Chapter 206: cold blooded
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"It's too cold-blooded." Matcha shouted: "This world is so dark! There is no hope!"
"Darkness." Elizabeth said disdainfully, "Anyway, they were harassed by you when they came out. I think they might be more willing to stay inside."
Nanako, who came out of the room, looked at the matcha that was rolling all over the floor and asked, "What's wrong with this cat?"
"I don't know, maybe I'm constipated and can't poop." Zhao Yao said casually.
Matcha, however, pouted as if she was about to **** on the ground.
"Damn it!" Zhao Yao grabbed the opponent's head and said, "You are doing things, stupid cat."
Matcha got angry: "I want to see Qianqian, if I can't see Qianqian, I will learn mango and **** and pee every day."
"Even if you can stop me for a while, you can't stop me forever, unless you let me see Qian Qian!"
"This dead cat." Zhao Yao scolded inwardly, just about to teach the other party a lesson, but suddenly stopped: 'Indeed, I can stop it for a while, but I can't stop it for a lifetime, so do I use illusion again? ’
Thinking about the pillow that was thrown away last time, Zhao Yao shook his head: 'No, illusion is the last resort. ’
So he looked at the matcha in front of him, and had to say: "Okay, okay, the selection will be suspended at the end of this month for decoration. If you can get the star cat in the cat cafe next month, I will let you enter the dimensional stomach and see the light. shallow."
"Really!" Hearing Zhao Yao's words, Matcha said happily: "I've captured the star cat, now I can play King's Glory with peace of mind, waiting to see Qianqian."
Yuanyuan on the side squinted at Matcha, and secretly said in her heart: "Next month's star cat, I must get it!"
So after the matcha was gone, Yuanyuan quietly came to Zhao Yao's side and asked expectantly, "Zhao Yao Zhao Yao, if I also get the star cat, can I go see Qian Qian?"
"Huh?" Zhao Yao saw Yuanyuan's eager look, and thought in his heart: 'Well, this female cat, Qianqian, can be used as bait to make Yuanyuan and Matcha work hard, and it can also be used for Motivate the circle. ’
Thinking of this, he nodded and said, "Of course, but with your current performance, it is unlikely that you will be a star cat."
"Then what should I do? Zhao Yao, Zhao Yao, please help me!"
"Let's lose weight first." Zhao Yao said: "Starting today, keep running every day and lose 5 pounds first! Then change your image step by step."
Yuanyuan did not flinch after hearing this, but nodded after a moment of silence and said, "I understand, but can you really become a star cat after losing weight?"
"It's not just a star cat, as long as you cultivate yourself according to my plan, I promise to cultivate you into a fan of ten thousand cats, with the power of a tiger, the elegance of a cheetah, and the majesty of a lion, and you will be handsome from now on. , When a cat sees a cat's love, Qianqian will fall in love with you at first sight!"
"Really!" In Yuanyuan's mind, the image of herself slender and jumping like a white tiger appeared.
"Of course it's true! I'll wrap you from beginning to end, so that you can completely get rid of your past image. Don't say shallow, maybe even Elizabeth will be..."
Yuanyuan said excitedly: "Shuangfei?!" The fat all over his body seemed to tremble.
"Cough cough, almost."
Yuanyuan's eyes flashed with burning fighting spirit: "Then I'll go for a run now!"
Seeing Yuanyuan running in the living room, the corners of Zhao Yao's mouth twitched slightly: 'Very good, with this fighting spirit, at least one or two pounds can be lost? ’
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On the same night, in a certain community in Jianghai, Xiao Yu was slipping away with Huskies and... his own beauty.
I saw Yu Wan being put on a collar and walking on the sidewalk with a leash.
Yu Wan opened his mouth and kept sticking out his tongue like a dog. When he saw other dog walkers passing by, he yelled at the passing pedestrians and pet dogs, as if he had really turned into a dog.
After the call, he wagged his tail around the husky rough beside him, and said, "Boss, boss, what do you think of me."
"Yeah." Mushroom nodded and said, "It's a good performance, keep trying." Mumian is still quite satisfied with this younger brother who has recently surrendered.
And relying on the side effects brought by the ghost possessing, although the rough face has no superpowers and can't escape from the dog's body, it has the ability to communicate with the super cat, which is half a super cat, but it has always been Disdain to communicate with fish balls.
In fact, during this period of time, he has been bullying Yu Wan, relying on the human mind to become more and more favored in the eyes of his parents and Xiaoyu, and the status of the family continues to rise, making Yu Wan unable to resist.
After that, he let the cat use his mind power again, showing his hand directly in front of Yu Wan, and subdued the super cat.
"Hmph, thinking about it this way, it's better to surrender than drive away this super cat."
Yu Wan was shocked by the power of the ghost cat, thinking that it was the power of the husky, and completely invested in the dog party. Looking at the rough face-->>, the fastest update is the latest chapter of Am I a God!
