Chapter 72: love song queen
All the people present were Su Yunshao and Taoyao who could go to hell, and at most one system that no one knew about.
In order for the little friends to see and hear with their own eyes, Su Yunshao drew Yin Qi to make the white figure appear.
Soon, the little friends saw a woman in white clothes with charred black hair and short hair standing upright. At first glance, she was struck by lightning.
Taoyao, who was also struck by lightning, glanced at it and quietly turned her head away, it was so ugly.
Su Yunshao knocked on the coffee table with his backhand, with a cold expression: "Tell me."
"What?" Li Gui's voice was hoarse, looking at Su Yunshao's eyes full of resentment, no one could see that she could not be obedient.
Su Yunshao: "Tell me why you killed, how and how many people you killed."
Li Gui let out a "ha" and glanced at Bai Xingchen, without the slightest thought to conceal his sarcasm and disdain.
"You all deliberately pretended to be lovers to lure me into the bait, what else do you ask?"
Su Yunshao hated those ghosts who were imprisoned and stubborn, because that meant she had to waste a lot of talismans.
She was too lazy to waste her saliva, and took out a thunderbolt fan from her pocket. At this moment, silence is better than sound.
The eyes of the little friends lit up, and the buff is here!
"Ho!" Li Gui turned around and ran away.
Suddenly, there was a terrifying pressure from the opposite side, like a big mountain, pressing Li Gui to the ground, unable to move a finger.
The coercion did not come from Su Yunshao, but the King of Hell.
At the time of the Love Corner, Li Gui was forced to put away his small movements because of the appearance of the King of Hell, and only then was Su Yunshao discovered, which attracted Jiuqu Tianlei to attack her.
Hades had a suppressing effect on ghosts if he did nothing, not to mention that he deliberately suppressed, and the two fierce ghosts had to bow their heads to Su Yunshao.
"I said." The simple words took all her strength.
The King of Hell withdrew his coercion, Li Gui lost all his strength, and fell to the ground in an embarrassment, her legs were as soft as noodles, and she couldn't stand up, so she stopped trying to stand up and just sat on the ground talking.
"My name is Zeng Xiaoyun. I came to work in a big city before graduating from junior high school. My education is not enough and I can't find a good job..."
Once he opened his mouth, he spoke much more smoothly.
People who live in the countryside always feel that there are more opportunities to make money in big cities. Only those who go to big cities know that there are opportunities and money, but it is not easy to make money.
After Zeng Xiaoyun came out, she ran into obstacles everywhere. During the interview, she required academic qualifications, certificates, and good looks... There were so many requirements that she didn't know whether she was looking for a job or a wife.
Her Mandarin has a strong accent from her hometown, which makes it difficult to identify. She can't even work as a waiter in a restaurant. She can only wash the dishes.
The salary for washing dishes is too low. Zeng Xiaoyun lives in a damp and windless basement, which is only a little bigger than the toilet in his hometown.
After the job was confirmed, she called her home to explain her situation. She didn't want to worry her family, so she didn't say her specific situation, only that everything was fine.
And that's where the nightmare begins.
The great-father and great-mother asked for money every now and then. Today, the younger brother is sick, tomorrow, what the younger brother wants to eat, and the day after tomorrow, the younger brother wants to change new clothes. There are various excuses for asking for money.
Zeng Xiaoyun has lived in the basement for four years. For the past four years, there are only a few fixed sets of clothes in spring, summer, autumn and winter. Every meal is steamed bread with pickles. Occasionally, a little leftover from the restaurant is a snack.
Zeng's father and mother never asked her what she usually ate, slept, and whether she was sick. She would just ask for money blindly, and scolded her for being unfilial if she didn't give her. So a person of hundreds of pounds did not give back the slightest bit to the family.
The family love was exhausted by asking for money and quarreling again and again. Zeng Xiaoyun was so tired that she chose to ignore her family and not send money to her family.
As a result, Zeng mother came all the way to the place where she worked, crying and shouting to people that she was not filial, saying that she wanted to starve her parents to death if she didn't send money home when she came out to make money.
After such a commotion, Zeng Xiaoyun's hard-earned promotion opportunity was gone, but Zeng's mother only cared about money, she left when she got the money, and said, "Would you be fine if you give it to me earlier?", just like a blood-sucking leech.
