Chapter 74: on the ending
If time could be turned back, Zhou Shichen would rather be severely punished by Yan Qi on the bed, than rush upstairs to take some CP's precious bed-sharing video for her co-worker, and see Xu Shuyan sitting on Lin Yi's body ...indescribable.
The window of the balcony was opened and the wind was blowing in.
She stared at the GoPro in her hand, recalling how much she had captured just now, how to destroy the master tape before handing it over to the program crew, and her deep regret—if she didn’t bring a camera, wouldn’t she be able to enjoy it?
Complicated emotions flooded into her heart for a while, she took a deep breath and sighed again, feeling her heart was as cold as in a Siberian snowstorm, she took a closer look.
Huh?
Why is the camera still shooting her?
Zhou Shichen asked the cameraman: "Why are you filming me?"
Cameraman: "...you won't let me in, so I have to find something to shoot?"
Zhou Shichen: "..."
She could already imagine what would be on the barrage after this episode aired.
Things like "Is there something I can't see as a VIP user", "I'm seeing outsiders", "Why do you still treat me as an outsider" are all pediatrics, and the most terrifying thing is "No way, no way, the intentional doi was photographed ""Uh, how come the young man doesn't know how to restrain himself early in the morning? He won't do it from last night to now!" "Someone collapsed the house! Who is it! I won't say!"
Just as he was thinking about it, a few bursts of laughter came from the room that was not yet closed.
Zhou Shichen: "?"
Wow, these two people have destroyed the hearts of their teammates, and they still laugh?
"Wait here for me." Zhou Shichen said, "I'll take a GoPro inside to have a look. If there are any shots, I'll take them. If I don't have one, I'll call you in."
But in the room at this moment, Lin Yi laughed enough, hooked Xu Shuyan and gave a sip, and said: "Get down quickly, Shichen will come back immediately."
"I'll kill you if you come back." Xu Shuyan pinched her face: "You were the one who made the effect of the show. She was so scared that she thought we were going to come out. She probably didn't get anything shot. Come in and shoot some more. .”
Lin Yi yawned.
That's right, in the group show she planned this time, what she wants is surprise and all kinds of burdens, to be different from other teammates, to be unique, to be high-powered throughout, and Zhou Shichen is the best at surfing, and there are many stalks, so the effect is just Let her do the reaction, and only then did the scene just now happen.
...But I didn't expect Zhou Shichen to make up his mind so much that he ran away in despair.
Just smiling, the door suddenly opened. After thinking about it, Zhou Shichen, who had planned it long ago, came back aggressively, pointed the camera at the culprit, and asked, "What are you doing?"
Xu Shuyan kept talking nonsense without changing his face: "It's all her fault! Pick me up!"
"I'm to blame for everything? Who is pulling who, Xu Shuyan?" Lin Yi pushed Xu Shuyan down, pretending to be sleepy: "She was having a nightmare and jumped on me. I pushed her away, and she thought I was going to kill her." She strangled me as soon as she came up. Murdering a teammate is murdering a teammate!"
Zhou Shichen: "Hehe."
The young lover is acting with her here, right?
So she saw the trick, beckoned the cameraman to come in, and said: "How about you restore the scene so that I can make a judgment. I can't make a judgment, but I can let the audience see."
Lin Yi: "..."
It's over the top!
When this episode was aired, this part was included in the trailer as a gimmick because of its dense laughs, too many hilarious points, and too much information.
[I really thought that Yan Zhiyi was driving early in the morning... that really can't be broadcast! ]
[Words! You are bad! Why do you do this to a small drug machine, she is just afraid that you will come out of the closet! You are still laughing at her! ]
[No matter what, I can see Xu Shuyan riding on Lin Yi in this life... I will die without regret! ]
[I'm going to use this picture to deceive people: there is Zhen Ji in the Gu group, there really is Zhen Ji! ]
[Wait, am I the only one who cares about Yiyanzhiyi when did you change the bed? ]
[Blind student, you discovered Huadian]
[The two beds were put together before, maybe the young couple would not feel comfortable sleeping, so they bought a double bed? Let’s just live like this... I can’t take it anymore...]
