Chapter 4: Yu Xiao is very pleased
"..."
There was deathly silence in the ward, and then Zhou Xiaozhen covered her mouth and began to cry like rain.
"Why are you crying?" Yu Xiao said to the outside, "Thank you, no need."
There was a moment of silence outside, and then said: "Is it really not necessary? I still have a lot of delicious food here, such as stewed tongue, boneless human claws, cold silk..."
As the name of each dish was announced, the faces of the three people in the ward turned green. Zhao Lan didn't care about the fear, and said loudly, "No, please go!"
"It's a pity, there are so many delicious foods." The voice outside sounded very regretful, "Hehe, the only thing that doesn't eat here is food"
"..."
The sound of pushing the cart sounded again outside, and the three of Yu Xiao looked at each other in blank dismay. Zhou Xiaozhen was timid. Seeing the solemn faces of the two sisters, she asked cautiously, "What do you mean by what you just said?"
Yu Xiao looked at her, raised his hand to caress her head, it was full of stubble, a little prickly. She looked at the girl lovingly, "Aren't you still in high school? This reading comprehension is not good."
Zhou Xiaozhen's mouth puckered and she wanted to cry again, Zhao Lan pushed Yu Xiao's hand away, "What are you doing? Don't scare Xiaozhen."
Or Miss Lan! Zhou Xiaozhen looked at Zhao Lan anxiously, and Zhao Lan said softly, "It means that people who don't eat will be eaten by ghosts."
"Woo..."
"Hush." Yu Xiao put his index finger in front of his lips, signaling the two to be quiet, "Here we go again."
The sound of Gulu Gulu pushing the cart was getting closer and closer. Looking at the tearful Zhou Xiaozhen, Zhao Lan suddenly felt a sense of responsibility as a big sister. She squeezed a person's hand with one hand, and comforted: "Don't be afraid, at least we now know how to distinguish between people and ghosts outside."
After finishing speaking, she leaned against the door to listen to the movement outside, and soon the sound of pushing the cart disappeared, and a pretty male voice said in a low voice, "Do you want to buy food?"
Zhou Xiaozhen showed joy, "The voice is so nice, it must be human?"
Zhao Lan signaled her to be quiet, and then said to the door, "What kind of food do you have here?"
The voice said: "There are steamed eggs, potato shreds, braised chicken, fried cabbage, seaweed egg soup..."
"It's all for people to eat!" Zhou Xiaozhen said in surprise, "We beg for food!"
Zhao Lan frowned slightly, but was soon relieved that there was nothing wrong with the food delivery staff this time.
"Okay." The people outside said: "What dishes do you need?"
"I'm really hungry, let's order some braised chicken." Zhou Xiaozhen asked for their opinions, "I want to eat meat."
Zhao Lan leaned against the door, with a smile on her pale face, "I don't have much appetite, so I want a steamed egg, what would Xiaoxiao want to eat?"
Yu Xiao gave a hiccup, she was really sleepy and her appetite was not very good, she just wanted something to eat. Just ask: "What flavor is your potato shreds?"
There was a moment of silence outside, and then said: "It's salty."
Originally, Yu Xiao wanted to eat hot and sour potato shreds, but she also liked the normal taste, so she said, "Then have some potato shreds."
After the three of them ordered their food, there was another clattering sound outside, like the sound of putting the lunch box into a plastic bag. Soon there was a light knock on the door, "Alright, let's open the door and get some food."
Zhao Lan took a step back, Zhou Xiaozhen unlocked the lock, and was about to open the door, when the door clicked, Yu Xiao pressed Zhou Xiaozhen's hand.
Zhou Xiaozhen: "?"
Yu Xiao turned to the outside and said, "You are Xiao Chen, right? You usually come to deliver meals with your mother, why are you alone today?"
"My mother is sick." It was still the low but pleasant voice, "I came by myself"
"..."
After a while of silence, Zhou Xiaozhen asked, "The name of that uncle Mediterranean who sells rice every day is Xiao Chen?"
Yu smiled fearfully, "I don't know."
"Oh, I've been discovered." The voice outside suddenly became louder, "Open the door!"
"Bang!" The door was smashed and there was a violent sound.
"Ah!" Zhou Xiaozhen trembled all over, and Yu Xiao quickly locked the door again.
"I almost let him in just now, I almost killed you..." Zhou Xiaozhen's face turned pale.
"Bang!" The pounding on the door continued.
Just when Yu Xiao was at a loss, Zhou Xiaozhen suddenly stood up straight, and slapped the door with a slap, making the door rattle.
Then, under the shocked gazes of Yu Xiao and Zhao Lan, he yelled: "Why are you arguing? You bastard! You try to smash the door again! I'm going to fight you! I haven't **** in five days. You can eat it if you have the guts." Old lady, old lady let you taste the taste of sandwich biscuits..."
Zhou Xiaozhen has been living in fear ever since she entered this **** game, and she finally vented it until now. She crackled the output, and finally felt happy. Listen to the movement outside after having a good time, it is extremely quiet outside the door, the thing that knocked on the door outside seems to have left.
"Huh, finally left." Zhou Xiaozhen wiped the cold sweat off her head, turned to look at Zhao Lan and Yu Xiao, "Sister Lan, I... Huh? Why are you looking at me like that?"
