Chapter 58: morning news
Yu Xiao didn't know what to say. I just hoped that the patients in the Sixth Hospital would not speak violently because Xiaozhen's last method was still useful.
I'd better wash up and sleep, Yu Xiao stretched his waist, didn't sleep for two days in the dungeon, and was still doing physical work, Millennium Killing is also very exhausting...
Ahhh why do I remember this again!
Although he went to bed quite early, Yu Xiao didn't wake up early, instead he was woken up by the reminder sound at 8 o'clock in the morning.
"Ding dong!"
Yu Xiao opened her eyes in a daze. She was still dreaming just now. She didn't remember what she dreamed in her dream, but she just remembered that it felt good, and it should be a good dream.
Just when she was wondering if she should continue to sleep so that she could relive that sweet dream, she heard the familiar soft music.
Along with the music, the curtains were opened, and the sun shone on Yu's smiling face.
Yu Xiao: "!!"
She turned her head and saw that both Zhao Lan and Zhou Xiaozhen had already got up, holding a cup of hot water and squinting their eyes to listen to music leisurely.
"It's eight o'clock!" Yu Xiao turned pale with shock, "Why didn't you wake me up?"
Zhao Lan was very innocent, "I don't need to download the dungeon today, why did I wake you up? Wouldn't it be better to let you sleep for a while?"
"..." Yu Xiao grabbed the quilt and covered her head, my God, is she about to die without any preparation?
"Why does Sister Xiao look so unlovable?" Zhou Xiaozhen didn't understand, "Shouldn't you be in a good mood when you woke up after a beautiful sleep?"
"Maybe he didn't sleep well?" Zhao Lan analyzed, "Did Xiaoxiao have a nightmare?"
"Where is it?" Zhou Xiaozhen said, "Sister Xiao must have had a beautiful dream last night. I woke up in the middle of the night when I was urinating, and I heard her laughing. I almost peed out of fear at the time, and thought it was a house-watching ghost. "
"A good day starts now The morning news of the hospital will be broadcast below."
"Recently, a large number of patients maliciously damaged the toilet during the treatment process, causing serious and bad effects. The leaders of our hospital hereby appeal to everyone to care for the environment, maintain public hygiene, and be civilized patients..."
As soon as this news appeared, Yu Xiao's heart skipped a beat.
Zhou Xiaozhen wondered, "Why are so many people destroying the toilet? Could it be that there are ghosts in the toilet?"
"Maybe it's not the reason." Zhao Lan's eyes shone with wisdom, "Do you still remember the title that Xiaoxiao got when he came out of Gujia Village last time? Shit Pit Destroyer, maybe they also want this title, so they imitated Xiaoxiao. "
Yu Xiao's hands outside the quilt trembled, what else exists in this world? Destroy it quickly!
"There is a vacancy for the post of attending doctor in Gujia Village. We are now sincerely looking for an attending doctor. There is no gender limit, no age limit, and no less than 40 years of work experience..."
"Yesterday, the Lolita Amusement Park suffered a sudden accident, and some of the game facilities were damaged. The maintenance work is currently underway, and the Lolita Amusement Park is temporarily closed for tourists..."
Hearing this, Yu Xiaoxin said that it is no wonder that Lolita reacted so violently when she destroyed the jumping machine. It turned out that it took time to repair it. She couldn't understand this, the amusement park would catch fire in two days time, wouldn't those game facilities be burned in the fire?
"...The patient nicknamed 'Mengmeng Xiaoxian' from the Fourth Hospital performed excellently in the course of treatment yesterday and won the honorary title of 'Demolition Team Member'. Let us congratulate her."
"Is this Xie Mengmeng?" Zhou Xiaozhen said, "It's the same as our title."
"It should be her." Zhao Lan said: "Everyone participated in destroying the game facilities."
"The patient nicknamed 'Qian Qianqian' from the Fourth Hospital performed excellently in the course of treatment yesterday and won the honorary title of 'Demolition Team Member'. Let us congratulate her."
"..."
The broadcast of the Fourth Hospital ended, and Yu Xiao held his breath.
"Yesterday, the patient nicknamed 'Heir of the Deaf' from the Sixth Hospital continued to top the list. Let us extend our warm congratulations to her..."
At this time, Xie Mengmeng and Qian Xin from the Fourth Hospital were puzzled.
"We both have titles, it doesn't make sense for me to laugh." Qian Xin was puzzled, "What happened?"
Xie Mengmeng was also full of question marks, "Yes, it shouldn't be."
The news continues.
"...The patient performed well during the course of treatment, and was awarded the three honorary titles of 'Demolition Captain', 'Amusement Park Bully' and 'Deadly Millennium Killer'. Let us give her warm applause!"
"..."
Zhou Xiaozhen and Zhao Lan, who were happily listening to the news, fell silent suddenly.
Zhou Xiaozhen thought for a while, and said, "I seem to have heard something strange just now, Sister Lan, did you hear it?"
"Yeah." Zhao Lan nodded, "I heard that."
"Then..." Zhou Xiaozhen looked at Yu Xiao, who was completely covered in the quilt, motionless as if dead, "Sister Xiao, she..."
"Hush." Zhao Lan raised a finger in front of her lips, "Don't provoke Xiaoxiao, let her take it easy."
"In addition, the patient nicknamed 'Nickname is so difficult' performed well in yesterday's course of treatment, and was awarded the two honorary titles of 'Demolition Team Member' and 'Bully Accomplice'..."
