Vol 2 Chapter 823: Y Academy
(Maopu Chinese) After watching the entire advertisement, Zhao Yao's eyes became brighter and brighter.
The sheriff who came out of his neckline was nervous for a while: "Damn it, shouldn't Zhao Yao want to send us to this broken school?"
"Wait." The sheriff read Zhao Yao's thoughts carefully, and his face became more and more strange.
"Super cat training school, what a great idea." Zhao Yao patted the table and said, "Who makes the best money now? Women, children and cats. Super cat education, this is a broad market."
The sheriff hesitated: "Will someone really send Super Cat to school for training?"
"Of course. The number of super cats gathered in the entire river and sea has exceeded 100,000, of which at least 20,000 are domestic cats. Most of these apostles who have super cats and master super powers have mastered the use of super power to make money. There are even state subsidies, all of which will not be too poor.”
Zhao Yao said in a familiar tone: "Although the super cat has intelligence, it lacks social experience and possesses supernatural power. If it is not properly trained, most of them will become little bullies, not the original owner at all. tamed at will."
"So I decided to open a super cat academy, which is specially responsible for helping other people train super cats, so that they can adapt to this society, understand reason, be polite, and use their super powers on the right path."
The sheriff nodded thoughtfully: "It's like the school of the X-Men."
"Of course it's different!" Zhao Yao said, "We charge for it, and it's very expensive."
The more Zhao Yao thinks about it, the more he feels that he has a head start, especially with his name as a headless horseman, he will definitely attract many people to send the disobedient super cat over for training.
"Poor can't be poor in education. Which super cat owner doesn't want their super cat to be obedient and well-behaved, and will use super powers to make money? Super cat school, there must be something going on."
"I have decided that the school will be built on the fifth floor of Maole City, and its name will be called Jianghai Talented Cat School, or Y Academy for short." Zhao Yao secretly said in his heart: 'In this way, Maole City, apart from gambling, massage, drinks and drinks, also has various In addition to super power entertainment, there is another big income. If 10,000 cats come to school, and a cat receives 10,000 yuan, that's 100 million yuan. How much experience can I have at the end of the month? ’
The sheriff silently mourned for the super cats who had not yet entered school: "If you want to blame, you can blame your own lives..."
So soon, the news that the Headless Horseman opened a Y Academy spread throughout the river and sea. Countless people were curious about what this academy would be like, whether it would be like what the Headless Horseman said, to educate the super cat. so useful.
Of course, if there are humans who are curious and supportive, there are super cats who resist.
On the opening day, some super cats came to Maole City to protest the abuse of super cats by pooping at the door.
However, the five super cats who committed the crime were arrested one by one by Zhao Yao following the smell on the same day, and then became the first batch of students of Y Academy.
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Zhao Yao rubbed his chin and looked at the situation of Y Academy, feeling a little distressed in his heart: "What are you doing? No one came to sign up. Could it be that there are fewer advertisements? Or did you click the number and write it incorrectly?"
He looked at Matcha beside him and said, "Matcha, go check if the phone number is written correctly."
Matcha checked one side and said, "That's right."
"How could this be?" Zhao Yao couldn't figure it out, but at this moment, his ears moved slightly, and he felt the sound of wind ringing from the back of his head.
However, Zhao Yao didn't move, just held his muscles, and then sneered.
After a while, a scream came from behind him.
Then he saw Heipi clutching his right hand, feeling as if his right hand was about to be broken.
He looked at Zhao Yao's kidney in shock: "Teacher, your health is so good."
"Haha." Zhao Yao wrote lightly, "Have you heard of Tie Shen?"
Seeing the appearance of Heipi trembling with pain, Zhao Yao asked, "Didn't you help Lao He and the others find the dead king's remnants? Why did you come back? Is there something wrong?"
Heipi said: "I can't find any trace of the dead king at all, and I don't know where he went. This time, I came here because I heard that you have set up a Y academy, and a friend of mine wants to sign up. Let me ask you if you have any discounts. , and visit the next school by the way."
"Want to sign up to study?" Zhao Yao immediately laughed: "We all have the same preferential price here, and there are three grades: upper, middle and lower. I personally recommend this mid-range filial piety package, which is only 80,000 yuan. Eight thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight, in one month, I promise to make your super cat kiss you as much as he does his father."
"It's so expensive?" Hei Pi sighed, "Is there anything cheaper?"
"It's cheaper?" The enthusiasm on Zhao Yao's face immediately decreased by 99%, and he said casually: "There is also a happy cat package, 10,000 yuan is enough, it will teach cats how to adapt to modern society and become a cat. Catch people, don't bite people, don't use superpowers indiscriminately, and be considerate of the civilized cat of the **** shoveling officer."
Heipi asked, "Can you visit the school then?"
Zhao Yao yawned boredly: "Matcha, you can take the black skin to visit, I'm going to take a nap." As he spoke, he squinted his eyes and fell asleep on the table. Slight tremor and snoring sound.
Matcha took the black skin to the fifth floor of Maolecheng, and said with joy: "Hehe! This list is mine!"
Walking into the school on the fifth floor, Matcha walked around with black leather and introduced on her mobile phone: "Our Y Academy is a formal super cat school. The teachers here have undergone strict training and have strong teachers. Adopting an international teaching model…”
Hei Pi interrupted: "I heard that you have no students here?"
"How is that possible!" Matcha jumped up as if her tail had been stepped on, and pressed the phone and said, "We already have a lot of super cats enrolled here. If you don't believe me, I'll show you."
As he spoke, he went deep into Y Academy with his black skin.
The first thing I saw was rice cakes, meat buns, airplanes, sausages, cheese, pickles and other cats sitting quietly on the playground, and Elizabeth was sitting in front of them with a cat stick in their mouths.
Matcha introduced: "This is the students in the physical education class. Our school is disconnected from the Internetwww.wuxiaspot.com Even if the super cat who came in used to like to play games and play the computer, he will not play games after going out. , would prefer to exercise with people.”
Heipi nodded, and saw Elizabeth say to the super cat below: "Classmates, let's play cat stick together today."
Rice Cake: "It's so good! I like to play with the cat stick!"
Airplane: "Teacher! Let's have fun with the cat stick!"
Cheese: "It's really fun to play cat stick with my sister today!"
As Elizabeth threw up the cat-teasing stick, several super cats flapped their paws feebly.
Hei Pi frowned and said, "Don't they look very happy?"
"How is that possible?" Matcha yelled, "How could they be unhappy!"
He saw the rice cakes waiting for the cats in the distance to speed up immediately, and one by one, they rushed towards the cat-fighting sticks.
Meow! Suddenly, a scream came.
Heipi tilted his head: "Why do I seem to hear screams." He looked at the room in the distance and the sign above: "What is that psychological counseling room for?"
Matcha quickly rushed over and closed the door, saying, "That's a conversation between the students and the psychology teacher. Our Y Academy is specially equipped with an experienced psychology teacher from Maosheng. Students can talk to the teacher about their troubles and reduce stress."
In the psychological counseling room, Uncle Dan was wearing a white coat and pointed at the super cat on the bed: "Do you still dare to **** in Mao Lecheng?"
With a flash of electric light and convulsions, the super cat on the bed immediately shouted: "No more! No more! I won't **** anymore!"
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The cats at home have no money to buy cat food, so help them and vote for a monthly pass.
Maopu Chinese