Chapter 83: working ghosts

Chapter 83: working ghosts

Bai Xingchen looked around, and the little friends found nothing unusual, and listened to his analysis with their ears pricked up.

He thought it was his auditory hallucinations caused by being too tired from studying company affairs recently, but he didn't care, and continued to say: "Either there is a problem with the operation of the theme park, and wages cannot be paid..."

"Bah!" The voice came again.

Bai Xingchen looked around and found nothing unusual, so he chose to ignore it, "The staff united to strike and protest, and the park had to be closed in order not to make a scandal..."

"Bah-bah-bah!" The voice sounded angrier, each time heavier than the last.

This time, Bai Xingchen could no longer pretend not to hear.

"Yun Shao, did you hear anything?"

Su Yunshao: "He is protesting your statement."

Bai Xingchen: ? ? ?

"Who?"

"I don't know." Su Yunshao only heard one voice, not yet powerful enough to have the skills to distinguish ghosts by listening to voices. "The voice sounds relatively immature, it should be a little ghost."

"You are the kid, and your whole family is a kid!" Hearing this, the kid who was hiding and pooh finally jumped out.

It was a little Zhengtai who looked like five or six years old in a small suit, her pink and white face flushed with anger when she heard the words she didn't want to hear the most, and her small mouth pursed into a line.

No matter how angry he was, he didn't put his hands on his hips. The little gentleman stood there like a gentleman, his eyes like black grapes looked at Su Yunshao with a hint of grievance.

There is also a small vest inside the small suit. The fabric of the suit and shirt is of good quality. He wears a famous watch on his left wrist.

His stance and demeanor can show good upbringing, and that rebuttal goes against upbringing and highlights the character of the child.

In just one face-to-face, Su Yunshao guessed something.

Children of this kind of little adults do not like others to treat themselves as children, so she did not treat him specially, and looked at him coldly: "Children under one meter two feet tall do not need to buy a ticket to go to the park by train and high-speed rail."

Xiao Zhengtai's eyes widened, she couldn't believe her eyes were so sharp: "I'm one meter two!"

Su Yunshao was unmoved, and even called up the tool for measuring a ruler from his mobile phone, "Do you need cash?"

Little Zhengtai: "..." You are a real dog!

"Okay, I admit that I'm only 1.15 meters. Isn't it 1.2 meters after rounding it up?" The latter sentence was very light, and he turned his head to face Su Yunshao with the back of his head, showing how dissatisfied he was.

Su Yunshao not only failed to go down the steps, but also gave a soul blow: "Do you count the heightening insoles?"

It is too small:! !

"You..." He was so angry that he came face to face with Su Yunshao, his small mouth opened angrily, but got stuck halfway.

Want to scold someone? Upbringing from a young age made him unable to scold women in person.

Don't scold people? If the flames smothered in his chest don't escape, it will only suffocate him to death!

"...You, sign up, and we'll see you on the rooftop after school!" Xiaozheng hummed in his own harshest words.

Now, Su Yunshao was really curious.

"It's summer vacation now, and the school doesn't have classes, so the premise of dismissal cannot be fulfilled at all. Besides, your little friend from kindergarten asked me, a high school student, to meet me on the rooftop after school. Do you want to fly to the rooftop of my school, or do you want to? Let me follow you to the rooftop of the kindergarten with you?"

Xiaozheng was too sluggish.

Isn't it just a harsh word? Why is it so easy for others to say it is so difficult for him?

"Pfft—" The little friends couldn't bear it anymore. They covered their mouths and their faces, but they were still saving face, and they didn't laugh too loudly.

Xiao Zhengtai groaned, turned around and ran away in shame and anger, he didn't care!

"Wait, don't go yet." Su Yunshao quickly grabbed the collar of Xiao Zhengtai's suit.

She just wanted to stop Xiao Zhengtai, grabbed his collar and let go, afraid that Xiao Zhengtai would suddenly stop and become unsteady, and she put her hand on his back.

"Are you the manager of this paranormal theme park?"

Xiao Zhengtai straightened his slightly wrinkled suit, remembering that a group of them came to visit the garden, and suddenly felt that he was superior to them and raised his invisible tail.

