Chapter 12: lotus water ghost
Gai Jie: "I don't even know you, how can I accept the dowry from your family?!"
Male ghost: "Really accepted!"
One person and one ghost had a fierce dispute over whether or not to accept the dowry.
Zhao Qinghua had a safety talisman hanging around her neck. Like Lei Chuman, she couldn't see the male ghost. She could only hear Gai Jie's words, but she could roughly guess what the male ghost was saying just by listening to this half.
"Why don't you ask your family first?"
Gai Jie was stunned for a moment, gasping for a breath at the possibility, and hurriedly called her mother.
"Mom, did you accept someone else's dowry and marry me off?"
"No."
"Really not? A man came to me and said that I received a betrothal gift from their family and belonged to their family."
"Daughter, that's a liar, call the police and arrest him!"
For this reason, Gai Jie believed that her mother didn't lie to her, so of course it was the male ghost who lied.
"It's your fault!"
"I didn't!" The male ghost insisted that he was not mistaken, that Gaijie was his wife.
Seeing that the two of them were going to quarrel so meaninglessly, Su Yunshao raised his hand to stop it: "There is indeed a marriage line between the two of you, it's a husband and wife relationship."
The male ghost breathed a sigh of relief, while Gai Jie was dumbfounded, "How could that be?"
"Can you get married without knowing each other?" Zhao Qinghua couldn't imagine that both of them went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get their certificates, how could they still be strangers?
Could it be that after the two got married, they didn't have time to tell their parents that Gai Jie was heartbroken or had amnesia caused by an accident when her husband died?
Su Yunshao: "Do you know de facto marriage?"
"I know!" Lei Chuman explained it briefly and quickly, and specially distinguished between de facto marriage and illegal cohabitation, "Both men and women have no spouse, and they live together as open husband and wife without a marriage certificate. This phenomenon mainly occurs in Remote regions."
Gai Jie, who was born in a remote area, should not be too aware of this kind of thing. The villagers in their village do not get marriage certificates when they get married. They just have to have a wedding.
"I'm not actually married to him, right?"
Su Yunshao shook her head in denial. She just gave an example that ordinary people can understand better: "Similarly, this is a factual contract. From the moment you accept the contract, you are his wife."
Gaijie felt ridiculous, raised her hand and swore, "I promise I have never signed such a contract!"
Su Yunshao lowered his head slightly and chuckled, "Not all contracts have to be recorded in words. This is a factual contract. When you accept and use the dowry gift prepared by his family for his daughter-in-law, the contract is completed."
"I've said it many times, but I really didn't receive any dowry!" Gai Jie was getting tired of talking. He repeated it back and forth so many times, showing obvious impatience on his face.
For Su Yunshao's sake, Gai Jie didn't want to say it, and she didn't bother to care anymore, so she left immediately. Lei Chuman and Zhao Qinghua were one step behind to catch up, and Tie Rulan came out to give them away.
Downstairs, Qin Jian and Bai Xingchen didn't wait long in front of the dormitory when they saw the three of them come out.
"Don't go, you haven't helped me solve the problem yet!"
Su Yunshao recited Amitabha Buddha, "The Buddha said that if there is a cause, there will be an effect, and the Buddha also said that only those who are destined can be crossed."
Gaijie: ? ? ?
Which faction are you from?
When Gai Jie was wondering whether Su Yunshao was reliable or not, the five hurried away.
There are several beautiful places in the Academy of Fine Arts. Since they are here, they will watch the night scene together before going back.
The first place to go is the lotus pond.
In mid-May, the lotus flowers are budding. Compared with the blooming lotus flowers, there is a sense of shyness that is still at rest, such as a woman covering her face with a veil, which makes people want to find out more.
In order to prevent students from accidentally falling in and drowning, a full circle of floor lamps were laid around the lotus pond, forming a unique landscape in the dark night.
"It's so beautiful!" Zhao Qing couldn't help but sigh at the beautiful scenery. "Just this lotus pond, the four seasons of spring, summer, autumn and winter, plus the scenery during the day and night, is enough for the students of the Academy of Fine Arts to paint for a long time."
Su Yunshao said: If there are students who see water ghosts in the lotus pond at night, they will be better able to draw.
She just thought about it in her heart, and didn't want to say it to destroy the beauty at this moment and the mood of the people watching the beauty, but unfortunately, a nerd was mixed into their team.
