Vol 2 Chapter 5: The big fool is coming too (plus more)
The Eight Gates of Da Nei are on the northeast side of Yujing Lake, and the gate of Yamen is facing the main road. At the same time, the eight doors are also divided into eight branches, which respectively investigate difficult and miscellaneous cases from all directions in the country.
Therefore, the eight doors do not accept ordinary cases, and ordinary cases should go to the Yamen in the capital. The cases of the eight doors are usually strange cases that cannot be solved by local government offices, or major criminal cases.
Ordinary people know that there are eight doors, because the eight doors open to the main road, and they never know that there is a ninth door.
Because, the ninth door is the back door.
It's no wonder that Lin Tingjun is poor. Fu Mingrui has eight gates and eight courtyards. As for their ninth door, the imperial court gave them a backyard with eight doors, a small broken back door, and the entrance and exit was an alley, so no one would see it.
At this time, the young warriors in the eight schools and eight courtyards were actively training, yelling for a sledgehammer on one side, and a big tripod on the other side. Only in the courtyard of the Nine Gates, it was exceptionally clean, and only one uncle was practicing Tai Chi.
The uncle's hair and beard are all gray, and he looks like he is over fifty years old, but he is wearing the same black robe as Lin Tingjun, with black dragon dark patterns embroidered on his sleeves.
Uncle, this Tai Chi is very good, flowing clouds and flowing water, and his steps are windy.
There are three houses on three sides of the yard, and the hall is in the middle. At this time, a fat man with a bald head came out from the side door of the hall with a bowl of big white steamed buns. The bodhi bead twirled gently.
The door on the east side opened, and a handsome young man came out. The young man had a pair of fox eyes, and he was already charming without smiling. He had an oval face and a small cherry mouth.
At this moment, the door opposite him also opened, and a girl who looked similar to him came out. She was also wearing a black robe, but the style was more feminine.
The girl pouted when she saw him: "It's so annoying! I communicate with you every day, and I wake up when you wake up. Can't you sleep a little longer? Look at me, I still have dark circles!"
The boy saw the girl and smiled across the air: "You blame me for the dark circles under your eyes? Didn't you peek at the man taking a bath last night?"
"Pooh! Pooh! Pooh!" The girl jumped angrily, "You're a pervert who peeks at girls taking a bath! Go to hell!" The girl said, already shaking her sleeves, and immediately, darts flew It shot out and went straight to the uncle who was practicing Tai Chi in the courtyard.
The uncle's gray eyebrows twitched, he bent down, and the dart flew past the back of his head, shooting straight at the boy.
The young fox glared: "Hey! I want to murder my brother so early in the morning, come on! I'm afraid of you!" The young man flew up, and when he lifted his foot, he kicked the dart back.
So, the uncle turned around again to let the darts fly by.
"Why don't you die! Why do I have a brother like you!" The girl pushed out her palm, and a gust of air shot out, pushing back the dart that hadn't yet approached.
The uncle sighed again, moved his feet to avoid the dart, and stopped hitting. Early in the morning, the darts were shot back and forth, killing him, it was too exciting, and his heart couldn't stand it.
The young man smiled triumphantly: "God asked me to suppress you as a demon. Without me, I think you want to go to heaven!" For the sake of suction, he abruptly sucked the dart back, and the dart slashed across his palm, bringing out a smear of blood instantly.
"Hiss!" He gasped lightly, put his hands behind his back in a hurry, squeezed them, and when he opened his palms, the bloodstains on his palms had disappeared!
He hastily wiped the remaining blood on his hands on his robe, raised his hand to support the door frame, showed his most handsome smile, and smiled brightly at the woman who walked out from the opposite door: "Sanniang, you are up."
A beautiful woman walked out beside the girl, and when she appeared in front of her, the courtyard was immediately filled with brilliance.
In the entire courtyard, only the woman was wearing a peony skirt instead of a black robe. The collar of the dress is wide open, revealing her slender and fair neck, and her exquisite collarbone. The sphenoid bone is slightly exposed on the back, and the two peaks are towering in the front. It is **** and glamorous, making people unable to look away.
Those who didn't know this, thought which brothel they entered and which oiran they met.
The woman's clothes are already extraordinarily **** and alluring, and this appearance is even more stunning. Slender eyebrows like Dai, bright eyes like the moon, nose tip as delicate as water droplets, crimson lips slightly raised like a baby, skin that can be broken by blowing bombs, and beautiful color that makes you salivate.
It is really like a peony, which is gorgeous and overwhelming. It's no wonder that when the young man saw her, his whole body became as light as boneless.
Sanniang didn't look at the young man, she put a pipe in her hand and put it into her red lips, inhaled lightly, then let it out leisurely, glanced lazily at the young man, and said in a low voice: "Yunxi, don't spread your anger early in the morning, smelly."
The boy who was called Yunxi immediately froze, and the girl standing next to Sanniang clapped her legs and laughed loudly: "Hahaha—brother, you are full of anger, hahaha—"
The uncle in the courtyard and the bald and fat man in the hall all laughed.
Yunxi's face puffed up with anger, and after being angry for a while, he lifted his face and sniffed the air, and suddenly smiled wickedly at the girl, "Hey, Lin Tingjun is back!"
"Really!" The girl's apricot eyes opened immediately, and she ran to the door excitedly. Halfway through the run, she turned around, thrust her waist, her face puffed up, and her nostrils were turned upside down: "My name is hello?! I don't have a name? I It's your sister Yunyao! Hmph!" With a flick of her pretty face, she jumped to the door, looking forward to it.
Yunxi peeked at Sanniang a little shyly, Sanniang swallowed and smirked slightly.
"Little Linzi is back, let's go and have a look together." The bald fat man walked towards the uncle, the uncle was a little hunched, bent over and walked towards the door together with the bald fat man.
In the alley outside the Nine Gates, a carriage is coming in a hurry.
Lin Tingjun tilted his face slightly backwards: "Here we are."
Behind him, on the side of the curtain of the car, stretched out a light-white Rouyi, opened the curtain, and a lotus came out.
Lian Youyou came out and leaned her elbow on the back of Lin Tingjun's neck to look into the distance, and saw the girl Yun Yao standing in the alley ahead, and smiled with her lips curled up: "Oh, not bad Lin Tingjun, you are not small , little sister is waiting for you"
Lin Tingjun was too lazy to talk to Lian Youyou, and slowly took the reins.
Lian Youyou looked at the dilapidated Nine Gates from afar, and she was fooling around
When Lian Youyou saw Yun Yao, Yun Yao also saw Lian Youyou, her eyes widened to the maximum, and she was furious: "Then what kind of woman is that! How dare you lie on my elder brother Rin!"
"What? Lin Tingjun is getting close to women?!" Yunxi heard that, and jumped out of the yard directly. Even Sanniang didn't smoke anymore, and she raised her skirt to follow closely.
Beside the ninth gate, a group of people all stood up, just to see the woman who could get close to Ling Tingjun.
Lin Tingjun is notoriously not close to women in Nine Gates, everyone knows his problem, he is blind to women. He is the only man in the whole world who can't tell Sanniang from Yunyao. Not to mention that Sanniang is so beautiful, and Yunyao is delicate and cute, they are totally different, just this, he can't tell the difference.