Chapter 72: .Salted fish lies in the male supporting role in the text 1
On the expressway, a black nanny car is driving forward, and the delicate bougainvillea in the green belts on both sides keep retreating.
The few people sitting in the car were quiet, even breathing a little lighter, and glanced at the young man in the back seat with closed eyes from time to time.
Then he sighed countless times, He Yingdi is so handsome! Simple white shirt, black trousers, soft brows and eyes, calm temperament, the whole person exudes the charm of a mature man, a refined gentleman.
As we all know, He Yingdi, a child star, debuted and joined the crew at the age of six. From his son to the leading role, now he is only 30 years old, and has already won all the awards in the country. Best supporting role, best actor, participated in directing last year A movie of the same name also won the best picture, which can be described as fame and fortune.
At an age when others are struggling and looking for opportunities everywhere, they congratulate the actor who has reached the peak, and the heights are overwhelming.
Now Actor He is in a semi-retired state and has started to work behind the scenes. Only those who are very interested in the script or want to return favors will appear.
This time they went to the countryside to participate in a variety show, just to repay the favor of a TV station.
Manager Liu Ge looked at the notebook in his hand and murmured in his heart: The pastoral scenery, you won't let their actor go down to farm, right?
While complaining, a voice suddenly came from the back seat, low and a little lazy: "Where are you?"
Brother Liu looked back, and saw that He Dongchen, with his eyes closed, woke up at some point and was twisting a bottle of mineral water. His slender fingers unscrewed the blue bottle cap slowly, and drank it with his head raised, his Adam's apple up and down. Rolling, reflections on car windows.
He Dongchen raised his eyebrows in puzzlement before he got the answer after drinking the water.
Brother Liu quickly regained his composure, glanced at his watch, and replied, "We'll be there in twenty minutes."
He Dongchen nodded, did not speak any more, and let the system unfold the mission plot.
This time he dressed up as a famous movie star, well, he was also the heroine's first nobleman.
Last Small World: "After I Picked Up a Dog, I Reached the Peak of My Life"
Basic task: get married and have children (completed)
Merit task: 23570
Harvest points: 100+ can be exchanged for 23570 merits
Current Small World: "After the Salted Fish, I Won by Lying Down"
Introduction: Bei Er transmigrated into a starlet who was an Internet celebrity and counterattacked.
did not expect.
In the variety show, because she is not flattered by salty fish, the actor wants to form a team with her.
At the company's annual meeting, because she only cared about eating salted fish, she caught the eyes of the big boss.
Years later, Bei Er gained fame and fortune, reached the top of the entertainment industry, faced the interview with the host, and spread his hands very unsatisfactorily: At first, I just wanted to be a quiet salted fish.
Basic task: get married and have children (unfinished)
Merit mission: 0
Undoubtedly, what He Dongchen wore was the actor who insisted on teaming up with the heroine in that variety show.
The original body has been in the entertainment industry for more than ten years, and has long seen through the world of mortals. Now that he has a high status, he is always flattered and flattered wherever he goes, so suddenly, among a group of people scrambling to talk, he saw the heroine of the salted fish squatting Hitting aside, it is particularly eye-catching.
The original body wanted to finish recording the show quietly, so he suggested to the program crew to form a team with the heroine. During the recording process, he found that the heroine was really a salty fish, different from the rumors, and was a little bit attracted.
After the variety show ended, the hostess became popular by chance, and the original body extended an olive branch to make movies and show together.
It's a pity that the original body is only a male supporting role. After the male protagonist appears strong, he gradually fades out of the plot, and finally dies alone.
He Dongchen rubbed his chin, salted fish will always be salted fish, is it not good to give opportunities to hardworking people?
Twenty minutes later, the car stopped at a three-row villa.
As soon as He Dongchen got out of the car, he was enthusiastically surrounded by a group of staff from the program team, asking for warmth, all the way to the idyllic villa in the middle surrounded by stars.
"Teacher He is here, are you tired on the road? Come in and have a seat." The director stood at the entrance of the villa with a smile, and took a few steps forward to hold He Dongchen's hand, with a kind attitude.
Behind him, several other guests participating in the variety show followed closely, smiling all over their faces.
A group of people busily entered the hall of the villa.
After entering, the director saw Bei Er with sleepy eyes in the corner, and his smile faltered. What's going on with this Bei Er?
