Chapter 110: Punch line Lianzhu's second brother's feelings finally came to an end. ...
"Absolutely not."
Xie Mingtu vetoed it outright. As the author of the novel, he has all the right to interpret, and firmly denies that the wise general in the book is based on the second brother Jiang Leiyan.
"Besides, don't you think this general is also the second child at home?"
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"No archetype, this is just a normal character."
"Yes, little brother, you are not sincere!"
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The two brothers were making trouble like this at home, Su Xiaoman was holding Yaoyao next to him and looked speechless.
"Mom, what is the second uncle arguing with Dad?" Xiao Yaoyao raised her head and looked at her mother.
Su Xiaoman touched her head, "The two of them are just idle and have nothing to do."
That's it... how long does it take to argue?
Listening to the two of them quarreling for a long time, Su Xiaoman couldn't help but say:
"Second brother, don't you see that the heroine Susu wrote it according to me."
Jiang Leiyan was confused, "Really? Brother and sister, why didn't the second brother see it? What is this Su inside? Does she look like you?"
"What interstellar arms dealer do I think she is?"
"Shouldn't she be the villain? She is really the heroine? Why does she always appear when the hero is injured? I suspect she is plotting evil, do you think she will actually Is it the villain behind the scenes?"
"She must have a big conspiracy."
Su Xiaoman: "..." Second brother's reading level is different from that of ordinary people.
Xie Mingtu sneered: "Look, only the second brother is blind."
Jiang Leiyan almost jumped up: "Who do you say is blind? You say Susu is Xiaoman? Is it your favorite daughter-in-law? Why do you write her so deeply, One step here, one step there, who doesn't suspect that she's doing things behind the scenes?"
"The male protagonist is such a poor boy, she is a good girl with money, family background and beauty, why should she be nice to him?! Isn't she just conspiracy? She must be trying to dig a man The secret of the Lord."
"Thanks to the man who was smarter and didn't tell her about the chip."
"If a person is nice to you for no reason, and if you want to put your guard down, you must first suspect that she is a spy."
Su Xiaoman: "…"
The logic seems to be a bit weird, but don't the male and female protagonists like each other?
"Of course Manman will be nice to me. You don't have a wife and you don't understand this kind of thing. Tomorrow I'll write about the male lead and tell Su Su about the chip."
Su Xiaoman quickly persuaded: "Don't be impulsive and write the plot."
Jiang Leiyan: "You raise your general's position one more level."
Xie Mingtu: "Tomorrow I will let him die heroically on the interstellar battlefield."
Jiang Leiyan spread his hands: "Death is also loyal to the country."
Xie Mingtu: "Let him be rescued again, he is disabled."
Jiang Leiyan: "It doesn't matter."
"He went to the enemy in secret."
"You just owe me a fight, don't you?"
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Su Xiaoman shook his head and went out with Yaoyao in his arms, ignoring the two brothers and letting them continue arguing.
After the two guys finished arguing, it turned out that Jiang Leiyan said that he would also start writing novels.
The family was having a reunion dinner. Jiang Leiyan announced that he was going to write a novel. Grandpa Jiang and Grandma Jiang and the two little guys all looked at him.
"My brother can write, why can't I?"
"When I write it, I will write the younger brother as the villain behind the scenes."
Xie Mingtu was eating, indifferent to the fact that he was about to become a villain, and even served his daughter-in-law and young daughter Yaoyao with vegetables.
Su Xiaoman: "...Second brother, you really hit the nail on the head!"
If Jiang Leiyan hadn't mentioned it suddenly, Su Xiaoman would have almost forgotten that their comrade Xiaotu was originally a big villain.
Xie Mingtu: "Shoot the blood?!!!"
Jiang Leiyan: "?! Brother and sister, what do you mean?"
Grandpa Jiang and Grandma Jiang: "??!"
Xie Yan and Xie Yao: "...Mom?"
Seeing everyone's eyes turned over, Su Xiaoman choked on her own saliva, she rubbed her face and smiled: "I mean, not many novels are popular now The protagonist needs to be honest, honest and stupid, and it is easy to be deceived, but he is lucky, no matter how the enemy tricks him, he is lucky."
"And our little brother is so smart, he can only be the villain in the book, and the protagonist is generally not that smart."
Smart people are the protagonists, it is not convenient for readers to substitute themselves.
Jiang Leiyan: "Brother and sister, what you said... I don't want my younger brother to be the villain."
"But what you said is really interesting, write a stupid and stupid but lucky protagonist, let him rank second, and arrange for him a brother, his brother is smart and good-looking , but he is just unlucky, and the authorities can't rely on people's luck. What do you think of this plot? "
The teasing tone that meant Grandpa Jiang and Grandma Jiang shook their heads.
Su Xiaoman doesn't even know who Jiang Erge is trying to hack.
Xie Mingtu: "You write, I'll wait and see."
"Don't worry, I will definitely write." Jiang Leiyan slammed the table and made a decision, "Then arrange a beautiful and smart daughter-in-law for his brother."
Su Xiaoman: "…"
She wanted to see what his younger brother and sister looked like in the eyes of the second brother.
