Chapter 22: must be divorced
Qin Jian originally planned to recuperate at home before going out for a walk. Who knew that the plan could not keep up with the changes. Tie Rulan contacted Lei Chuman, and they needed to go to the Academy of Fine Arts.
Qin Jian couldn't stay at home alone, so she lay on the back seat of the car and asked the driver to drive slowly.
When the five met at the agreed restaurant, Qin Jian became a salted fish who almost lost his dream.
However, Su Yunshao had a way to make Qin Jian relax a little bit. It could be seen that his **** was blooming and he was still jumping up and down to join in the fun, so he suddenly stopped thinking about it.
Bai Xingchen asked for a large box with a leather seat, and helped Qin Jian to sit down slowly on the leather seat, "You stay at home and watch us broadcast you live, isn't it the same?"
"Can a live broadcast be the same as a text-only broadcast?" Qin Jian snorted coldly, her obsession with watching the excitement was so strong that she was stunned by her friends.
It has come all the way, so what if you can drive Qin Jian home again?
Just take care of him more.
For example, if a friend is injured and cannot eat seafood and spicy food, they will order more light dishes.
After ordering, Tie Rulan and Gaijie hadn't come, Lei Chuman donated his mobile phone, and the five people shared a mobile phone screen.
Tie Rulan: [Manman, I think Gaijie is not quite right recently. 】
Lei Chuman: [What's wrong with the method? 】
Tie Rulan: [Last time, it was the master who helped her to open her Yin-Yang eyes so that she could see the male ghost, but I have often seen her talking to the male ghost recently. 】
Lei Chuman: [Are you sure she's not talking to herself? 】
Tie Rulan: [Then let me give you a few examples, you can see for yourself. 】
Lei Chuman: [I'm ready, come on. 】
Tie Rulan: [Hey, are you there? 】
Tie Rulan: [Do you only come out at night? 】
Tie Rulan: [You're not a coward, are you, the kind who gets scared to death? 】
Lei Chuman: [? ? ? Can't she see ghosts? 】
Tie Rulan: [Other roommates didn't take it seriously. Our painters often talk to the statues, and talking to ourselves is not a big deal, but I am an insider! I can’t sleep well, I have to go to the toilet to change my clothes, I can’t pick my feet, I’m embarrassed to pick my ears, these days are too hard, woo woo…]
In the following paragraphs, Lei Chuman was comforting Tie Rulan, and even suggested that Tie Rulan buy a safety talisman to wear on her body, because since she had that talisman, she slept very soundly at night.
Seeing this, Lei Chuman was a little embarrassed: "Yun Shao, I didn't cause you any trouble, did I?"
Su Yunshao: "If you sell less, you'll be fine."
This is the first time the four of them have heard of this statement, and they all cast their eyes full of curiosity.
Qin Jian frowned slightly: "But my cousin took home a lot of peace charms. Everyone sent one and stuffed it into the car. Your standard of selling less... How much can you sell at most?"
The last person who asked Su Yunshao about the upper limit and the most was Su's father and Su's mother. After learning the result, every time he made a transfer, he stepped on the bottom line. Su Yunshao was quite afraid that they would make the same choice.
"People in Xuanmen make money with their abilities, but they also have the practice of donating half of them to charity. One is to give back to the society, and the other is to accumulate virtue and do good deeds."
"So you only have 5,000 yuan to sell a 10,000-dollar Ping An Talisman." Qin Jian counted with her hands, "Excluding the cost of buying the talisman paper cinnabar, the time and labor cost of drawing the talisman, you won't earn much. what."
Lei Chuman and Zhao Qinghua had never been worried about money, and they didn't understand the market of talisman paper cinnabar. They didn't hear much from Qin Jian, so they roughly folded in half.
Selling a talisman only earns two thousand and five? That's really not much!
On the contrary, it was Bai Xingchen, an atheist, who went to check the materials used to draw talismans.
Su Yunshao: "I'm short of money in my life, and I can't have money, so even if I can only keep half of the talisman sold, I can't sell too much, just sell a little enough to spend."
