Chapter 97: There are so many horse thieves, there are all kinds of strange things
Chapter 97 There are too many horse thieves, and there are all kinds of strange things
Isn't this a good time to kill people? On a snowy day, the corpse will soon become like icicles under the eaves, not dirty, especially the puddles of blood. After freezing, it will look like a woman's embroidery, fresh and fresh. And beautiful. If you kill casually, your body will be warm. It would be even better if you have one or two bosom friends to cheer you on.
Gu Qingci held the sword in one hand and grinned. His snow-white teeth were as beautiful as snowflakes that melted when they floated to his mouth. He squeezed the hilt of the sword hard and said, "Remember, my name is Gu Qingci! I don't like killing people. Gu Qingci, unless I can't help it!"
The leader of the horse thieves was taken aback. It was the first time he saw someone talking to him like this. Whoever they were targeting was either kneeling down and begging for mercy or running for his life, begging for mercy loudly.
The leader of the horse thief suddenly got off his horse. This person was different from what he saw in the small village before. This person was very young, at most no more than 20 years old, and even this group of people were only in their 20s. A little thin, there is no sense of oppression at all, on the contrary, a little silly? He stared blankly at Gu Qingci.
All the people got off their horses, and the leader raised his knife with one hand, pointed at it, and said, "Boy, let us finish shouting the slogan first, and then you can talk!" After finishing speaking, he waved to the few minions behind him. .
"I planted this tree, and opened this road. If you want to get by from now on, you can save money to buy roads!" After a rustling slogan, the leader of the horse thief put away the knife and carried it on his shoulder. , proudly said: "Boy, you can talk now."
Gu Qingci was dumbfounded, this is just a joke, right?
This is blocking the way and robbery, and this kind of show operation?
With dialogue? This is not a new type of robbery, is it? Are horse thieves so good at playing now? Grabbing food, queuing in a civilized manner, blocking roads and robbing, can we still discuss?
Especially the horse thief leader in front of him, although he looks arrogant, in fact, Gu Qingci can tell that this person is just pretending, and the traces of acting are really heavy. Do you need a copy of "Actors"? "Self-cultivation"?
Gu Qingci suddenly became interested. This group of horse thieves is very special, so unique, and it is really a skill. He slowly put away his sword, smiled thoughtfully, and said slowly: "I want to cross the road, don't you Stop me!"
"Then you still don't pay the toll?" the leader of the horse thief raised his head and said.
"No!"
"No, right! No..." The bandit leader suddenly froze, turned his head and whispered: "Little Sanzi, what should we do if the kid doesn't give money?"
Gu Qingci almost laughed out loud. There was no way, he had deep inner strength, not to mention the whispers of the horse thief, he could even hear the sound of snowflakes falling to the ground, and what the horse thief said was... so unprofessional!
Gu Qingci is very confused, are these people really horse thieves? Are you sure it's not a joke?
"Brother Li, don't let him pass!" The third son leaned in front of the horse thief leader and whispered in his ear.
"Yes." Li Ge nodded, turned his head, and said loudly: "Then you won't be allowed to pass!"
Gu Qingci was really interested. He never thought that there are such horse thieves who don't rob them, but only threaten them?
Gu Qingci imitated Na Li's appearance, raised his head, spit out a mouthful of saliva, and said: "Bah, I must pass today, what can you do!"
Gu Qingci's words angered Brother Li, and he swung his sword, "I won't let you live today!"
"I want to live!"
"No passing!"
"I want to live!"
"No passing!"
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After a cup of tea, Gu Qingci and Li Ge were still arguing, and the group of minions around Li Ge also booed, and Li Ge said "Don't pass!" They also yelled "Don't pass!" Gu Qing Resignation will say "I want to live!"
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One stick of incense time has passed, but Gu Qingci still has to pass, and horse thieves are not allowed to pass.
"I want to live!"
"No passing!"
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While teasing the horse thief, Gu Qingci paid vigilant attention to the small hills in the distance. There were two people there, two masters!
Gu Qingci was puzzled, what are these people doing?
The wind is fluttering and the snow is fluttering.
Gu Qingci didn't make a move, he felt that there was a master staring at him, but he was far away, and he didn't know what the other party was planning, so the enemy didn't move, I didn't move!
He continued to "confront" the horse thief!
Half an hour later, Gu Qingci's mouth was already parched, he grabbed the snow on the ground and took a bite, moistened his throat, enjoyed it very much, and said, "I want to pass!" Brother Li also swallowed a mouthful of snow water, "No Pass!" The three or five horse thieves behind were huddled together, listless, rustling, and lazily saying "Nosurepass"
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An hour passed, Gu Qingci was full of fighting spirit, stood in the snow with his hands on his hips, and said sonorously: "I want to pass!" Brother Li and Gu Qingci maintained the same posture, and said loudly: "No pass!"
After finishing speaking, Brother Li glanced at the brothers who were sleeping back to back, and snorted: "Boy, wait, when my brothers wake up, you will be finished!"
Gu Qingci glanced at it, hesitated for a while, and said silently: "I want to pass!"
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Two hours later, the sky was getting late, and the night was slowly covering over. Gu Qingci was still fighting high, stomped his feet, and changed to a different position. The snow in that position just now had all melted into water. Li Ge dragged his exhausted body in front of Gu Qingci, and there were already a dozen or so deeply sunken footprints beside him. With a little expectation in his eyes, he rubbed his eyes and looked at Gu Qingci eagerly.
"I want to pass!" Gu Qingci shouted.
Brother Li trembled, his face turned pale, and he said helplessly, "Brother, do you want to fight like this? Everyone is here to mess around. It's not easy. You can give me some tolls to make me feel better." Not at all, the same Han people, this foreign country, the fate is not just such a toll, right?"
One yawn, two yawns, three yawns, yawning, one after another. Brother Li really admired Gu Qingci's energy, he was already very tired.
He kicked the few people who were huddled together and sleeping together, and his heart was a little broken. If he had known that the boy opposite was so difficult, he wouldn't have come out to block the road and robbed him. He just wanted to feel the taste of blocking the road. Why? So uncomfortable?
"No!" Gu Qing's speech was as immovable as a mountain.
Brother Li sighed for a long time, sat down on the ground, and said weakly: "Brother, big brother, I've already talked about that, so you can give me some face, otherwise, I won't be able to do business well." You see, after working for so long, it would be a shame if I didn't receive anything!"
Gu Qingci couldn't hold it anymore, he felt that the horse thief was really a fool, he suppressed his smile and said, "It's not that I won't give it!" I touched it all over, spread my hands, and said, "You see, I really have no money, not a dime!"
Brother Li suddenly stared, stood up angrily, waved his saber, and said coldly: "Damn it, bitch!"
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The character "Wu Li" in this chapter is what the book friend "Wu Li" asks for, um, it just suits him.
In addition, my Goddess Chacha also has a character, which is being created, and it will be soon!
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(end of this chapter)