[Could it be that the last bed collapsed? ? ? ]
[Don't spread rumors about drug addicts! ]
[Laughing to death, Yan Qi seems to have become accustomed to the frenzy upstairs, get up in a leisurely manner, wash up, put on light makeup, order breakfast and go to the gym for morning exercises, what exactly has our captain experienced! ]
…
Lin Yi was the last one to go downstairs.
At that time, Yan Qi's takeaway had just arrived, both Western and Chinese styles, and he even ordered a bowl of red oil Chaoshou for Lin Yi. Lin Yi yelled to thank the captain for running over, and after taking two mouthfuls, he rolled his eyes: "Captain, don't worry, I will definitely not embarrass you today!"
Yan Qi hummed, "I don't think you would either."
Lin Yi tilted his head: "Why?"
Yan Qi: "If there is a group, I will decide to group with Yan Yan."
Xu Shuyan, who was eating small wontons, was suddenly caught by the cue, raised his head and said, "A group with me?"
Face full of reluctance.
Lin Yi also repeated: "A group with Yanyan?"
Yan Qi nodded solemnly: "You can embarrass me, but you won't embarrass her, right?"
Xu Shuyan: "..."
Lin Yi: "..."
They all looked at Zhou Shichen, who was buried in the struggle with Shengjian. Feeling the scorching gaze, Zhou Shichen slowly raised his head, blinked, and spread his hands: "It can't be my fault."
Who can't take a couple of mouthfuls when they meet someone who wants to say something?
Such an obvious scene of teammates eating CP will inevitably make people feel that they are doing business deliberately, so they are not afraid, it is nothing to broadcast, it is best to cut it out.
"There is no shady scene in our grouping this time!" Lin Yi said righteously: "We are grouping in a fair and just way!"
Yan Qi said to Xu Shuyan: "Black and white match, let's play the back together."
Xu Shuyan: "..."
Don't take my wife's words seriously!
Lin Yixiang had expected it a long time ago: "Did you see this box? There are a total of four **** inside, two red **** and two blue balls. Those who draw the same color are automatically divided into groups."
Yan Qi: "?"
She sighed: "You are much more thoughtful than I thought."
Xu Shuyan resigned: "Can you be shady?"
Lin Yi clicked his tongue: "What's the matter with your group? Qiyinfu is a family, who is it not a group with? Why do people shady every day? What do fans think of us when it spreads?"
Xu Shuyan said: "You are right."
Zhou Shichen: "So can you be shady?"
Lin Yi: "...Impossible!"
She pushed the box to the middle of the dining table: "Give me a fair draw now!"
Lin Yi also knew their little girl, Xu Shuyan wanted to be in a good relationship with her, Zhou Shichen wanted to be in a good team with Yan Qi, and Yan Qi wanted to be in a team with Xu Shuyan to avoid being cheated, but except for the group that Yan Qi wanted, the others I have watched the combination too many times, even if it is for novelty, I have to dismantle the old combination.
So under Lin Yi's stern face, they were finally grouped into Lin Yi and Yan Qi, Zhou Shichen and Xu Shuyan.
Yan Qi was quite satisfied with this: "You probably wouldn't cheat yourself, would you?"
Lin Yi shattered her fantasy: "I am so cruel that I even blacken myself!"
Yan Qi: "...Okay."
Zhou Shichen was overjoyed: "If you are so cruel, you can't even lie to yourself, so you can't bear to lie? Yay! Today is a sure win!"
The only one who is dissatisfied is Xu Shuyan. It's not that she doesn't want to be with Zhou Shichen. After all, our Qiyinfu group is full of souls, and anyone can get along with anyone. But for the last issue, is it wrong for her to want to be with Lin Yi?