If she continues to stay in such a family, she will be sucked dry sooner or later. Zeng Xiaoyun realizes that she has to leave this family, and the best way is to get married!
Zeng Xiaoyun left that place, found a new place of work, and met a boyfriend who he liked.
Fortunately, my boyfriend's family is in good condition, and he doesn't mind that she is from a remote and poor rural area.
Zeng Xiaoyun brought her boyfriend home to see her parents. Zeng's father and mother said 200,000 yuan and said bluntly: "If you don't have 200,000 yuan, you don't want to marry my daughter!"
It seems that they care about this daughter very much, but in fact they just want to use the money to help their son marry a daughter-in-law, because the son has made someone else's belly big, and the other party will ask for 100,000 betrothal gifts, or they will kill the child in the belly.
The great-father and great-mother were reluctant to give up their grandson, and they were jumping in a hurry because they couldn't afford the money. Zeng Xiaoyun brought her boyfriend home. The men from the big cities must be rich!
The great father and mother thought together, the lion opened his mouth, and the 100,000 betrothal gift was directly doubled.
The boyfriend left on the same day, and before leaving, he said to Zeng Xiaoyun, who sent him off: "I don't mind that you were born poor, and I don't mind that without the help of the Yue family, it's not that my family can't afford the 200,000 yuan, but I can't marry a brother-in-law. magic."
It was the first time I saw my parents, and before I started talking about marriage, my great-father and great-mother were about to sell their daughter. If he didn’t stop his losses in time, would he have to work hard to fill this bottomless pit?
This relationship was disturbed by her great-father and great-mother, and the two elders also scolded her for not being able to keep people. If she was pregnant with a son as early as her future daughter-in-law, let alone 200,000, 400,000!
Hearing this, everyone was stunned, and it was impossible to imagine that there are still people in this era whose minds are so rotten to this point.
Seeing their reaction, Zeng Xiaoyun laughed madly.
"At first glance, you are children who grew up in honeypots. I have never seen how poor families raise children."
The little friends did not refute in their mouths, and did not agree in their hearts.
Gai Jie, Xu Dunyu and Baiyi have average family conditions, but their parents love their children very much and will never use their children as a bargaining chip for money.
Su Yunshao was born wrong, lost his adoptive father and mother when he was young, and grew up with the help of the villagers. Isn't he worse than Zeng Xiaoyun? But Su Yunshao still lived a good life alone.
Zeng Xiaoyun: "There are four children in our family..."
Zeng Xiaoyun is the first child in the family. Although she is a daughter, Zeng husband and mother think that they will bloom first and then bear fruit, which is not bad for her, but not the two younger sisters who will be born later.
Compared with the son who grew up in the palm of his hand, the daughter of the Zeng family is like the weeds on the roadside.
The son's name is Zeng Xiaobao. It is the treasure that Zeng's father and mother have been looking forward to for more than ten years. The daughter is cloud, flower and grass. The names are more difficult to choose than the other.
Zeng’s family raised pigs and were not poor, but Zeng’s parents and mothers did not want to spend any more money for Zeng Xiaoyun to read. They felt that sooner or later their daughter would marry off and become someone else’s family, so there was no need to read so well.
If you have that spare money, you might as well save it up and get a wife for your son.
For the sake of the youngest son, Zeng's father and mother forced the eldest daughter to drop out of school and go to work, the second daughter stayed at home to do farm work, the third daughter was responsible for the food and life of the family and took care of the younger son. The lives of everyone in the Zeng family revolved around Zeng Xiaobao.
Zeng Xiaoyun's boyfriend was scared away, and he didn't ask for the money. Zeng's father and mother put their ideas on the other two daughters.
The second daughter originally had a good talk with a young man from the next village, but because the amount of the betrothal gift requested by the great-father and great-mother was too high, there was no following.
Zeng's father and mother turned around and sold the second and third daughters together. It was really like selling a pig.
They don't care what other people do when they buy their daughters back. They find the highest bidder and sell them directly. After taking the money, they go home happily and marry their sons.
If it wasn't for the fact that Zeng Xiaoyun had been to a big city, the big city husband she would find in the future would be richer, and she would also be sold.
"Fuck!" Qin Jian couldn't help it anymore, and shook his fist fiercely, "How can there be such disgusting parents?"
Bai Xingchen closed his eyes and said calmly, "The world is big, and there are all kinds of people."