Zhao Lan: "..."
"Very good." Yu Xiao patted her shoulder approvingly, "Please keep this momentum."
Zhou Xiaozhen blushed and said shyly, "Actually, I'm not usually like this."
"We understand." Zhao Lan looked at her with a smile, then continued to put her ear on the door, and said to Yu with a smile: "It was really dangerous just now, but fortunately you were alert. What should we do now? Ghosts will also pretend to be normal." Delivery guy."
"I'll think about it." Yu Xiao frowned. What she's most worried about now is not that she can't distinguish the real food delivery person, but that she doesn't know how many times the outside food delivery person will come. In case they missed the real meal delivery person, they would have to starve. However, according to their speculation, patients who do not eat will become food for ghosts.
Before I had time to think about it, there was the sound of a cart being pushed outside the door again.
"Do you want to buy food?"
Yu Xiao decided to change her mind. She said, "Buy food, but we don't know what is the best food here. By the way, what is your favorite dish? Let me recommend it."
"Ah..." The outside seems to be thinking, and it seems to be reminiscing. "Of course it's charcoal grilling"
Yu Xiao closed his eyes, and said indifferently, "Get lost, next one!"
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"Do you want to buy food?"
"Buy rice." Yu smiled: "Can you recommend one of your favorite dishes."
"Fish with pickled cabbage."
Um? The three looked at each other. Zhou Xiaozhen whispered, "Could this be a human?"
"It's possible." Zhao Lan said, "Let's try again."
Zhou Xiaozhen cleared her throat and said pretentiously, "You are Xiao Chen, right? You usually come to deliver meals with your mother, but today you are alone?"
The people outside seem to have a bad temper, "My surname is not Chen, my mother has been dead for several years, and I have been delivering meals by myself all these years!"
The three of them were overjoyed when they heard this irritable speech. Zhao Lan asked, "Then what kind of food do you have?"
"Carrot soup, shredded potatoes, steamed eggs, fried shredded pork with celery..."
"The food is also normal." Zhao Lan thought about it carefully, but found nothing wrong. "I have the impression that the uncle who comes to deliver food every day is really not very good-tempered."
"Are you sure?" Zhou Xiaozhen put her hand on the doorknob, "Sure, then let's order."
Now they don't want to think about what to eat, some food is good, they don't choose. Just about to order, Yu Xiao suddenly said: "The food in the cafeteria tastes really good. By the way, besides salt, soy sauce, human brain, and monosodium glutamate, what else is in the seasoning of the most delicious dish in your cafeteria?"
"Huh?" The people outside seemed extremely confused, "Putting human brains is already delicious enough, do you need to put other things?"
"..."
Zhou Xiaozhen said tiredly, "Why don't we eat potato chips tonight."
The voice outside was extremely impatient, "Do you want to eat?"
"No, get out!"
Yu Xiao felt physically tired, and her heart was even more tired. She leaned against the door, with buzzing in her ears, and said weakly: "I can't do it anymore, I feel like my intermittent deafness is about to fall ill again."
"Ah? Then what should we do?" Zhou Xiaozhen looked at her worriedly.
Yu Xiao forced a smile and said, "Don't worry about me, I'll be fine after a night of sleep."
"No." Zhou Xiaozhen was about to cry, "You can't hear me, how can we tell if there are people or ghosts outside? Sister Lan and I are not smart, what would we do without you?"
The veins on Zhao Lan's forehead popped up, and he endured it for a while, but couldn't hold it back. He put his palm on Zhou Xiaozhen's head and stroked it, "This little head is really beautiful, and it speaks nicely."
"What?" Yu Xiao looked at the two blankly, "What are you talking about?"
"It's over, laughing and deaf." Zhou Xiaozhen suddenly felt that life was hopeless, and then she said to Zhao Lan as if she were dead: "Sister Lan, let me die first when the ghosts come in, and I will protect you after I become a ghost. "
Facing her serious request, Zhao Lan didn't know what expression to use. Fortunately, the sound of carts outside the door saved her.
Yu Xiao felt a little regretful, she shouldn't have used the nickname of deaf descendant, she didn't expect to be deaf at such a critical moment. The mouths of the two people in front of her opened and closed, and her world was silent.
"Do you want to buy food?"
It was a normal-sounding male voice.
Zhou Xiaozhen gave Yu Xiao a reassuring look, and then said: "The food in the cafeteria tastes really good. By the way, the best seasonings in your cafeteria include salt, soy sauce, human brain, and monosodium glutamate. What did you put?"
There was silence outside the door.
Zhao Lan exhaled lightly, wondering if it was a ghost again?
Then the people outside the door became angry, "Crazy! Your family cooks to put people's brains out, so I don't have time to talk to you..."
After speaking, the sound of pushing the cart sounded, and they began to move away from their ward.
Zhao Lan's brain exploded, and he knocked on the door while shouting: "No, we were joking just now, you come back! If you don't come back, we will starve to death!"
Yu Xiao, who was standing aside worried, saw two people suddenly knocking on the door excitedly, and shouting something outside the door. She thought of Zhou Xiaozhen's way of firing at the door before, and felt very relieved. Their ward may not have enough survival ability, but their attack power is still very strong.
See how menacing they are cursing, it looks like they want to push open the door and chase them out.