Chapter 38: brand new props
Back in the familiar ward, the discomfort caused by the plague disappeared instantly. Zhou Xiaozhen fell heavily on the bed, and sighed contentedly, "It's great, we're back again."
Zhao Lan concentrated on holding the mobile phone, waiting for the arrival of the text message.
Yu Xiao poured himself a glass of water and was drinking it. Zhou Xiaozhen recalled all the things in the dungeon and said with emotion: "Aren't all the attending doctors handsome?"
Yu Xiao didn't know, she said: "Before I left, I wanted to remind Gu Shu that I buried the monster's meat in his yard, but he didn't want to see me, so I had no choice but to leave. "
"I'd have forgotten if you didn't tell me." Zhou Xiaozhen recalled this, "Will that monster really appear after we leave?"
In the village they had already left, amidst the ruins, a colossal creature twisted its few remaining tentacles, and fled back to the pool of the Broken Temple in a panic, leaving behind broken tentacles all over the place.
The tentacles on that spot were not completely dead, some were still writhing and twitching. The ancient tree crawled out from inside, the clothes on his body were so torn that they couldn't even cover the key parts of his body, and the exposed skin had the marks of suction cups. Her hair was uneven, as if it had been chewed by a dog, and she was no longer as handsome as before.
He stood silently among the tentacles for a long time. Then he took out a mobile phone and dialed a number, "Hey, I want to work in another place. Also, do you know a patient who is deaf? I want to be her attending doctor again..."
"Ah Qiu!"
Yu Xiao took a shower, lay comfortably on the bed and checked the text messages.
"Congratulations on successfully completing the second course of treatment. You have become a third-level member of the patient exchange forum of the Sixth Hospital."
"Because of your excellent performance during the treatment, you will get 3 basic points and 3 bonus points."
"Congratulations on winning the title of 'Dunghole Destroyer'..."
Yu Xiao: "..."
She had a premonition that she would become the laughing stock of the six hospitals this time.
"...Four bonus points. Congratulations on winning the title 'Ghost Mind Destroyer', four bonus points. Congratulations on winning the title 'Village Chief's Wife', four bonus points. Your current score is 39 points. "
"Congratulations on topping the points list. You will receive two bonus function cards. Please go to the forum to get them."
"..." After reading the text message, Yu Xiao felt complicated and indescribable. But when she raised her head, she found that the expressions of the other two were also indescribable.
"Hey." Zhao Lan put down her phone, stretched out her hand and put it gently on her chest, comforting herself, "Didn't you already prepare yourself mentally, it's a good thing to have a title, you shouldn't do this, Zhao Lan believes in yourself, you can of!"
Yu Xiao thought about it, if they asked about his title, he would not ask them, anyway, he would know everything tomorrow morning.
She opened the standings, Zhou Xiaozhen is still second, and Zhao Lan is still third. She clicked into the backstage, and this time there were two function cards, one was a physical card and the other was an item card.
Yu Xiao breathed heavily, "Sisters, I have some good news for you, I have an item card!"
"Really?" Zhou Xiaozhen said in surprise, "Great, we have props again!"
Zhao Lan was also very happy, "Xiaozhen and I both got physical cards this time, so I thought we won't gain much this time. Smile, hurry up and have a look, what kind of props are they?"
Yu Xiao excitedly clicked on the item card, and a burst of fireworks exploded on the screen, finally a black thing like a pile of kelp appeared in the splendid fireworks.
【Congratulations on getting a permanent prop wig. 】
"..."
After a while of silence, Zhou Xiaozhen said: "I don't think this prop should be given to Sister Xiao, this prop should be given to us."
Zhao Lan touched her bald head sadly, and asked, "What's the use of this wig?"
[Instructions for use: When the patient wears a wig, he can transform into any person the patient has seen, and the cooling time of the prop is 24 hours. 】
"Fuck!"
"Awesome!"
Zhao Lan said in surprise: "This item is useful!"
"Hurry up and laugh, sister." Zhou Xiaozhen moved over excitedly, "Put on the wig and become my male **** and sleep with me!"
"..."
I didn't expect props to have such a use, it's because Yu Xiao's imagination is too poor.
"Ahem, it's not easy to misuse the props." Yu Xiao said awkwardly: "Besides, the props haven't arrived yet."
"Oh, the delivery is really too slow." Zhou Xiaozhen let go of her remaining smile, and began to think seriously, which male **** should Sister Xiao become her?
Zhao Lan ordered the physical card and said, "Every time it is a physical card, I feel that sooner or later I will become a Hulk."
"That's right, I haven't ordered my physical card yet." Zhou Xiaozhen said, "Don't worry, Sister Lan, at most you have the same strength as the Hulk, and your appearance is still as beautiful as ever."
Yu Xiao also clicked the physical card, her physical strength increased by 30, and she also obtained the achievement of being as strong as a cow.
"Nine bulls and two tigers..." Zhao Lan was both happy and sad when she saw her achievements. She, who was recognized as a **** beauty, actually came into contact with the word nine bulls and two tigers one day.
The three of them were talking while waiting for the courier. What Yu Xiao didn't know was that she was also popular in the Fifth Hospital.
Just now, a new post appeared on the patient exchange forum of the fifth hospital.