Lin Yi sensed her emotions, but the camera was in front of her, so it was hard to comfort her, so she clapped her hands: "Mission card."
The program team handed over the task card.
There are two groups for this mission. One group goes to No. 23 Changming Street, and the other group goes to No. 28 Sibei Road. After completing the mission, you will get a password, and the address of the next mission point is in the password box.
"It's a fun game?" Zhou Shichen looked at the twists and turns on the task card: "Isn't Changming Street...near the company?"
Lin Yi hummed.
"Then let's choose this." Zhou Shichen hugged the task card in his arms: "There are no dangerous projects near the company. I don't know where the Sibei Road is, so I just choose this!"
"You can't cheat." Yan Qi objected, "Since it's fair, please be fair to the end."
Lin Yi agreed: "OK, be fair."
She took the task card out of Zhou Shichen's arms and threw it to Xu Shuyan: "Go to Changming Street."
Yan Qi: "?"
Is it fair to turn left-handed to right-handed?
After questioning in her heart, she raised her forehead again. Forget it, people in love are like this. If their heart can go to grandma's house, what kind of fairness can she expect from Lin Yi?
The sleeves were pulled down.
She turned her face, and Zhou Shichen looked at her sympathetically: "Love is just so unreasonable."
Yan Qi: "..."
Don't get you drunk.
"Captain, do you want to switch with me?" Xu Shuyan suddenly asked, ignoring Lin Yi's surprised gaze, and handed over the mission card in her hand: "I prefer challenging and exciting ones, and the neighborhood around the company is boring. "
Lin Yi: "You! Why don't you play your cards according to the routine!"
But it didn't stop it.
Variety shows that are too conformist are not interesting, and it is interesting to occasionally jump out of the rules. So Xu Shuyan and Yan Qi happily exchanged task cards, and Lin Yi pointed at her: "I'll make a note of it."
Xu Shuyan acted as if you were playing tricks on me to the end, and probed from her again: "What is Sibei Road?"
Lin Yi said vaguely: "You will know when you arrive."
Xu Shuyan didn't ask any more questions.
Yan Qi and Zhou Shichen finished eating first, and went to the balcony to put on makeup. Lin Yi and Xu Shuyan went upstairs to change clothes, but the cameraman didn't follow. As soon as the two entered the room, Xu Shuyan turned around and hugged Lin Yi, wrapping himself between the door panel and the square inch of his embrace, muffled that Lin Yi was making trouble on her body , Lin Yi indulged her, and stopped in time before going too far: "... Enough!"
Xu Shuyan snorted lightly, and bit Lin Yi's bare shoulder: "Punish you for not being with me."
"Didn't I want some show effect, so that everyone can have a refreshing group?" Lin Yi was helpless, and put his hand on Xu Shuyan's back to comfort him: "I don't want to be in a group with you."
She added: "But we are in a group now."
Xu Shuyan was still humming: "That's because I'm smart. Now that the program has effects, we can also be in a group." He said proudly: "You are stupid, Lin Yi."
Lin Yi immediately turned his face and pushed him away: "Your wife is gone."
"Wrong, wrong." Xu Shuyan smiled and pulled him back: "Not stupid, not stupid. We are the smartest."
Lin Yi lowered her eyes and asked, "Really?"
Xu Shuyan: "Hmm!"
Lin Yi raised her eyes and held Xu Shuyan's face: "You love me the most, don't you?"
Lin Yi's straight ball stunned Xu Shuyan, she looked at Lin Yi's pitiful appearance, her face was so cute and beautiful, she couldn't help but poked Lin Yi's face: "I love you the most!"
Lin Yi smiled at her: "Then you can forgive me for whatever I do, right?"
Although the color was so dizzy, Xu Shuyan still didn't jump into the trap: "Except that you want to abandon me."