He moved to block He Dongchen's line of sight, and after they sat down, they started scrambling to introduce themselves, and almost everyone would say: I grew up watching your dramas...
He Dongchen looked at one of the artists who were about his own age with a look of admiration, and fell silent. It seems that being famous too early is also a burden.
As the biggest coffee guy, He Dongchen only needs to sit there quietly, nodding and smiling from time to time, and doesn't need to care about the silence.
The program team invited a total of eight guests, four men and four women, to form four teams to compete in the competition. He was the last one to show up. He will get to know each other first tonight, and the official shooting will start tomorrow morning.
He Dongchen never paid attention to Bei Er who was in the corner, so Bei Er, as she wished, was an invisible person from beginning to end.
Everyone is very realistic, competing to perform in front of the actor, how can they recommend others to share their sense of existence.
After a lively dinner, He Dongchen went upstairs to the room arranged by the program team.
The assistant checked the room as usual, and when there was no problem, He Dongchen took a change of clothes and went to the bathroom to take a shower.
When he came out of the bathroom refreshed, Brother Liu had finished communicating with the director, and came in and asked him, "Who do you like more among the four newcomers just now?" , is an out-and-out old man.
As the biggest big name, He Dongchen is of course qualified to choose a team partner.
"Choose someone who is motivated and hardworking." He Dongchen said casually, while wiping his hair with a towel. Now at the end of May, the weather is sultry, and the hair will be more refreshing when it is naturally dry.
Brother Liu nodded, his mind was spinning rapidly. Among the four newcomers, there was a traffic niche who just became popular this year, a female team leader with a backstage temperament, a long-legged schoolmaster, and Bei Er, an Internet celebrity who counterattacked.
Thinking of this, Brother Liu joked: "I thought you would choose that Bei Er. Tonight, I look honest and honest, with few things to do, which is different from the rumors."
He Dongchen glanced at him, thinking that this manager knew Yuan Shen quite well.
But there is a saying that cleverness is misunderstood by cleverness. Smart people believe that what they see is true and what they hear is not. Therefore, Yuanshen and Brother Liu, seeing that Bei Er was honest and not flattering, decided that the rumors were false and looked at her differently.
He Dongchen responded casually: "Old arms and legs, I can't play anymore. Of course, I need to find a young man who is motivated."
Brother Liu shrugged his shoulders. Even though he said that, everyone knew that if He Dongchen really stood aside and watched the young rookies busy during the recording of the show, he would definitely be accused of playing big names because of his seniority.
Before dawn the next day, someone from the program team knocked on the door and the recording started.
This variety show is called Pastoral Scenery. It is a group of people fishing for fish and snails in the countryside. The rhythm is slow and healing, and the focus is to eliminate impetuousness.
The content of the first recording is to draw lots to form a team, and then go to the village to select fish ponds, release water to catch fish, and see who can catch the fish with the lowest price per catty.
He Dongchen was wearing a white body kilt, black knee-length trousers, and a brown fisherman's hat on his head. He was dressed in a very casual garden style.
Seeing him coming downstairs, several guests greeted him warmly. Bei Er, as usual, dozed off on the beanbag sofa in the corner, making the assistant next to him anxious.
"My little ancestor, that's Film Emperor He. You were already very rude last night. Hurry up and say hello, so you can have a good time in the future."
Bei Er yawned and waved his hands indifferently: "I won't go, and if I go, I will be sprayed and look ugly."
The original body worn by Bei Er, the Internet celebrity's counterattack, the history of being in the top position is difficult, all kinds of hype CP, rubbing the popularity, making it notorious, so that now it is popular, no matter which actor you work with, even if it is not as popular as yourself, you will It's ugly to be sprayed, and it's posted on Barabara.
Now that Bei Er is here, I just want to be quiet, eat melons and watch movies. Anyway, the original body earns enough. After recording a few shows in my hand, I will retire from the circle to retire and become a rich and free rent collector. Po.
The assistant looked at her unmotivated appearance and hated iron for being weak, and said sadly: "Bei Er, you have changed! You were not like this before! You can do anything to be famous, rub the red carpet, rub the popularity, rub the CP ..."
The speaker didn't care about the listener, and Bei Er, who had been drowsy, was shocked, his expression became unnatural, and his eyes dodged.
After the noisy greetings, the filming officially began. First, the guests came out one by one, blowing a certain brand of bread from the sponsor, and then entering the lottery session.
