Vol 3 Chapter 45: Crazy men complain more

Vol 3 Chapter 45: Crazy men complain more

Sushou pushed open the door of the secret realm, and the night wind carried the breath of the sea into the entire corridor.

Lian Youyou closed her eyes and stood still in the sea breeze, her hair gently brushed the side of her face, who would have thought that there was so much **** smell on Lian Youyou's body that made her sick, this fresh sea breeze not only blew away It took away the stench on her body, and also took away the smell of corpses accumulated in her heart.

She slowly opened her eyes, and there was a sea of ​​stars in front of her eyes. Under the huge canvas of stars, a wisp of green smoke curled up, floating gently in the moonlight, and turned into a, a cute little fish, floating in the night. Cruise freely.

Lianyouyou stared at the green smoke quietly for a while, stepped out of the threshold, turned around and looked at the dilapidated hut in front of her, although the hut was broken, it was a single building, standing on the cliff by the sea, it really was like sitting on an invincible sea view .

She thought for a while, then patted the door frame of the secret realm: "Give me a reclining chair."

There was a "creaking" sound from inside the door, and a recliner slowly emerged from the wall next to the door frame. The reclining chair is different from the common reclining chair in the folk, and has four legs.

"Pfft!" It was completely vomited out, staggered out of the door frame, and wobbled towards the stars at the end of the cliff. It seemed that it had been lying down for a long time and hadn't adapted to walking, and it was like an old dog who had been drunk. It was crooked, as if it would fall down at any time.

Lian strolled forward leisurely, stepping lightly on the soft grass of the cliff, the sound of the waves came with the wind, "哗—哗—" rushed towards the coast, and retreated into the dark deep sea as a white line.

At the end of the cliff, there is a broken rattan chair and the soul of a slut.

The reclining chair stumbled to the side of Sanniang's broken rattan chair, lay down on the ground, as if he had finally reached it, and quickly lay down to rest for a while.

Sanniang glanced, slightly surprised, a white figure came into view, followed by the sea breeze, was the unique lotus fragrance on Lian Youyou's body.

Lian Youyou dragged the deck chair and lay down lazily, looking at Sanniang with her face on one hand: "If you don't mind, I'll come and enjoy the sea breeze too."

Sanniang looked at her for a while, then looked away, and continued to have a puff on the old rattan chair, smoking the pipe without a puff.

"Suck-call-"

Time seems to slow down in the curling green smoke, and there is only the sound of gentle waves in the quiet night. Looking up at the starry sky, it seems that you can still hear the whispers among the stars.

"You smell really good..." Sanniang looked at the layers of waves, "It's not like me you need to use smoke to cover up the fishy smell on your body..."

Lian Youyou closed her eyes and pretended to sleep, raised her lips and smiled lightly: "Do you know why the perfume comes from?"

"kindness?"

Lian Youyou opened her eyes slightly, and her black eyes reflected the cyan starlight: "When the baby was born, it had a milk fragrance. When it was a girl, it also had a fragrance on its body, but after marrying and having children, this fragrance is getting stronger and stronger. It gets weaker and weaker, and as you get older, you gradually have a body odor, which is where this perfume comes from, and the fragrance is to cover up the smell."

"Pfft, I believe you said that perfume is used to cover up the smell, but you also need it?" Sanniang glanced at Lian Youyou, "What kind of **** are you? You are so fragrant...the **** of flowers?"

Lian Youyou raised her hands, her pale white hands were reflected into the night, and between her ten fingers, the starlight was cut off: "With these hands, I have killed millions of demon soldiers, destroyed giant beasts from the abyss, beheaded cosmic monsters, and cut down the ancient primordial spirit, tsk ...The reason why my body is fragrant is to cover up the blood left on my hands by these things..."

Sanniang looked blankly at Lian Youyou's indifferent expression, blinked, turned her face away and sneered: "Hey, just talk about it, anyway, every protoss descends to earth, and their identities need to be kept secret, how can you be so high-profile. I have lived so long For many years, I have never seen Goddess Guanyin."

"Who are you?" Lian Youyou put her face on one hand and smiled at Sanniang.

San Niang was taken aback.

Lian Youyou continued to laugh: "Many people are like you. If there are gods and Buddhas, why don't you let me see them. But who are you? The gods and Buddhas are so free, why should they come to see you?"

"Pfft. Hahaha—" Sanniang laughed so hard that she took a deep puff of smoke and let it out, "Phew—you're so interesting, I like it."

Lian Youyou turned back and sat up slightly, patted the armrest, and the back of the recliner began to rise, so that she could look at the sea under the night sky: "Is this your home?"

Sanniang narrowed her beautiful eyes, took a puff of smoke: "En..."

Lian Youyou looked at Sanniang's expression that suddenly turned pale: "Where's your sea pearl?"

"I was dug away" Sanniang exhaled a puff of smoke, took off one side of her coat, and lifted the apron on the left side of her abdomen, only to see a scar on her snow-white abdomen.

Lian Youyou's eyes fell on the ugly centipede-like scar, and then she looked at Sanniang's indifferent expression, feeling a little distressed: "Why do you still have this scar? You can heal yourself."

After putting on her clothes, Sanniang still stared into the distance: "Of course you should keep it, so as to remind yourself, don't be fooled by men againDon't be stupid again" Sanniang slowly lifted the cigarette rod, put it into her lips, and smiled bitterly , with a little tear in the corner of his eye.

"Tsk, hey—" Lian Youyou sighed with some tightness in her chest, turned her face away and rested her face with one hand, "Another idiot, just like Yu Pingting."

"Yu Pingting?" Sanniang glanced at Lian Youyou.

"Well, a mortal woman was infatuated with a man, but she was killed by that man. She picked it up after you left." Lian Youyou turned her face back and winked at Sanniang, "I have a lot of grievances, and I have already helped you put them away." No thanks."

Sanniang slowly exhaled a puff of smoke, her eyes flickered in a neutral moment: "Have you received the money?"

"Absolutely." Lianyou smiled wickedly, "Eight doors, Fu Mingrui, and the crown prince, how can we not pay a sum of money? I took 50,000 taels"

"Fifty thousand taels!" Sanniang's beautiful eyes widened immediately, she let out a long breath, turned her face and lay down slowly, and slowly regained her senses, "You really are dark enough..."

"Hmph..." Lian Youyou also leaned back on the recliner, "Ai Sleep took 40,000 taels, and Master Yao took 10,000 taels."

"Hehe..." Sanniang laughed, shook her head, took another puff of cigarette, and slowly exhaled at the connection between the sea and the sky, "God, tell me, why do good women always meet bad men, and good men... always... What about meeting a bad woman? How did Yue always pull the strings this month? I'm afraid he has suffered some kind of heartbreak, so he can't see the love between men and women in the world, everyone is happy."

"Hahaha—" Lian Youyou clapped her hands and laughed loudly, "You have such an idea. However, Yuelao is very popular Well, at least in Xianyu, he is still considered a handsome man, but Yuelao is not responsible for holding Marriage line, that is what mortals think of."

"What's Yuelao doing then?" Sanniang turned to look at Lian Youyou in confusion. Lian Youyou said that Fatty Yao is one of the top ten most beautiful men in the fairy world, but now she is no longer surprised that Yue Lao is a beautiful man.