"Ladies can't just grab a gentleman's clothes."

The biggest characteristic of Su Yunshao is honesty: "I'm not a lady, I'm a celestial master."

It is too small:"…"

Since meeting, he has never won against this woman. Dad is right, women are the most difficult creatures in the world!

"Heavenly masters can't bully ghosts casually, right? I'm still a minor kid. I'm protected by the Minor Protection Law. I can sue you!"

Not long ago, he was still angry because Su Yunshao said that he was a kid. Not long after, when it came to his own interests, he admitted that he was a kid who needed to be protected.

The speed with which he changed his mouth made everyone stunned.

Su Yunshao was expressionless: "I'm sorry to tell you that the law on the protection of minors is the law of the human world and does not apply to ghosts in the underworld."

The shape and appearance of the ghost are fixed at the moment of death, and as long as they are not reincarnated, they will still be in that shape for another 1,000 years.

Moreover, ghosts are equal in the underworld, and they will not be treated specially because they appear to be underage children or gray-haired old people.

Little Zhengtai, who only knows a little about human law: "..."

Qin Jian likes this child very much, and especially likes to see him being so embarrassed by Su Yunshao that he can't say anything and has nowhere to tell.

He smiled and pointed to Su Yunshao, and then pointed to the ground: "There is someone below, it's useless for you to report to the Palace of the King of Hell, it's better to answer the question carefully and cooperate a little bit."

"Do you think I will believe it?" Xiao Zhengtai refused to accept this kind of good intentions, "I died not long ago, and I am easy to be deceived at a young age, so I know that the King of Hell is the most just and selfless, so you can't lie to me! "

Friends: "…"

Children, it also depends on the person. The king of **** dares to be fair and selfless to the girl he pursues hard, isn't that not betting on orphans?

Tsk tsk, still too young to have experienced the beatings of society.

"Little friend, what's your name?" Su Yiyi squatted down and looked at Xiao Zhengtai with equal eyes, with a gentle smile, she looked like a caring big sister next door, and it was easy to let people off guard.

What is puzzling is that in the face of Su Yiyi like this, Xiao Zhengtai's complexion suddenly changed, he took a few steps back, and his refusal gesture was beyond words.

Suddenly realizing that this practice is very hurtful, his face is wrinkled and he looks extremely distressed.

Su Yiyi: ? ? !

She maintained a gentle and amiable smile and looked back at Fu Ye. Fu Ye shook his head, looked at other people, and others shook their heads, indicating that her facial expression was normal and not distorted.

Yu Baiyi commented from a professional's point of view: "A perfect score of 10, you can score 8, it is mainly natural, and there is no trace of performance."

Su Yiyi almost rolled her eyes, thank you so much!

The fiancée was frustrated in front of the children, and Fu Ye, the fiancée, wanted to help him find his way back.

He felt that the little Zhengtai in front of him would have this reaction. Maybe he was hurt by an older woman before his death. As a man, it might be better for him to speak out.

Thinking, Fu Ye bent down, and the jade talisman hidden in the T-shirt slipped out, "Hello..."

Just after saying hello, Mrs. Xiaozheng took a few steps back, and her guarded eyes became more vigilant.

The smile on Fu Ye's face almost didn't stop. Looking back at Su Yiyi, Su Yiyi shook his head, and the others also shook their heads.

Yu Baiyi commented: "A full score of 10, a maximum of 5, a polite and polite workplace smile is not sincere enough, and it is easy to scare children."

Fu Ye: "..." You can shut up!

When Bai Xingchen saw the same jade talisman that Su Yiyi and Fu Ye showed on the outside of their clothes, he suddenly realized something and drew the one hanging around his neck, "Are you afraid of this?"

Sure enough, Xiao Zheng was more vigilant.

He didn't admit it, and he didn't back down, but everyone understood why he was so shy.

Little friends, look at me, I look at you, there is really no way.

The jade talisman is something that they have every hand, and even Gaijie, who has a small disposable income due to saving money and a betrothal gift, has a piece that Su Yunshao gave.

Su Yunshao chose a piece of jade of average quality, just to make the psychological burden of Gaijie less heavy when he received it, but Gaijie still gave the money, and in the end it became half sale and half free.