Under the attention of everyone, He Dongchen randomly drew a lottery. It looked random, but the program team had already done it in secret.
As a result, He Dongchen glanced at the lottery, then frowned, raised his hand and shouted to stop, took the lottery to find the director, with a calm expression: "I got it wrong, let's reshoot."
When the director saw the word "Bei Er" on the sign, he immediately apologized with a smile: "It was a mistake, it was a mistake, the people below are careless. Take your positions and retake a section."
After He Dongchen left, the director grabbed the staff of the props group and criticized: "What should I do? I'm so frizzy." What if King He thinks they did it on purpose, just to flatter that Bell?
The staff apologized again and again, and during the second filming, they directly removed Bei Er's sign to ensure that there would be no more mistakes.
In this episode, everyone was in a fog, especially Bei Er himself, who had no idea that a huge opportunity would pass him by.
The filming continued, this time it went smoothly and there were no mistakes. He Dongchen got an actress, Fang Nanxing, who was set up as a schoolmaster.
After being drawn, the other party had an excited face and grinned from ear to ear. The first sentence he came up with was: "Mr. He, I have liked watching your plays since I was a child."
He Dongchen was silent: ...
"Actually, if I remember correctly, you and I are two years apart."
Fang Nanxing nodded, and the chicken pecked at the rice: "When you were filming, I was still rolling in the mud."
Fang Nanxing was born in the countryside, with no background, and relying on his grades to go all the way to the big cities. He is an outstanding graduate of a famous university, and for some reason suddenly changed his career to become an actor. That's right, a top student, with a natural liking, coupled with a clean appearance, a pair of long legs, suitable for both men and women.
While the two were talking, the lottery continued, and finally Bei Er was drawn by an old actor, Jiang Wei. He Dongchen had a playful expression on his face. This general is well-known for his dedication and strict requirements in everything. The heroine of salted fish is assigned to him, but he has no time for salted fish.
After the lottery is over, the director comes out and distributes the tasks.
The four groups went to the village to select fish ponds. The program team had already marked the price on each fish pond in advance, ranging from two hundred to several thousand. Whoever can catch the fish with the lowest price per catty before the sun goes down is the winner.
For example, if you pick a fish pond worth 4,000 yuan, and after releasing the water, you can fish out 100 fish weighing 300 catties in total. The price of the fish is 13.3 yuan per catty.
If you pick a fish pond worth 200 yuan, and after releasing the water, you get 30 fish, a total of 20 catties, then the price of the fish is 10 yuan per catty.
Although the former worked hard to catch hundreds of catties of fish, the unit price was higher than that of the latter, and the latter easily won.
Under this kind of game rules, the eyesight and luck of the guests are specially tested. If you can get a big product from the cheap fish pond, you can easily win.
In the original text, the original body had a casual attitude, so Bei Er, the salted fish, picked a small fish pond nearby. Unexpectedly, he fished out a big fish and easily won the game. They finished easily while others wallowed in the mud and tried desperately to catch fish.
Back to the topic.
He Dongchen and Fang Nanxing's team was named Southeast, which was particularly easy to remember. After getting the task, Fang Nanxing volunteered and took over the job of selecting fish ponds.
She said enthusiastically: "When I was a child, my neighbor's house built a fish pond for several years, and I have learned a lot from it."
He Dongchen nodded: "Then it depends on your ability."
In the original text, Fang Nanxing's team seemed to have won the second place, and it was the one who worked so hard to fish out hundreds of catties of fish and made himself completely embarrassed. When the show was broadcast later, netizens took screenshots and compared it, saying that hard work is not as good as luck, and some people just want to accept their fate.
I don't know when, hard work has turned into embarrassment. More and more people choose to lie down and accept their fate, and for the sake of peace of mind, they wantonly promote this idea.
Taking advantage of the gentle sun, the two wore hats and walked towards the fish pond in the village, followed by two assistants and the staff of the program team.
A group of people were busy, and there were many villagers watching the excitement along the road, moving small benches and sitting in the shade to watch the excitement.
Fang Nanxing walked in front, with brisk steps, and from time to time grabbed a few stalks of dogtail grass from the side of the road, with a relaxed expression, and said with a bit of nostalgia: "I really miss the carefree days when I was a child."
