Vol 2 Chapter 846: Sales and Killers
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The fifth floor of Mao Le City.
Two stylishly dressed girls are sitting on chairs chatting.
One of the short-haired girls said, "You also come to this school to sign up for the cats at home?"
"No, I'm here to pick up our cat from school." Xiao Shiyu said, "Are you here to register the cat?"
The short-haired girl nodded and said, "I've been working overtime every day recently, and I don't have time to accompany him. He is the only cat at home, and he knows how to play crazy every day. He plays games every day until two or three o'clock, and he doesn't listen to him.
I just thought about enrolling him in a class to study, instead of staying at home all day playing games. "
"Hey, let me tell you, you can't let the cat stay at home and play like this every day." Xiao Shiyu shook his head and said, "The cat has been staying at home like this and playing games every day, it's going to be stupid. How many cats do you have? How old are you?"
"Uh...eight months."
"It's only eight months? Let me tell you, eight months is the most skinny, and you have a rebellious mentality. If you don't educate him properly at this time, you will be fixed for the rest of your life, and then you will stay at home every day. Asking you for money, you have become an old man."
Xiao Shiyu persuaded bitterly: "Our English shorts upstairs is right. I have been petted since I was a child. I don't even read books. They all lost."
"Ah?" The short-haired girl asked, "But is this school useful?"
"Of course it is useful. Let me tell you..." Xiao Shiyu said: "Our orange cat has been reading here for a month, and now he has to lick his **** every time he goes to the toilet, and he has to lick his **** when he comes home from outside. Claws, don't be too fond of cleanliness, it's all taught by the teacher here."
"Oh? So nice." The short-haired girl said, "What class do you report to your cat?"
Xiao Shiyu said: "Now I have enrolled him in foreign language classes, football classes, and three classes in super power classes. He starts classes at 8 o'clock every day and ends at 6 o'clock in the evening.
I sent him here before going to work, and I came to pick him up after get off work. Don't be too convenient. Every day, you don't have to worry about one of his cats having an accident at home. It's very fun to come here to play with other kittens. "
Xiao Shiyu said happily: "The foreign teacher of their foreign language class told me last time that he is very talented in foreign languages, but he just doesn't work hard enough. Oh my cat is lazy, if he works hard, he will be the top three in this class. no problem."
The short-haired girl said in surprise: "Is there still an exam here?"
"Of course the school has to take exams." Xiao Shiyu said: "I heard from the teachers here that they co-founded it with the government. His grades are all going to the government's archives. State-owned enterprises and central enterprises recognize this grade. It will be very helpful to find a job in the future.”
"Looking for a job?" said the short-haired girl, "I don't want our cat to find a job, just a little cat, I just want him to grow up happily."
"Hey, let me tell you, you can't think like this." Xiao Shiyu persuaded: "Do you know that the number of super cats in Jianghai has exceeded 100,000? In the future, there will only be more and more competition in society. It's getting more and more intense, like thousands of horses crossing a single-plank bridge, you can't let your cat lose at the starting line.
I'm happy now, but if I can't find my wife in the future, he will hate you to death. "
Seeing that the short-haired girl was shaking, Xiao Shiyu stepped up and said, "If you want to sign up, hurry up and apply. I'll tell you, his class here is very popular. If you sign up late, you won't be able to get a place."
Matcha hid behind the far corner of the wall, and secretly stretched out her cat's head to see how Xiao Shiyu was talking with the short-haired girl. He secretly said, "It seems like a good conversation." He turned his head and looked at the Mao Gang leader who was following behind him. Because the dimensional stomach bag was used to seal x, the cats and people inside, such as the Mao Gang gang masters, were all released to work in Mao Lecheng.
Although the head of the Mao Gang had kidnapped the lightning red envelopes and auctioned the super cat in the past, but after receiving Zhao Yao's education in the dimensional stomach, he has already changed his mind and fought for Zhao Yao's career.
At this moment, Matcha looked at the other party's stupid appearance, and immediately shouted on the mobile phone: "What are you doing here? Go and receive customers."
Matcha turned her head to look and saw that two cats came in from outside the door, and immediately greeted them with a look of surprise: "The two of you are a bit unfamiliar, do you want to sign up for our y academy?"
The two cats who came in were Mao Mao, the main gang leader of the grass gang, and the deputy of Hua Mao.
It's just that the two cats at the moment are all dyed with white hair, so that Matcha has not recognized the identity of the two cats.
After seeing the matcha coming, the two cats looked at each other, and Mao Mao said, "I heard that you have graduated here, can you issue the Headless Horseman's disciple certificate?"
"That is." Matcha said, "Our school was run by the Headless Horseman himself. It is Berkeley in the cat world, China's Ivy League, and Maosheng's gas station..."
"Okay, okay, don't blow it." Mao Mao said: "Dozens of brothers under my command want to come here to get gold plating, can you just sign up here, not study, and finally get a certificate and you're done?"
‘Big business, big business! ' Matcha excitedly said: "Okay, of course, I don't know how many brothers will come to study."
Mao Mao said, "There are too many people here. Is there a small room where we can sit down and talk?"
Matcha quickly kept nodding, found a small conference room and got in with Mao Mao and Hua Mao's deputy.
Looking at the two big fat sheep in front of him, Matcha said with a smile: "I don't know what class the two big brothers want to sign up for? We choose different subjects to sign up for here, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com can also choose some packages Matching, I personally recommend the second one, especially our latest Jagged Real Meow as a self-improvement package, 24-hour disconnection, militarized management, ensuring that the fat house comes in and the tiger goes out..."
Mao Mao's paws stretched out slowly, seemingly casually slapping the table: "How much is it?"
Matcha said: "You came at the right time, today is our y college's one-month promotion day, 8.20% off the whole site, and 500 off when you spend over 10,000. The top ten students who sign up will also be given a gift with a headless gift. A photo of a knight..."
Seeing that the matcha was being talked about endlessly, Mao Mao said to the deputy of the cat on the side: "Do it."
Hua Mao's deputy glanced at Mao Mao hesitantly, and said, "Help Master, are you really doing it?"
Mao Mao said disdainfully: "Nonsense. And don't call me a helper, I am now a professional killer Leopard, a killing cat who can do anything for money."
Hua Mao said helplessly: "But if we really do it, then it will be a cat-killer. There is no turning back. If you are still wanted, it will be difficult to find someone in the future."
Mao Mao said: "Look at your trashy appearance. We are cold-blooded and ruthless killers. Killers don't need female cats. Do you still have any professional ethics?"
The matcha on the other side said: "... After all the discounts are counted, the price of each student's package is 58,888. My brother and I are familiar at first glance, so we treat it as a friend. With the fraction removed, fifty-eight thousand cats."
Mao Mao and Hua Mao's deputy who were talking privately stopped and looked at Matcha together.
Mao Mao tilted his head and said, "How much did you say?"
Matcha said: "The preferential price, 58,000, you can enjoy the supreme experience of the original price of 198,000." (Am I a god)