Otherwise, every time you sell it, you have to find a way to spend it, which is also very troublesome.
"Why?" Zhao Qinghua didn't understand, "Shouldn't you make money if you don't have money? Why can't you have money?"
Reichman: "How about converting cash assets into fixed assets?"
Qin Jian: "I'll give you some stock codes that my dad bought."
Bai Xingchen: "There is no future for real estate speculation. Gold is hard currency. Buy some gold."
Su Yunshao, who was suddenly smothered in financial management, said, "..."
The only silly white sweet Zhao Qing painted: "..."
At this time, the waiter knocked on the door to serve the food, and the conversation was naturally interrupted.
Not long after, Tie Rulan and Gaijie also came.
Su Yunshao saw the male ghost following Gai Jie closely, his figure was much firmer than the last time we met, and Gai Jie's eyebrows were not dead at all.
It is very strange that the marriage of Yin Yin is so far beyond her cognition.
The food was ready, and the group did not say much, and ate first.
After eating almost, drink fruit juice, eat fruit, and then slowly talk to the business.
At this meeting, Gai Jie didn't have to solve the male ghost's anxiety and fear immediately last time, and even took the initiative to ask Su Yunshao: "Master, can I see him again?"
The male ghost also seemed to want to talk to Gai Jie, and looked at Su Yunshao expectantly.
Under everyone's attention, Su Yunshao's hand did not touch Gai Jie's forehead to open his Yin-Yang eyes, but reached into his bag and took out a small piece of paper from it.
The little paper man was only the size of a slap, with a chubby head and round limbs cut out, similar to the sign at the door of the men's bathroom.
Su Yunshao pinched a tactic with one hand, swiped on the small paper man's face where the mouth was, and immediately made an extra hole.
"Come over here."
The male ghost went over obediently.
Immediately afterwards, the little paper man climbed up from the table.
Like a child who has just learned to walk, his hands and feet are not well coordinated, and he will fall if he is not careful.
Everyone patiently watched the little paper man stretch out his hands and kick his legs on the table, jumping up and down, until he fully adapted to the paper body.
"Hello." The little paper man said in a very clear male voice, "My name is Huang Li."
"I'll go!" Qin Jian jumped up in shock, and when she sat down again, she forgot her seriously injured buttocks and grinned for a long time.
At this moment, Bai Xingchen can't take care of his brother.
He had only heard that some people called anime and the characters in the game were paper people, but he didn't expect to have the chance to see the real paper people talking, it's really a long time to see!
Lei Chuman and Zhao Qinghua were attracted by the little paper people, and even Tie Rulan, who claimed to be frightened by a male ghost, was wary in his eyes.
"Hello." Gai Jie agreed, stretched out his index finger, and Huang Li stretched out his small hand and shook her.
"Huang Li, there's a question I've wanted to ask you for a long time."
Everyone pricked up their ears, thinking that Gaijie wanted to ask about Yin marriage.
Unexpectedly, she said, "Are you scared to death?"
Crowd: ? ? ?
Huang Li shook his head: "No. There were too many ghosts in the school yesterday, and there were also many powerful ghosts. I was afraid that they would be caught and eaten, especially the water ghost you saw by the lotus pond. You see, I can't beat him, if you are caught by him, I can't save you at all."
"Eh-?" Everyone was at a loss, "Why did you save her?"
It's not that the act of saving people by ghosts is difficult to understand, it's just that on the premise that Gaijie and Huang Li are married, and Gaijie is dead, they will become a real ghost couple.
It's normal for Huang Li to find a way to kill Gaijie as soon as possible to achieve his goal as soon as possible, but now he actually wants to save Gaijie?
Gaijie himself was also curious.
It was because Huang Li saved her last night that she wanted to meet him again and have a good talk. Maybe there was a misunderstanding.
Huang Li said of course: "She is my wife!"
Gaijie couldn't help laughing, so she had an extra ghost bodyguard?
Su Yunshao couldn't help but wonder what might have gone wrong with the marriage.
"Huang Li, why did your family marry you? How did they do it?"