"...The patient nicknamed 'Milky Egg Girl 438' performed very well in yesterday's course of treatment and won the honorary title of 'Demolition Team'. Let us congratulate her..."
With the end of the morning news, the ward became quiet again.
Zhao Lan and Zhou Xiaozhen winked and exchanged pure thoughts.
"say something!"
"Why don't you say it?"
"You talk first."
"Hmph, no..."
"Ahem." Zhao Lan cleared her throat, "Smile, it's nothing, the content of the title is not important, the important thing is to get the title. You don't know how much others envy you, and you got three at once. Twelve points have been added for the title."
"Is the content of the title really unimportant?" Zhou Xiaozhen said stupidly, "Then why are there so many people imitating Sister Xiao to blow up the toilet? Oh, Sister Lan, tell me, next time the news will appeal to everyone not to persecute NPC chrysanthemums? "
"..." Zhao Lan was completely speechless, and said to her heart, Xiaozhen, Xiaozhen, aren't you adding salt to your sister Xiaoxiao's wound.
"I didn't expect such a title to exist." Zhou Xiaozhen secretly made up her mind that when she enters the dungeon next time, she must try more and try to get a few more titles.
Afterwards, the two began to whisper, and Yu Xiao gradually eased over. Isn't it just a title, what's the big deal, no one knows who she is anyway.
"I really want to live another five hundred years..."
Who is calling? Yu Xiao took out the phone from under the pillow, and as soon as it was connected, Lu Xun's cheerful voice came from the opposite side, "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...hey did you hear the news just now? It's awesome you won three titles again. Hey yes Now, what happened to your last title? Millennium Kill? Who did you use Millennium Kill on..."
Yu Xiao rolled his eyes, wishing he could just faint.
The Forum of the Fourth Academy became lively again.
Xie Mengmeng's post was upvoted again.
[Has the host heard the news? You have been deceived, the big boss is not from the Fourth Academy, but my brother Long. ]
[Combining the posts of this building and the title of the host, we can know that the host was really cheated. ]
[What Long Ge? ! Did you not read the post? The host said that the three bosses are sisters, and the descendants of the dragon are women! ]
[It is really shocking that the No. 1 of the Sixth Academy is a woman, but I still want to say that I am the descendant of the dragon. I am not a woman, and her nickname is definitely not these four words! ]
[Wow My sister Long is amazing! ]
[If the descendant of the dragon is a woman, then in the last news, how did the descendant of the dragon and Zhuge marry the village chief at the same time? ]
[Zhuge Liang fires Pansidong and becomes a fan...]
"So Yu Xiao is Brother Long... Oh no, Sister Long!" Xie Mengmeng said excitedly, "She actually lied to me, so annoying"
Seeing Xie Mengmeng's blushing and shy face, Qian Xin was powerless to complain, how can you hate your youthful appearance?
"The top posts today are all about Yu Xiao." Qian Xin clicked into a bunch of posts.
【I'll take the title like Miss Long! 】
[About Long Jie's title 'Dung Pit Destroyer' appeared in the news last time, I had an idea that I might not be able to get the general title, but this kind of highly maneuverable title might be possible. So after entering the dungeon, my friends and I destroyed all the toilets in the dungeon, causing us to be hunted down by the NPCs in the whole dungeon. ]
[So you were the one who destroyed the toilet in the news? ]
[Actually... I did it too. ]
[1.]
[It's embarrassing, but I also...]
[So the host, have you got the title yet? ]
[Obviously not, if there is a title, it will be broadcast on the news. ]
[Looking at the host in this way is so miserable, I love you...]
[Although I failed, I will not let go of every possible chance to get the title. This time, another highly operable title appeared in Long Jie's title, Fatal Millennium Killer! I will apply for a course of treatment tonight and decide to give it a try in the dungeon, brothers cheer for me! ]
[666.]
[When the landlord comes back, remember to post a post to report the results! ]
[Compared with the title, I still look forward to the host being able to come back alive. ]
[Please come back alive. ]
[…]
Yu Xiao finally prepared himself psychologically. Isn't it just that two men who have only met once know her? What is this? After leaving the hospital in the future, I will definitely never see him in my life.
Phew Yu Xiao let out a long breath, calm down, calm down, after this time, nothing can break you down.
She cheered up, lifted the quilt and got out of bed, ready to wash her face and have breakfast.
"I really want to live another five hundred years..."
Another call came, Yu Xiao picked up the phone and looked, it was Lu Xun again.
After picking up the phone, Yu Xiao yelled: "Do you dare to laugh at me again?! Believe it or not, use the Millennium Killer on you?!"
"..." After a while of silence, Luo Jin on the other end of the phone said, "I didn't laugh."
Yu Xiao: "..."
Next to Luo Jin, someone whispered: "You obviously laughed with me before."
Yu Xiao: "..."
"Ahem." Luo Jin said in a serious voice, "I called you to find out something from you. Can you tell me in detail about the world outside the amusement park?"
Yu Xiaoqi has subsided a lot, and there are still decent people in this world.
She had nothing to hide, and she described her experience after leaving the amusement park in detail.
After hearing this, Luo Jin pondered for a moment, and said, "Do you think that is also part of the copy?"
"I don't think so." Yu smiled and said, "I feel different there from the amusement park, and Lolita has never left the amusement park."
"Thank you for telling me this." Luo Jin sincerely thanked him, "There is one more question I really want to know. I wonder if you can tell me."
Yu smiled: "Tell me."
Luo Jin: "Is the person you killed for a thousand years a human or a ghost? Was it Lolita? That's how you made her cry, right?"