Chapter 166: despair and snoring
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"Matcha, don't you want to buy skins?" Zhao Yao asked tentatively, "I'll charge you 100, how about buying skins for you?"
"What's the use of buying skin?" The matcha was lying flat on Zhao Yao's hand, and said weakly: "Anyway, I was hanged and beaten when I bought it, and I was also called a skin dog..."
Zhao Yao persuaded: "That's at least handsome, and good skin can improve the level, and the speed of releasing skills will be faster."
"It's useless." Matcha said very humbly: "For a waste cat like me, the only value of the glory of the king is to become a stepping stone for the masters to pretend to be slapped in the face, a prop to brush their presence, and a number on the head score. That's it."
"This guy...is desperate to this extent...let's see the situation tomorrow." Zhao Yao's eyes showed a hint of ruthlessness, and he secretly said in his heart: 'If it really doesn't work, you can only use a trick. ’
That night.
snoring...snoring...snoring...
Huge snoring filled the whole house, and Zhao Yao seemed to feel the floor shaking slightly.
However, the hazy drowsiness made him unable to stand up, so he covered his head with a quilt, forcing himself to fall asleep.
Half an hour later, he finally couldn't help standing up, walked out of the bedroom, and came to the hall: "Damn it, who the **** is snoring so loudly? Do you have any sense of public morality?"
Zhao Yao walked out of the hall with a pair of deep dark circles under his eyes, and saw Elizabeth, Yuanyuan, and briquettes all surrounded by the rice cakes, and the purring sound came from this folded-eared cat.
But Zhao Yao, who saw this scene, was immediately frightened.
Because the three cats around the rice cakes are not watching quietly.
Then she saw that Elizabeth's eyes were red, and the rice cake claws immediately bowed from side to side, closed her eyes, and drew back and forth towards her head.
This makes the snoring stop for a while, but not long after...snoring...snoring...snoring
Then Yuanyuan sat directly on the face of the rice cake.
"Did it work?" Just as the cats breathed a sigh of relief, a worse voice appeared.
I saw that the round buttocks vibrated first, then the whole body began to vibrate, and the mouth opened, making a sound like a car engine.
"I can't take it anymore!" The briquettes kept opening their mouths wide, revealing sharp teeth, and the mouth opened wider and wider, aiming in the direction of the rice cake's head, as if trying to compare the size and swallow the other party in one bite.
"Stop!" Seeing that the fangs of the briquettes seemed to bite the head of the rice cake to bleed, Zhao Yao immediately stopped for a moment to stop her movement.
"Have you forgotten that this guy's ability is an earthquake? If it hurts her, our building might collapse, and I don't know how many people will die." He glanced at the rice cake that was still sleeping, secretly glad: 'Fortunately, this guy can sleep, and he didn't wake up like this, otherwise it would be a big trouble to wake up. ’
Elizabeth frowned and said, "Then what should I do? Her voice is getting louder and louder these days. No one at home will want to sleep today."
The purring of the rice cakes in front of him really made it impossible for any animal to sleep.
"I'll find a way." Zhao Yao said, took the rice cake into his arms, and began to stroke. It's a pity that the decibels have not been reduced by touching it.
Seeing Elizabeth, Yuanyuan, and Coalball all staring at him with dead fish eyes, Zhao Yao smiled helplessly.
He smiled wryly and looked at the sleeping rice cake in his arms: "Speaking of which, this guy has been sleeping longer and longer these days, and his voice is getting louder and louder." He thought to himself: "Earthquake, vibration? Is it because of the vibration of the air?"
Zhao Yao nodded silently: "I feel that her cry is much louder than that of an ordinary cat. Maybe the essence of her ability is not an earthquake, but a vibration. Then because of the relationship between the Otonashi Domain and her ability, it resonates together? But what's the matter with sleeping for so long? Did he instinctively start to treat his rickets with vibrations?"
Feeling that the more he thought about it, Zhao Yao shook his head: "But now is not the time to think about it. If we keep arguing like this, Elizabeth and the others are really going to kill the cat."
"This dead cat, I thought it was abandoned because of rickets." Zhao Yao stared at the rice cake in his arms: "It turned out to be too much snoring."
"I can only find a way to trick her into the dimensional stomach." Zhao Yao said to the briquettes: "The briquettes, open the dimensional stomach, I will wake her up, and then deceive her."
Saying that, Zhao Yao has already flicked the head of the rice cake with his fingers. Although he wanted to wake the other party up, he was afraid that he would go too far and cause the other party to activate the earthquake ability.
However, after flicking it seven or eight times in a row, the rice cake still had no intention of waking up.
"How about you play JJ, so light?" the briquettes called impatiently: "Get out of the way."
Saying that, she has already rushed to the front of the rice cakewww.wuxiaspot.com and stepped on the other person's face, and then stomped hard: "Bitch!"
"Tell you to sleep and snore!"
"Wake me up quickly, roar!"
Seeing this scene, Zhao Yao quickly pulled away the irritable briquettes and looked at the rice cakes nervously. The other party's face was stained by the soles of the briquettes, but fortunately, he didn't mean to wake up.
"Let go of me!" The briquettes are still struggling: "I want to step on her to wake her up! Don't stop me!"
Zhao Yao silently picked up the briquettes by the neck, and the other party was still punching and kicking in the air, looking like a drunk.
"Briquettes, are you stealing catnip?"
"What catnip?" Briquette's body shook and said with saliva: "I didn't eat catnip. I'm very awake, I'm going to teach this little **** a good lesson today, and let her know who is this The eldest of the family."
Zhao Yao looked at the briquettes who were obviously confused, and supported his forehead, directly activating Elizabeth's ability to control the opponent.
But when he looked at the ground again, he found that the rice cake was gone.
"It's gone? Are you awake?" Zhao Yaozheng felt strange, but there were still bursts of whistling in his ears. He followed the whistling sound and immediately saw that the rice cake was being thrown into the trash can by Yuanyuan, and then again Knot the garbage bag.
"Damn, Yuanyuan, you want to die."
Feeling the murderous aura in the air, Yuanyuan immediately lay on the ground, shivering and said, "It's not me, it's not me."
The red light in Elizabeth's eyes slowly faded away in the distance, and she curled her lips: "Cut, wasn't it thrown away?"
"Okay, okay." Zhao Yao pressed his eyebrows with a headache, hugged Yuanyuan and Elizabeth, and controlled the briquettes to go to the corner of the hall: "I'll find a way next, don't mess around, in case the rice cakes go crazy. It's a big disaster, and it will cause a big earthquake."