Chapter 166: Do you like cats?
Chapter 166 Do you like cats?
took a deep breath in intoxication, and the charming woman opened her eyes after a long time, looking at Zhao Yinshun up and down with moist peach blossom eyes, as if it was the first time she knew him.
"How did you master the power of the source of cooking? This level of [cooking skills] is probably close to myth..."
"Uh, the disciple got tired of eating dry food during his travels, so he roasted a few wild game to satisfy his cravings, and then he learned how to roast it."
“…”
After a moment of silence, Duanmu Sui slowly put down the wine glass, holding Zhao Yinshun's face with both hands and kneading it from side to side.
"What does it mean to learn by roasting it? Think about it, are you speaking human words?"
"Uh...but I really learned it by roasting it."
Looking at the clear eyes of the disciple, Duanmu Sui fell silent again.
Reason told her that this kind of thing could never happen, but the induction between the soul told her that the little guy in front of her was not lying.
Maybe the details are concealed, but in general it is exactly as he said...you will learn by roasting and roasting!
The way of cooking...is it so simple?
Even a little idiot like Shun'er can easily learn it, so wouldn't it be okay for me to go to me?
BBQ?
Gently let go of Zhao Yinshun's face, and Duanmu Sui rested his chin with one hand, as if realizing something.
Although I don't know what Shizun is thinking about, Zhao Yinshun and Su Ling looked at each other by coincidence, and there was an ominous premonition in their hearts.
"Master, try your disciple's craftsmanship while it's hot, otherwise the dishes will be cold."
Zhao Yinshun hurriedly served her food and persuaded her to drink, and abruptly drew her attention back.
Looking at the various dishes piled up in the bowl, Duanmu Sui froze for a moment, then pursed his lips and chuckled, a soft light flashed in his eyes.
It seems that since she can remember, this is the first time someone has served her food like this.
Getting used to awe, fear, hatred, greed, obsession, lust, admiration, etc., she felt the warmth of simplicity for the first time.
There is no complicated idea, just want her to eat more.
"Shun'er will definitely be a good husband in the future. Whoever can marry you will be lucky."
Raising his hand was another slap to the head. The soft and boneless little hand seemed to have magic power, which made Zhao Yinshun indulge in it, and really felt the pleasure of being slapped.
But soon the young man reacted, avoiding the touch without a trace, and expressing his dissatisfaction euphemistically.
"Master, I am no longer a child."
"Hahahaha, indeed, Shun'er is no longer a child, and will be able to marry a wife in two years."
Duanmu Sui winked, her charming peach blossom eyes smiling like crescent moons.
Then, before the teenager had a seizure, Duanmu Sui took a bite of the dish and put it in his mouth, and involuntarily let out a satisfied moan.
“Woo”
Holding his cheek with one hand, Duanmu Sui chewed it carefully, enjoying the boundless deliciousness that exploded on the tip of the tongue.
The power of [Feast of the Gods] goes straight to the source, perfectly stimulates all the spirituality of the ingredients, and releases the supernatural energy that nourishes the soul by eating.
Even though it was a mythical creature that was out of the material cycle, Duanmu Sui couldn't help but indulge in it, and made a sweet and sweet nasal sound.
The sultry nasal sound was like an electric current swept through the whole body, and all the creatures in the room were shaking, and the numb and sour pleasure made the whole body feel weak.
"It's incredible. I thought that the concept of [food] was no longer necessary for me, but I didn't expect it to still nourish my growth..."
Swallowing the mellow and delicious pieces of meat, Duanmu Sui carefully sensed the "food" being digested and decomposed in her body, turning it into a long warm trickle running through her body.
"The top chefs in the legend can feed on gods, refining and devouring their flesh and blood..."
Speaking of this, Duanmu Sui looked at Zhao Yinshun with emotion.
"Shun'er, you already have a bit of [gluttonous] fierceness in this craft."
"gluttonous?!"
"Well, the ninth-order rank of the kitchen-[glutton]."
's eyes moved suddenly, Zhao Yinshun was about to ask questions, but found Duanmu Sui shaking his head with a smile, and he suddenly understood.
More in-depth information, in his present person to explore harmful or not!
Seeing that the disciple understood his painstaking efforts, Duanmu Sui nodded slightly, and took a sip from the jade cup.
The mellow and sweet fruity fragrance exploded on the tip of the tongue in an instant, and then penetrated into the nasal cavity like a substance, all the way up to the Tianling Gai, penetrating and evaporating into the more mysterious depths of the soul.
"Woo"
Another squeak that made the scalp numb, Zhao Yinshun shivered all over and clenched his fists hard.