From the corner of Su Yunshao's eyes, he saw that Bai Xingchen's hand on his lap was shaking—the education he received from childhood made him unable to scold the two old people in front of his children and so many people, but he was really angry.
Lei Chuman comforted Zhao Qinghua, who was crying, Fu Ye hugged Su Yiyi, whose eyes were red, Xu Dun and Chen Xingyuan frowned, Taoyao stopped chewing on the beef jerky, and the little fleshy faces were tensed. Tight.
Only Yu Baiyi supported his head with his hands, nibbled melon seeds, and looked like he was listening to the story with great interest.
Su Yunshao looked at Yan Wang helplessly, Yan Wang shook his head, she sighed, and knocked on the coffee table twice, "Digression."
Zeng Xiaoyun glared at Su Yunshao, got a cold look from the King of Hell, and said obediently: "I talked a few more paragraphs later, getting older and earning more and more, so I came here with my boyfriend..."
"I'm getting old and I don't have so many choices. I heard the rumors of the love corner. I went there with my boyfriend. I asked him if he wanted to marry me. If he didn't, I pushed him down."
Friends: "…"
"Gone?"
Zeng Xiaoyun: "No more."
Yu Baiyi sneered: "How is that possible?"
Su Yunshao threw the thunderbolt fan: "Tell the truth."
"I swear, everything I say is the truth!" Zeng Xiaoyun raised his hand and swore, his face full of sincerity.
Su Yunshao's face was cold: "I asked you why you killed, how to kill, and how many people you killed. You didn't answer from the beginning. After I reminded you again, you still lied. It seems that you want to taste the taste of Jiuqu Tianlei again. ."
She just doesn't want to waste the talisman, it doesn't mean it can't be wasted.
Yu Baiyi rubbed his hands expectantly, "Is my buff coming?"
Qin Jian stood up, "No, it's my buff!"
Xu Dun raised his hand: "Isn't this a pure character issue?"
Chen Xingyuan clenched his fist: "In terms of character, I can't lose!"
Fu Ye said, "They're all relatives, so give me some face?"
Su Yiyi almost died of laughter, "If you really want to give face, you should give me this sister first, right?"
Lei Chuman had a different opinion: "Shouldn't we be humble at this time?"
Zhao Qinghua cried and chirped: "I have a light character, and I lack this buff the most. I need to allocate it as needed."
Zeng Xiaoyun: ? ? ?
This group of people was still sympathizing with her experience just now, helping her to scold her great-father and great-mother, but at this moment they were so happy that she was about to be struck by lightning from Jiuqu Tianlei. Is it a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality? !
"You're being played again, idiot!" Tao Yao sneered.
Zeng Xiaoyun followed this milky voice to see that it was a little man gnawing on the neck of a duck, with a round pink appearance and a particularly unpleasant tone of voice.
"What are you looking at?" Taoyao glared at her, "You don't think you can deceive them, who have experienced many battles, with your poor acting skills?"
"After a hundred battles, it's not enough." Qin Jian waved his hand modestly, smiling until his teeth were exposed, "That is, he has experienced one, two, three, or four ghosts."
Bai Xingchen was finally able to exhale. He was really afraid that he would not cooperate well with other people's performances, and showed his flaws in front of Zeng Xiaoyun, "I think if this continues, it is necessary to take an acting course."
Yu Baiyi took the initiative to ask Ying: "I'm familiar with this matter! Teacher Yu's performance class is starting, come and sign up"
The little friends raised their hands very cooperatively, and each and everyone shouted "Little Teacher" and "Mr. Yu" with a sweet mouth, until Yu Baiyi's expression gradually lost control.
Su Yunshao: "..." So I was also played?
She just really thought that the little friends were deceived by Zeng Xiaoyun, and she was thinking about how to make them remember, but she didn't expect...
Hades turned sideways and whispered in her ear, "I saw a few of them wink."
After the trouble, Qin Jian pulled out a hand to tear the duck's neck, bit it in his mouth, and looked at Zeng Xiaoyun coldly: "You thought you made up a perfect story, but you didn't know that it was full of flaws, we are all watching you joke."
"Impossible!" Zeng Xiaoyun stood up suddenly, "My story has successfully deceived so many people, it is impossible for you to fail!"