He said flatteringly: "Long live the super dog! The super dog is invincible! Wang Wang Wang Wang!"
Thick noodles: "Good."
Yu Wan wagged his tail and said with a dog-legged expression: "Boss, I have decided not to be a cat anymore. I will be a dog from today onwards. Wang Wang Wang!"
Xiaoyu, who had a cat and a dog slipped by the side, was ashamed. From a few days ago, she didn't know what was going on. Yu Wan suddenly started to bark like a dog, and then stuck out her tongue like a dog. To be sneaked like a dog.
"This idiot, do you really think of yourself as a dog?" Xiaoyu knows that cats can make all kinds of sounds, and there are not many cats that learn to meow, but cats like this completely treat themselves as dogs, she I really haven't seen it.
It's not just Yu Wan's strange changes, the cat named the strongest national server on WeChat has been ignoring her, and even Xiaoyu's WeChat has been deleted recently, which makes her feel particularly indignant.
As soon as she spoke, she saw Yu Wan came under a tree, raised her hind legs high, and began to urinate like a dog.
Xiaoyu watched this scene speechlessly, and suddenly had an idea and said, "Yuwan, you know the way home yourself."
Yu Wan looked at Xiao Yu, nodded, and said, "Yeah, Er-legged dog, of course I know the way back." His tone was full of disdain, apparently because he had found a new backer, and he was no longer Take the rain in your eyes.
Xiaoyu couldn't understand the cat's words, but she just saw Yu Wan nodded and said immediately, "That's good, Yu Wan, can you help me slip the thick noodles and go home after walking?"
Although I like fish **** and thick noodles very much, walking the dog every day is really time-consuming, so Xiaoyu wonders if it can free up her labor.
Just as he was about to say no, the fish **** were stopped by the thick noodles: "Promise her!"
So a few minutes later, a cat and a dog stick their tongues out and happily start shopping.
The cat followed behind them again, and said with a bored expression: "Trouble, it's a bit boring here, Xiaoyu always has to go to school, do homework, and don't watch dramas or play games. It's rare to play a few games of King of Glory. It's fish balls. A fool knows how to play King of Glory, but he still loses all the time, it makes me want to vomit blood."
Thinking of watching dramas and playing games, he inadvertently missed the days when he hid behind Elizabeth.
"Why don't you go to Zhao Yao's place to play?" Before you know it, the ghost cat has drifted in a different direction from the fish ball and the rough surface.
The rough face stuck out his tongue, thinking in his heart: "The first step to dominate the community starts today! The key is to find a super cat! Most of the pet cats at home have been neutered, and the number of super cats among stray cats should be More is right. As long as you dominate the stray cat world and master countless super cats...I can...hehehehe."
He has already thought about the overall plan in his heart. Starting from this community, relying on Yu Wan and cats to subdue the stray super cats, and then attack the next community from this community, conquer more and more communities, and subdue more and more Stray super cat.
"...With the wisdom of these super cats, I can fool them in minutes. As long as I conquer enough communities and super cats, I can build a country... become an emperor... reach the pinnacle of life, and even compete with the human chamber!"
Thinking of this, he took the fish **** to stroll around the community, looking for traces of the super cat.
In the end, Huangtian lived up to his painstaking efforts, and they found more than 20 cats in a basement.
Seeing that in the dark basement, more than 20 cats were lying on the ground as if they had no bones. Some male cats and female cats were even living there in broad daylight. Yu Wan's face was red and his ears were red, and his heart was hot.
He whispered, "Boss, what are they doing?"
"It's probably a gathering of wild cats, let's start with them." Thinking of this, he barked loudly, and then the whole dog stood upright and walked in arrogantly like a human being.
"Who's the boss here?"
The two innermost cats in the group turned their heads, looked at each other, and whispered.
"Who are these two fools?"
"Is it true that dogs can wake up too? Are they here to kick the game?"
Yu Wan laughedwww.wuxiaspot.com Wangwang said: "Wangwang! What are you talking about in a low voice? Be respectful, I'll tell you! This is our boss, Super Dog King Thick Noodles! He is determined to dominate the world, The male dog who pioneered the prosperous world!"
The husky let out a cooperative roar, bared his sharp teeth, causing a group of ordinary wild cats to hiss, all of them arched and stepped back.
"Did you see it! Wolf-like teeth! One bite can break even steel!" Yu Wan continued: "I tell you, from today onwards, we are the boss of this community, do any of you disagree? "
"Stand out if you don't accept it! I beat him to accept it!"
After speaking, Yu Wan pinched his claws proudly, and raised them defiantly. Colorful rays of light were released from his claws, and he suddenly turned the grass smoking scene into a disco venue.
In an instant, in the entire basement, more than a dozen ordinary wild cats rushed out, chasing after the colorful light spots, and were amused by the fish **** and ran around.