Chapter 203: Is there anything I can help with?
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Hearing Zhao Yao's order, the briquettes rolled their eyes and meowed, "Don't even think about it, don't spit in front of others if you die!"
Zhao Yao thought that he couldn't always use catnip to threaten, so he said: "Brilliant briquettes, it's hard to vomit every day."
"Humph."
"In this way, if you help me this time, I will install new automatic cat toilets for the cats in the dimensional stomach bags, all of which are automatically packed and put the garbage into plastic bags."
Zhao Yao does know that there is an automatic cat toilet that turns the clumped cat litter wrapped in feces and urine into the urinal garbage bag, but he wants to make it easier, so he chooses the automatic cat toilet connected to the sewer.
However, in the case of the dimensional stomach bag, it is obviously more useful to choose an automatic cat toilet that is automatically packed into a plastic bag.
Hearing what Zhao Yao said, the briquettes' eyes lit up: "You said it! Change it immediately when you go back!"
"Okay, okay, I'll go online and buy a new cat toilet when I go back."
The dialogue between the two was carried out in consciousness, and the speed was also very fast.
So Nanako paused a bit when she saw the movements of the two, Zhao Yao had already raised the black cat above the other's head.
Then the black cat reluctantly opened its mouth to Miyagi Shuuichi, and a strong fishy stench rushed towards him in an instant, almost making Miyagi Shuichi faint.
"What are you doing, Chinaman!"
Zhao Yao smiled and said, "How is it? Are you sure you have nothing to help me with?"
While speaking, the Repulsion Field was activated, and he had already directly pressed Miyagi Shuuichi's body and opened his mouth.
What Nanako saw next was an astonishing scene: "This cat! This cat! It's actually spitting shit!" But what she saw next made her nerves even more tense, and she shivered and stepped back. Go, all the way back to the corner of the location.
Nanako roared in her heart: "It turned out to be... actually spit into Miyagi Shuuichi's mouth? It's too cruel, it's too cruel!"
On the other side, Zhao Yao stepped on Miyagi Shuuichi's body, holding a coal ball in one hand, aiming at Miyagi Shuuichi's mouth: "Speak! Do you want me to help?"
"Woooooooooooo..."
"I ask you, do you want me to help? Do you need my help?"
"Yes...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."
"Then tell me, why do you need me to help you?"
"Give...give me a glass of water..."
"Who wants to hear you say this? Change to a different request!"
Fifteen minutes later, Nanami Mamei, who had fainted, was thrown against the wall, her eyelashes trembled, and she slowly woke up. She was awakened by the cries in her ears.
"I... that's right... that apostle." She opened her eyes cautiously and aimed at the situation in the room.
The sight startled her.
Then I saw that the previous apostle stepped on Xiuyijun's body with one foot and held a cat in one hand. From time to time, a black and yellow substance fell from the cat's mouth and fell into Xiuyijun's mouth.
"This stink?!" Qi Hai Zhenmei was shocked: "This cat is feeding Xiuyi-Jun to eat shit?"
At the same time, there was a conversation between the two in his ears.
Zhao Yao: "Still holding on? If you don't let me help you, it won't be that much."
"You...what are you going to do..." Xiuyijun's mouth was always unclear, but tears kept flowing from the corners of his eyes.
"I can't see it yet? I want to help you." Zhao Yao said angrily: "Why are you Japanese so outspoken? Why are you being polite to me? If you have something to say, I will help you solve it immediately. ”>, update the latest chapter of Am I a God the fastest!
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"Woo… woo… can you… woo… let me take a shower and brush my teeth?"
"No." Zhao Yao said angrily, "Think about the business, what is the most important thing in this hotel apartment when you come to China this time? I'll help you do it."
Shuu Miyagi shouted, "Please... please help me **** Miss Nanako back to our headquarters in Japan!"
"Finally here!" Zhao Yao laughed, but when he saw the content of the task, his face became bitter.
"Did you make a mistake, going to Japan with only 100 experience points?"
Zhao Yao pouted and decided to give up the task. He has no time to go to Japan now, and the cats and cat cafes at home can't take care of them.
Looking at Shuuichi Miyagi who was on the verge of collapse, Zhao Yao shook his head: "You are no longer worth using."
He turned his head to look at the remaining two women, Nanako immediately hugged her chest in fear and stepped back, Nanami Mami looked at him desperately with a perverted look.
Zhao Yao didn't even look at Nanako, just stared at Nanami Mami with a smile and said, "Miss, do you need my help?"
"Please help me **** Miss Nanako back to our headquarters in Japan!" Nanami Mami said immediately.
Seeing that Miyagi Shuichi just got away like this, she immediately followed suit.
Zhao Yao lowered his head and sighed: "Oh, it's all garbage tasks, a waste of my time." Suddenly his eyes flashed, and he saw a golden exclamation mark on Nanako's head at some point, and he was immediately excited. Said: "Hey, little girl, do you have anything to help me with?"
"Ah!" Nanako cried out with a wow, the whole person retreated again and again, and sat down in the corner of the wall.
"Hey!" Zhao Yao said speechlessly: "Am I so scary? I just protected you, and now I just want to help you. Don't be afraid, no one can hurt you with me."
"So...Is there anything I can help you with! Let me explain in advance that it's best to do things that are a little difficult, don't say anything about buying drinks, giving money, cooking, sweeping the floor and other stupid tasks."
Nanako looked at Zhao Yao with an expression as if she was about to cry, and thought to herself, "Is this guy a lunatic? Is he a lunatic who is obsessed with playing games? Treat the real world as a game?"
Hearing that the other party kept saying what tasks are not tasks, accept tasks, do you need help, etc., Nanako from Japan has already guessed in her heart, that is the Chinese man in front of her, I am afraid that he is a heavy game addict, and even divided I don't know the difference between games and reality.
She has also seen such people in Japan. They are usually fat and ugly dead houses. How could she know that the dead houses encountered in China are so powerful.
"Damn...Song clearly said that all the Internet addicts in China were arrested and electrocutedwww.wuxiaspot.comWhy do I still encounter them?"
Zhao Yao looked at Nanako in a bad tone and said: "Hey, I've been thinking about it for a long time, have you figured it out? What do you want me to help? I'll make it clear to you, don't let me help you today, you don't want to leave this room already."
Nanako's heart sank, and she secretly said: 'If this guy is so powerful, maybe, maybe he can use this lunatic...'
Thinking of this, she said sternly: "I am now being chased by the Japanese polar organization Stormwind... Can you please protect me?"
Zhao Yao said with a look of surprise: "Yes, of course!"
Side quest: Protect Miss!
Mission objective: Protect the Japanese girl in front of you for 30 days.
Quest Reward: For every day of protecting the opponent's safety, you can get 10 experience points. If the mission fails or is completed, it will be settled. If you persist for 30 days, you will get an extra 100 experience points.
Failure penalty: None.