The only person present was Su Yunshao who did not have a jade talisman on her body, that was because she could draw at any time.

Seeing Xiao Zhengtai's reaction, Su Yunshao had some guesses about the reason for the closure of the spiritual theme park.

"Are any ghosts among you injured because of the jade talisman?"

Xiao Zhengtai pursed her lips, as if a little angry.

He was about to speak when a group of people approached in the distance.

When I walked to the gate of the park, I saw the closing notice above, and I went back the same way with great disappointment.

"It's said that the new supernatural theme park opened by the Xu family is fun, but I brought the National People's Congress all the way here, but it was a waste of time."

"Don't complain, who doesn't know that the Xu family has built this wonderful paranormal park for the sake of their son who died early."

"What's the use of doing that? Isn't he still dead?"

"If you want me to say, it's okay to die from a heart attack early, and to die when you grow up to be that big, wouldn't it make your parents sad for a few more years?"

The group of people left while talking, and the appearance of talking so loudly that they were afraid that others would not hear it was really an eyesore.

Qin Jian's eyes were full of disgust: "Such an open-mouthed person will sooner or later bring disaster out of his mouth."

Lei Chuman's face was full of disgust: "Talking about others behind their backs and judging strangers arbitrarily is the most disgusting thing!"

Chen Xingyuan frowned: "In life, you should have more kind thoughts, be kind to others, and be kind to yourself. Why is it full of malice when you say it?"

The little friends looked at the group of people who left from a distance, and whether they spoke or not, they all disagreed with the way and content of those people's words.

It's just... Bai Xingchen is very helpless: "You are no different from them."

The same is to arbitrarily judge the words and deeds of others behind their backs.

Several people looked at each other and quietly pouted.

They didn't notice that Xiaozheng's eyes were too red when they heard the group of people talking, and the redness faded because of their words.

All this was seen by Su Yunshao, she asked, "Go in?"

Friends: ? ? ?

Aren't they all closed? How to get in?

Xiao Zhengtai walked back without saying a word, went straight through the gate, went to the small room next to him and operated a few times, and a small door that could be entered by one person was opened at the entrance.

Su Yunshao passed first, and the friends followed closely behind.

When they came in, Mrs. Zheng closed the entrance and led them into the garden.

The Lingyi theme park covers a very large area. There are no staff to manage and operate the equipment everywhere. The entire park is quiet, with eerie murals, statues, and buildings, as if coming to a gloomy underworld.

Without the bonuses of lights and music, without the cooperation of NPCs, just looking at the details of the park itself, it can be seen how careful the design and production are.

Along the way, Qin Jian and the others deliberately searched, but they did not find a few signs of wear and tear.

"Didn't you say it's been open for several months? How come the equipment is so new and doesn't look worn at all?"

They do not believe that the quality of Chinese people is generally so good.

Another reason is that wind, rain, and sun will erode the equipment. After a few months, it should not be as brand new.

"Of course it's because we maintain it in a timely manner." Xiaozheng raised his head proudly.

Su Yunshao: "What if you encounter tourists who throw up and vomit everywhere, don't listen to persuasion to climb buildings, and just want to write on the buildings?"

Xiao Zhengtai turned around, still with the fleshy little face, the corners of his mouth twitched, adding a bit of gloom, "Then let them experience the beatings of society."

Realizing what he said, Xiao Zhengtai quickly restored the appearance of the little brother next door, and deliberately used a cute little milk voice to say: "Don't worry, we are a legal and regular enterprise, and we will not do anything illegal or chaotic. thing!"

Friends: "..." Hehe.

There are no staff and no tourists. The whole paranormal theme park seems to be contracted by their group, but this is rather boring.

Eating and playing games are more interesting with more people. There are no other people and it is not lively. Everyone is not interested in playing, so they simply find a place to sit and chat and count.

The closest place to this is the merry-go-round. There is just a place to sit, and there is also a top shade, which is a more suitable place to rest.

Once there, everyone discovers what makes this park special.

Ordinary amusement parks sit on horses, but here are all kinds of beasts, such as the winning fish with the body of a fish and the wings of a bird, the ferocious with five tails and one horn like a red leopard, which are relatively unfamiliar. , The nine-tailed fox, these familiar mythical beasts are all in it.

