Chapter 427: run away
Meow!
Hozen looked at the briquettes that had fallen to the ground drunk in front of him, and said in his heart, "What should I do next?"
The red envelope was drilled out of the swollen long hair of the hozen, and said, "Of course it ran straight away!"
After Rabbit Homme brought the briquettes to play, he bribed the briquettes with catnip to let him use the space door at home and put red packets out to play.
After the red envelopes also came, the two cats kept giving the briquettes the catnip they smuggled out until the other party fainted from the snort. .
The whole plan was simple but smooth, but when Hozen could really leave, he looked at the endless darkness in front of him and suddenly became scared again.
"Will it be okay if we go out like this? I heard that there are super cats and apostles everywhere now. It's very dangerous."
"What are you afraid of? Come with me. I still have a hidden deposit outside and more than 100,000 yuan. I will take care of you and make sure you have food and drink. Life is a hundred times better than here." The red envelope continued to flicker the lightning, and secretly said in his heart: "My force is still a little short. This guy is not small, and he can discharge electricity. He happens to be a good bodyguard."
In the dark night, the red envelope hid on the back of the rabbit, and the rabbit was guided by the red envelope all the way down to a sewer.
The red envelope knocked on the stone wall of the sewer, and two green lights lit up in the darkness: "Who?"
The red envelope climbed out of the back of the hozen, standing in front of the hozen and said, "It's me, I want a flight."
The voice in the dark said, "Hehe, Hongzi, didn't you get caught by Elvis Presley? You managed to escape? It's amazing, I admire it."
Red envelope: "Stop talking nonsense, you are still not doing business."
"Yes, of course. But now the price has risen, you two cats, give 50,000 domestically. If you fly abroad, it will be 100,000."
The red envelope said: "Fifty thousand? Do you think I'm stupid?"
In the darkness, green lights lit up, and it seemed that countless fierce cats were looking at the red envelopes and hozen with malicious intent. The red envelopes choked their breath and immediately shouted: "Do you want to use force? You don't even look at it. Who is my boss? This is a hozen, do you know that? The king of the grasslands, the master of the Gobi, can bite off a five-inch steel pipe. Have you ever seen a five-inch steel pipe?"
"Hehehehe." The voice in the dark said: "Do you think I haven't seen the animal world? And look at this guy's cowardice, he escaped from the zoo, right?"
Looking back at the red envelope, he saw the hozen shivering and starting to lose hair on his body. He immediately cursed in his heart: "Don't shake, can you be a little fiercer? Try to be fierce, open your mouth wide and show your teeth, just think that you are Zhao Yao, or we will be finished today."
After hearing this, Hozen tried his best to hold back his trembling, then opened his mouth, revealing his tiger teeth, holding back a hideous expression.
The red envelope turned his head to the darkness and continued: "What era is it, the species is not important, the important thing is to see the ability, my elder brother his ability is thunder, up to 100 million volts, the steel has melted for you. I tell you big brother He just released it, and he was so crazy that he even electrocuted himself."
Saying that, the red envelope patted Hoen on the shoulder and pretended to say, "Brother, don't get angry, don't get angry, if you electrocute these cats, the police will chase after them."
Then the red envelope pointed at the cat shadow in the dark and said, "I tell you, quickly arrange a flight for us, or my elder brother will get angry and the cats here will die."
The green eyes in the dark squinted, as if judging whether the red envelope was true or not, and replied after a while: "20,000 yuan, it can't be any less, this is our cost price."
"Deal." The red envelope said: "Are you using Alipay or WeChat? I'll find the previous account."
"It's all right," the voice said, "Where are you going?"
Red envelope: "Xiangjiang!"
Hozen: "Ushi!"
The voice asked suspiciously, "Who are you listening to?"
The red envelope looked at the shadow in the dark and cursed in his heart: "Who wants to accompany you to eat grass, but at this time it will be over for a quarrel." He could only hold back his anger and said: "Of course, listen to my boss, go to Wukong. city."
The super cat in the dark looked at Hazen and said, "His appearance is too conspicuous, and he won't be able to pass it by air consignment. Shave him and put on some makeup."
Rabbit Hozen stood in a small room, with a red-orange-yellow-green-blue-blue-violet earth cat dyed in five or six colors standing beside him, and said, "Your head is a little too big, I think I want to get you a haircut."
The red envelope on the side said: "Try to make it look like a cat, so that no one will find out."
"Don't worry, my former **** shoveler helped Jackie Chan get a haircut, and my skills are professional." The colorful cat popped out his paws as he spoke, only to see a cold light flashing on his paws, slightly scratching the rabbit Huan's body was a large tuft of hair falling down, which was sharper than a sword.
Half an hour later, there was already a large patch of hair on the ground.
In front of the red envelope, the hozen looks completely new, and there is not even a single hair on the skin.
The colorful cat shouted: "How is it? It's exactly the same as the pharaoh cat, absolutely no one can find out that you are a hozen!"
"My hair! There's not even one of them!" After looking in the mirror, Hozen opened his mouth and rushed towards the colorful cat, roaring, "I'm going to eat you!"
"Don't get excited! Don't get excited, boss!" The red envelope immediately stopped him and said, "It's pretty, really, it's actually pretty. This is what's popular, and it's popular among foreign cats now."
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A few hours later, the red envelope stayed in the air box for pets and was checked directly onto the plane. After entering the cargo hold of the plane, he finally breathed a sigh of relief: "I finally left the devil Zhao Yao, and finally the fool of Lightning. Fortunately, I secretly changed my destination. Hmph, when I get to Xiangjiang, it's up to me. The ability to make hundreds of millions is not just casual..."
At this moment, a voice appeared in the ear of the red envelope: "Red envelope, the red envelope is me, do you see it?"
The red envelope frowned, looked to the side outside the air box, and immediately saw the rabbit hozen lightning also staying in the air box.
Lightning happily said: "You are too careless, the place is wrong, it is obviously Ushi, how did you get to Xiangjiang? Fortunately, I changed it for you, otherwise we will be separated."
Red envelope:"?"
Lightning went on to say: "You still have a long way to gowww.wuxiaspot.com you can still find such a way. When we get there, we can take you to the grassland, the Gobi, and the snow-capped mountains. You have seen the scenery of my hometown..."
At this moment, another white cat in the air box said, "Are you going back to your hometown?"
Lightning said: "Yes, yes, are you like that too?"
The white cat replied, "I'm not, I'm traveling."
"Is there any fun over there?" Another cat said: "I followed the **** shoveling, any of you are familiar with the introduction.
Just a moment. "
Driven by lightning, the entire warehouse suddenly became noisy, and the super cats started chatting.
Hong Bao frowned and listened to Lightning's nagging along the way, closed his eyes, and secretly said in his heart: "A bunch of bastards, I will get rid of you when I get off the plane."
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In Zhao Yao's house, briquettes were lying on the ground, and he glanced up slightly, and then he saw that in the endless darkness, a peerless demon king was looking at her with blood radiating from his eyes.
"Zhao Yao! I really don't blame me! They attacked me! They even bribed me with catnip! But am I that kind of cat? I refused on the spot, and they madly stuffed my mouth with catnip, I tried desperately to think. To spit it out, they blocked my mouth with their paws, stuffed my stomach with catnip, and stunned me directly to the living piston! I really did my best!"