Chapter 54: cat ghost
What if your future daughter-in-law asks you for another man's WeChat?
Yama's first reaction was: This man can be gone!
After calming down a little, he remembered the troubled pursuit process in his previous life, and felt that there might be some misunderstanding in the middle.
Su Yunshao is not a lover, and he doesn't like the type of Hei Wuchang. The most important thing is: with his pearls and jade in front, how could Su Yunshao see tiles like Hei Wuchang?
Hades: [Anything to do with him? 】
Su Yunshao: [Tomorrow, I will send a few cats to the underworld and ask him when he is free. 】
Hades: [He is free anytime. 】
Su Yunshao: [? 】
Hades: [This is the duty he must perform. 】
Given that Su Yunshao had revealed his resistance to puppy love, Yan Wang did not dare to let her know his thoughts early, and he said this just to make up for it.
But he didn't know that this sentence reminded Su Yunshao of his boss-like commanding tone several times, and secretly sympathized with Hei Wuchang for having such a boss who was not sympathetic to his subordinates' hard work.
The last time Hei Wuchang picked up the water ghost boy and Yingling and left, he only had time to say a word, and he was so busy that it didn't look like he was free all the time.
Su Yunshao: [So, WeChat? 】
Yan Wang had a dark face, and reluctantly pushed the black and impermanent WeChat business card over.
I can't say more about my future daughter-in-law, can my subordinates not warn me?
Hades: [Keep your mouth shut, dare to say something to her, huh. 】
The word "Ha" contained all the threats of the Lord of the Underworld.
Black Impermanence: ? !
Ding - here comes a friend request: Su Yunshao.
Looking at it again, the other party was actually a friend who was added through the business card shared by Hades, and it would not work if they disagreed.
Hei Wuchang tremblingly agreed, and for the 101st time he regretted that he was too active in his usual work, not as good as Bai Wuchang's salted fish.
If Bai Wuchang took over the last task, how could he have such troubles?
Su Yunshao: [Good evening. 】
Su Yunshao: [After tomorrow evening, I will send a few ghost cats to the underworld, please assign a messenger here. 】
She wanted to add black impermanence to WeChat, because it was because such trivial things were not good that they troubled the king again and again, but she didn't know that black impermanence was about to cry - scared.
He thought that Su Yunshao wanted to inquire about the high secrets of the King of Hell and the Underworld, but he was warned in advance not to reveal too much by the King of Hell, but he didn't expect it to be such a trivial matter.
Black Impermanence: [Okay! 】
After making arrangements for tomorrow, Su Yunshao was about to go to bed, only to receive a message from the King of Hell.
Hades: [A large-scale cat abuse case? 】
Su Yunshao: [Six of them will be sent tomorrow, is it not a large scale? 】
Yama:【? There are quite a few cat ghosts in the underworld, and the speed of queuing up for reincarnation is much slower. 】
The number of newborns in the world is limited, and the number of newborns decreases year by year. The ghosts of the underworld have to line up if they want to be reborn. The same principle applies to cats and dogs.
The slowing down of the reincarnation speed of cat ghosts means that the death rate and number of cats in the world far exceed the speed and number of reincarnations.
Su Yunshao: [Is it normal? 】
King of Hell: [It is true that some people who have done too much evil have been punished to be reincarnated in the animal realm, occupying some places for reincarnation. We should also look at the current situation in the world, such as the large-scale cat abuse case, and then consider it. 】
If not, it's weird.
The King of Hell is the master of the underworld, and he is not in charge of the human world, so Su Yunshao has no way to check.
People have ID cards and fingerprints to enter, and if they disappear or die, they will be investigated through monitoring and other means.
Cats are more troublesome.
They look alike, hard to tell apart, no documents, stray cats, cathouses, backyard cats... The source of cats is too extensive to be verified.
The most troublesome part of the investigation is that no one takes the death of a cat seriously except for a **** shoveler who really likes cats.
When a person dies, a death certificate needs to be issued, sent to the crematorium, funeral, going to the public security department to cancel the household registration and hand in the ID card, etc., and a series of procedures will eventually be entered into the system.
When cats die, most of them find a place to bury them. Few people will find a pet funeral agency to deal with them, not to mention that irresponsible ones will directly throw them into the trash can.
Su Yunshao: [I will try my best. 】
She left her phone aside and was about to go to bed, when she suddenly remembered one thing: a birthday present.