The merry-go-round couldn't move, so Su Yunshao deliberately went around in a circle and looked at all the beasts, "There are four divine beasts missing here, the Suzaku statue is at the entrance of the park, and the blue dragon and white tiger Xuanwu should guard their respective positions. Who made the design? Divine beasts come to town garden?"

The whole park is in this style. Ordinary people are surprised to see the four mythical beasts that are lifelike and delicate. They are busy marveling at the exquisite craftsmanship and taking pictures, but they will not notice the problem.

Xiao Zhengtai shook his head: "I don't know."

"Left Qinglong and right white tiger in front of Suzaku and behind Xuanwu, does this sentence have any special meaning?" Bai Xingchen asked.

"Blue Dragon White Tiger Suzaku Xuanwu is the four images in ancient astronomy. The saying of the four images comes from the "Book of Changes", "Tai Chi produces two instruments, and two instruments produce four images", which refers to the sun, Taiyin, Shaoyang and Shaoyin..."

Su Yunshao's source and explanation made the friends confused, and immediately replaced it with a simpler statement, "This sentence represents both the season and the location."

Qin Jian's hands were fast, she found pictures on the Internet, and looked at them, "Really! The east, west, northwest, spring, summer, autumn and winter are all corresponding."

Su Yunshao continued: "I have arranged the formation of the Sixiang Town House at home. The home is small, just to prevent evil spirits from entering the door. Small objects are used. It occupies a large area and is used in large quantities."

Su Yiyi was slightly surprised: "When did elder sister arrange it? I didn't see it."

The system raised his hand happily: [When the host is sleeping, I see it all! 】

Su Yunshao also said: "My family doesn't believe in metaphysics, so I can't do it in front of you. It was done in the early hours of the morning, and only my brother saw it."

Su Yiyi: "..." I always feel excluded by my sister and the system, what's going on?

"It's better to arrange a formation at home to control the house. What is the purpose of setting up the formation to town garden?" Xu Dun's head was full of question marks, and the others also didn't understand.

Su Yunshao looked at Mrs. Xiao Zheng and asked for his opinion, "Do you say it yourself, or shall I help you?"

"I'll do it myself!" Xiao Zhengtai said solemnly about the fact that everyone's jaws dropped, "The staff in the park are not human, so of course they have to find a way to protect them."

"How could it be?" Su Yiyi came here once and didn't see anything wrong. "I came during the day and saw the shadows of the staff. How could they be ghosts?"

"Isn't the shadow simple?" Saying that, Xiao Zhengtai squatted down, poked Gaijie's shadow beside him with his short little finger, and tore a piece from there and threw it under his feet.

Afterwards, Gai Jie's missing piece of shadow was gradually filled, and there was an extra shadow under Xiao Zhengtai's feet, which would change as he walked.

Friends: ! !

"Is that all right?!"

"What's wrong?" Mrs. Xiaozheng disapproved and returned the shadow to Gai Jie, and his feet returned to a blank space, "Just borrowing it for a while, it won't have any effect."

Gai Jie heard the meaning of the words, and couldn't help asking: "If the borrowing time is longer, will it have any effect?"

Xiao Zhengtai insisted: "We are all ghosts who don't hurt people, and we won't do that."

Su Yunshao explained: "There are four gods and beasts in the town garden, and evil spirits from outside can't get in. It's okay to have less shadows here. If the shadows are stolen for a long time outside, people will be a little empty. The method of borrowing shadows is not everyone's ability, let alone not. Any ghost can appear under the sun, don't worry."

Qin Jian suddenly realized: "No wonder the Ping An Talisman and the Jade Talisman didn't respond. It turned out to be the same as the Jade Ornament, and it couldn't stop the petty theft."

The most important reason is probably that borrowing a little shadow has little effect.

Xiao Zhengtai was startled, his little feet shuffled back a few steps, and ran to Su Yunshao's side to hide.

Su Yiyi looked very uncomfortable and was very depressed.

"Our Ping An Talisman and Jade Talisman are both given by our elder sister. Why are you afraid of the talisman and not my elder sister?"