Huang Li: "My family wanted to find me a wife. According to what the goddess said, they found a bag to put cash and jewelry in, but she found it later. I like painting, but unfortunately I'm not in good health. I followed her and watched She went to school to paint and work in a dormitory, just like I also experienced college life!"
"I'm taking the liberty to ask." Qin Jian raised her hand and asked weakly, "How old are you this year? Why does it sound like you haven't been to college."
Huang Li: "I'm not in good health, I don't go to school very much, and I died before the college entrance examination." His tone showed yearning and regret for the college entrance examination.
Everyone: "…"
After a moment of silence, everyone said in unison, "This marriage must be divorced!"
"Eh-?!" Huang Li couldn't believe it, "Are you all going to hit the mandarin ducks?"
Gaijie's mother and child have been single for many years, and she once fantasized about what her boyfriend would be like.
What a domineering lawyer fell in love with me, the 100 billion CEO's petite wife, etc. are all Mary Sue plots that she fantasized about when she was young, but it definitely does not include her boyfriend being an underage kid!
No wonder this guy hides under the covers with her and trembles when he encounters a ghost!
I kept talking about my wife, but it turned out to be a little brother whose hair hasn't grown up yet!
"Master, how do we leave this yin marriage?" Gai Jie covered Huang Li's mouth expressionlessly, ignoring his words, "I stayed for a year in poor health, but I'm really an adult!"
"Make up for the money and jewelry, can you go back?"
Su Yunshao: "Things must be paid back. On this basis, a divorce letter must be written."
Huang Li was covered by his mouth and forbidden to speak, he hugged his chest angrily, and made it clear that he would not cooperate.
Gai Jie glanced at him, without compulsion, "Can I write it?"
Su Yunshao nodded, "I have to wait for you to make up the dowry gift and return it back."
From Gai Jie's previous consumption habits that suddenly jumped up a lot, it can be seen that the large package of betrothal gifts she picked up did not cost much. When she worked to make money to make up for the missing parts, I am afraid it would take a long time.
Tie Rulan wanted to say: If you are short of money, I can lend it to you!
Afraid that Gai Jie would misunderstand this sentence after she said it, she looked at her worriedly.
What Gai Jie thought was not when she would be able to make up the package of dowry, but... "What will happen to Huang Li after the Yin marriage is divorced?"
Su Yunshao: "I can send him to the underworld."
"Can I stay?" Afraid they might misunderstand, Gai Jie explained, "Since Huang Li likes college life, can he be by my side and go to school with me?"
Huang Li's eyes lit up with a swipe, showing that he really likes college.
Qin Jian and others thought that Gai Jie's character was not good enough to be able to secretly take a large bag of cash jewelry that he found for himself.
To be honest, it was surprising.
Su Yunshao didn't say "people and ghosts have different paths", but only reminded: "Because of the long-term influence of Huang Li's yin qi, you can already see ghosts vaguely. Another world. Even so, do you still want to take him with you?"
"And such good things?!" Qin Jian was surprised.
If it wasn't for being threatened by everyone's stares at the next moment, he almost volunteered to say "I'll bring Huang Li!".
Huang Li raised his head slightly, it was clearly a little man made of a piece of paper, but Gai Jie could see that he was a little nervous.
She smiled, and the gloom between her brows was swept away. "Whatever you plant, you get what you get. I regret that I was greedy and greedy for property that didn't belong to me, but I don't regret meeting him and helping him."
"Even if I come into contact with another world because of this, who can say that the new world will not become my source of inspiration? Maybe I will become the first painter of the spiritual school in China, and from then on, it will be popular all over the country and go to the world!" Gai Jie His eyes were burning with ambition for the future.
She was originally a good student at the top of her grade, but after turning back from a misguided misstep, she has a firmer belief.
Tie Rulan: "Well said!"
Qin Jian: "Have ambition!"
Lei Chuman: "Applause for you!"
Zhao Qinghua: "If you publish an album, I will definitely support it!"
Bai Xingchen hehe: "Before that, you might as well think about how to make money to fill the big hole in the betrothal gift."
Gai Jie: The smile gradually disappeared.