"No, no, no." Lin Yi waved his hands frantically, "It's something else, that is... our mission this time may be a bit difficult..."
Xu Shuyan didn't care too much: "It's not easy to make money."
Lin Yi was very pleased: "You are very enlightened, little girl, come and kiss me."
Xu Shuyan moved his face closer.
But the kiss landed on her lips, as if stamped with some kind of seal, Lin Yi whispered: "Mine."
However, half an hour later, when they arrived at No. 28 Sibei Road, Xu Shuyan wanted to retract what he said earlier.
"Maid cafe?!" She widened her eyes, felt the speed of the car gradually stop, leaned forward, and said to the driver: "Master, drive directly, we don't stop here."
"Where should we stop here?" Lin Yi had predicted Xu Shuyan's reaction, "This is our final destination. Driver, please pull over and stop."
Xu Shuyan: "?"
The driver was from the program team, and he parked the car at the door of the maid cafe very respectfully and ruthlessly: "Both of you can get out of the car."
Xu Shuyan: "..."
Lin Yi passed her to open the door, and pushed her: "Let's go, Xu Shuyan."
Xu Shuyan closed the door again with a slam, with a taxidermist look on his face: "Don't tell me, what kind of maid outfit are we going to the maid cafe? I don't want it! I refuse! I will never wear it!"
Followpd is holding a camera in the co-pilot to record the scene that is destined to be slapped in the face.
"Don't be so dead!" Lin Yi held back a smile, and pulled Xu Shuyan's cuff: "Did you say you like exciting things? Like unknown things? You even exchanged mission cards with the captain. If you want to come, I will I didn't force you."
Xu Shuyan glared at her.
She looked over fearlessly, seeing the struggle and reluctance in Xu Shuyan's eyes, her voice softened unconsciously: "It's not that I haven't worn it, but I just wore it again, what are you afraid of!"
Xu Shuyan: "..."
The last time I wore it was when I first formed a group, and it was also a group comprehensive. In order to get close to fans, I made a small material for the daily broadcast. It told the story of five girls who opened a maid cafe together.
… Xu Shuyan was very unhappy at that time.
In the end, she picked out a dark loli maid outfit, with a small hat on top of her head, black veil flowing down, covering half of her delicate face, plum-colored lipstick, noble and glamorous, she didn't look like she came to be a maid.
"Like the head maid." Lin Yila commented at that time, but was chased and beaten by Xu Shuyan.
But this little material, which has been aired continuously for almost two months, has distinct personalities, exciting plots, laughs, tears, and memories. There are many episodes in the circle, so that the maid costume of five people is still circulating in the world. On the Internet, from time to time, it is turned out by fans to retouch pictures and cut videos to renaissance.
Memories are over.
Xu Shuyan looked at Lin Yi with a smile.
Lin Yi smiled back: "How can making money be easy?"
Xu Shuyan: "..."
Boomerang, boomerang!
@半行情书YZYY1105x0813: | 1223 group comprehensive recording | dream back to "Hello, the dessert you ordered", the two little maids are cute and lovely [Star Eyes]
[I go? ? ? In my lifetime! Can you still see Xu Shuyan wearing a maid outfit? ]
[Hahahahahahaha didn’t Xu Shuyan say that he would never wear it again even if he died? ]
[You guys don’t understand, the last issue was planned by her wife, this person is famous for having a wife without principles, he can do anything with his wife, condemn the love brain! ]
[My little loli woo woo woo, I really dream back to those days! ]
[friends! Reuters ahead! Zhou Shichen and Yan Qi went to the secret room to escape! And the script is adapted from Gu Tuan's once-in-a-lifetime escape from the secret room! ]
[? ? Isn't it, is the last issue engaging in memory killing? Don't lie to my tears ah woo woo woo]
[I just watched them watch the sunrise and said they want to be together forever, and then I saw that one of them was lost in reality, I just wanted to cry, the rest of our voodoo group should not get separated again, okay? ]
[Woooooooo can the team digest it! ]
[CP fans, don't take the opportunity to eat! …But if I can talk to my designated teammate, I can accept it]
[You can accept it, but your female goose can't accept it! Support free love! ]
…
Maid cafe.
