Chapter 6: Awesome I laugh
The dark night where you can't see your fingers is the best time to sleep, and Yu Xiao sleeps all over the place without knowing anything. Zhao Lan was rolled on the bed, she didn't dare to move, and she and Zhou Xiaozhen listened nervously to the movement in the bed.
The sound of footsteps stopped beside Yu Xiao's bed, and the pillow was sunken. If the light was turned on at this time, Zhou Xiaozhen could see the pale, swollen and distorted hand on the bed.
However, neither of the two of them has night vision ability, so they can only lie on the bed motionless, begging the eighteen generations of the gods and Buddhas in the sky in their hearts. I hope Yu Xiao won't wake up, I hope Yu Xiao will be fine.
"Let me see who is misbehaving again..."
A hoarse and unpleasant voice sounded in the empty ward, almost whispering in Yu Xiao's ear. Generally, people with light sleep will be awakened by this sound even if they fall asleep. Yu Xiao's sleep quality can only be described as average, but except for two dear patients, no one here knows that she can't hear anything at all.
"Those who lie to doctors will be eaten..."
"he he he he he…"
Ten minutes passed, and the ward fell into silence again. The shadow beside Yu Xiao's bed was a little dazed. She had worked so hard for so many years, and it was the first time she met a patient who was so sleepy.
But it doesn't matter, she still has other ways, and her swollen and twisted hands grabbed the slender neck of the person on the bed.
In his sleep, Yu Xiao felt uneasy, and the skin on his neck touched the cold breath. She shrank her neck subconsciously, and turned over while hugging the quilt. She felt uncomfortable after her head left the pillow, and she pulled the pillow under her face again, lying on her side on the bed and sleeping soundly.
At this time, no one noticed that a corner of yellow paper was exposed under the pillow.
"Ah...that's really rude..."
The twisted fingers slowly approached little by little, Zhao Lan was about to cry, what should I do if Xiaoxiao wakes up? Did you fight that thing? Can the three of them, who are seriously ill, fight against ghosts?
Suddenly, the pitch-black nails slid across the yellow paper, making a soft barking sound.
"?"
The talisman, like a piece of waste paper, was quietly activated, and the complicated lines outlined with cinnabar on it instantly lit up, as if magma was flowing.
Lightning and Striking Talisman!
Daoist talismans are profound, profound, and infinitely useful, and as the name suggests, this talisman is designed to attract thunder from the sky to strike evil spirits, and it is a talisman specially used to fight ghosts and exorcise evil spirits.
"boom!!"
A bright thunder appeared out of nowhere in the ward, and the whole ward was like daylight, reflecting the pale and frightened faces of Zhou Xiaozhen and Zhao Lan. A huge roar rolled in, until the thunder and lightning disappeared, the ears of the two people in the ward were still buzzing.
Amidst the roar of thunder, they seemed to hear an incomparably shrill scream.
…
This time Yu Xiao slept very contentedly, did not have any dreams, nor was he woken up by peeing. She slept peacefully like this until dawn, until the light above her head came on again, and then she dilly-dally opened her eyes.
Lying on the bed and staring at the lamp in a daze, Yu Xiao was stunned for a while, everything that happened yesterday was like a dream. Yu Xiao stretched on the bed, ready to say hello to the two dear patients. As soon as I turned my head, I saw the two sitting on the head of the bed in unison, holding their legs with their hands and resting their chins on their knees. With his head tilted, with thick dark circles under his eyes, he looked at her dully and blankly.
Yu Xiao was taken aback, "What are you doing? Why are you looking at me?"
Turning her head again, she found that there were large patches of blood red on the quilt she was covering. Upon closer inspection, there are three large characters that seem to be written in blood - I hate you!
"What's the situation?" Yu Xiao threw off the quilt, she was angry, "I am so friendly, why do you hate me!"
"Sister Xiao." Zhou Xiaozhen asked her hoarsely, "Can you hear me?"
"Of course!" Yu Xiao put his hands on his hips, "I said that my ears will be fine if I sleep, are you doing something bad while I can't hear?"
The two looked at Yu Xiao with complex and indescribable eyes.
"Smile..." Zhao Lan looked at her with love and hatred mixed in her heart, "You really don't know what happened last night?"
Yu Xiao was stunned, then looked at the three big **** characters on the quilt, and thought about it: "I think something happened last night, but I don't feel anything at all."
"It's not important." Zhou Xiaozhen got off the bed, and suddenly knelt down beside Yu Xiao's bed.
Yu Xiao turned pale with shock, "What are you doing? How are you greeting me early in the morning?!"
"Master, please accept my apprentice's worship!" Zhou Xiaozhen took Yu Xiao's hand and said reverently: "I would like to serve Master, Master, please pass on your mantle to me!!"
"Crazy, crazy!" Yu Xiao escaped from the bed and ran towards Zhao Lan, "Sister Lan, this guy is crazy!"
Zhao Lan watched her flee to her bed, and said to Zhou Xiaozhen, "Xiaozhen, don't be like this, you are not a lady at all."
Zhou Xiaozhen's wish since childhood was to be a lady like her mother, but it's a pity that she often can't stand it. Hearing this, she immediately woke up, "Sister Lan, you are right, I want to be reserved."
