Chapter 228: Shota Abe
Su Yunshao couldn't remember whether she had dealt with the people of R country in her previous life, but she could understand the words of the little sea otter.
After she understood, she began to go bald.
In this life, she didn't know that she was contaminated by some strange buff, and all the fairies she encountered would stick to her side.
This international prison piercing beast was probably also affected, otherwise she would not be able to understand how the sea otters who seldom came to the coast would suddenly come over.
Su Yunshao: Just, outrageous!
Hope to have a different one - can not be affected by this buff!
Shan'er and Qi'er didn't understand the R language, and they were confused when they heard it. Ruan Mei could understand a little bit because she liked the anime of R country, but it was limited to the words "you are", and the rest would not work.
Yunxiao, Yunting, Taoyao, and Baixiaoshu are all indigenous goblins, and they don't understand other languages at all. Hearing the little sea otter croaking, his face was dazed.
The goblin cub and the three ghost envoys looked at Su Yunshao, waiting for her translation.
Su Yunshao: "..." Are you so sure that I can speak R? Although it really will.
"Sorry, she didn't mean it on purpose, and that sentence didn't mean to belittle you. She just said that because you are small and cute."
If she hadn't said the latter sentence, the little sea otter could barely accept and forgive her. After hearing the latter sentence, the whole sea otter would be angry.
"What is small? Can you speak! Condensation is the essence, do you understand? When you look at your small-small, you know you don't understand!"
Su Yunshao, who was scolded, said, "..." Okay, he's a grumpy old man with a height and sore feet that he can't step on.
She was very obedient, bowed her head to admit her mistake, and kept her posture extremely low, "Sorry, I said the wrong thing, please don't care about the villain, don't care about the little guys like me."
Then, go back in a hurry!
Are humans so good at talking?
The little sea otter looked at Su Yunshao suspiciously, and always felt that this man had some secret plan, no, he had to stay and observe closely, lest this man harm his companions!
"Just know, peel it." The little sea otter took out a sea urchin from the skin on his chest and threw it to Su Yunshao. true colors.
In order to send the little sea otter away smoothly, Su Yunshao took the sea urchin without looking for any sharp or hard utensils. The index and middle fingers were put together, and the sea urchin opened with a single stroke.
Little sea otter: ! !
He has always smashed with brute force, never thought that he could have such a magical operation, and his eyes widened in shock.
The delicious sea urchin was opened, but the little sea otter didn't pay attention to the food. He jumped from Calyx's arms, plunged into the sea with a thud, and swam out quickly.
Su Yunshao: ? ? ?
Were you frightened by the movement of her bare hands to open sea urchins? It is clear that the sea otter himself often performs a big boulder on his chest.
Just as the little sea otter ran on its front legs, the big sea otter that Shan'er was holding also ran on its hind legs.
Shan'er suddenly lost the cute thing and didn't catch up. She squatted down and poked the opened sea urchin: "Sir, what is this?"
Su Yunshao: "Sea urchins."
Yunxiao Yunting also hadn't seen this before, so he slipped down to take a curious look, and touched the thorn of the sea urchin with the tip of the snake's tail.
Taoyao snorted, "What did that little sea otter say?"
He didn't understand the R language, but looking at the arrogant appearance of the little sea otter, he always felt that he didn't say anything good.
The little sea otter ran away, Su Yunshao didn't want to say more, lest the goblins and cubs who were protecting their shortness would run out to find the little sea otter to settle accounts, and only said: "It may be because his stature is relatively small in the group, and he is not too tall. Glad that others say he is small."
Taoyao had a deep understanding of this point, and her face was sullen.
He has changed from a handsome and handsome man of about 1.8 meters to the current appearance of a three-year-old little baby. He is worried about how to grow taller every day, and he is really unhappy when others say his height.
For the sake of being a fallen demon from the end of the world, forget it.