Xu Shuyan bid farewell to the last guest with a smile, watching the guest leave, his smile gradually disappeared.
Then she turned the "Open" sign on the door to "Closed", took off the hairband tied with twin ponytails, poured a glass of water and drank it, the whole set of actions was done in one go, and finally stared at the program group, Looking fierce and not to be trifled with: "Password!"
The director trembled in fright: "Yes, yes, Mr. Lin."
As soon as Lin Yi was mentioned, Xu Shuyan's aura softened a bit. She looked around and asked, "Where is Xiaoyi?"
As soon as the words were finished, the curtain leading to the back kitchen was lifted, and the little black leather shoes made a sound when they stepped on the floor. The skirt of the maid's dress was like a lotus leaf, and there were ripples when she walked. Lin Yi came over with a cup of coffee : "Miss, would you like a cup of coffee?"
At first glance, the latte art was made by Lin Yi himself.
It's just too clumsy.
Drawn crookedly a non-standard heart, the smiling face next to it is protruding, it was Lin Yi who was trying to coax her with hidden thoughts, and seeing that she didn't speak, he even winked at her: "Sit here."
Xu Shuyan licked his lips, followed her guidance and sat in front of the window, Lin Yi put the coffee on the table: "Try it!"
Xu Shuyan took a sip.
Lin Yi asked, "How is it?"
Xu Shuyan nodded without taste: "...delicious."
Lin Yi immediately became complacent, and sat across from Xu Shuyan and thought about it: "Then the coffee machine we left unused in the dormitory can be used, and I will make it for the captain and Shichen when I get back. After practicing, I can go directly to the coffee machine. The store is open!"
After thinking about it for a long time, I didn't hear Xu Shuyan's response, and I was dissatisfied: "Why are you still playing with your mobile phone?"
Xu Shuyan took another sip of coffee, and said to followpd: "Sister, go and rest for a while, and come back to shoot after we set off."
"What's wrong?" Lin Yi held his chin: "Secretly, you still want to dismiss followpd?"
He became alert again: "You are not going to revenge me for letting you wear a maid outfit, are you? Let me tell you Xu Shuyan, your use of violence against me now is not team bullying, this is domestic violence, this is —”
"Mr. Lin! Teacher Xu!" The staff of the program team suddenly called them: "Mr. Yan and Mr. Zhou's video call invitation, please accept?"
Lin Yi's attention was instantly diverted: "Have they cleared the level?"
The staff member nodded: "I have cleared the customs, and I have obtained the last two passwords."
"Okay." Lin Yi answered the phone, saw that the time had passed and hung up, and he was not in a hurry to call back, "Our password is, here!"
She took out a note from the pen container and greeted Xu Shuyan: "I have something to say later, go to the next task point first."
Xu Shuyan looked at her thoughtfully: "Can you not change your clothes?"
Lin Yi: "...can you?"
Xu Shuyan shook his head firmly.
Lin Yi: "Don't do to others what you don't want yourself to do to yourself!"
Xu Shuyan twitched the corners of his mouth regretfully, and put away the phone silently.
The password is 0621.
Xu Shuyan and Lin Yi completed the task and got the first two digits, Zhou Shichen and Yan Qi cleared the escape room and got the last two digits. The four communicated via video as they headed to the next mission point.
"Isn't 0621 the day of our debut?" Zhou Shichen said while arranging her hair on the other end of the video: "My God, who wrote this escape room book! Is it you, Lin Yi! Why did you arrange a crazy NPC! My hair is all messed up!"
Lin Yi ignored it with a guilty conscience: "Yes! That's right! The day of our debut!"
