Chapter 24: shut up george
[Actually, the procedures are almost the same. When the four of us first entered, we were also asked by George to take part in the disease test. The content was also the reason why we came to St. Elizabeth. George also asked one of the four of us to speak first.
But the problem is, the person he chose is not very smart. Literally, he had a tumor in his brain, affecting his thinking and character. We all knew there might be pitfalls, but when we were in a hurry, he rejected George. Yes, he just refused.
And George didn't force him to speak first, but changed to another person. With his example, we were all rejected too. So the first one to speak was the ghost, and we also knew what the correct answer was through the ghost's speech.
Later, when we went to take medicine, a little girl ghost named Qiaoqiao helped us bribe the nurse. Although we paid the price with one hand, at least we didn’t need to take medicine.
After the three nurses took away the patients in the first bed at night, we quietly left the ward. Originally, we also planned to go into the operating room to have a look. Just at this time, we ran into a large number of strange patients running in the corridor. They are blind to us and can walk through walls.
Only then did we know that there was another passage, so we followed them all the way to the first floor and found the dean's office. At first we were still hesitating how to get in, but the brother who had a tumor in his brain went directly to knock on the door, and I was almost scared to pee.
Then the door opened and the Dean came out. It is indeed very scary, and it does appear to have a domain. We were all desperate, and suddenly the guy with a tumor in his brain took out the props he had won in a lottery in the mall before, 'Give me a pair of roller skates'.
He put the roller skates on the dean, and the dean slid directly to the end of the corridor on the roller skates. We took the opportunity to go into the superintendent's office, found our discharge report on the desk, and then we came out. ]
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[? ? ? ]
[That's it? ]
[Is this really the same copy? ]
[It should be, after all, except for the process, other conditions are the same. ]
[Is this too outrageous? What is the reason for the bitter and bitter buddy next door? ]
Not to mention people from the Fourth Academy, even Yu Xiao and the other three couldn't calm down for a long time after watching it.
"Xiaoxiao..." Zhao Lan's complex mood was indescribable, "It's easier for someone to pass the test than us."
The corners of Yu Xiao's mouth twitched, "Sister Lan, feel your conscience and say, is it really easy for us to pass the test?"
"Miss Xiao, you have a tumor in your brain, and the buddy who took them through the level also has a tumor in his brain." Zhou Xiaozhen had a bold guess, "Is having a tumor in your brain a necessary condition for successfully passing the dungeon?"
Yu Xiao: "..."
Zhao Lan opened her mouth, "Don't think about it, Xiaozhen, there must be other people without tumors who passed the test. I don't think this is a necessary condition."
Yu Xiao was speechless, "You seem to be envious?"
"Ah? No." Zhao Lan smiled shyly, "With you in the ward, it doesn't matter if we have tumors in our brains or not."
Zhou Xiaozhen nodded with bright eyes, "Yeah!"
Yu Xiao: "..."
After the landlord shared his experience, the building quickly became crooked. From their initial fear and inexplicable awe of the descendants of the god-like dragon, they began to discuss why the same dungeon came out with two completely different styles.
The miserable landlord was even nicknamed Miserable Brother, and everyone sympathized with him.
[So what is the reason for these two very different situations? ]
[I think it's luck. ]
[I think it's IQ. ]
[I think... it's better not to rub salt on Brother Mier's wound. ]
[Is this the point? Isn't the point that the dean is indeed a ghost who owns the domain, and the descendant of the dragon killed the dean! Brother Long, please accept my worship! ]
[I think it has nothing to do with IQ, it has a little to do with luck, and the most important thing is personality. Brother Miserable and the others have plenty of experience, but also because of this they are too cautious. I dare not disagree with the words of the attending doctor, and I dare not avoid taking medicine through improper means. I can only say...it's all life. ]
[I do not care! It's still me, Brother Long! ]
[Uh... Actually my nickname is Descendant of the Dragon, I don't think his nickname should be these four words...]
[Brother Long is mighty! ]
[I wonder if Zhuge can fight Brother Long? ]
[Zhuge is very strong, but compared to Long Ge...]
The rest was full of unnutritious chatting and gossip, Yu Xiao raised his head and rubbed his eyes, feeling exhausted. She still needs to learn new talismans, but it has been delayed until now.
Zhou Xiaozhen sighed, "I don't know how that miserable brother will feel after seeing this post?"
"Brother Miserable." Zhao Lan also twisted his neck, "In short, he...is too miserable, and I don't know what to say. But judging from this post, the dungeon of St. Elizabeth is indeed a novice dungeon. Becoming hell-level...mainly because of people."
"That's good." Yu Xiao let out a sigh of relief, "If the difficulty of each dungeon is so high, I might be afraid to apply for a course of treatment."
"Sister Xiao, don't be humble." Zhou Xiaozhen hugged Yu Xiao's shoulders, "You saw it just now, you are now Brother Long of the entire Fourth Academy, you are really embarrassing for our Sixth Dean!"
Yu Xiao: "..."
What is the use of such a face? With this energy, it is better to draw two more talismans.
