Chapter 68 My wife's tongue can fork
Lu Xun never expected that the little fox would suddenly grab his hand. He instinctively wanted to pull it back, but found that she was holding it a little tightly. He gave up struggling for a while and was dragged to the vendor selling candy figures.
The little fox looked at the candy figures of various shapes excitedly, including birds and animals, opera characters, and auspicious flowers and fruits. After thinking about it, the little fox pointed to a candy figure in the shape of a nine-tailed fairy fox and said to the white-haired old man: "I want this!"
"Okay."
The old man took the candy figure and handed it to Xuan Shi.
Lu Xun immediately paid the money, and then followed the little fox, walking aimlessly.
The little fox held the little candy figure in his hand, and the small red tongue gently licked the orange candy. The cute and tender little face was full of happiness, and he had no idea what he had just done. At this moment, the most important thing for the little fox was to slowly enjoy this sweet taste.
On the noisy street,
Lu Xun and Xuan Shi walked side by side. The vendors along the street were shouting their goods. The little fox would stop from time to time to carefully observe the items being sold. If interested, he would stay for a while, and if not, he would just turn his head and walk away.
"Are you hungry?"
Lu Xun asked softly.
"Eh?"
The little fox stopped, staring at him with its big, lively eyes, and its cherry-like mouth was still stained with crystal clear sugar juice. It asked curiously, "Is there anything delicious?"
"Here"
"Water basin mutton!"
Lu Xun smiled and said, "You must have never eaten it before?"
The little fox shook his head and turned to look at the shop next to him. His clever nose sniffed the smell of mutton in the air, and his appetite was instantly aroused. He hurriedly said, "I want to eat! I want to eat water basin mutton!"
"Let's go."
Lu Xun took the greedy little fox into the shop and chose a corner. The man and the demon sat facing each other.
"Dude!"
"Give me two bowls of water basin mutton, add three servings of mutton to each bowl, and five crystal persimmons by the way." Lu Xun shouted.
The little fox looked at him in confusion and asked in a low voice: "What is a crystal persimmon? Is it delicious?"
"I won't tell you for now. You'll know how delicious it is when you eat it." Lu Xun deliberately kept it a secret and said to the little fox mysteriously.
"Humph!"
"It's definitely not good."
The little fox rolled his eyes, bit the bamboo stick in his hand, and muttered angrily.
At this moment,
a waiter came to Lu Xun hurriedly with a basin of bright red persimmons and shouted: "Authentic fire crystal, a nest of honey, please enjoy your meal, two guests."
After the waiter left, Xuan Shi carefully looked at the persimmons in front of him, frowned, and said unhappily: "It's just an ordinary persimmon, I thought it was something else, what's so delicious about it."
Lu Xun smiled, picked up a persimmon, and picked up a bamboo straw, inserted it into the persimmon, and sucked the juicy and refreshing flesh inside. After a while, the originally plump persimmon was left with a shriveled skin.
"Ouch!"
"What a delicacy!" Lu Xun glanced at the stunned little fox opposite him, and said with a smile: "Have one, eat it just like I did just now."
The little fox curled his lips, picked up a persimmon, and then picked up a bamboo straw, imitating Lu Xun's way of eating, inserted the straw into the persimmon with a smack, and then sucked hard. In an instant, he raised his little head and looked at him in disbelief.
"How is it?"
"Is it delicious?" Lu Xun asked with a smile.
The little fox nodded repeatedly, holding the persimmon in his clever and delicate hands, happily sucking the flesh inside, and soon finished the persimmon in his hand. The scarlet little tongue licked his moist lips, and his eyes were already fixed on the remaining three persimmons.
"You eat it."
"But don't eat too much, or you won't be able to eat it when the water basin mutton comes over later." Lu Xun pushed the three persimmons in front of the little fox and said softly.
The little fox reached out to grab the persimmon and said casually: "You underestimate me, I can eat ten cows!"
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"Excuse me."
Lu Xun smiled awkwardly but politely. Thinking carefully, she could eat ten cows with him on her back. So how many cows could this little witch eat?
"Alas"
"How many cows can my wife eat?" Lu Xun lowered his voice and asked carefully: "It should be quite a few, right?"
"Uh"
"About a hundred."
After the little fox finished sucking her second persimmon, she looked up and found Lu Xun with a panic-stricken look on his face. She was immediately aroused by her inner mischief. She kicked him with her slender legs and asked earnestly: "Have you seen Sister Xuanyin's true body?"
Seeing Lu Xun shaking his head, the little fox began her performance, opened her arms and gestured briefly, and said leisurely: "Your wife's body is so thick, as for how long it is. You can imagine how long it needs to be to have such a thick body."
"Then"
"What about your master?" Lu Xun shrank his neck and asked about the situation of the big demon woman.
"Master?"
"About. About the size of this room." The little fox replied: "When Master swings his tail, the sky collapses and the earth splits. Sister Xuanyin is not weak either. When her tail swings, this room collapses."
Oh my,
I feel like my small body is a bit useless.
How did Xu Xian do it back then?
The little fox sucked the refreshing persimmon while looking at Lu Xun with evil intentions. His smart eyes turned around again and he whispered, "Lu Xun. When you kissed Sister Xuanyin, did you feel that her tongue was different?"
"Ah?"
"What. What do you mean?" Lu Xun looked at her in confusion.
"Stupid!"
"Your wife is..."
The little fox put down the persimmon, twisted her jade hands flexibly a few times, winked and said, "When Sister Xuanyin is excited, I mean when she is very excited, her tongue will stick out. Of course, this is not the point. The point is that her tongue can fork, so..."
The little hands were put together, and the two fingers were slightly separated and forked, and they deliberately moved towards Lu Xun a few times.
"Are you afraid?"
"I will roll you to death when the time comes!" The little fox said with a wicked smile.
Lu Xun was stunned there, and he didn't speak for a long time.
Hehehe.
This stinky man was scared!
His face was almost blue.
The little fox proudly picked up the last fire crystal persimmon, inserted it into the bamboo straw, and sucked the sweet and refreshing flesh inside.
At the same time,
After Lu Xun thought about it for a while and analyzed it calmly,
Great!