He Dongchen looked at the layers of green hills in the distance, the corners of his mouth slightly curled up, just as a gust of breeze came, the dandelions on the side of the road were flying in the wind, leisurely, passed by He Dongchen's side, and one even pricked his shoulder mischievously on, triumphantly.
"Teacher He, you have dandelions on your shoulders." Fang Nanxing turned around to see this scene, reminded with a smile, and did not take it off with restraint.
He Dongchen lowered his head slightly, patted it off lightly, and said with a smile: "Don't call me Teacher Teacher, I sound so old."
Fang Nanxing followed the words, "Then call me Brother Dongchen."
That's old too.
While the two were talking, they had already arrived at the fish ponds. Fang Nanxing's expression became serious, and he began to inspect the fish ponds one by one. He did not forget to explain the doorway inside to He Dongchen.
"See if there are many fish. If the water is turbid, there are fish in it. If the water is clear and you can see the bottom at a glance, there must be nothing big."
"There are also aquatic plants, see if the aquatic plants are fat, and if there are any bite marks on them..."
Fang Nanxing spoke clearly and logically, and finally stopped at a fish pond with a price tag of 1,500 yuan, stroked his chin and analyzed: "This fish pond is not big or small, if the water is released smoothly, it will take three or four hours, and there is still one afternoon left. Leave it to us to catch the fish."
In order to watch, the program group does not allow the use of fishing nets and other fishing props, and guests are required to go down and catch fish by themselves.
He Dongchen nodded, walked a few steps on the ridge, turned around suddenly, and waved to the staff: "Give me a piece of bread."
Although the staff didn't understand, they still took two. This time, the sponsor of their program group was a certain brand of bread. Of course, it would be better if they could appear on the screen.
He Dongchen tore open the package, tore the bread into small pieces, kneaded them into small balls, and threw them to the fish pond.
With a brush, a large piece of bread **** fell into the fish pond like raindrops. After a while, big fish and small fish scrambled to the surface to grab the bread. It can be seen that there are a lot of fish in this fish pond.
The staff of the program group were dumbfounded, and that's okay.
Fang Nanxing also blinked, and said dryly: "Brother Dongchen is the big boss, it's my class who got the ax."
Why didn't she think of testing the amount of fish in the fish pond with bread, she was ashamed.
He Dongchen said calmly, "This is the fish pond, let's find the water outlet."
The staff hurried forward and brought them wader pants. Even He Dongchen, who is nearly 1.9 meters tall, could reach his chest even if he put them on, ensuring that not a drop of water would get in.
After Fang Nanxing put on the generous sewer suit, his long legs disappeared in an instant, looking naive and silly.
"Brother, spray some sunscreen." Assistant Xiao Fang took a bottle of sunscreen spray and sprayed it on He Dongchen's face and neck. It looked a little funny. After He Dongchen refused, he reluctantly sprayed it on again.
There is a fear that the assistant is afraid that you will get tanned.
He Dongchen spread his hands helplessly, while Fang Nanxing covered his mouth and sniggered, his crescent eyes crooked.
After the two were fully armed, they found the drain by the fish pond. Fortunately, the drain was still there, and the design was reasonable, and the water would start to drain when the pipe was pressed down. If you can't find a drainage hole, you can only use a machine to pump water, which is time-consuming and annoying.
After releasing the water, they have nothing to do, they can go back to the villa and wait for the afternoon fishing.
Bell next door is going crazy.
She is just a salted fish, she just wants to eat and die!
It's a pity that Jiang Wei, who formed the team, is a serious veteran cadre. After getting the task, he began to carefully select fish ponds, and almost went through more than one hundred fish ponds in one piece.
Bei Er's seniority is too low to lose face, so he can only stumble along behind with a smile on his face. The ridge of the fish pond is not easy to walk, crooked, and weeds grow in remote places. Bei Er wears a half-length floral skirt, His calf was scratched a few times, so he had to stop and change his pants.
Jiang Wei said earnestly: "I understand that little girls love beauty, but it depends on the occasion. Look at the female guests today, and you are the only one wearing skirts."
Bei Er was preached by him in front of so many people, her face turned red, and she shouted crazily in her heart, she only wanted salty fish!
When choosing a fish pond, Bei Er wanted to choose the smallest one, which required less work, but was rejected by Jiang Wei, and finally chose a larger one. It would take four or five hours just to release the water.
Looking at the big fish pond, Bei Er became dizzy and wished he could faint on the spot.
It is too late to break the contract now.