Chapter 258: money and scum
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"Primary school student, you are too arrogant." Yu Wan angrily looked at Xiao Yu who was dragging him, and shouted to the Husky beside him: "Your Majesty, we should teach her a lesson and let her know who is the real master! "
"Don't get excited about the fish balls." Thick Mian waved his hand to persuade: "We are not ready for a full-scale war with humans, so this elementary school student will just let her be arrogant for a while."
The little chubby dun Weizai asked, "Xiaoyu, pets are not allowed in the cinema. Do you want to take them to the movies together?"
"How is that possible!" Xiaoyu put a cat and a dog in the flower bed in front of the cinema, then put the leash into Yuwan's mouth, and said, "You two, stay here, don't go too far. What's more, if you really can't hold back and want to poop, just pull it in the grass and remember to bury it."
After giving her orders, she jumped and ran to the cinema.
Wei Zai scratched his head and said, "Xiao Yu, so they won't be stolen, right?"
"Don't worry." Xiaoyu looked at the movie ticket and said, "By the way, why did you wash your head with glue."
"How can it be so exaggerated!" Wei Zai shouted with a slightly red face: "I just applied a little bit of hairspray to fix my hairstyle."
"Then why are you wearing a suit and thinking you're going to attend where Dad is going?"
Wei Zai said angrily, "Who is going to participate in "Where's Dad!" I'm not a kindergartener anymore!"
the other side.
"Wang Wang Wang."
"What?" Yu Wan bit the leash and said with an uneven face: "Why does she go in to watch a movie, we have to blow air outside!"
"Hum, it's okay fish balls." Husky said with a rough face and sneer: "This kind of leash can be freed in an instant with my super power. After she enters, we will slip away, and just go back to the community to discuss attacking the flower fields. The matter of Nimura. As for this elementary school student, let her cry with endless remorse and guilt!"
Watching Xiaoyu and Xiaopangdun walk into the movie theater, the husky immediately whined twice: "Yuwan, watch me untie this leash!"
10 seconds…
20 seconds…
30 seconds…
Looking at the motionless leash, Husky scolded in his heart: "Damn, the cat must follow Xiaoyu to watch a movie again, this unreliable silly cat!"
Looking at Yu Wan's expectant eyes, Husky coughed and said, "Cough, actually dragging the leash is not bad, at least it can let people know that we are pets with owners and reduce the hostility of humans to us."
"So that's the case, where are we going next?" Yu Wan said, "Going to find Scareye and Chrysanthemum?"
"No!" Husky rolled his eyes and said, "I thought about it carefully. Now we want cats and cats, sites and sites, goods and goods, and the only thing we need is money."
"money"
"Yes, the troops and horses are not moved, the food and grass go first, and all wars are fought for money." Husky said eloquently: "If we want to conquer more communities and more super cats, we must have money. Money can Buy all kinds of cat food, canned, freeze-dried, and even all kinds of seafood ingredients, plus the control of catnip, our empire will be extremely strong!"
"But where does the money come from?" Yu Wan turned his head and said, "Are we going to steal Xiao Yu's wallet?" His body trembled, his tail was completely retracted, and a shadow flashed in his eyes: " That doesn't seem right."
"Hmph, how could a little girl's little money be placed in the eyes of Huatian-Mashen? I already have a comprehensive plan for how to make money." Maou said confidently.
"Oh" Yu Wan looked at the rough noodles excitedly and said, "As expected, he is the king of Huatian Community! He thought of a way to make money so quickly! What is the method?"
The rough face smiled grimly: "Hehe, no matter what cats and dogs do, they are not against the law."
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Husky looked rough at an old man with a cane not far away, and said with a cold light: "Hmph, that's him, how much fighting power can an old man with a cane have?"
A minute later, a dog and a cat ran to the road screaming, and the old man behind him walked like a fly, hitting a cat and a dog with a wooden stick and a wooden stick.
"Dead cat, dead dog! How dare you steal my money"
"I want to bully me when I'm old"
"Thinking that my Emei Chasing the Wind Bunted and practiced for nothing"
A few minutes later, a cat and a dog limped down the street.
Yu Wan kept gasping for breath, the fat on his face trembled, and said in a mournful voice, "Humans are so strong!"
Husky said with a rough face, "That's why I have to hide my abilities and not expose them casually. But it's impossible for everyone to be so strong, there must be weaker ones."
As he said that, his eyes froze again, staring at a beggar on the overpass in the distance, only to see that the other party seemed to be empty below his knees, the whole person was lying on the ground, and people would throw money in from time to time.
"It's him! This time I will definitely not catch up with us!"
After a while, the Husky ran desperately on the street with a rice bowl in his mouth, and the fish **** followed behind him panting heavily.
Husky said angrily: "Damn, that guy is not disabled, why did his legs change again?"
"No, I can't." Yu Wan fell to the ground, his body twitched and shouted, "I'll die if I run away."
"Useless thing." The husky immediately turned around, put down the bowl, picked up the fish **** and threw it on his back: "Hold tight!" The next moment, he kept running away with the bowl in his mouth.
After finally getting rid of the other party, he ran back to the door of the cinema. One cat and one dog gasped and said happily, "Finally successful!"
But after taking a closer look at the situation in the bowl, they immediately lowered their heads again.
"Damn, all the money has been spilled!"
Just when a cat and a dog looked depressed, someone suddenly threw a dollar coin into the job bowl in front of them.
"Yeah," Husky Rough Noodles said in surprise: "That's fine too."
After a while, countless passers-by who passed by the entrance of the cinema saw a strange scene.
I saw a dog lying on the ground, its legs limp, crawling around on its front paws, with a rice bowl in its mouth, and a few dollars and coins in the rice bowl.
Several girls walked up to the Husky and immediately exclaimed.
"Ah, look! This dog is so pitiful!"
"His leg seems to be broken!"
"I'm still carrying a kitten after I've retiredwww.wuxiaspot.com So cute!"
A man and a woman approached the husky, and the girl said distressedly: "What happened to this husky, you see he is still begging, let's give him some money."
"It's still tied on a leash, and the dog knows what money it is that someone asks him to beg for food. Don't give it, it's also for his owner."
"No, give him some money, the dog is so pitiful! You see he is still carrying a kitten."
Husky looked at the more and more coins in his rice bowl and smiled inwardly.
Just then, a man passed by him and threw a half-eaten meat bun into his bowl.
The Husky looked at the buns, and even the meat filling had been eaten, and glared at the other person's back angrily: "Scumbag."
Unexpectedly, the man's ears twitched, and he turned around to look at him. () "Am I a God" only represents the views of the author, Xionglanggou. If you find any content that violates national laws, please delete it. The position is only committed to providing a healthy and green reading platform. 【】,thank you all!