Yu Xiao took back her mobile phone, opened her collection of Hands-on Teaching Talisman stickers, and began to look for new talismans. Then she discovered a 'Danger Healing Talisman', this talisman was not a lethal attack talisman, but was used for healing. The host highly recommends this talisman, saying it is a must for home travel.
Healing danger charm, as the name suggests, is a charm for healing diseases and injuries. The host also said that this talisman can't bring the dead back to life, it's not that magical, and it can't heal particularly serious injuries. However, if you use this talisman for minor injuries and illnesses, it will be cured immediately, and it can also relieve major injuries to a certain extent.
Yu Xiao's greatest wish in this life is to live a few more years, and she must never miss this kind of talisman, so she spends the rest of her time drawing talismans.
Zhou Xiaozhen and Zhao Lan didn't bother her at all, and Xiaozhen poured her a glass of water on the way. It wasn't until it was time for dinner that Yu Xiao's talisman career was interrupted by a knock on the door.
Because they ate too much for breakfast, they didn't eat at noon. She was also hungry at this time, Zhou Xiaozhen took the initiative to get out of bed and said, "I'll get some food!"
Zhao Lan gently told, "Eat less, and you will gain weight if you eat too much at night."
"Don't worry, am I the kind of ignorant person?" Zhou Xiaozhen walked to the door and said, "This is the place where the heirs of the deaf live, yes, it's the dean of St. Elizabeth. If you know your acquaintance, you can obediently feed me. Don't be a moth."
"..."
Then Zhou Xiaozhen started reporting the names of the dishes, and after a while Zhou Xiaozhen came back with a big bag, "It's so heavy, there seems to be something strange in shape inside."
It was a white bag with an ordinary appearance, and the inside was in the shape of a lunch box as usual, except that the top part bulged out, which was an irregular shape.
"Open it and have a look." Zhao Lan opened the bag with his hands.
The aroma of the food leaked out of the lunch box. On the top of the high lunch box, there was a pair of sunglasses. It's the kind of sunglasses that look very ordinary, the lenses are even a little scratchy, and they don't look very valuable at first glance.
"Did the delivery man throw something in?" This was Zhou Xiaozhen's first reaction.
Yu Xiao picked up the sunglasses, "Ghosts also need to wear sunglasses?"
Zhou Xiaozhen: "Maybe it's for coolness?"
"Don't guess." Zhao Lan pointed to the bag and said, "Put such a big piece of paper here, and you just ignore it. It's very embarrassing."
Zhao Lan picked up the paper and began to read, "Name: Tieniu. Gender: Male. Previous positions: Canteens of the first hospital, canteens of the second hospital, canteens of the third hospital, canteens of the fourth hospital, fifth... Good guy, he works in all hospital canteens. Worked. It seems he doesn't want to work in the cafeteria anymore, he wants to change jobs."
"I have quite a lot of work experience." Yu Xiao shook his head and said, "If this were in the real world, maybe I would be moved by him. However, I am also a mud bodhisattva now. If I use my power to help him change jobs, What if George reports me? I don't want to go to the malpractice office."
"There are more below." Zhao Lan continued: "The see-through sunglasses can be used three times a day. When using them, you can see the scene behind any obstacles."
"...What the hell?" Yu Xiao was startled.
Zhao Lan: "Wow!"
Zhou Xiaozhen: "Is there such a good thing?"
Mingren didn't say dark words, Yu Xiao was moved. After all, who would think that they have too many props?
"This is blatant bribery." Zhao Lan shook her head, "Even the ghosts have been polluted, it's really going downhill..."
"He tried so hard to change a job, how could I refuse him?" Yu Xiao sighed.
Zhou Xiaozhen was a little confused, "But sister Xiao, you said just now that you can't abuse your power, aren't you afraid that George will report you?"
Yu Xiao's eyes widened, "What is abuse of power? I'm helping a hard-working, simple and positive...ghost within my ability."
Zhou Xiaozhen was greatly shocked, "Is this the hypocrisy of adults?"
"Xiaozhen, you are wrong." Zhao Lan said solemnly, "This is the flexible moral bottom line of adults."
Then she looked at Yu Xiao, "Xiaoxiao, have you decided? Have you thought of how to make George shut up?"
"It's such a small matter..." Yu Xiao smiled confidently, and took out her mobile phone.
Then her phone was hung up by George.
Yu Xiao hit again.
hang up george again
Yu Xiao fights again...
Five times later George finally answered the phone, "Is there anything wrong?"
Yu Xiao complained: "Why did you hang up on me? It makes me very sad, you know?!"
There was silence on the phone for a full three minutes, George: "Is there something?"
"Yes." Yu smiled: "I have a ghost here who wants to work in St. Elizabeth, you can arrange it."
"Do you know what you're doing?" George said in a cold and suppressed voice, "Don't you want to live?"
"I think so." Yu Xiao seriously analyzed with him, "I don't think it's a big deal, as long as you don't talk too much, there will be no problem."
George chuckled, "What if I want to talk too much?"
"Then let's meet at the Medical Malpractice Office." Yu Xiao said, "Let's talk face to face about what you did to help me and the former dean."