Hard!
Hard!
Fist is hard!
Shizun is good in everything, but this casual charm is really unbearable...
Not only him, but the few creatures in the dojo all had their eyes blurred, staring at Duanmu Sui with soul and color.
Ignoring gender and even species, this supernatural charm is beyond Zhao Yinshun's understanding.
No wonder the vast [Dojo] is deserted, with no outsiders!
Who can withstand this?
"How many times have I told you, don't yell!"
The little cat who came back to his senses frowned instantly, rushed up and covered Duanmu Sui's red lips with his little hands, and whispered softly.
"Junior brother is still here! Master, please restrain yourself!"
"But my family still has to stretch while eating, so tired."
"Junior brother is just at the age of qi and blood, you think about him, he will not find a wife in the future!"
"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
pursed his mouth, Duanmu Sui suddenly slammed his palm, thinking of a good idea.
"By the way, it really doesn't work, then why don't you marry him?"
"Meow! I don't want it!"
Su Lingyi was so annoyed that she screamed with anger, two blushing patches floated on her white and tender cheeks, and her two little hands subconsciously slapped Duanmu Sui, causing ripples and fluctuations on the two Xiongfeng peaks.
"You two are so good-looking, the kittens and cats you give birth must also be very cute. Give birth to more babies. When the time comes, Master, I will help you take care of the children."
"Don't! Don't! Don't listen, don't listen, **** chanting, meow meow meow!"
Zhao Yinshun: "..."
I heard it all! asshole!
Watching the two women conspiracy loudly in front of him, Zhao Yinshun was angry.
Do you want to bring children?
You obviously want to keep pets!
And why is it a kitten, does the child species follow the mother?
What about reproductive isolation?
Covered and rolled his eyes, Zhao Yinshun picked up a chopstick and stuffed it into Duanmu Sui's mouth, interrupting the argument between the two women.
"Master, don't speak."
Looking at the boy's expressionless handsome face, the two women separated silently, one smirked to eat, the other buried his face in a bowl, his ears were so red that blood was about to drip.
Elegantly finished eating the dishes in the bowl, Duan Musui wiped the corner of his mouth, and looked at Zhao Yinshun leisurely, his eyes flashing with excitement.
"Shuner, do you like cats?"
Kacha
A pair of jade chopsticks was pinched in two by Su Lingyi, and her eyes were red as she stared at Duanmu Sui.
"good."
Silently put vegetables in Duanmu Sui's bowl, Zhao Yinshun tried to interrupt her words.
"The cat is very cute, the body is light and soft, and it will meow when excited... woo woo..."
Just as Duanmu Sui's eyes lit up, the boy picked up another chopstick and stuffed it into her mouth.
"Master, don't speak."
Bahhahahaha swallowed the food in his mouth, Duanmu Sui still did not give up, his eyes swept across the table, and he asked carefully.
"If you don't like cats, how about pigs? They're fat and tender, and they feel good to the touch!"
"Ugh?!"
Little Fragrant Pig Chrysanthemum, who was burying his head in cooking, suddenly raised his head and looked around in horror.
Zhao Yinshun: "..."
Are you serious?
Do you want to ask me if I like horses? !
Staring at Duanmu Sui's eyes, the boy's gaze became more and more sharp, and staring at her involuntarily weakened.
"Master, drink."
Did not give her a chance to speak at all, Zhao Yinshun poured cup after cup of wine, and quickly flushed Duanmu Sui's cheeks.
Confirmed that she would not say any more shocking mad words, and the young man stopped his work and looked at the senior sister who lowered her head to cook rice.
"Senior sister, stop pulling the air and have some food."
Filled her bowl with dishes. I don't know which nerve touched her. The angry kitten suddenly burst into flames, and when it landed on Zhao Yinshun, it was an invincible cat and cat fist.
"No respect! I'll kill you! Meow! Meow! Meow!"
Grabbing and biting again, there were a few small tooth marks on the back of his hand, Zhao Yinshun looked at Su Lingyi who was holding his hand and gnawed, frowning in confusion.
It is obviously the master who caused the trouble, why don't you gnaw on her, why do you gnaw on me?
Let Su Lingyi hold her hand to vent, Zhao Yinshun took a sip from the wine glass in the other hand, and looked at the blurred master.
Mythical creatures do view the world differently from mortals, but you should pay attention to the difference between humans and animals, right?
glanced at the little fragrant pig who was twisting his buttocks and chomping on cooking, Zhao Yinshun shook his head helplessly and sighed.
People can’t, at least shouldn’t…
As I was thinking, there was a sudden burst of warm moisture in my ears.