Taoyao asked Qin Jian curiously: "So this is 'you can insult my acting skills, but not my IQ'?"
Qin Jian nodded in relief, it can be regarded as bringing out the uneducated peach tree spirit, Ba Ba is very pleased!
"People and ghosts of this type are often self-confident and conceited. After being exposed in person, there is a 99% chance that they will become insane. If you catch the painful foot, you can stab hard, so you can deal with it very well."
Su Yiyi sincerely sighed: "The story you sang the day before yesterday is not this. You have to be a little bit more logical when you are a ghost and deceive people, right? It is not convincing, and it is difficult for us to cooperate with your performance if you are deceived."
Zeng Xiaoyun: "…"
Over and over again, she was teased and played by a group of minors. She was furious, her nails and hair grew wild in an instant, and her body was full of black energy.
However, there were still Su Yunshao and King Yan at the scene, and it was impossible for the two of them to allow such a scene to appear, so Zeng Xiaoyun was first crushed to the ground by the coercion of King Yan, and then held in place by Su Yunshao's immortality amulet.
"Trouble." Su Yunshao fanned himself with the thunder talisman fan, and asked the King of Hell, "Why don't you just bring it back? It doesn't make much sense to find out her methods of committing crimes can't bring those people back to life."
Yu Baiyi hurriedly said: "Isn't there a mantra? Come on, won't she just say it all?"
Mantras are limited.
Although it is impossible to lie, it is also feasible for the other party to consciously conceal and refuse to communicate.
Su Yunshao used his vitality to draw a ready-made mantra, stick it on Zeng Xiaoyun's forehead, and asked the question again.
This time, I don't know if Zeng Xiaoyun gave up lying or didn't want to hide it, Balabala said.
The truth is similar to the story Su Yiyi Fu Ye heard.
Zeng Xiaoyun had money and came to this island for vacation alone, where she met her beloved man.
She had never seen such a melancholy male protagonist who seemed to come out of a novel. She was much more perfect than all her predecessors. She was completely attracted to men.
Zeng Xiaoyun began to meet men by chance, created opportunities to meet, and used all his scheming and means to tease men, but the man came here on vacation because of his love, and he was not interested in Zeng Xiaoyun, and he didn't want to start another relationship in a short time. Shrouded in melancholy, the temperament is unique.
Zeng Xiaoyun didn't believe in evil, and tried his best to fail. In the end, he just got the drunk man to sleep with him, patted his **** and left, and even took a note on the bedside table.
Hearing this, the girls: "..."
"Hmph, isn't he just a man?" Zeng Xiaoyun sneered coldly, "After taking off his clothes, isn't the meat all the same? I like him, he has the ability to be hypocritical, I don't like him anymore, there is no difference between a man and a duck."
Boys: "..." Duck?
Su Yunshao didn't want his friends to be poisoned by Zeng Xiaoyun's excessive thoughts, so that he would only talk about **** and not love in the future, so he quickly tapped Zeng Xiaoyun's head, "Speak quickly, and focus!"
The details of how to sleep and how men undress can be skipped.
Zeng Xiaoyun looked around and found that most of them were underage, and there was a three-year-old baby, licking his lips, "Men are all scumbags, he didn't agree with me before I succeeded, and I slept for one night, Started asking me out the next day."
Girls: "..." What a fresh and refined woman!
Boys: "..." Cheap, cheap bones?
Zeng Xiaoyun's leave is time-limited, the vacation is about to end, and she is leaving. The man couldn't bear her, and begged her to go home with him to see his parents. Zeng Xiaoyun went, but the man's parents did not agree with them being together.
When Zeng Xiaoyun got it, he realized that the same thing happened to a man, and was no longer interested in him. Shortly after returning to China, the man came to the door, just in time to see her laughing and beating and scolding with other men.
The man begged her to go to the love corner again. Zeng Xiaoyun was annoying, so he came with him once, and decided to end the relationship after the breakup.
That night, a man knelt down on one knee with a diamond ring in the love corner to propose marriage. This was the scene that Zeng Xiaoyun once longed for the most, but now it was abandoned. She smiled and threw the diamond ring into the sea.
"Then he pushed me down." Zeng Xiaoyun sighed, "Since then, I haven't seen a good couple. When I see a pair break up, I kill them if they can't break up. Are you satisfied?"
