Chapter 148: Be your own daughter-in-law
Chapter 148 Be Your Own Wife
Liu Niu reacted from the shock, stood up quickly, and with a "bang", he isolated his roommate and other people who were watching the fun and didn't think it was a big deal.
Liu Niu's face is ashen. For so many years, his mother has been talking about his son's daughter-in-law. He disagrees. It turns out that there is no physical problem, but the goodness of Longyang!
He mentioned Liu Chi as a few neat big-eared melon seeds.
Liu Chi's cheeks were burning with pain, he was completely awake, he saw his lower body clearly, and when he saw Shi Dashou, who had just woken up, with bare two thick hairy legs, the images just now flashed in his mind, and he stared in disbelief. With big eyes, the contents of his stomach rushed up in an instant, and Liu Chi vomited with a "vomit".
Caught off guard, Shi Dashou vomited all over.
Shi Dashou hurriedly wiped Liu Chi's pants, and the scene was even more unsightly.
Everyone's laughter came from outside the door, "I didn't expect Liu Xiucai to have such a strange taste."
Liu Chi thought that he had lost all face, his face was terribly distorted, and he still looked like a handsome young man. He raised his feet and slammed into Shi Dashou's legs without hesitation.
"what-"
Shi Dashou screamed miserably, and rolled to the ground with a pale face.
Liu Chi's anger hadn't subsided, and he kicked him several times.
Scarlet eyes, wishing he could kill someone quickly.
Although Liu Niu was angry that Liu Chi and Shi Dashou did such a thing in the dormitory, but killing someone would require beheading.
He hurriedly stopped Liu Chi, "Enough, enough, you'll be killed if you fight again, put on your pants quickly, go back to town, and don't come here again."
If it wasn't for him to resign at will, Liu Niu would want to go with Liu Chi. It would be too embarrassing to stay here.
Liu Chi just thought of a way, how to get a recommendation letter from Yang Gongbing, and he must not let today's events affect him.
He kicked Shi Dashou, who was twitching on the ground, in disgust, and threatened from above: "Quickly put on your pants and go out with me to explain that we just accidentally hit our heads while changing clothes, so we will faint together."
Although most people wouldn't believe it, it was an explanation anyway. When he was looking for someone to propose marriage to the Cui family, the matchmaker also had an explanation.
Shi Dashou did not stand up, but kept moaning while clutching his legs, "The lifeblood of Lao Tzu"
Liu Niu and Liu Chi looked at each other, Liu Chi said impatiently and fiercely: "Don't pretend to be dead, believe it or not, we will send you to office!"
Shi Dashou really wasn't pretending, he couldn't get up because of the pain.
Liu Chi turned his body upside down, saw the unusual color between his legs, and was immediately frightened, "Father, what should I do?"
If Shi Dashou's descendants were defunct, he would definitely depend on their family for the rest of his life. If it spreads out, his son would not even want to be an official.
Liu Niu thought about it in a panic, and immediately came up with an idea: "Put his pants on. According to what you just said, it is said that he fell seriously and needs to go to the doctor immediately."
Cutting off a person’s descendants is tantamount to killing the whole family. Shi Dashou must not be allowed to become a eunuch.
As for, it doesn't matter whether others believe such a bad excuse or not.
Liu Chi shook his hands, put on his pants for Shi Dashou, and Liu Niu said, "I'm going to find the carriage, you carry him out first."
Liu Chi didn't want to carry Shi's birthday, and he didn't want to go out and be pointed at him, so he took his father's hand, "Father, I'm going to find the carriage, you carry him."
Liu Niu said: "Okay."
Shi Dashou, who was suffering from facial cramps, breathed a sigh of relief, and said with difficulty, "Don't go to the town, go to Youjia Village! There is a doctor in Youjia Village who is very good at medicine!"
Shi Dashou thinks that although he is not good looking and has not married a wife yet, he is already an apprentice working in the official family, and he will definitely be able to marry a wife in the future.
If Liu Chi sacks him! He wants to ruin Liu Chi's reputation and be his daughter-in-law for the rest of his life! No one should think better!
Hearing that there is a doctor with excellent medical skills in Youjia Village, Liu Niu's face showed a hint of joy. He comforted himself that as long as the doctor was invited for timely treatment, Wang Dashou would be fine.
Liu Chi's face changed suddenly, he grabbed his father, and shook his head quickly, "I can't go, if I go, my reputation will be ruined, and Lord Yang will know."
The long-tongued women in Youjia Village must be known to everyone.
Shi Dashou heard Liu Chi's words, and the severe pain from his body made him furious like a corpse: "You don't carry me now, and I will cut off my sons and grandchildren, I am now shouting loudly, how tender Liu Xiucai's buttocks are with thin skin and tender meat. I still have to report to the officials, and I will cut off my sons and grandchildren, and let you go directly to prison!"
Liu Chi panicked and said quickly: "Don't call me, I will let my father go to Youjia Village to find a doctor now!"
Shi Dashou can't be abolished. If he is sued by the yamen, even if he doesn't go to prison, he will depend on him for the rest of his life.
If this is the case, then there is really no point in living.
As long as Shi Dashou is cured and the doctor is told to shut up, after a long time, the rumors dissipate, and everyone will definitely forget them all.
When he went to propose a marriage, if the Cui family asked, he would deny that there was no such thing.
When he marries Cui Lingyi and gives birth to a few chubby boys, he will be able to cover up all of today's accidents.
Liu Chi had already agreed to go to Youjia Village to invite a doctor, but before his father opened the door, Shi Dashou, who had gradually lost consciousness, roared and shouted: "Please ask! I don't wait for someone to come, I'll be useless, hurry up and carry me!"
Liu Chi really didn't want to go to Youjia Village to be embarrassed, and because Shi Dashou made a fuss, he had no choice but to compromise and let his father Liu Niu carry him on his back.
As soon as he opened the door, he saw a crowd of people blocking the exit, all of them pointed at Liu Chi, and even some old bachelors stared at Liu Chi's buttocks.
Liu Chi felt humiliated, clenched his fists and shouted, "Brother Shi and I fell over when we were changing clothes. Brother Wang is going to the doctor, please make concessions."
I fell while changing clothes. What a coincidence, the two big men didn't take off their tops first, but their pants disappeared first, and they fell together.
If you say this, no one will believe it.
Everyone showed a sneering expression, and some people regretted that they came back late and did not see the most exciting scene.
Liu Chi and the others finally got out of the dormitory, and many people who joined in the fun followed them.
Yang Gongbing and Zhao Sheng checked everyone's work results for the morning and saw so many people following Liu Chi and the others, they thought it was an accident.
Yang Gongbing asked one of them, "What's going on?"
The man hadn't answered yet, and the men who were watching the fun and not being too serious rushed up, adding fuel to the fire, and telling Yang Gongbing what they had seen and heard before.
After listening to Yang Gongbing, the whole person was numb.
I couldn't believe my ears. In broad daylight, two men and two men had such an incident in the newly built dormitory.
He lowered his eyes, and he is bound to find out the truth and be severely punished!
(end of this chapter)