Chapter 173: Shoveling **** and disconnecting the net
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The next moment, Zhao Yao on the screen squatted behind the door, and as soon as the enemy came in, a shuttle of bullets shot out, knocking the opponent directly to the ground.
After seeing the other party kneeling on the ground, Zhao Yao did not immediately make up for the knife, but pressed the key to speak: "Stupid, like chasing me?"
Then the other party also came out with a voice: "Brother, don't be impulsive, I was wrong, please spare me."
Zhao Yao smiled and said, "Call me Dad."
"I **** you..."
Zhao Yao shot and killed the opponent.
Seeing this scene, Nian Gao's heart surged because she felt the pain in the other party's words.
Next, when Zhao Yao was checking the equipment left by the other party, another bullet pierced Zhao Yao's body and knocked him to the ground.
The other party looked at Zhao Yao crawling around, and said in a voice, "You're quite a brat, kill my brother, right?"
Zhao Yao immediately said: "Brother, don't be impulsive, we are our own people."
"Whoever is with you is called Grandpa."
"Grandson, you have the guts to kill me!"
Seeing that he was finally hammered to death with his fist, Zhao Yao immediately turned to his teammates and said angrily, "Come and avenge me, this guy is licking my bag!"
The rice cake looked at Zhao Yao's frantic look, but a smile appeared in his eyes.
"It's this, it's this, killing each other and killing each other to give humans pain." Rice Cake stared at the computer screen tightly, thinking back and forth in his heart: "It's really interesting, let me witness your ugly, wretched and Pain, people."
So for the rest of the day, Nian Gao was staring at the computer screen, watching Zhao Yao play games with such a serious face. Whenever he saw Zhao Yao kill someone or mock others, he felt happy. Incomparable.
When she saw that Zhao Yao was killed, and even mocked by others, she was... even happier.
In the distance, Elizabeth and other cats kept looking at the rice cakes in Zhao Yao's arms.
"How long has this guy been lying in Zhao Yao's arms?" Matcha said, "I've never been in bed for so long!" He turned to look at Yuanyuan: "What do you say Yuanyuan?"
But she saw Yuanyuan was already lying on the table, her eyes were tightly closed, and the corners of her mouth kept drooling. Apparently he was too tired last night, so he went straight to sleep.
"Trash." Matcha turned to look at Elizabeth and the briquettes again and said, "What do you say?"
Elizabeth glanced slightly, then closed her eyes again and started to doze, without any intention of getting up. She didn't sleep well last night either.
As for the rice cakes, Elizabeth, who was just disconnected by Zhao Yao yesterday, has no thoughts at all. The only thing she is thinking about now is when Zhao Yao will tell him the WIFI password, and the second is...
‘I should still be able to connect to the coffee house’s WIFI, right? ' Elizabeth thought to herself: 'When will I find a chance...'
The briquettes that were cut off with catnip were even more unlikely to be right with Zhao Yao. They lay on the table weakly and shouted to Zhao Yao in their hearts: "I have cleaned all the cat toilets in the dimensional stomach, Zhao Yao. When can you give me that shipment?"
Zhao Yao laughed while playing the game, and responded in his consciousness: "Ballboy, you will shovel **** every day from now on, and I will give you a pack of catnip every day, will you do it?"
"Every day? That's not what we said before!" Brilliantly said: "You don't count meow."
"Hehe, Qiuzi, you're too young, this river and lake just doesn't count." Zhao Yao said in a familiar tone: "And think about it, no matter how much catnip you get at one time, how can you get one every day? As long as you work hard, you will have a steady stream of catnip for you in the future.”
Looking at the hesitant gaze of the briquettes, Zhao Yao stroked his head and said with a smile, "I can't get the feeling of catnip, you don't want to try it again."
The body of the briquettes trembled.
The matcha on the other side didn't know that Zhao Yao was talking to the briquettes, so after getting no answer from the other party, he immediately called out, "Trash man, are you already with that cottage fold cat?"
The briquettes who were talking to Zhao Yao glared at Matcha impatiently and said, "Shut up, earth cat."
Matcha covered her chest with white gloves, folded her ears, and said with a desolate expression, "Why do you call me a terrier cat? Where am I?"
"How about it? Qiuzi, do you want to be prosperous and rich all your life, or be an ordinary cat?" Zhao Yao said, "As long as you help me with things, I guarantee that you will be the only one who will have goods on this street in the future."
"A day is one pack? Five days is five packs, ten days is..." The briquettes snapped the fingers on their paws, counting how much catnip they could harvest every day if they shoveled shit.
The more he counted, the more excited he became. Hearing what Zhao Yao said, he nodded sharply: "I did it."
Time passed in peace and quiet. After the transformation of the rice cake that night, there was no longer any symptoms of drowsiness and snoring. Every day, I lay on Zhao Yao's lap, staring at Zhao Yao while playing games. When they saw the excitement, they all danced.
After Matcha went through the incident of the little princess Qianqian, she was dedicated to the glory of the king, and it seemed that she no longer cared about male cats and female cats.
Yuanyuan eats and waits to die every day, briquettes are keen to work hard to shovel shitwww.wuxiaspot.com fight for more catnip.
Only Elizabeth... Today is the second day after she disconnected from the Internet. Zhao Yao not only changed the WIFI password at home, but also changed the password of the cat cafe. Everyone except Elizabeth knows the password.
"Roar!!" Elizabeth opened her mouth and made a disturbing roar towards the girl in front of her.
Yan Xiaoqing was taken aback, stepped back, and said in surprise, "What's the matter? Why is Elizabeth so fierce today?" In her memory, Elizabeth has always been a gentle and kind cat who is extremely close to her family. Accidentally rubbed the other party, and the other party patted people with their claws at most, and would never grab people and bite them, let alone screaming like today.
"What's going on?" Sun Keke, who was wearing a kimono today, also frowned, and found that it was not easy: "Elizabeth is usually so good, but today she suddenly became so fierce, is it because she is ill?"
Because of the frequent visits to cat cafes, Sun Keke, a favorite rich second generation, has an increasing understanding of cats.
She knew that many normally obedient cats suddenly became fierce one day, most likely because of illness and discomfort.
So Sun Keke immediately called Bai Quan and said, "Is Elizabeth sick? You see how fierce she is."
Bai Quan walked up, reached out and slowly approached Elizabeth's head, wanting to touch the other's head, but was bitten by Elizabeth's finger.
Bai Quan's surprise remains unchanged. He has been in the cat cafe for so long, and it is of course impossible to say that he has never been bitten by a cat once. He also figured out how to deal with it early on.
That is, after being bitten by a cat, as long as the other party doesn't really want to attack you, then don't move and struggle, it will only aggravate the injury from the friction between your hands and teeth, but you should let go by looking at you. The cat let go.