Vol 2 Chapter 7: A couple of silly men and women

Vol 2 Chapter 7: A couple of silly men and women

The bucket was made very casually, so I just took a chopstick holder from the kitchen and used it casually. The entire Nine Gates exuded a strong shabby air.

Lian Youyou had already let go of Fat Buddha and entered, and stood in front of Uncle Tai.

Fat Buddha then raised his hand and smelled the bodhi beads on his wrist, and sure enough, there was no strong fragrance from when Cailian Youyou shook hands with him just now. He smiled, can't say, can't say

The old man is stooped, with gray hair and beard.

Lian Youyou was surprised when she saw this: "Oh, old man, what have you experienced? Your face is full of vicissitudes, and your eyes are full of sorrow. Tell me, maybe I can help you."

"How can you help?" Yun Yao jumped in. She had long been displeased with Lian Youyou. When she came, she was intimate with her elder brother Lin, and when she arrived, she first made friends with her elder brother, and then shook hands all over the yard. There was no daughter at all. She is reserved and doesn't know the difference between men and women.

Lian Youyou looked at Yunyao, and after Yunxi, everyone separated into the courtyard and continued to watch the new Lian Youyou and the strange man looking around curiously.

Yun Yao stood in front of Lian Youyou, with her hands folded over her chest, aggressively: "Unless it is a god, no one can help Master Coffin."

Lian Youyou raised her eyebrows and smiled, and clapped her hands: "Oh! Coincidentally, I happen to be a fairy!"

Immediately, everyone was stunned, and they all looked at Lin Tingjun who was lying on the bench in the hall, did you bring back a fool?

"Hey, master, it's so big here!" The strange man who was looking around also spoke. When he saw the steamed buns, he dropped the package and grabbed two. He turned around and looked at Lian Youyou excitedly, "Master! There are also steamed buns! Bai Food! Haha! We won’t have to worry about food in the future, hehehe. It’s good to be an official, hehehe.” He Shiqi’s innocent smile reveals a 100% foolishness.

Everyone's eyes turned back again, their eyebrows flicked, maybe they brought a pair of idiots back!

what? This pair of idiots, a man and a woman, can still be the mascots of their Nine Sects?

"That's He Shiqi, the servant of this god." Lian Youyou put her hands behind her back, and began to chatter again, with a casual and low-key tone, "Where is this god, this time I descended to the mortal world for calamity, ah. You ninth door, Since then, I have been covered by my god, hahaha—you are welcome, and you don’t have to worship me all day long, I am very easy-going and low-key, just treat me as an ordinary person. Don't. That's something you folks came up with on your own, who do you think we gods want to eat joss sticks? Don't you smoke?"

"Cough cough." Sanniang couldn't hold back all of a sudden, the smoke choked her throat, this Lian Youyou looked silly, but she was quite amused.

Lian Youyou walked towards Lord Coffin again, and held his bony hand: "So, if you have any problems, just tell me, and I will definitely help you solve it."

At this time, Master Coffin was angry. He lowered his face, withdrew his hand forcefully, turned around with a flick of his sleeves, and squatted under the old banyan tree beside him with a look of anger, without the detachment he had when he was doing Tai Chi in the morning.

Seeing that he was angry, everyone fell silent. Of course they knew about Master Coffin, but this Lian Youyou didn't know.

Little Rapunzel stretched out her hand and groped out from the door, stood by the door, closed her eyes and looked towards Lian Youyou's direction.

Lian Youyou noticed that she turned to look at Little Lettuce, the original smile disappeared from her face, she walked towards Little Lettuce, stretched out her hand, but halfway through, she retracted, her face was more gentle: "I won't touch it." You are afraid that what you see will frighten you."

Everyone didn't understand what Lian Youyou meant by what Lian Youyou said to Little Rapunzel, they just thought that Lian Youyou was crazy and weird.

But Little Lettuce raised her face, and looked at Lian Youyou with her eyes closed in surprise.

Sanniang lazily leaned against the door of the wing room and sneered: "Little Linzi You brought a fool back here, babbling nonsense here, and even **** off Master Coffin, what cramp do you have? We Jiumen, Could it be that anyone can bring it back?" Sanniang said at the end, her tone was already cold and stern, and she blamed too much.

Lin Tingjun remained silent, he would not speak again when he was asleep.

"Everyone, don't be angry, don't be angry. Family and everything will be prosperous" Fat Buddha hurriedly squatted down next to Lord Coffin, "Master Coffin, don't be angry either, that Lian Youyou doesn't know the past and the past, so she is outspoken."

Master Coffin turned away his face, continued to be sullen, took out two walnuts from his arms, and began to knead them in his hands.

"Isn't she a fairy? How can a fairy not know the past?" Yun Yao teased Lian Youyou funny.

Yunxi came up to grab Yunyao, and looked at her in a funny way: "What are you fussing about with her? She is a fool! You are serious with a fool, is she stupid, or you stupid?"

"Brother, you are so mad at me!" Yun Yao couldn't help but get angry, "Can't a fool say it? Can't a fool say something wrong? Can't it be blamed for a fool? Killing a fool is not a violation of the law?! The most terrible Angry, it's why elder brother Lin brought two fools back!"

Seeing the commotion in the yard, Little Lettuce withdrew her body again.

"Stop!" Yunxi held up his right hand, raised his nose and sniffed, "Your Excellency is back!"

Everyone looked out the door in unison.

Lian leisurely swept around the yard, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, seven of the eight guards had arrived, and only one person was missing. Great! With her, together, there are exactly two tables of mahjong!

Just as he was thinking, a blue ball rushed towards the door. I saw Yao Guang trotting into the courtyard with his official robe in his hands. He was obviously a fat man, but he ran like a ball bouncing and bouncing, extraordinarily light.

"My lord!" Everyone saluted in unison. Master Coffin also held back his anger and got up.

Yao Guang stood still, panting and looking at the crowd: "Xiao, is Xiao Linzi back?"

Everyone was about to point to the hall, when suddenly, Lian Youyou rushed out, with both hands stretched out: "Xiao Guang A thousand years away" Lian Youyou directly rushed to Yao Guang, hugging his ball normal body

In an instant, the audience was silent.

Lin Tingjun also opened his eyes and stood up, looking at Lian Youyou who was hugging Yao Guang in the courtyard. This woman has a strong taste!

Yao Guang was also taken aback by his fat body, he hadn't been hugged by a woman in half his life.

Lian Youyou let go of Yao Guang, and held Yao Guang's arm again, looking up and down like an old acquaintance: "Oh, I'm jumping, Xiao Guang, why are you fat like a pig?!"

Yao Guang also carefully looked at Lian Youyou in front of him. For some reason, this Lian Youyou was not as gorgeous as their Sanniang, nor as pretty as Yunyao. She has a refined and refined air, this special elegant temperament is hidden under her superficial chivalry.

"Oh, Xiao Guang, you used to be very handsome, one of the top ten beauties in the Three Realms, why did you look so low-key when you descended to earth? Are you so casual?" Lian Youyou started circling around Yao Guang, poking his face. Fat all over the body.

Everyone was stunned when they heard Lian Youyou's words!