Even under the influence of the mantra, what Zeng Xiaoyun said were all facts, but there were so many loopholes that Su Yunshao really didn't want to waste any more time.
"Don't ask."
"What's wrong?" Qin Jian was puzzled. He still had many questions unanswered. Seeing Bai Xingchen shaking his head, he stopped talking.
"Then I'll take it away." The King of Hell threw out the chains, locked Zeng Xiaoyun, and returned to the underworld from the gate of hell.
For the third time, he came to the ancient well and crossed out the line of the Queen of Love Songs in the list of the Eighteen Ghost Kings.
"Other people's love songs are for pursuit, yours is for killing people. Did you choose the name 'Queen of Love Songs' yourself?"
Zeng Xiaoyun was surprised: "What love song queen?"
Hades laughed without saying a word, kicked Gujing with his toes, "It's time for dinner."
Gu Jing opened his big mouth and swallowed Zeng Xiaoyun, spit out two small phantoms with a few chirps, and the figure was so pale that only a thin layer remained, as if it could dissipate at any time.
Hades took the breath of these two phantoms and threw them into the book of life and death, and the book of life and death showed their names: Zeng Xiaohua and Zeng Xiaocao.
"You're quite picky."
Gu Jing twisted and repaired many cracks in the well body, opened and closed his mouth, but did not reveal the slightest sound, but the King of Hell seemed to have heard something, "Since the reincarnation of life has to pass through you, what is the difference between here and there?"
Gu Jing continued to speak, and the King of Hell held his forehead, "Is there any difference between the main body and the avatar? Come on, stop arguing, I'll take it away."
Not long after, Su Yunshao received a message from the King of Hell.
Hades: [Zeng Xiaoyun ate two younger sisters, and they have been separated and sent to reincarnation. 】
Su Yunshao: [Don't you need to line up? 】
Hades: [The soul is depleted too much, and if you don't reincarnate, you will die. If you are reincarnated as a human, you will be demented, mentally handicapped, and short-lived. You will be sent to be a cat to raise your soul. 】
Su Yunshao: [Why did she eat her younger sister? 】
Hades: [She is a singer-songwriter. She has met all scumbags in her life. She has suffered from love all her life. Her two younger sisters have never read any books. She lives relatively poor and lives well. 】
That's why there are so many things that don't make sense in Zeng Xiaoyun.
She is full of lies but has kindness, her acting skills are not good but the story is true, and the truth is full of loopholes, just because she swallowed two younger sisters and coexisted with them, sharing memories and experiences.
At this time, Qin Jian slipped into Bai Xingchen's room and occupied Bai Xingchen's bed.
"Xingxing, why did you stop me from asking?" He still didn't understand the question of enchantment and singing, but he was curious to death.
Bai Xingchen: "Zeng Xiaoyun has been talking about him all the time. He doesn't have a few truths in his mouth. If he asks further, there will be no results. Yu Baiyi didn't believe that she treated her as a play from the beginning, and Fu Ye didn't even say it. a few words."
"The mantra has been used, sooner or later..." Qin Jian realized, "Xingxing, why didn't Yun Shao take it out earlier?"
"Because she knows it's useless." This was not what Bai Xingchen said, but Yu Baiyi who just pushed in the door. "The time you two went to my house to find me for a public service advertisement, I knew the flaws of the mantra."
"What defect?" Qin Jian asked.
Yu Baiyi: "The mantra talisman only allows people to speak the truth, but it does not prohibit or force others to speak. In other words, as long as you are mentally strong and do not speak, or you are dumb, this talisman will not work."
Qin Jian lay down on the bed and rolled over, covering her face and screaming: "I've been hit by the stun buff!"
Bai Xingchen: "Love makes people lose their minds."
Yu Baiyi: "He hasn't started yet."
The two were very happy to fight against Qin Jian. Qin Jian was about to talk back, but Su Yunshao sent the words of the King of Hell to the group, which made people feel chills on their backs.
Yu Baiyi: [Jealousy makes people ugly. 】
Qin Jian: [Perhaps it is because of the existence of two younger sisters that Zeng Xiaoyun killed so many people but still hasn't lost his mind? The three Xueba ghosts almost lost their minds when they didn't kill anyone. 】
Bai Xingchen: [Yun Shao, do you think the ghost who rushed out to stop me was Zeng Xiaoyun? 】