all machetes, looked even more domineering.

"The waiter!"

"Where is this special person?"

The leader, Biao Han, slapped the knife in his hand on the table, and instantly the table was a little shaky.

"Master"

"Damn it, damn it! Damn it, I've delayed you." The waiter hurriedly came to Biao Han's side, nodded and asked, "What do you want, sir?"

"These two tables."

"Each cut twenty kilograms of beef and two jars of fine wine." Biao Han took out a piece of silver and shouted roughly: "Go quickly! If we are too late and my brothers are hungry, I, the Sky Eagle Gang, will not let you go." "

When the waiter in the shop heard about the Tianying Gang, his face turned pale with fright, and he trembled like chaff. He said tremblingly: "Master, I will go to the kitchen to give orders."

After saying that,

Slid away in a hurry.

"Hall Master."

"What kind of map of heaven and earth did the gang leader talk about?" The scarred man sitting next to that Biaohan asked with a puzzled look on his face: "This thing caused us brothers to travel through mountains and rivers to Quanzhou. Is it that important to the gang leader?”

"I do not know either."

"But since it is the gang leader's order, let's just do it. We will definitely not be treated badly afterwards." Na Biaohan replied.

at the same time,

The seven people from the Qingshan Sect next to them each looked at each other and remained silent again.

This harmonious scene made Lu Xun in the corner a little anxious, and he kept urging him to fight! Let's fight! What are you guys waiting for?

Lu Xun, who was well aware of the conflict between snipe and clam, and the fisherman's gain, sincerely hoped that the two groups could fight, preferably in a situation where both sides would lose, so that in the future he and his wife would have fewer opportunities to fight for the opportunity to take advantage of heaven. Hit resistance.

However, Lu Xun didn't know that apart from the Qingshan faction who knew each other's origins, the Sky Eagle Gang also guessed the other's plans, but the two groups did not fall out because of this, as long as they did not pierce the window paper.

"I'm coming,"

"Master!"

"The beef you asked for is here!"

The waiter and several waiters carried plates of beef one after another and placed them on the tables of several burly men. At the same time, they also carried two jars of fine wine. For a while, the men on the two tables drank and ate meat. It was a scene. Quite heroic.

After a while,

Special delicacies were also served on the tables of the Qingshan Sect, and the disciples of the Qingshan Sect were extremely happy eating and drinking.

But Lu Xun saw this peaceful scene and was anxious in his heart. If he didn't keep these two groups here now, they might become a big trouble in the future, and it would be too late to regret it.

what to do?

Is there any way to get these two groups to fight over a disagreement?

Think simply and analyze calmly.

Lu Xun suddenly had an idea, and silently took out a small piece of broken silver from his pocket. When the Sky Eagle Gang and the Qingshan Faction were not paying attention, he flicked it out in an instant. It hit the scarred man in the back of the head, and he continued to bleed.

"Ouch!"

"Who the hell?!"

The scarred man who was attacked suddenly stood up, covering the back of his head while looking around. There were not many people in this restaurant. Except for the seven people from the Qingshan Sect, only Lu Xun was left in the corner. The knife The scarred man quickly focused on Lu Xun and looked at him angrily.

As for Lu Xun, he inadvertently raised his head and looked at the scarred man with the words 'I am a fool' written all over his face.

Well.

It doesn't seem like he is.

Then there is only one answer.

The scarred man had an impulsive temper and did things regardless of the consequences. He caused a lot of troubles on weekdays. In addition, he had just been attacked by someone, and the back of his head was bleeding. He hurriedly picked up his machete and chopped it on the Qingshan faction. On the table of the three people, the huge force instantly chopped the table into pieces.

Facing the sudden scene, the three members of the Qingshan Sect were stunned for a moment, then quickly recovered and pulled out their sharp swords. The leader of the senior brother stared at the strong man angrily and said coldly: "Our Qingshan Sect and the You and the Tianying Gang have nothing to do with each other, so why do you take such heavy action for no reason?"

"I won't give you an explanation today."

"The feud is settled!"

The senior brother said coldly.

As the people of the Qingshan Sect drew their sharp swords, the Sky Eagle Gang was not to be outdone, and picked up their own guys one after another. The scarred man covered the back of his head and said with an angry look: "You attacked me first, and you actually have the nerve to say such things."

"Sneak attack?"

The senior fellow from the Qingshan Sect was slightly startled. When he saw the big man's hands covered with blood, he couldn't help but look at his junior fellow apprentices at the other table and asked, "Which of you did this?"

