Chapter 42:
Shen An installs stupidly: "Eating and broadcasting? What is that?"
Zhou Suiyu didn't really understand these things, but he still tried his best to explain it to the Little Mermaid in simple and easy-to-understand words: "Probably you are eating to show the people of the whole country."
Shen Anan thought for a while and said, "But I don't want to eat for the people of the whole country, so I just want to eat for you."
Zhou Suiyu, who was suddenly teased: "…"
Shen Anan looked at him with a smile: "unless it's a show to eat little brother, then I can think about it."
Zhou Suiyu: "…"
Don't think about this, because no matter what you plan to eat, you will end up being mosaic.
The oarfish and the killer whale didn't know each other, but somehow they became good friends.
Before the oarfish alone, he had already been invincible all over the ocean. Now coupled with a killer whale who looks more harmless than him but fights more fiercely than him and has a hotter temper than him, other creatures on the sea floor feel more and more dark.
In the end, these undersea creatures who were bullied by oarfish and killer whales had no choice but to come directly to complain to the old turtle, hoping that the old turtle would do justice to them.
Don't look at the old turtle's usual Buddhist life, and he doesn't care about world affairs at all.
But because he is the oldest and has the highest rank, ordinary sea creatures are respectful when they see the old turtle.
If it wasn't for the oarfish and killer whales, they wouldn't want to bother their ancestors.
The old turtle was surrounded by this group of fish and cried for an afternoon. He cried so much that his head was about to explode. Moreover, as a health turtle, he usually had to sleep for health care. A belly of fire.
So when the oarfish came back from the wild, the old turtle immediately shouted: "Stinky boy, you are finally back, do you know that I have been waiting for you for a day?"
The oarfish asked puzzled: "...Why are you waiting for me?"
Old Turtle: "I ask you, have you fought again recently?"
The oarfish looked at the old turtle with a magnanimous face: "Look at what you said, what do you mean I've been fighting again recently, when will I not fight?"
The old sea turtle was so angry that smoke rose from his head: "...You are quite proud to hear your tone?"
The oarfish scratched the red hair on the top of his head: "That's not true, I am, tell the truth."
The old turtle jumped up directly and slapped the oarfish on the knee: "You still have the face to say, you have the face to say, you're mad at me, you're mad at me..."
Shen Anan came back from picking up the trash outside, and what he saw was the picture of the old sea turtle jumping up and hitting the knee of the oarfish. This is exactly the sense of sight of an elderly and frail grandfather teaching his disobedient grandson. Tail sat on the stone bed and quietly admired it.
At this time, it would be better if there were a little bit of melon seeds, but it's a pity...
The old sea turtle scolded as he beat: "You stinky boy, if you don't do serious things every day, you know to make me angry... I let you fight, let you fight, it's not enough to fight by yourself, you still go with the killer whale. Hit... are you trying to **** me off?"
The oarfish was originally a bony fish, and the bones all over his body were hard. The old turtle hit him with such force, it was almost like scratching.
But he was afraid of making the old turtle angry, so he pretended to cry out in pain, and apologized: "I was wrong... Grandpa Turtle, don't be angry, I won't fight next time... oh oh yo ...No, what do we have to do as fish? I'm not a salmon, and I have to go upstream to lay eggs every year. Isn't the serious thing in my life just to follow the current and then fight to loosen my muscles?"
Tired of fighting, the old turtle couldn't help panting and said, "You are an adult now, so you never thought about dating and prospering? Look at Xiao An, they were still young, so they already had goals. now, how about you?"
The oarfish: "Why don't you have it?"
Old Turtle: "I..."
Shen Anan spoke on behalf of the old turtle: "He has a little dolphin! People used to be in a difficult situation. Except for the little dolphin, no other fish could get into his eyes, let alone his heart."
When the old turtle heard Shen Anan speak for him, he immediately became more confident: "That's right. I talked about it anyway, have you talked about it?"
The oarfish stalked his neck: "I don't fall in love, I don't like girls..."
Shen An'an: "Do you think about that boy?"
The oarfish: "...???"
Old Turtle: "Yes, boys can also... No, I'm afraid boys still can't, and there is no way to thrive!"
Shen An'an: "You don't understand this. In this day and age, age is not an obstacle, and gender is not an obstacle. As long as you truly love each other, man and fish are no problem. What is two boys together!"
The old turtle thought about it seriously, looked at the oarfish with a little hesitation, and said, "...Then, if there really is a suitable boy, why don't you also think about it? But let me state it carefully, that killer whale can't! The two of you are together, the lethality is too great, I don't want a fish to come to me and complain every day."
The oarfish: "...???"
Grandpa Turtle, you really think too much, who wants to try it with a boy!
The old turtle is really having a headache lately.
On the one hand, he was worried about the oarfish, and on the other hand, he was also worried about Shen Anan.