[I met a big boss in the dungeon! 】
Inside, the landlord talked about how she met the big guy in a very excited tone.
[…From the first time I saw her, I thought she was unusual, until she woke us up at night and said in a very flat tone that she had chased ghosts and ran most of the village. And with a particularly calm attitude, he took out a lot of talismans, a lot...]
[Fuck, is the boss so arrogant? It is the first in the list of several colleges. ]
[Worthy of being a leader on the list, the host will continue! ]
[The poor in my generation can only look up to...]
[It's No. 1 in the Fourth Academy, Zhuge Liang set fire to Pansi Cave! She is a young lady, a very beautiful young lady! She is my idol, I adore her, I want to learn from her...]
This landlord is excited and excited, and the people who eat melons should be skeptical or have to be skeptical.
[Is Zhuge Liang burning Pansidong a woman? Impossible, I have heard some of his deeds from the morning news, it doesn't look like it. ]
[Is the landlord dreaming? Or write a novel. "The story I have to tell the big guy on the list"]
[It doesn’t matter if you make it up, I love reading this kind of novels, the poster continues! ]
[The landlord did not make it up, I can testify that I also entered this copy. The boss is really arrogant, seeing that I was injured, he directly took out two talismans to heal my injuries...]
[Hmph, I knew you wouldn't believe it. Let me talk about the process of this dungeon in detail, so that you can see the amazing operations of the big guy on the list...]
"Boom boom boom."
"express delivery!"
"I'm here! I'm here!" Yu Xiao cheerfully took the package, opened it, and found a big wavy wig inside.
"Wow!" Zhou Xiaozhen's snot bubbles were about to burst out of envy, "This wig is really... I will be very happy if I wear it on my head, and I will be even happier if I wear it on someone else's head. Sister Xiao, put it on quickly, I've already figured it out, you will become what Leonardo was when he was twenty."
Yu Xiao froze, "Isn't that bad?"
"What's wrong?" Zhou Xiaozhen said, "I just got the props, why don't I try the functions?"
That's right, so Yu Xiao put the wig on his head and said to himself, Leonardo is twenty years old Leonardo is twenty years old...
Yu Xiao opened his eyes after only hearing a sound of shit. Zhou Xiaozhen rushed over like a hungry tiger, hugged her, and slapped her hard in the face.
"Woooooooooooo..." Zhou Xiaozhen cried, "I will die without regret..."
"Not at all." Yu Xiao panicked and said to Zhao Lan, "Sister Lan, pull her away quickly."
But Zhao Lan stood aside, staring at Yu Xiao with a red face. It took a while before he said: "Xiaoxiao, you look like a real person, even your voice is similar."
"Sister Xiao, let's sleep together at night." Zhou Xiaozhen became curious while talking, "Is the inside of your clothes the same as Xiao Lizi?"
"..."
"Come on, let's take a photo."
"I want to take a photo with Xiao Lizi lying on the bed..."
That night the three beds were pushed together, and Yu Xiao slept in the middle. Zhou Xiaozhen was determined not to let Yu Xiao take off the wig in advance. She spoke with tears, saying that she still doesn't know if she will be able to leave the hospital alive, hoping that Yu Xiao can give her a consolation for her miserable and short life.
She said so, Yu Xiao couldn't refuse. And Zhou Xiaozhen said that next time she would wear a wig and become Yu Xiao's male **** to sleep with her.
Yu Xiaoxin said that I don't have such a male god, but she didn't refuse, because maybe when she will have a male god?
…
The next morning Yu Xiao woke up early, the wig had already expired, and Zhou Xiaozhen and Zhao Lan were sleeping soundly with her arms on the left and right.
"Wake up." Yu Xiao pulled out his arm with difficulty, "If you don't wake up, you will miss the morning news."
Zhao Lan opened her eyes and saw Yu Xiao's pretty face. She turned around in disappointment and lingeringly got up.
Zhou Xiaozhen put her face in her hands after waking up, "I had a wonderful dream last night."
Yu smiled clearly, "Did you dream about you and Leonardo?"
"Yeah!" Zhou Xiaozhen nodded happily, "We played mahjong together, and he praised me, saying that I am the best mahjong player in the world."
Yu smiled: "And then?"
Zhou Xiaozhen: "Then I woke up."
"..."
"We can already post on the forum." Zhao Lan said, holding a towel, "Have you thought about what to post in the first post?"
Zhou Xiaozhen thought for a while, then shook her head and said, "I haven't thought about it, where is Sister Xiao?"
Yu smiled and said, "I've been thinking about this question since last night. At first I planned to post a dungeon strategy guide. But after thinking about it, my strategy method may not be suitable for others. But I also feel that I We should do something, it is best to help everyone.”
"So what's your decision?"
"I plan to open a store on the forum." Yu Xiao said seriously: "I want to sell talismans at a price that everyone can afford."
"...That's fine." Zhao Lan agreed, "Since you have made your decision, we will support you."
Yu Xiao smiled happily, it's good to have such a friend who firmly supports her by her side.
"Ding dong!"
A familiar reminder sounded, followed by soft music, and the curtains were slowly opened, as if the fragrance of flowers was wafting in from the window.
"A good day starts now The morning news of the hospital will be broadcast below."