As a result, the group of junior fellow students shook their heads and answered righteously that it was not them.

at this time,

Biao Han also saw the clues and asked in a low voice to the scarred man: "Is there a mistake?"

"No no no!"

"There's no mistake!"

"There are only us and them in this restaurant, and there is a fool in the corner. It can't be done by a fool, right?" Seeing that the hall master was a little doubtful, the scarred man shouted to Lu Xun in the corner: "Boy, isn't it? You attacked me?"

"ah?"

Lu Xun said with a natural look on his face.

"look!"

"He is indeed a fool."

The scarred man said categorically: "Master, I'm sure it's them. Don't forget. They have the same purpose as us."

"I don't think so!"

The only female Taoist priest in the Qingshan Sect looked blankly at Lu Xun in the corner. Looking at this dignified fellow Taoist, she felt that he did not look like a fool. She turned back to the Sky Eagle Gang and said : "We did come here for Heaven's plan, but before we went down the mountain, our master warned us not to argue with others. This master's order is as heavy as a mountain, so it must not have been done by our Qingshan sect."

"it's him!"

"I'm sure it's this person!" The Taoist woman pointed at Lu Xun and said calmly, "He is the one who is stirring up trouble."

Saying,

Then he walked away with the sword, walked towards Lu Xun, swung the sword in front of his neck, and said viciously: "Who are you? Why are you instigating for no reason? What are your intentions?"

"I"

"I'm just here to eat." Lu Xun pretended to be frightened and replied, "Xia Ni, spare your life!"

"It turns out that the Qingshan Sect is a group of despicable people who dare to do things but dare not take responsibility." The scarred man angrily said: "It was obviously you who did it, but you pushed an innocent fool out to be your scapegoat."

"you!"

"Shut up!"

"A waste with a simple mind and well-developed limbs." The female Taoist moved her sword away from Lu Xun's neck, turned around and glared at the strong man who was uttering arrogant words.

for a time,

The two sides are at war with each other

"Clang-"

Lu Xun's sword fell over and made a crisp sound.

The two groups, who were already in high tension, heard this sudden sound and thought that the other party took the lead. Then the two groups started to fight with weapons. However, it seemed that the fight was in full swing, but they used every move to avoid the fatal blow. After all, in Anyone who kills someone in the city will be wanted by the government.

"What's the situation? What's the situation?"

The restaurant owner hurried downstairs and saw the shocking scene in front of him. His scalp almost went numb. The tables and benches were all broken, and there were several people lying on the ground.

"Stop! You guys stop! Stop fighting!" the restaurant owner shouted desperately.

As soon as he finished speaking,

Like a kite with a broken string, a strong man knocked the shopkeeper unconscious. He climbed up from the ground with difficulty, picked up the fallen sword, and rejoined the fight with the opponent.

"Hall Master!"

"The officers and soldiers should be coming!"

"We. What should we do?" The strong man with the scar looked at the several Taoists of the Qingshan Sect who were evenly matched in front of him, and hurriedly said to the Biao Han next to him: "There is no way to go on like this. All the brothers are already injured."

"Walk!"

Biao Han said coldly.

When they heard that the officers and soldiers were coming, the Qingshan sect did not dare to neglect them. Although they were from a well-known and decent sect, they got into fights in the city and said that going out would be an insult to the sect, so they ran away.

Seven people from the Qingshan Sect came to a dark alley. Several of them were so tired that they collapsed on the ground, breathing heavily. The senior brother looked at his junior sisters and junior brothers and found that everyone had stab wounds on their bodies. , frowned and said: "When the storm passes, we will find an inn to stay first, and then"

"Suffer it!"

"My wallet is gone!"

The senior brother suddenly realized that his money bag was lost, and his face turned pale.

"Me and I are gone too."

"And my money is gone too."

"Me too!"

at the same time,

Everyone in the Tianying Gang who was running away also discovered this problem.

"Master! My money is gone!"

"Me too."

"I still have mine."

"What a blessing."

"I can actually earn so much money just by eating. God really treats me well!"

Lu Xun was walking alone on the street, not worried at all whether he would be chased or killed. At this moment, his arms were bulging with the money he had picked up.

Passing by a shop selling rouge,

Lu Xun thought for a moment and walked in silently.

"Master?"

"Are you buying rouge for your wife?" the shopkeeper of the rouge shop asked with a smile.

"Um."

"Bring me a box of your best rouge."

"Wait a minute. Here are two boxes!"

so close!

I almost forgot about the great witch.