"I'm going to write about him."
"Afraid of my daughter-in-law."
Xie Mingtu put down the tableware: "You write!"
Jiang Leiyan is really ambitious at this moment, he ran to the editorial department of Mancao the next day, one is to read the manuscript, and the other is to ask the editor to learn how to write a novel, he has even drafted it his own plot outline.
After Liu Ruopian knew that he was the elder brother of his own boss, he was very warm to entertain him. In addition, his younger brother Xie Mingtu wrote such a good book, and he couldn't help but look forward to his elder brother.
However, when she read Jiang Leiyan's plot outline, Liu Ruopian was choked.
Liu Ruopian thought: "Brother Jiang, I'm afraid you have to think again."
"Think? Why?"
"Writing a novel, think more."
"Liu girl, teach me."
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After going back and forth, Jiang Leiyan did not write the final novel, but there were other signs, Su Xiaoman found that the two seemed to have secretly made a match.
It was Zhao Qingqing who discovered it first: "Your second brother is different from Comrade Xiaoliu."
Su Xiaoman: "I found it."
Second brother's relationship is finally settled.
This year, the object of discussion is all about blitzkrieg, but the two quickly established their relationship, and Jiang Leiyan also told the people around them generously.
"Sure enough, I have to rely on my younger brother to be a matchmaker to find a wife."
"After so many years of being a bachelor, this year's feng shui took turns, and finally it was transferred to the second brother."
Remembering his own history of getting rid of the single, Jiang Leiyan is simply a bitter tear, as the second child in the family, the other three, the eldest, the third and the young all have children, but he is the only one who has just found The object wept with joy.
What a shame.
"If only I had met Pian Pian a few years earlier, I should have made pen pals like my big brother."
Liu Ruopian waved her hand, "Forget it."
With such a pen pal, she would definitely not talk to him about the second letter.
Liu Ruopian agreed to talk to him on the premise that Jiang Leiyan promised to give up the idea of writing novels in the future.
She has helped him to edit the manuscript thirty times, and she feels sick, so she might as well write it herself.
This trash man.
And this guy always has a reason, every time he plausibly: "Why can't I write this?"
"Why is it not suitable to have too many characters in the beginning?"
"But that's what I wanted to write."
"The male lead? The male lead is lucky!"
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"Jiang Leiyan, stop writing novels, who are you torturing when you write novels? You honestly help me check for typos!"
"Okay, I'll listen to you." Jiang Leiyan was actually not very interested in Liu Ruopian's novels about love and love, but he was quite attentive, "Hey , you male lead, is this too much? The female lead loves such a man?"
"He's not a man to do these things!"
"How do you make the heroine like this kind of guy."
"Why did the hostess suffer so much? Can she forgive him? If it were me, I would kill him with a knife!"
"Isn't this a martial arts world of swords and swords? Hurry up, kill him! What kind of man is this?!"
Liu Ruopian: "This..."
You read novels and substitute yourself for the heroine?
"Can't you write a man and a woman to live a good life? This is a deep hatred, and my scalp is numb."
"Can you write two Ontario points? How many words are there? Why do we quarrel again, why do we misunderstand again? No, it can all be misunderstood? Yet?"
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"Pian Pian, how can you let the heroine like such a guy? What kind of vision does she have? It's not like you at all!"
Liu Ruopian rolled her eyes at this time, and replied, "I can like you. Is it strange that the heroine likes such a guy? Is it strange?"
Jiang Leiyan: "I'm a good man! You like me, your eyes are not wrong."
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I think these characters are too unreasonable...
The two were arguing and arguing in the editorial department. The editorial department and Zhao Qingqing were watching the fun. Zhao Qingqing hurriedly called and called Su Xiaoman over to listen to the fun together.
"Second brother Jiang is quite right."
"Why do you think the woman mainly loves such a man?"
"No way, it's a novel, it's boring if you don't toss, who wants to see your husband and wife as plain as water every day."
Su Xiaoman: "..." This is also to avoid too much misconception.
Indeed, they hate each other deeply, and the role tension is enough.
"Qingqing, you are right." Su Xiaoman doesn't write novels, so she can't understand.
"Xiaoman, you probably won't feel such a strong emotion, after all, we are not the hero and heroine of novels, you and your old Xie are a golden boy and a girl, and they look good-looking and smart. The other is even more genius, even if you are invited to be the hero and heroine, you are qualified, but the two of you... have you ever quarreled?"
Su Xiaoman shook his head, "Occasionally."
"I have never seen Brother Xie anxious with you, nor have you complained about Brother Xie."
"So if you two go to be the hero and heroine, you will definitely be unqualified, at most you will be a man and a woman."
Su Xiaoman: "...He and I may just be the background board." It may also be the villain couple.
"They are both parents of children, how can there be so many magnificent emotional lives."
"Look at the second brother and Ruo Pian are still arguing."
"I'm dying laughing..."
"They brought melon seed tea out..."
Because Jiang Erge is too "witty", the editorial department simply opened an interactive column for Jiang Lao Er to comment on novels.