Chapter 402: hanging cat
"Ah????" Yuanyuan was shocked when she heard Zhao Yao's answer, struggling desperately on the cross and said, "It's impossible to count it to infinity!"
"Yes, it can be unlimited if you count my mental loss fee."
Yuanyuan said in despair, "Then I'll never run out of money?"
"It doesn't have to be. The so-called infinite depends on my mood. If you make me happy." Zhao Yao touched his chin and said, "Then maybe you will pay a few dollars, and I will consider you finished."
"Really?" Yuanyuan became excited, and looked at Zhao Yao with a pair of cat eyes like two blisters.
Zhao Yao said with a stern face: "Of course it's fake."
"Ah?" Yuanyuan immediately showed despair.
"As for you..." Zhao Yao looked at the remaining cats, and Elizabeth, Matcha, Rice Cake, and Lightning all looked at him flatteringly.
"The money doesn't need to be returned, but the punishment is still needed. Let's hang it up for three days." After speaking, Zhao Yao snapped his fingers lightly, and the illusion of deprivation of the five senses instantly covered every inch of the surrounding space, and then let the The briquettes spit out several cats, including cats and crosses.
The reason for using five sense deprivation is to prevent the ghost from taking the opportunity to slip out.
So the five crosses were placed in Zhao Yao's house, and they just stood in the living room.
Mango raised his head and looked curiously at the five cats tied to the cross. The briquettes on the side looked frightened, wiped his head, and said to himself, "Fortunately, I just charged some money, Zhao Yao seems to have forgotten too. It's over."
"Ballets!"
Zhao Yao's cry made the briquettes jump up: "Yes."
"You and I will not tie it up, because you will take care of these five cats for the next three days, understand?"
Of course, the briquettes could only agree with a bitter face.
When she woke up the next morning, Nanako saw five super cats tied to crosses in the living room, and said in surprise, "What happened to them? And where did this white cat come from?"
At the moment, the briquettes were blocking his two nostrils with toilet paper, and pushed a cat litter box to the underside of the matcha tea. He said impatiently, "Hurry up, I'll feed you guys later."
Matcha held her breath hard, and said helplessly: "This is not coming when you want to, this kind of thing has to talk about feelings."
"Oh, the white cat is Yuanyuan, and I dyed him a color." Zhao Yao glanced at the five cats on the cross, heard Nanako's question, and said casually, "The five of them gathered together on my bed last night. Shit, so I'm going to punish them to hang up for three days."
"Hey It's disgusting." Nanako said, "What about the bed?"
"I threw away the mattress and quilt, and I ordered a new one online. Just wait for the courier to deliver it." As Zhao Yao said, he turned on his phone to read the news.
"Light and shadow magic? It's a good explanation."
Zhao Yao naturally saw the official explanation for yesterday's loan platform building. After reading the news, he said to Nanako and Bai Quan: "I won't be going to work in the next few days, and I will leave the store to you. ."
Nanako wondered: "Eh? Does Zhao Yaojun have anything to do?"
Zhao Yao smiled: "Some new friends are coming to stay at home for a while."
What Zhao Yao has to do, of course, is to deal with the ghost in the dimensional stomach. For this reason, he first uses the five senses shield to let the briquettes spit out all the cats and computers and mobile phones in the dimensional stomach.
Then I put a collar on Ishida to seal the illusion. The illusion is that people can't see him, hear him, and touch him. That is to say, even if he hears him, sees him, touches him, the illusion will make people unable to see him. people ignore.
In this way, Zhao Yao made the dimensional stomach bag into a real small black house, without a computer, no mobile phone, and no Internet. Although Ishida and Matsuo were both inside, Matsuo could not see or hear. Can't touch Ishida.
The briquettes asked curiously, "What should I do next?"
"Hey, let's lock him up for two weeks first. Just bring food in every day, just don't starve to death."
As for the super cat in the original dimensional stomach, Zhao Yao temporarily kept it in his home, and all kinds of cat toilets, mobile phones, and computers were all spread out on the ground.
When they came back that night, Nanako and Baiquan saw cats running around all over the floor.
In the past, the North and South Elvis of Jianghai University, the plane and the lion head were fighting.
There are briquettes and egg buds squeezed together to taste catnip.
There are also Gaia, Fengshen, Lucifer and they are black.
Of course, the most conspicuous are the five crosses in the center of the living room and the cat on the cross.
Ekaterina looked at the cat on the cross and asked curiously, "Why are they tied to it?"
Caesar looked left and right, and said carefully against Ekaterina's ear, "Because I offended Zhao Yao."
Diana wondered: "But isn't King George very powerful?"
"I heard that Zhao Yao has already climbed over his head." Caesar continued to whisper.
"Wow! A lot of puppet cats!" Seeing the family of puppet cats in front of her, Nanako's eyes lit up, and UU reading www.uukanshu.com excitedly said, "Zhao Yaojun, where did you get so many cats."
Zhao Yao said lightly: "It's all given by friends."
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Two weeks later, Matcha was lying on the corner of the wall, observing Ares in the distance, sneered, walked quickly to the sofa, jumped into Zhao Yao's arms, and said with a flat face: "Zhao Yao, Zhao Yao, you The water in the cup was stolen by Ares."
"Oh? So bad?"
"Yeah, yeah." Matcha continued to report: "And the socks you couldn't find two days ago. Mango took it away and hid it in his cat's den."
Zhao Yao nodded with satisfaction, touched the head of Matcha, fed him a piece of dried fish, and praised: "Good job."
"That's all Zhao Yao, you are wise, you are a little saddled, go through fire and water, and do whatever you want." Matcha rubbed Zhao Yao's palm flatteringly.
Since two weeks ago, after realizing the real status gap in this family and having a clear understanding of his position, Matcha has completely changed his course of action.
Zhao Yao shouted at Ares on the windowsill: "Aris, how many times have I said, don't eat my water, did you hear it?"
Ares shouted: "I didn't drink your water! I didn't drink it!"
"Matcha said I saw you drinking it secretly!"
"Would you rather believe this stupid cat than me?" With a bang, Ares rushed into the bedroom and closed the door.
Zhao Yao rolled his eyes and said, "Don't close the door so hard."
"I'm useless!"
"This kid." Zhao Yao sighed: "Is the rebellious period coming? I've become more and more disobedient recently. I raise so many cats by myself and feed them with feces and urine. It's easy for me."
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Sorry, I'm going to have a New Year's Eve dinner, the update is a bit late, there will be another chapter in a while