Chapter 15 Grabbing the butt
"ah?"
After listening to the cold witch's views on mating, Lu Xun felt cold from the soles of his feet to the top of his head. He pursed his lips and said cautiously: "Madam, don't joke with me. I am your husband-in-law. Although we are still We didn't go to the church to get married, but your master's orders cannot be violated, so what... we"
Before Lu Xun could finish what he said, Xuanyin snorted coldly: "What do you think of me as a husband? This is just Master's wishful thinking. In short, I am like this, and you are just mine. My dual cultivation tool, I can use it." The most cruel way to be with you. With you."
Speaking of which,
A hint of blush appeared on Xuanyin's cheeks. She bit her plump red lips and said indifferently: "Don't worry, I won't let you die. At most, I will only make you shed a layer of skin. After all, it's been a hundred years." I will still need you later.”
It’s not just about peeling off the skin, right? Your master said that the dual cultivation will last for a whole week, and I'm afraid my waist will be scrapped.
Lu Xun curled his lips and said seriously: "After the things here are over, I will meet with your master alone and have a good talk with her."
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"Why are you meeting my master?" Xuanyin frowned and asked in confusion.
"Of course I'm complaining!"
"Why else would I be looking for her? Am I itchy?" Lu Xun said angrily.
Xuanyin ignored him and continued to control the flying sword under her feet, flying in a certain direction. The thoughts in her mind were a little confused. In fact, she had really thought about this issue before, about the dual cultivation of human body. The snake body is still the main body, and the final conclusion is that the human body is better, and of course half-human and half-demon are also good.
"well?"
"Why are you silent again?" Lu Xun tugged on Xuanyin's trouser leg, stuck out his head, looked at her from bottom to top, but unfortunately could not see her face, and asked softly: "Are you worried that you will Get beaten?"
"Shut up!"
Xuanyin scolded him coldly.
"Okay, okay."
"I will not look for your master. I saw her and it was too late to run away. I went to look for her alone for fear of being beaten by her again." Lu Xun smiled and said casually: "I know you are You are trying to scare me. I think you are a witch who seems cold and heartless, but is actually quite kind-hearted."
Xuanyin flattened her mouth and swallowed the words she spoke. She hesitated for a moment and said coldly: "You are not allowed to speak polite words in front of me in the future."
"Okay, okay, okay."
"What do you mean?" Lu Xun agreed.
As soon as the words fell,
He asked slightly curiously: "Madam, what are we going to do now?"
"I won't tell you." Xuanyin said calmly.
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"Madam, you are a little naughty."
"roll!"
"What are we doing here?"
Lu Xun looked at the huge cave in front of him and asked with confusion on his face: "Is the Map of Heaven's Way inside?"
"I was watching the sky last night, and a star in the southeast was very bright, so I judged that the Heavenly Opportunity Map might be here." Xuanyin glanced at the bottomless cave in front of him, pursed his lips slightly, and muttered Said: "I just said it was possible. If you can't find it, just pretend I didn't say it."
"Then go in."
Lu Xun was just about to step in, but after thinking about it, he stepped back silently and said sincerely: "My wife comes first."
Xuanyin didn't pay attention to anything. He held a sharp flying sword and went in alone. Seeing this, Lu Xun also followed, closely behind the cold witch's pert buttocks.
"It could be dangerous here."
After walking a few steps, Xuanyin glanced at the skeleton beside him and said lightly: "Remember to follow me closely so that you don't get lost."
"Do not worry"
"I will keep an eye on your ass." Lu Xun replied.
Speaking of butts,
Xuanyin remembered the feeling of being pushed into her butt by him that day, and her cold and pretty face turned red again.
The two of them continued walking in. The road ahead was completely unclear. However, what shocked Lu Xun was that the aloof witch didn't seem to be affected. He soon thought of why, the lady was a snake spirit.
"Lady."
"I can't see anymore."
Lu Xun tugged on a ribbon on Xuanyin's clothes and said bitterly, "How about I go back first and you work hard."
"Wait for me at the entrance of the cave." Xuanyin said calmly.
"oh"
Lu Xun looked back and found that it was also pitch black. He immediately gave up the idea of going back and silently tugged on one of the lady's ribbons and said, "Forget it. I'll just accompany you and leave you alone as a monster." My husband feels very sorry about this."
"snort."
Xuanyin snorted coldly, not bothering to expose his lie, and continued to probe deeper.
Lu Xun stumbled along the way. At this moment, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen. She could clearly remind herself of the resentment in her heart, but in the end she remained silent. She even laughed out loud a few times.
"arrive."
Suddenly, the figure of a cold witch came to his ears. Before Lu Xun had time to react, he bumped directly into Xuanyin's back and buttocks.
"ah--"
A cry of surprise spread,
Xuanyin trembled all over, turned around suddenly and pushed him away. At the same time, she protected her buttocks with both hands, staring at him with a red face and at Deng Tuzi who was sitting on the ground with a look of horror on his face.
"Madam! Madam!"
"Where are you?"
Lu Xun stood up slowly, stretched out his hand to carefully explore the front, and kept calling "Mrs."
Although he couldn't see his fingers, Xuanyin was able to see clearly because he was a snake spirit. Looking at his frightened and cautious look, she felt a little unbearable and said lightly: "I'm here, just stand there and don't move." , I won’t be too far away from you.”
"call"
"Lady!"
"Suddenly I realized that your voice is so beautiful." Lu Xun took a long breath, then stood there obediently, not daring to move.
Xuanyin held a flying sword and came to a rock wall. He stretched out his hand and touched the flat rock wall. He couldn't help but frown and said with a slight disappointment: "It seems that someone has already climbed there first. They are one step ahead of us." to here."
"You mean"
"Has the Heavenly Opportunity Map been taken away?" Lu Xun asked.
"I don't know." Xuanyin pursed his lips, touched the rock wall, and said casually: "It may be a divine plan, or it may be something else. In short, we have no chance."
"Let's go."
"gone back."
Xuanyin turned around and said to Lu Xun who was standing there.
"Should you go back to the ruined temple or your home?" Lu Xun asked.
Xuanyin said: "Let's go back to the ruined temple first and wait two days to see the situation."
Saying,
Then he walked to Lu Xun, grabbed a ribbon on his clothes, handed it to him, and said, "Grab my ribbon, and I will take you away."
"oh"
Lu Xun grabbed Xuanyin's butt.