The matter of the oarfish is relatively easy to solve. After all, as a parent, the mentality is similar. I would rather have my own child beating other people's children mischievously outside, and then go to apologize to others, rather than being beaten outside, and others come to me to apologize.
Moreover, it is not a day or two that the oarfish have been fighting. Now it is just an extra helper to fight together. The old turtle has a headache and a headache, and he is angry, but he is not very worried that the oarfish will be hurt.
But the Little Mermaid is different.
The Little Mermaid has been by his side since he was a child, and he really grew up being a father and a mother, pampering and pampering her with **** and urine. Now that she has finally reached a slim age, she has to leave home and leave him to live alone.
The outside is no better than the sea. In the sea, he and the oarfish will protect her when anything happens. Outside, there was only one scientist named Zhou.
Don't look at the scientist's good words now, who knows what will happen in the future?
So the old turtle couldn't help but get a little anxious when he thought about it recently.
An old friend gave the old turtle an idea: "Teach her a little more now, so that she doesn't understand anything after going out, and she is deceived again."
The old turtle thought it made sense, so he found a bunch of experienced fish, shrimp, and crabs, and came to teach the Little Mermaid on-site. Considering that many topics of the same **** can be more open to chat, the old turtle found some lesbians, and in order to make room for this group of female compatriots to play, he and the oarfish deliberately hid.
The emperor fish has been detained in the cave by the old turtle for a long time, and has long been looking forward to being able to come out and let the wind out, so as soon as he got out of the cave, he disappeared. The old turtle chased and couldn't catch up, so he just turned a blind eye and let him go.
It was boring to hang out in the sea anyway, so the old turtle simply went for a walk on the beach and basked in the sun.
There are no tourists on this island on weekdays, so it is very safe.
The old turtle was not worried about being bumped into by others.
It was just a coincidence that he was just walking on the beach, when he saw the scientist Xiao Zhou walking over from the other side of the beach.
There is no signal anywhere on the island, and the only one with a better signal that can barely receive a call is the corner that protrudes from the island. Zhou Suiyu just called back from that corner.
Today, there was a supply ship to deliver supplies to Zhou Suiyu, and the accompanying staff also left Zhou Suiyu a word, asking him to make a call to Zheng Institute.
Zhou Suiyu thought something was wrong, so he hurried out and called Zheng Suo.
As a result, I heard from the other end of the phone that Zheng's office said that another scientific research ship in the institute had been excavating red coral in this sea area for the past few days, but was attacked by some oarfish orcas. Zheng was worried that Zhou Suiyu was also in danger, so he deliberately Call and ask.
Zhou Suiyu felt very strange.
Because under normal circumstances, sea creatures rarely actively attack humans.
But that's not good either.
After all, didn't a shark drag him into the sea last time?
It was not long ago that The Little Mermaid told him about killer whales and oarfish, and Zheng Suo mentioned that killer whales and oarfish. Zhou Suiyu couldn't help but think for a while, wouldn't the two mentioned by Zheng be the two mentioned by The Little Mermaid?
When he hung up the phone and came out, he saw the old turtle walking slowly by the beach.
Zhou Suiyu always felt familiar when he saw this old turtle.
Like where have you seen it.
But I can't remember it for a while.
Speaking of which, the only old turtle he had ever seen was the one the Little Mermaid rode on when he went to the island to steal vegetables last time. However, there are thousands of turtles in the sea, and it may not be so coincidental.
So Zhou Suiyu didn't stop, but prepared to walk around the old turtle.
The old sea turtle had tested Zhou Suiyu once before turning into a human form, but now that he is in his original form, he inexplicably wanted to test Zhou Suiyu again. After all, don't people say it often? If a person can keep a kind heart to small animals, this person must be a gentle person.
Although this statement is not necessarily true, but it is not a disadvantage to try.
Thinking of this, the old turtle immediately rolled with the trend, and rolled himself into a posture with all four feet in the sky.
Zhou Suiyu: "…"
I always feel that this routine of touching porcelain is a bit familiar, but I can't remember where I saw it. Where did it come from?
The old sea turtle had been motionless with all fours facing the sky, and Zhou Suiyu had no choice but to walk over and laboriously moved the old sea turtle over.
As a result, just after it was moved, the old turtle rolled again, and rolled back into a posture with all four feet in the sky.
Zhou Suiyu: "...???"
Zhou Suiyu moved the old turtle several times in succession, and the old turtle finally let him go with satisfaction.
After Zhou Suiyu left, the old turtle also happily returned to the bottom of the sea, ready to secretly see how Shen Anan was doing.
As soon as I arrived at the entrance of the cave, I heard Shen An'an say: "...Okay, if there is anything you don't understand, just ask me, don't be embarrassed, as long as I know, I will definitely know everything and say everything."
Old Turtle: "...???"
Did he invite a bunch of teachers or a bunch of students?