Yesterday early in the morning, she was taken to the beauty salon by Su Yiyi and Su Ma. It was too late after the family returned from the banquet hall. Su's father was drunk, and Su's mother was tired and had to take care of Su's father.
Su Yunshao returned to the room and saw the birthday gift that was not sent out. He was embarrassed to disturb Su's father and Su's mother's rest at night, so he put it in the living room.
When I went out this morning, my birthday present was still untouched.
It was past ten o'clock when Dad Su came back in the evening, and he didn't specifically knock on the door to say anything. Couldn't it be... don't like it?
Su Yunshao took back his mobile phone and clicked on Dad Su's Moments.
The first state is the picture of the nine palaces of the birthday gift she gave, a family of five lifelike Q-version villains one by one, two pictures of the Q-version villains, and the other two are family photos taken at the resort last time. .
The publication time is 10:30 this morning. It is estimated that I got up late when I was drunk, and it was too late to open the gifts.
And added: [My baby daughter made it by herself, it is unique, only one copy, envy is useless! 】
Su Yunshao: ? ? !
Since we met, Dad Su has always been a reliable and attentive father figure. Occasionally, he would post the things she and Su Yiyi gave in the circle of friends, in disguise as a dazzling girl. It is rare to be so direct.
But it can be seen that Su Dad is very satisfied with this gift.
Su Yunshao fell asleep at ease.
After school the next afternoon, Chen Xingyuan invited Zhu Minxue to the dining room where they met last time.
Chen Xingyuan's face was slightly cold, there was no greeting, no smile, and he only asked: "How did my Doudou die?"
Zhu Minxue saw it - for some reason, Chen Xingyuan was convinced that Doudou was not killed by a fall, and he probably still suspected that Doudou was killed by him.
"It's just a cat, do you need to keep pursuing it? It's really not good, I'll buy one for you."
"You buy ten more, that's not my Doudou, I just want to be Doudou!" For the first time, Chen Xingyuan found that he didn't understand his good friend who had known him for more than three years. How could he speak like a cat lover ?
"I thought you had enough experience with cats at home. I thought we knew each other for three years, and you would take good care of my Doudou. I asked again and again, and you promised me that I would take good care of it, but how did you treat me? You Lie to me! Doudou didn't fall to his death, he was beaten to death by you!"
"Do you have any evidence?" Zhu Minxue sneered, "You can slander you without evidence, and I can sue you for slander!"
Chen Xingyuan was silent.
Until he really saw the tragic situation of Doudou, he was skeptical about whether Zhu Minxue abused cats, but the truth is always crueler than imagined.
Zhu Minxue's fearless appearance is completely different from the dreaming situation reported by the three Xueba ghosts.
How could he look frightened? Don't be playing tricks all the time, right?
In the box next door, everyone was silent.
I didn't hear what Chen Xingyuan and Zhu Minxue said last time, but this time Qin Jian wanted to hear their conversation anyway.
Since it was illegal to use a bug, he called Chen Xingyuan's phone in advance, and played it through the hands-free function here.
Hearing this, Qin Jian's fist hardened: "This kind of person really doesn't cry without seeing the coffin, and I'm afraid they won't repent when they die!"
"He was treated so badly in his dreams. He was physically castrated twice, and he experienced the most unbearable pain twice in a row. Haven't he learned enough?" Xu Dun was so shocked that his jaw dropped. Is it too strong to bear?
Bai Xingchen hit the nail on the head: "That's a dream, not a reality."
Zhao Qinghua's eyes were red with anger, and Lei Chuman wanted to rush to the next door to give Zhu Minxue two physical castrations. Considering that this was illegal, he held back and shivered.
"I've never seen such a brazen person." Su Yiyi could only shake her head.
Su Yunshao was surrounded by six big and small cat ghosts. He originally planned to send the cat ghosts to reincarnation after hearing Zhu Minxue's guilt and regret, but now...
She pointed to the next door, "Go, get revenge for grievances, revenge for revenge."
Zhu Minxue hurt so many small lives because of it. The cats who were tortured to death want revenge as the result. As long as they don't kill them, they are all in the causal cycle.
The ignorant little orange cat stayed where he was and played with Su Yunshao's trousers. The other five cats all rushed to the next door. The orange cat licked the little orange cat twice before leaving.