The nerd Qin Jian asked, "How about the combination of the lotus pond and the water ghost?"
Four people: "…"
"The fusion of two irrelevant elements, beautiful scenery and ghosts, will definitely give people a strong sense of visual impact. This year, the Academy of Fine Arts is the first!"
The more Qin Jian spoke, the more excited he became, and he wanted to set up an easel immediately and start working.
Su Yunshao held his forehead, not for the boy's open mind, but... A water ghost really crawled out of the lotus pond, looking for an angle, scratching his head and looking at Qin Jian with glowing eyes.
Good guy, actually used the inspiration to draw the ghost out!
That water ghost wants to be a model for Qin Jian!
Su Yunshao had a splitting headache, and the young Qin Jian's ability to kill became stronger every day.
She was really worried that if she didn't watch it one day, this guy would cause trouble to Li Gui's head and ruin his own life.
Let me teach you a lesson!
Su Yunshao rubbed his brows, "I'll give you temporary yin and yang eyes."
The four of them were still wondering why she had a whim and changed the idea of not opening Yin and Yang eyes to ordinary people. Suddenly there was another person taking a bath in the lotus pond in front of them.
The man's shoulders were half exposed, his collarbone was deep, his skin was snow-white, and his black hair was extremely smooth. Just by looking at the back, he knew that she was a rare beauty.
Then, the beauty turned her head and threw a wink.
The face looks like a donkey, with no eyebrows, protruding buck teeth, unshaven beard, flaming red lips... What a male ghost in women's clothes!
"vomit-"
"puff-"
The sound of vomiting and drooling sounded together.
Qin Jian and the four ran without looking back. Su Yunshao called up the stopwatch function of the mobile phone to start timing, and pinched the time at the positions of 50 meters, 100 meters, 200 meters, and 400 meters respectively.
When they could no longer run, they stopped panting, and Su Yunshao, who was chasing behind them, posted everyone's running time to the group.
"With this result, there will be no problem with the physical test next year."
For some reason, the four of them heard the meaning of "If there is a problem with the physical test, I can let the ghost out to help."
Zhao Qinghua's physical strength is the worst. If it wasn't for Lei Chuman's assistance, she could sit on the ground with her buttocks.
Her throat was dry and itchy, and she always felt that the 400 meters was about the same as the 1500 meters, and she was panting when she spoke.
"What, what, what's going on?"
Lei Chuman patted his chest, his face full of lingering fears, "Ghosts are so good... No, Feng... Is that so?"
These words were intermittent and not very coherent, but the little friends all understood what she wanted to express and had some scruples but did not dare to express: terrible, coquettish, and not yet self-aware.
Qin Jian beat her chest in pain: "In my impression, the beauty bathing in the lotus pond must be of the level of Sister Ling'er, which is unforgettable, but this ghost... woo woo woo woo woo woo Ghost eyes!"
A staunch atheist, Bai Xingchen, was shocked by the reality. He heard Qin Jian's words, and unconsciously said something very suitable for the occasion: "Just because I look at you one more time in the crowd, I can't..."
"Papapa", Bo Xingchen added three hands to his mouth.
Qin Jian, Lei Chuman and Zhao Qinghua said in unison, "Shut up and thank you!"
late.
Familiar melody has been circling back and forth in his mind, followed by the image of the male ghost looking back and smiling in the lotus pond.
"vomit-"
It was the second time that Su Yunshao retched, and Su Yunshao couldn't help but wonder if his methods were too extreme, "It's not ugly, right?"
Qin Jian was expressionless: "are you serious?"
Su Yunshao had seen so many ghosts in his past life and this life, and said with his conscience, the male ghost just now was not the ugliest.
Considering the weak psychological qualities of the little friends, she decided to change the subject: "I just saw something in Gaijie's bedroom."
"What?" The boy and girl really got their attention.
"Gai Jie is married to a yin marriage, and a yin marriage is also called a ghost marriage. It is a marriage for the unmarried deceased."
This is also something that Su Yunshao doesn't quite understand, "Generally speaking, a living person still uses the betrothal gifts so thoroughly, even if they don't die within a month and go to the underworld to be a real ghost couple, the body should be wrong, but She's still alive and kicking."
Four people: ? ? ?
Do you call the status quo of going to the ENT and going to the psychiatrist again?
Disrespect disrespectful.