Chapter 45: shit disaster two
"hell…"
Seeing Zhao Yao's slanted gaze, Bai Quan immediately covered his mouth and winked: "I understand, I understand, I won't say it casually."
Bai Quan followed Zhao Yao all the way upstairs: "Mr. Zhao, please believe me, I really want to follow you wholeheartedly! Give me a chance! I won't let you down!"
Zhao Yao pouted, he didn't bother to pay attention to Bai Quan at all, he just opened the door and was about to go home.
However, as soon as the door opened, the first thing that caught my eye was the appearance of Matcha lying on the ground, foaming at the mouth.
Mango was lying on the side, looking at the fainting matcha curiously, as if wondering why the other party fell.
The next moment, the stench of the sky rushed towards her face, and Elizabeth on her shoulder screamed and ran to the safe passage. Zhao Yao held his breath and sighed in his heart: "Mango is thin again?"
At this moment, Bai Quan, who was on the side, also exclaimed: "It smells bad! Is the mango diarrhea again?" The previous experience of shoveling thin feces in the cat toilet can be said to have made him a deep memory.
Zhao Yao reacted instantly, turned his head, and looked at Bai Quan.
"Brother, have you shoveled shit?"
Bai Quan's face suddenly collapsed, and he looked at Zhao Yao begging for mercy and said, "Can I go and ask the housekeeping aunt?"
"It's so late, it's not good to trouble the housekeeping auntie." With that, Zhao Yao wrapped his arms around Bai Quan's neck, patted his shoulder and said, "You want to join hell, right? You don't even want to shovel a **** now? If you do this thing today, you will be the vanguard of our **** on earth from now on."
"Shovel, shovel, I shovel."
On the cabinet in the living room, two white tissues were inserted into his round nostrils. Looking at the scene at the door, he couldn't help holding his head and sighed in his heart, "It's terrible... This person and this cat are all bullies, I Both Baiquan and Baiquan were trapped here."
Relying on Baiquan to help with ventilation and cleaning, the stench in the house quickly dissipated. Zhao Yao was lying on the sofa with Xiaoying short mango in his arms, looking at the other party's innocent and blank expression, he couldn't help asking: " Why do you always like to loose?"
Matcha, who woke up beside him, said, "No... No, mango is too scary, Zhao Yao, you have to arrange a separate toilet for him, and seal it in an unused room."
Elizabeth also walked out slowly, her eyes full of lingering fears: "I've never smelled such stinky **** before."
Zhao Yao took it seriously, and quickly went online to buy a new toilet for Mango, intending to let Mango go to a separate room to go to the toilet in the future.
Originally, the house had five bedrooms and two living rooms. Zhao Yao and Matcha had one room, 15 big stray cats, 3 small stray cats, and Elizabeth a room. Yuanyuan slept in the living room.
The remaining room seems to be reserved for Mango **** now.
Zhao Yao checked his mobile phone and went online casually, but saw a shocking news.
'A terrorist attack occurred on Wall Street in New York, USA at 8:16 am local time, killing 65 people and injuring more than 300 people. At present, the police are still exchanging fire with the suspect. No extremist organization has claimed the incident yet...'
"No, isn't this a fear attack? This kind of thing..." Zhao Yao saw related news on the Internet. For a moment, the whole world seemed to be talking about the same thing.
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On the other side, in a conference room, Lin Chen sat on a chair with some doubts.
Since the last time he was suffocated by the masked man, Lin Chen has experienced a series of strange things.
First, he was caught by a bald man for questioning, and then took him to do a series of strange tests.
What he didn't know was that when he was tested, his family's information, his parents, even his grandparents and grandparents were also investigated.
And the final result...
Lin Chen looked at the pure white she-cat in his arms for about five or six months, and there was a hint of helplessness in his eyes.
"After doing so many things, I ended up asking me to have a cat." Lin Chen curled his lips, remembering how the bald man solemnly handed the cat to him, he couldn't help but complain in his heart, "Looks like such a tough guy. Guys, do you actually like cats so much?"
At this moment, the door of the conference room opened, and the bald man who was complaining in his heart walked in. Seeing Lin Chen holding the kitten, the man smiled: "Hello, how are you? I get along with milk. its not bad, right."
Milk is the name of the little white cat.
Lin Chen pouted and said, "What are you going to do? Didn't you say you could find the mask man? Now you want me to raise a cat?"
The bald-headed man smiled, and slowly took out a laptop from his office bag, and said, "Originally, for these things, the upper management was thinking about a soft landing, and using relatively gentle means to push it step by step.
However, when something like this happens in the United States, many people feel uneasy. Some things, such as social impact, economy, people's livelihood, etc., can't be thought about all at once, and some things can only be hurry up. . "
Having said that, he has opened the notebook, placed it in front of the white cat, and asked, "Milk, what do you think of him?"
Lin Chen said strangely, "Sir He?"
But the next moment www.wuxiaspot.com a shocking scene has appeared in front of him.
Under Lin Chen's surprised eyes, the milk in his arms jumped out, sat directly in front of the notebook, and typed word by word.
"Although this idiot is simple-minded, it's okay for me. The key is that he can bear my ability. Let him be for the time being."
Looking at the words that appeared on the computer screen, Officer He smiled: "You can be satisfied. It's not easy to find someone who can afford it, has good physical fitness, and has a clean and trustworthy background."
Lin Chen, who was on the side, looked at this scene, pointed at the cat and said in surprise, "He...hehehehe, sir, did you see it? This cat is typing, she is typing!!"
"I see, it's a big fuss." Chief He said, "Isn't it just the cat typing? After the super cat awakens, it has the same intelligence as humans, and they can communicate with each other directly through consciousness, but not with humans, only Communicate through words.”
At this moment, Lin Chen only felt that his mind was blank, staring blankly at the milk in front of him, his eyes fell into confusion.
Milk sighed, wagged his tail, and typed: "When you go back, remember to buy me cat litter. Who wants you to use newspapers, it's dirty and smelly."
"She, her, her, her!" Lin Chen pointed to the milk and said.
"I know, typing." Chief He said: "After the super cat awakens, in addition to possessing intelligence no lower than that of humans, the most important thing is to have super power. It's like teleportation, telekinesis, fire-breathing, Sprinkle water, fart or something."
"Fart? Fart is a superpower?"
"If your fart can crash a truck, that's a superpower."