Zhu Minxue sat in his seat well, admiring Chen Xingyuan's angry and helpless expression of discouragement, when suddenly he felt that he was scratched by a cat.
His face, eyes, back, legs... His body seemed to be covered with cats, and every cat was angry at him, and the parts scratched by the cat's paws were cold, itchy and painful.
The unspeakable part was also grabbed, and it was sore and painful, and the pain was suppressed because of the cold for unknown reasons.
It is comparable to the feeling of being a cat being physically castrated by scissors in a dream.
The latter only hurt a couple of times, and the pain was over, but the former was over and over again, as if it were never ending.
Zhu Minxue had been scratched many times by cats who resisted when he abused cats, and he knew exactly what this feeling was, but no matter how he looked, he didn't notice any cats around him.
There was a faint cat's meow in his ears, and the voice became clearer and clearer, and his body became colder and colder as if he had entered an ice cellar.
Suddenly, his angle of view dropped a lot.
Before Zhu Minxue could figure out what was going on, he found himself on all fours, walking back and forth in the box like a cat.
Chen Xingyuan didn't know why, and subconsciously picked up the phone and asked, "What's the situation?"
Afraid of being discovered by Zhu Minxue, he turned the volume of the phone call to mute and did not hear Su Yunshao's words.
Along with the increase in the volume of the call, there were a few people's schadenfreude laughter and a tacit answer: "Do your own fault, don't live."
Chen Xingyuan probably understood.
He knew that the cat ghosts who were playing tricks on Zhu Minxue had his own Doudou. Thinking of the tragic situation of Doudou and the cats who were tortured to death by Zhu Minxue, he turned around to open the door and went out, out of sight.
He came out on his front foot, and before he had time to close the door, Zhu Minxue climbed out, and the faster he climbed, the faster he rushed out of the box.
There were screams of exclamations from the lobby, all frightened by Zhu Minxue's behavior.
When Qin Jian and others came out, they only saw Zhu Min standing on all fours like a cat, with a face full of terror but unable to control his limbs. He lowered his head and licked the food that had been knocked over in the panic.
There are many people around with their mobile phones taking videos, and they have already been posted online.
The restaurant manager came out to maintain order and stopped Zhu Minxue for failing to achieve his goal. He hurriedly shouted: "Quick, call the police! Call 110 and 120!"
A few minutes later, the police came.
How can a cat ghost get close to a police officer who is upright? One by one they slipped away.
So, in the eyes of the unsuspecting audience, Zhu Minxue, who had been mad for several minutes, returned to normal as soon as the police arrived.
"A new method of touching porcelain?"
"Is the cost too high?"
"People are afraid of being arrested and sent to the police station, so they don't dare to make trouble."
"Isn't this a waste of police resources and medical resources? It's too shameless at such a young age!"
Zhu Minxue was ashamed and annoyed, and just wanted to find a hole to burrow into.
In view of the fact that he made the trouble in front of everyone's eyes, there were many customers and surveillance testimonies, and he had to apologize to the restaurant manager, the guests who dined in the lobby, and the police and medical personnel who came.
He had a good attitude of admitting his mistake and insisted that he would compensate for the losses caused to the restaurant today, but he repeatedly asked not to call his parents, because it would be very troublesome for him to call them, and the police felt that there might be something unspeakable in his family.
Considering that Zhu Minxue, who made such a scene, is still an underage student, the police and medical staff gave him some education and gave up.
Not long after the police and medical staff left, the cat ghost once again possessed it.
This time, instead of bowing his head to eat food, he lay on his side with his stomach exposed, meowing and begging the guests to touch him. He had no tail to wag, and his **** was twisted quite vigorously.
The same thing is cute on a fluffy cat, and scary on a sixteen-year-old boy.
How dare the guests participate in such a strange thing? One escapes faster than the other.
Even if you want to shoot video, you have to run away and shoot.
The restaurant manager had to call the police again, and the policeman who had just left had returned.
The cat ghost ran away, Zhu Minxue returned to normal, and apologized again with his head drooping.
After persuading the police, he shook his head and went back.
The third time the cat ghost possessed, Zhu Minxue squatted on the ground and licked his paws, jumped on the table and rolled around, and after urinating, he made cat litter, which was not much different from a real cat.
The guests were stunned.
The policeman who was called back again: "..."