Zhao Lan nodded in satisfaction, then put her arms around Yu Xiao's shoulders and said, "Xiao Xiao, what do you think of me? Am I qualified to be your apprentice?"
"..."
It took a while for them to explain to Yu Xiao exactly what happened last night, Yu Xiao couldn't even close his mouth after listening. She lifted the pillow and quilt on her bed, and the talisman paper stuffed in last night disappeared, only a handful of ashes could be seen under the pillow.
"Good guy." Yu Xiao rubbed his chest, "So I'm so awesome?"
It turned out to be a success in drawing symbols for the first time!
"The scene last night was really..." Zhou Xiaozhen, who didn't go to class much because of illness, racked her brains to figure out how to describe it, "The heifer flew to the sky by plane!"
Zhao Lan's expression was indescribable, she pushed away Zhou Xiaozhen who was still smiling, and said seriously: "Xiaoxiao, thank you, if it wasn't for you, we might all have died last night."
That's not good, those who don't sleep get eaten. However, according to the practice of the female ghost who makes rounds of the house, if she can't be woken up, she will be shaken to death. Unless she is unconscious, she will be shaken awake no matter how deeply she sleeps.
"It's not normal." Yu said with a smile, "If the rounds are done like this, then all the patients will die."
"Yes." Zhao Lan felt lingering fear, "If it wasn't because you have a talisman..."
Yu Xiao clenched his fists, "I want to complain!"
"..." Zhou Xiaozhen was stunned, "Who do you want to complain about? Ghost? How do you complain?"
Yu Xiao took out his mobile phone and clicked on the patient exchange forum of the fourth hospital, "I read it in the forum, and they said that you can complain about the hospital staff."
Zhao Lan's eyes lit up. She had been a brain-dead fan for a while when she was studying, and she was best at reporting.
"Let me do it!" Zhao Lan's self-confidence almost overflowed, "Find out that post and let me study it first."
The patients in the Fourth Hospital are not like the Mengxins in the Sixth Hospital. They are all experienced drivers. They often post and communicate in the forum, and they have already figured out a very effective reporting process.
After studying for a while, Zhao Lan started calling the Medical Dispute Office of the Sixth Hospital.
"Sorry, the number you dialed is temporarily unanswered, please try again later..."
"Grass (a kind of plant)!" Zhao Lan was extremely angry, "What kind of **** hospital, the phone can't get through!"
"...Have you ever thought about it?" Yu Xiao pointed to the time on the top of the phone screen, "It's because it's not time for work."
It was seven fifty-three in the morning, and the working hours of most hospitals' non-emergency departments were exactly eight o'clock.
"..." Zhao Lan obviously couldn't accept that he had forgotten such common sense.
"It's okay, just a few minutes." Zhou Xiaozhen gently comforted, "Just wait a few more minutes."
Time passed by one minute and one second, and finally when the number at the front jumped to 8, there was a change in the ward.
"Ding dong!"
Suddenly there was a crisp sound in the ward, followed by a burst of soft music. Accompanied by the music, the curtains in the ward slowly opened, revealing the world outside the window.
At this moment, Yu Xiao forgot the doctor's advice not to exercise strenuously, and came to the window at a speed of 100 meters. The sun is shining outside, surrounded by greenery, flowers are blooming on the green lawn, fish are swimming happily in the clear pond, and the mountains in the distance are majestic and majestic.
What a beautiful scenery with beautiful mountains, clear waters, singing birds and fragrant flowers!
Damn it, who wants to see this kind of ghost mountain! Isn't their hospital in the city center? !
"My God." Zhou Xiaozhen's tears flowed down, "What the **** is this place?"
Zhao Lan had a premonition, but he didn't expect this kind of scene, "Oh, I want to be more open, even if the outside is a place we are familiar with, we can't escape by jumping out of the window, this is the thirteenth floor."
The music on the radio was still going on, and a sweet female voice began to speak, "A beautiful day starts now The morning news of the hospital will be broadcast below."
"Yesterday, a patient nicknamed 'Brother is just a legend' in Ward 15 of the Third Hospital beat the medical staff for no reason, and it has been handed over to the Medical Dispute Office of the Third Hospital for handling."
"...The score list of the Fourth Hospital has been updated again, and the patient nicknamed 'Zhuge Liang Huoshao Pansidong' has topped the list. Let us congratulate him..."
"..."
"At four o'clock in the afternoon yesterday, the sixth hospital was officially put into use. The medical staff actively cooperated with the patients. After a night of hard work, a total of 97 patients made it through. Let us congratulate them. The beds in the sixth hospital are vacant, and we We will actively accept patients and strive to help more patients out of pain..."
"Grass!" Zhou Xiaozhen finally couldn't help it anymore, "Is death considered an escape from pain?"
The corner of Yu Xiao's mouth twitched, "Forget it..."
"...Through the joint efforts of medical staff and patients, the sixth hospital is operating normally and orderly. The sixth hospital scoreboard has been put into operation, and the patient nicknamed 'Heir of the Deaf' has topped the list. Let us congratulate her..."
"Damn it, you're so awesome, I'm Xiaojie." Zhou Xiaozhen patted Yu Xiao's back in a state of excitement, "You're number one!"
"...The patient performed outstandingly yesterday and won the honorary title of 'The Grudge of a Pretty Nurse'. Let us congratulate her again..."