"Hiccup Shun'er, do you like dogs?"
“…”
turned his head and looked at the distance, his eyes were blurry, and the sweet breath mixed with the aroma of fruit wine sprayed on his face, Zhao Yinshun silently picked up a piece of fat and stuffed it into her mouth.
吔 Shi La Lei!
………………
In the cold palace corridor, Zhao Yinshun walked into the bedroom silently, holding a slender and plump body.
Gently placed the master on the big bed, pulled out a drunk little white cat from her chest, and gently placed it beside the pillow.
The boy covered the two of them with a quilt, looked at them helplessly, and sighed and exited the palace.
When he was far away, the two who had been drunk into a pool of mud suddenly opened their eyes and looked at each other by accident.
"Let me just say, Shun'er's spirit is different and can definitely resist erosion."
Duanmu Sui proudly lifted the quilt, the clothes all over his body slipped gently, revealing a flawless and attractive carcass.
Looking at Master's coquettish and holy snow-white body, Su Lingyi shook her head and shook her head vigorously.
"Master, your divinity is getting stronger and stronger, and your charm has begun to distort reality. Except for those great monks, few men in the world can resist your temptation."
"That's why I wanted to find a sister..."
Duanmu Sui pursed her pink lips and smiled.
"However, Shun'er is not bad. Although he also has a short-lived impulse, he can quickly withdraw."
Hearing this, Su Lingyi was silent, and she also found that Zhao Yinshun's spirit was abnormally strong, and sometimes she wondered whether her cheap junior brother would be the same as the master, a reincarnation of some kind of divinity .
"Uuuuu... Now that's good, Shun'er is calmer than you and Xiaomin, so I don't have to be nervous at home at all times."
Duanmu Hoi stretched her waist beautifully, her delicate body drew an amazing arc, and slowly fell on the big bed.
【Dojo】is the only place where she can freely show off her power and relax herself.
If she has to be vigilant even at home, she will be driven crazy sooner or later!
"At least change your habit of streaking! Junior Brother is a man after all!"
"You know, I'll get dressed, sleep, sleep."
took the kitten into his arms, Duanmu Sui sniffed the familiar smell, and slowly closed his eyes.
"Since Xiaomin left the apprenticeship and returned to the imperial capital, we couldn't even get together the number of people for the [Three-Line] Secret Ceremony. After Shun'er came, we could finally complete the ceremony."
Hearing Master's murmur, which seemed to be sleepy but not sleepy, Su Lingyi frowned.
"It's still too little for the apprentice, Master, you have to stand up!"
"I know, I know, sleep"
“…”
In the side hall not far from them, Zhao Yinshun looked at the little fragrant pig jumping on the bed, grinding his back molars.
"YuYu"
A huge horse's head came in through the crack of the door and looked at him pitifully.
"You are sleeping in the guest room, you are not allowed to come in."
"Huhu"
snorted in grievance, Ao Baibai reluctantly backed out, Zhao Yinshun sighed, and rubbed his eyebrows tiredly.
Today, the words of the tiger and wolf from the master really gave him a headache...
He didn't understand, but he was shocked!
Mythic Creature's XP Good Jill...
As he was thinking, a blushing cat-eared loli suddenly appeared in front of him, and Zhao Yinshun couldn't help but pause slightly.
Thinking of her plump curves out of proportion to her petite body, the boy nodded solemnly.
Senior sister's words...Actually, it's barely enough...
I heard that it will meow...
Agitated all over, Zhao Yinshun shook his head, throwing the weird images in his mind to the back.
no! no!
People can’t, at least shouldn’t…
Sitting cross-legged on the bed, the young man was calm and calm, suppressing complicated thoughts, and his spirit, energy and spirit gradually became harmonious and unified.
He let out a long and slow breath, Zhao Yinshun held Yuan to guard one, and slowly sank his consciousness into the mysterious dimension.
“kuongkuong”
The lively Zhu Xiangxiang twitched her nose, crawled gently into his arms, curled up into a ball, and gradually fell into a deep sleep.
The night was fleeting, and when the colorful sunlight of the next day shone into the room, Zhao Yinshun slowly opened his eyes.
Escaped divine light poured out from his pupils, and the dark and deep ripples made the whole room dim, and even the sunlight outside the window lost its temperature.
The short-lived vision disappeared in a flash, and the swollen spirit slowly shrank inwardly, and soon hid in the depths of the pupil.
Thank you [Aoyama Occasional God] for the reward.
I drew a map for a day today, and my head is about to explode. I’m going to sleep early, the dog’s life is importantヾ(ゞ)
(end of this chapter)