This idea quickly disappeared, because a large group of black sea otters came not far away, and I didn't know how many there were, and they all swam frantically towards the coast.
Taoyao was stunned: "Su Yunshao, did you scold him just now, otherwise why would he go back and find so many parents to beat you up?"
Su Yunshao and the goblin cubs and ghost envoys looked back, "..."
Not to mention, the other party is aggressive, it really looks like a group fight scene.
This group of sea otters swam very fast, and the little sea otters were small, but they swam in the front, a bit like the leader of sea otters.
"Quick, quick!"
Ruan Mei, who understood this sentence: ?
"Why did he hurry? Afraid we ran away?"
After thinking about it, at most, they hugged and hugged the sea otter. Apart from stepping on the little sea otter's height, they didn't do anything else they shouldn't do, so they didn't panic.
The little sea otter walked towards Su Yunshao with dozens of sea otters. It was not obvious from a distance, but when he got closer, he found that every sea otter behind was dragging a large clump of seaweed, and the seaweed was entangled with many sea urchins, crabs, abalone, etc. seafood.
"Humans, these are the freshest foods at sea. I can share with you, as long as you can help."
Su Yunshao understood.
Just now, the little sea otter was not intimidated by her bare-handed sea urchins, but was amazed by the craftsmanship and went back to carry food.
She conveyed the meaning of the little sea otter to the goblins and cubs. Everyone didn't eat lunch. Seeing that the dinner was not available, she agreed.
The sea otters like to eat fresh, so Su Yunshao had to eat cooked seafood, so he picked up a fire talisman and asked the sea otters to help carry some rocks over, and set up a stove on the spot.
It doesn't matter if there is no seasoning, just eat the original seafood.
When the king of **** opened the gate of **** and came over, he smelled a barbecue smell.
Su Yunshao was surrounded by a group of large and small sea otters. Yunxiao Yunting Taoyao and the ghost envoys were all pushed outside. Among them, a very small sea otter hung on her back like a baby.
Hades: "You've had a pretty good life these days."
Su Yunshao sensed the breath of the ghost gate early, but did not look back when he heard the words, but handed over a roasted crab, "Do you want to eat?"
"Eat." The King of Hell came step by step, but he didn't do anything. The sea otters felt that this man was dangerous. He was not as easy to talk and get along with as Su Yunshao, and consciously made way for him.
Yan Wang lifted his robe and sat beside Su Yunshao, "How did you provoke this group of sea otters?"
Su Yunshao: "…"
"I want to say that I just opened a sea urchin in front of him and did nothing else, do you believe it?"
The king of **** held his forehead, the fish in the fish pond raised by the daughter-in-law in the previous life was just a metaphor for the sea king. Is it possible that this time we really want to raise the fairies in the sea?
"You won't take them back, will you?"
The little sea otter quietly pricked up its small ears.
"That won't work." Su Yunshao quickly opened the sea urchin with his hands, removed the gut and internal organs of the sea urchin, cleaned it up, and gave it back to the little sea otter on his back.
"While the international prisoner is a beast, sea otters are still gregarious animals."
It would be too cruel to separate herd animals from herds.
Furthermore, this little sea otter seems to be the leader of the sea otter. If she takes away the leader of the goblin, the future of this group of sea otters will not be so nourishing.
The little sea otter was holding his favorite sea urchin before, and somehow lost his appetite, his eyes were blank, and he lost his previous agility and cunning.
Hades had seen too many goblins around Su Yunshao, and at a glance he knew what kind of thoughts Xiao Haita was holding, but he didn't point it out.
The Su family can barely keep a few goblins on land or in fresh water. The goblins in the sea are really difficult to raise, not to mention that this goblin belongs to country R next door. If it is discovered, it may cause international disputes.
"Huh? Why don't you eat?" Su Yunshao found that the little sea otter lying on her back didn't know why he didn't eat sea urchin, "Are you full?"