Zhou Shichen asked Yan Qi: "Did I not say what I just said?"
"..." Yan Qi took the phone and said, "The next location is the tallest building in this city. We are relatively close to it, and we will be there in about five minutes. How about you?"
Lin Yi said: "Let's go further, there are still 20 minutes."
Yan Qi asked, "Do the four of us have to go in together to start the next mission?"
The single-line mission is over, and the team battle will follow, and it will not work if one is missing. After getting an affirmative answer, Yan Qi nodded slowly, and said to Zhou Shichen, "Then we're not in a hurry, we'll eat some of what you want to eat."
Zhou Shichen protested: "You just said you weren't hungry!"
Yan Qi: "... Now that I have time, I'm hungry."
Zhou Shichen: "..."
So when Xu Shuyan and Lin Yi arrived, they saw the famous female team leader and Almighty ACE surrounded by a group of fans eating... fried stinky tofu.
"Baby next time I come to Changsha, I will treat you to eat!"
"Baby, eat slowly! If you eat it on your clothes, you will be beaten!"
"Captain, eat it! We won't watch it if you're embarrassed!"
"..." Yan Qi began to regret why she had promised Zhou Shichen to eat fried stinky tofu in broad daylight, she put the fork in the paper bowl, and watched Lin Yi and Xu Shuyan pass through the crowd, still calmly said: "Come on, let's go in. "
Unexpectedly, the eyes of both of them lit up: "Ahhh fried stinky tofu!"
Yan Qi: "..."
Silently backed away.
[Hahahahahahahahahaha captain is out of place]
[Yan Qi: This is not my group, I don’t know them, do you believe me when I say I’m passing by? ]
[I report! Lin Yi ate his clothes! ]
Lin Yi was still struggling with the stain on her collar until she got on the elevator, regretting as she wiped it: "Why was I so careless? How ugly is this in the mirror? How about I go change my clothes again?"
"Wait until you finish this part of the task." Yan Qi looked at the rising number and said, "There is a shopping mall nearby, buy another one."
we can only do this.
The task of this part is to use a telescope to find the address of the final mission location posted on a nearby building at the highest point of the building. Everyone has only one chance. If they fail, they need to challenge to stay outside without guardrails. Take a full minute to admire the beauty from above.
"... Lin Yi!" Apart from Xu Shuyan, Yan Qi and Zhou Shichen looked at Lin Yi at the same time.
Lin Yi took two steps back and smiled dryly: "For the effect of the program, the effect of the program... and I believe we can definitely find the address in one go! Hmm!"
Yan Qi asked, "If you can't find it, can you figure it out?"
Lin Yi spread his hands: "I don't know where the final location is."
Yan Qi nodded thoughtfully: "Let me see how the telescope works first."
Zhou Shichen also leaned over: "I'll take a look too!"
Lin Yi was melancholy thinking about where the show crew would set the location. From the corner of her eye, she caught a glimpse of Xu Shuyan standing in front of the French window looking at the scenery. Her thoughts gradually returned, and she felt the need to strike up a conversation with her sad-looking girlfriend. .
So he leaned over and lightly bumped Xu Shuyan's shoulder: "What are you thinking about?"
Xu Shuyan shook his head: "No."
Lin Yi acted coquettishly: "What did you want to say to me in the cafe just now? I told you that I didn't want to hear it. I was really anxious to come here. The captain and Shichen are waiting for us, right? What do you want to say? Tell me now, I'll hear—"
The voice stopped abruptly when Xu Shuyan showed her the phone screen.
On the screen is a **** version of the maid skirt, the fabric is so outrageously thin, and the one that still holds the pipa half-hidden is even more deceptive than Lin Yi's ultimate killer.
Lin Yi blinked.
Xu Shuyan's voice was soft: "I was thinking, you must look good in this."
She said, "Would you like to wear it for me?"
Lin Yi's face turned red.
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