Chapter 15: The undercover agent sent by the monkey
Chapter 15 The undercover agent sent by the monkey
Unable to argue, Wen Jian tried to persuade Qin Yitan.
"Qin Yitan, forget it, it doesn't matter if you can't eat coconuts, we still have a lot of food anyway."
That's true, but...forget it?
impossible things!
Taking a step back and broadening the sea and the sky has never been Qin Yitan's style, he only likes to add oil and vinegar.
【Hahahahaha I don’t know why I suddenly feel like the two of them are fighting for food in kindergarten】
【The friend in front laughed too loudly, right? But it's funny hahahahaha]
【Oh Roar! Oh ho! Fight, fight! 】
【I bet a penny, Lu Mingyu wins! After all, Qin Yitan was beaten so many times! 】
Watching the excitement and eating melons is never a big deal.
The director who was eating lunch was worried, "This won't be a real fight, right?"
"We only prepare three coconuts, isn't it for watching this kind of scene?" I don't know which staff member said something.
"What nonsense are you talking about!"
"..."
The director described it emotionally: "Our ideal script is that guest No. 1 pushes guest No. 2 meaninglessly, and then he is rejected as expected. Several people come and go politely, everyone is very civilized, and no one quarrels. "
Everyone: "..."
This is a survival variety show, and your script is indeed ideal.
It is ideal to treat the audience as mentally retarded.
One person weakly asked: "Director, so what should we do now? Do we really want them to fight?"
Although Lu Mingyu and Qin Yitan have brought a lot of topics and heat to the variety show, if there is a real fight, the show crew will suffer.
The director bowed his head in thought, lingered for a moment, and said, "Let's wait and see what happens, and let's talk about it if it really leads to an irreversible situation."
At the same time, they have already assessed the risk of inviting Lu Mingyu and Qin Yitan to participate in the variety show.
Turns out the risk is greater than the Big Bang.
Therefore, in order to keep the show, the director has already prepared a backup.
…
"Lu Mingyu, if you apologize, I can give you the coconut."
Too stiff arguing will affect Qin Yitan's reputation. He tried to save his respect and acted like a step back.
Lu Mingyu raised his brows, "If you have the ability to fight with me, don't blind BB there!"
Qin Yitan: "I'm not a barbarian, so I won't do anything!"
Besides, if I beat you, would I still need BB?
The audience who were automatically muted were stunned.
【Blind BB and blind beep, is there any difference? The program group silenced the loneliness? 】
【Laughing to death, the silence of the program group is served even without supporting the wall! 】
Lin Xinmeng interjected: "Don't hurt everyone's peace just because of a coconut."
Wen Jian: "That's right, don't make things big."
Lin Xinmeng glanced at Lu Yang, "Lu Yang, you should persuade your brother too."
Lu Yang glanced at Lin Xinmeng, and said to Lu Mingyu, "Brother, the tail of this coconut is yellowish-brown, it is probably not fresh, and the taste is not good."
She spoke slowly and sincerely, without the slightest hint of politeness.
Lu Mingyu was dubious, "Really?"
Lu Yang: "Yes."
Wen Jian squatted down, turned left and right to the coconut tirelessly, and raised his head: "It seems that it is not fresh. I didn't feel the flow of water when I shook the coconut."
Qin Yitan groaned, "This coconut looks so big, how could it be stale."
It must be the reason why Lu Yang wanted to find a step for Lu Mingyu.
"I want fresh ones," Qin Yitan squinted at Lu Yang, pointed to the coconut tree, and forcibly held his respect, "There are a lot of fresh ones on this tree, you can pick them yourself if you have the ability!"
Said that the coconut he liked was not good, and it was clearly a slap in the face!
This coconut tree is so tall that you can’t even climb it, it depends on how you pick it!
Lu Mingyu sneered, and replied bluntly: "Why are you so dark? Is it because you don't want to live your life in vain?"
Qin Yitan was stunned speechless.
Lu Yang's lips were slightly raised, and his tone was a little approving: "Brother, you are now a pickup soldier."
Lu Mingyu asked like a curious baby: "What is a pickup soldier?"
Lu Yang: "Pikachu has stood up."
【This brother and sister can form a group to talk about cross talk. 】
【Praised by my sister! Lu Mingyu had happiness written all over his face, as if he had reached the pinnacle of his life! 】
【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 】
【No one cares about Qin Yitan? Look, his eyes are staring like copper bells, so funny! 】
The two brothers and sisters sang together, Qin Yitan, who could not say anything about Lu Mingyu, was even more annoyed.
If it weren't for Lu Yang, Lu Mingyu would have been hacked and searched for his work on the show.
Now Qin Yitan feels that he is a clown who is ridiculed by others.
Qin Yitan gritted his teeth, looked at Wen Jian and said, "Give me my coconut."
Wen Jian usually hates such arrogant people, so she hugged the coconut and backed away a little.
"I think you should use please."
They are teammates, not slaves and masters.
One hexagram after another, Qin Yitan's face turned blue.
"Bring me my coconut!"
Everyone: "..."
This person’s comprehension ability seems to be zero. Was his Chinese taught by a physical education teacher?
Physical Education Teacher: Vicissitudes of Lighting Cigarettes.jpg
Lu Mingyu sighed: "The coconut is gone, you can pick it again, IQ is gone..."
Lin Xinmeng hurriedly answered to find his presence: "There are more coconuts?"
"..."
Hearing this, Qin Yitan took the coconut and glared at Lin Xinmeng.
Lin Xinmeng only realized later that what he said just now was clearly mocking Qin Yitan's lack of IQ, so he got the coconut!
Thinking of this, Lin Xinmeng rubbed his face and blushed.
"No...Senior Qin Yitan, I..."
Qin Yitan could see that Lin Xinmeng was on Lu Mingyu's side.
The so-called, the friend of the enemy is the enemy.
Before the filming of the show, she came here specially and kept smiling with her, thinking she wanted to curry favor with him.
It seems that he wants to be an undercover agent!
Fortunately, I have a high IQ, so I saw through the undercover agent sent by the monkey at once, otherwise I would have let them succeed.
Qin Yitan has nothing good to say, "I've said it countless times, don't call me senior, you have a bad brain or hard of hearing, so many times you can't remember."
Lin Xinmeng's eyes instantly turned red.
"No...Senior..."
Lin Xinmeng: System! Doesn't it mean that they have no resistance to the weak and pitiful heroine? !
[Your acting skills are too bad, I suggest you practice a bit before you come out to play. ]
Lin Xinmeng: …
I didn't expect such a result at all.
After the plot line of persuading Qin Yitan and Lu Mingyu is over, it is reasonable for these two men to change their views on her and develop a good impression of her.
But the truth is, not only did she not like her, she even offended Qin Yitan!
In order to turn the tide, Lin Xinmeng had no choice but to turn his mind to Lu Mingyu.
And Lu Mingyu is Lu Yang's elder brother, if he wants to get close, the best way is to get close to Lu Yang.
"Lu Yang, I've known you for so many years, you know that's not what I meant, right?"
(end of this chapter)