Furthermore, looking at Su Yunshao's previous attitude, shouldn't normal children be angry? How can it go past like seeking protection?

"A talisman can hurt a ghost, but she doesn't." Xiao Zhengtai stuck out her little head, and then she retracted her words after speaking. After thinking about it, she felt that this was too absolute, she stuck out her little head again and said, "I didn't do anything bad, She won't hurt me."

"You didn't do anything bad, and Fu won't hurt you."

"Why not?" Speaking of this, Xiao Zhengtai was aggrieved, angry, and depressed, "If not, why do you think my park is closed?!"

The friends were stunned to learn that the real reason for the closure of the Lingyi theme park was the peace charm.

"Oh no?"

"Didn't you say you ran away from home?"

"Are all the staff in your garden injured by the Talisman?"

"The two of them can only carry a few talismans at most. It won't hurt the thousands of staff in your garden, right?"

Xiaozheng was even more angry: "I'm so young, how can I have the ability to lead thousands of ghosts? There are more than a hundred ghosts in total. Except for the few that can't move at fixed booths, most of them wear masks and take turns. They are too busy. Deadly."

That is to say, some areas in the park are open at a fixed time, not all day long, which gives the staff the opportunity to get busy over there.

"It's good for the two of you. You came to the haunted house with so many safety charms, which made our staff so angry that they closed themselves. The park has not been open for so many days, and there is no income at all. You have to pay ghost wages, work-related injury fees, and mental damage fees. Tell me, how are you going to pay?"

Su Yiyi: "…"

Fu Ye: "..."

Unexpectedly, the two of them will be collected by the kid one day.

"...Isn't it true that no one knows that there are real ghosts in your haunted house?" Zhao Qing Huaxin said: If you had said it in advance, I would have ensured that the two of them would not come.

Lei Chuman helped: "If your staff didn't do anything bad, they wouldn't be hurt by the safety talisman."

Xiaozheng was too anxious: "In order to increase the sense of participation and horror, the haunted house has set up one after another small magic circles inside. The two of them passed one bad one and destroyed the public facilities in a grand manner. Why is it still our fault?"

Fu Ye: "Then how did we shut up your staff?"

Xiao Zheng was so angry that he wanted to stomp his feet, but felt that this was inappropriate, and his face flushed brightly.

"It's very troublesome to set up a formation. If it breaks, you have to find someone to repair it. We just want to steal your talisman. After you come out of the haunted house, we will put it back quietly, and the result..."

The hanged ghost hanging on the tree in the haunted house disappeared, stealthily stealing the peace talisman, and burned his hand.

Knowing that the safety talisman will be hot, the burned ghost will go out, just walked over and hasn't approached, Su Yiyi and Fu Ye pass through a door and slap the ghost on the wall.

The headless ghost hiding in the corner did not believe in evil, so he volunteered to steal it, and accidentally lost his head on the way.

I lost my eyes, accidentally found the wrong person by feeling, and touched a girl's butt.

This time, it's amazing.

The tourists in the haunted house were arguing and fighting, and they regarded the conscientious and conscientious ghosts as nothing. The only thing they could do was to persuade and fight, making them doubt their professional level.

The little friends couldn't help but shed tears of sympathy for the group of working ghosts.

At such a sad moment, Su Yiyi and Fu Ye couldn't tell: I finally caught the hooligan who touched the girl's butt!

Xiao Zhengtai continued: "If this is the case, there are only a few ghosts who have been harmed, but the two of you walked through the 340-square-meter haunted house at night and saw so many ghosts with terrifying dead faces, but you didn't show the slightest emotion of fear. , no respect for our staff at all!"

Su Yiyi: "…"

Fu Ye: "..."

Well, isn't that an NPC who thinks it's all human disguised?

Time and time again, the working ghosts in the garden suspected ghosts and became depressed.

They feel that they should take a break, find time to study hard, improve their professionalism, and come back to fight again.

Then, he left with the message "There are so many haunted houses, I'm going to learn".

There are too many working ghosts running away from home. Should theme parks that are already short of staff have to be closed?

The little friends who learned the truth almost fell into tears.

It's not sad and moved, but laughing and crying - these ghosts are too funny!