Chapter 33: shit disaster
'Instant movement, telekinesis, and the ability to directly control the human body as a puppet. ' Bai Quan looked at Zhao Yao's back and thought: 'This... just a teleportation is enough, and now there are telekinesis and puppet art...'
The moment Zhao Yao opened the door, a suffocating breath came up in an instant, Zhao Yao covered his nose and mouth suddenly, and said angrily: "What's the matter? Who's **** is so stinky?"
It turned out that after he opened the door, a sour and stinky terrifying smell of **** came in. Zhao Yao can definitely say that he has been in the **** shoveling industry for almost a year, and he has never encountered such a thing. smelly shit.
Matcha ran out all the way, screaming: "Zhao Yao, it's a mango! The mango is too thin, and the automatic toilet has made electric-baked shit!"
Zhao Yao looked at the matcha that was flying towards the door, but he closed the door abruptly, letting the matcha keep knocking on the other side of the door.
"I'm sorry matcha, the taste is so amazing, it's already a lethal weapon."
The automatic cat toilet is to use an electric shovel to shovel away cat waste, then flush, heat, and jet dry.
However, if the cat has diarrhea, it is obviously impossible to shovel it away with an electric shovel, which will cause the loose cat feces to be flushed, heated, and sprayed together, forming the phenomenon of electric baking.
And now his home has been occupied by the smell of this heated electric-baked shit.
Zhao Yao looked helpless when he thought of the sour taste just now.
Zhao Yao turned his head to look at Elizabeth: "Elizabeth, you..." He just wanted Elizabeth to control Baiquan to clean up the cat feces inside, but found that Elizabeth had vomited cat food, and the whole cat fainted on his shoulders.
"Really or not, fainted?"
At this moment, Bai Quan immediately found that he had resumed his action. Although he was also uncomfortable with the smell, he still immediately realized that this was an opportunity. .
"Hey you!"
Seeing Zhao Yao shouting, Bai Quan smiled slightly, but before he could make any move, he felt that an invisible force suddenly slammed into his chest, knocking him directly into the distance of three or four meters. The whole person fell to the ground.
His chest was so hot that Bai Quan felt like his lungs had been blown to pieces. Every breath was so difficult, his ability was completely unsustainable, and he showed his body again.
This time, it was Zhao Yao who kicked him several times in a row.
Looking at Zhao Yao walking in front of him, Bai Quan said with difficulty: "What a strong psychic power."
Zhao Yao ignored him, but reluctantly glanced at Elizabeth, who was still dizzy on his shoulder, and said in his heart, "Elizabeth."
The next moment, he had switched his abilities to Elizabeth, looking at Baiquan on the ground, a red light flashed in his eyes. But...
"Failed... eh... 60 degrees of loyalty."
Then he tried two more times, and finally succeeded. Fortunately, this time he made a ruthless attack, Bai Quan couldn't get up at all, and he couldn't hold his breath, which made Zhao Yao use his abilities again and again until he succeeded.
Bai Quan only felt that his body froze again, something seemed to be squeezed in in his brain, and his whole person had lost control.
"It's this feeling again, that I can directly control my body..."
Then, under Bai Quan's sad and angry eyes, he was controlled by Zhao Yao to clean up the dry and hot electric-baked **** in the cat toilet.
And Elizabeth also woke up a few minutes later, looking at the two cats hiding far away on the other side of the house, Bai Quan's heart was even more sad and angry.
There was only one little blue cat, British Shorthair, Mango standing beside it with a curious face, smelling Baiquan from time to time, and seemed to be very curious about this stranger.
Mango is obviously ignorant of the catastrophe he has caused, and is even very happy that the house is full of his own smell.
And to talk about the smell in Bai Quan's nose, it's basically like a person who drained the water, added dead mice to the toilet, then took out a bowl and put it in the microwave for ten minutes.
Makes him feel like every cell in him is about to explode.
Zhao Yao on the other side sighed in his consciousness: "The automatic cat toilet doesn't seem to be a panacea. If you encounter diarrhea, not only will it be difficult to clean up, but it will spread the smell of **** throughout the room."
Elizabeth demanded from the side: "Zhao Yao, this kind of public toilet is disgusting. From today, you must arrange a private toilet for me. Also, I have my own bedroom."
"Hahahaha." Matcha sneered aside: "You fat man with long hair, did you forget that you put **** on your **** hair last time? You still have the nerve to dislike mango?"
Elizabeth raised her brows. As a long-haired cat, she is indeed more likely to get **** on her body than a short-haired cat. This has always been the most hated thing in her heart.
Now when she heard Matcha say it on the spot, red light flashed in her eyes, and Matcha beside her had already started to slap her head.
"Slave, pay attention to the tone of your voice. Also, stay away from me, you smell like shit."
"At least I ran out without **** on my ass."
"Okay, okay, don't make trouble." Zhao Yao.
After half an hour, the cat feces were finally disposed of, and all the windows of the whole house were opened and ventilated.
Bai Quan was controlled to the window, Zhao Yao hid more than ten meters away, covered his nose and said with disgust: "Tell me, how did you get your ability, and why did you attack me?"
Apparently, Bai Quan's body smells like cat **** nowwww.wuxiaspot.com But he seems to be used to it. Hearing Zhao Yao's question, he looked at Zhao Yao seriously and said, "My ability is to be used by my brother. Gifted by the god-envoy of the house..."
Zhao Yao frowned, "Brother's House?" A look of surprise appeared on his face: "Gaoji can actually have superpowers?"
"Who said it's a mess!" Bai Quan shouted: "We are an organization that worships the gods and prays to the gods!"
Zhao Yao, Matcha and Elizabeth on the side were blank.
Next, in Bai Quan's remarks, Zhao Yaocai learned that his ability did not come from himself, but from an organization called Brothers' Family.
In Zhao Yao's view, this family of brothers is a complete pyramid scheme and an evil and religious organization. It gathers a large number of unemployed people to stay together. Every day is all kinds of prayers and exchanges, hoping that the gods will give him all kinds of happiness.
But what is different from ordinary cults is that members of this family of brothers have really been rewarded with divine power.
Just like Bai Quan in front of him, he was given three hours of invisibility, which could be activated as long as he held his breath.
After more than three hours now, it is impossible to activate stealth.
At this moment, the task page on BOOK jumped slightly, and a new task appeared.
Side quest: How can I ignore the evil super cat who stirs the storm?
Mission objective: destroy the brothers' house and capture the super cat behind the scenes.
Mission reward: 200 experience points.
Mission Penalty: Deduct 200 experience points.
Seeing the task on the task panel, Zhao Yao frowned: "I have 200 experience points all of a sudden? Is it because my level has increased, or is this task difficult?"