The little sea otter shook his head, nodded again, returned the cleaned sea urchin to Su Yunshao, climbed down from her back, and sat obediently beside her, with his little hands propped on his chin in a contemplative manner, neither eating nor playing. trouble.
The small appearance still looks a little melancholy, and I don't know what the melancholy is.
Su Yunshao looked at the strange itchy hands, and wanted to touch him twice, then suddenly there was something cold and soft in the palm of his hand. It was the hand of the King of Hell.
Hades: "Touch it for you."
So stop coveting the furry you don't bring home.
Su Yunshao understood his subtext and did not touch the little sea otter. He touched and pinched Hades' hand while enjoying the feeding of Hades' other hand.
"Last time you said you wanted to grill fish for me."
"Today?" Hades looked at the scene where there was no seasoning except the freshest seafood ingredients. "Without seasoning, you can only eat the original flavor of seafood, if you don't mind."
Su Yunshao: "I don't mind."
"Okay." Hades ordered two adult sea otters, "Go catch fish." This time he said R.
The two sea otters didn't know what to do, so obediently ran into the sea to catch fish, without even bothering to look at the leader's face.
In fact, their leader didn't care about that, he was still busy with depression.
The two sea otters came back after catching a lot of fish. The King of Hell washed them with water talismans, used fire talismans as fire, and wooden talismans as branches. Su Yunshao's eyes could not be taken away by this skillful and excellent technique.
"You look like you've grilled fish a lot."
She didn't know how many dishes she instructed the King of Hell to cook for her in her last life, and she developed such a skillful craftsmanship.
Hearing this, the faint smile on Yan Wang's lips disappeared.
He did cook a lot of dishes in order to hone his cooking skills, but because of the lack of gatherings and separations, every time they met, they were either talking about business or busy communicating deeply, treating themselves as a plate of delicious dishes for his wife to enjoy, which really made Su Yunshao I don't eat much of his cooking.
Later, Su Yunshao's health deteriorated, and he always wanted to do something to replenish her body, which made it more.
Su Yunshao: ? ? ?
She just said that casually, but looking at the change in Yan Wang's expression, it seems that this is also a thunder that cannot be stepped on, why? I mentioned it when I roasted sweet potatoes last time, and I didn't see anything wrong with him.
The heart of a man, the needle at the bottom of the sea, is too difficult to understand, harm!
Rarely did not chat through WeChat, but the two sat face to face like this, Yan Wang didn't want to talk about unhappy topics, and quickly exposed the issue.
"If you like it, I will often make it for you in the future."
Su Yunshao responded kindly and fluently, "Have you been busy with official business in the underworld recently?"
In fact, she was still a little concerned about the fact that during the two-day break after the semi-finals, Hades didn't take the opportunity to send her a message.
The King of Hell nodded and said solemnly: "Those are my jobs, it's not good to leave them all to Bai Wuchang."
Su Yunshao: ? ? ?
It was as if she had left all official duties to Bai Wuchang during the summer vacation, and the person who had been with her all the time was a fake **** king.
"Why did your conscience suddenly find out?"
Hades raised his eyebrows: "What do I want that kind of thing for?"
Su Yunshao couldn't help laughing in a tone that was too natural, "Then why did you suddenly bury your head in work?"
Hades turned over the fish being grilled leisurely, controlled the flames and crawled over the fish skin little by little, "Listening to him blowing rainbow farts in his ears every day, I'm in a good mood, it happens that you are busy with the competition and have nothing else to do, so let's go. Kill time."
What kind of rainbow fart would make the King of Hell in such a good mood, and he has changed from a shift worker to a diligent King of Hell? Su Yunshao was a little curious, but thought it was better not to ask.
Then I heard the King of Hell say it as if he couldn't hold it back: "He is quite good at talking. When we are married, let him be the master of ceremonies."
Su Yunshao: "..." Suddenly he knew what those rainbow farts were talking about.
Bai Xiaoshu, who was eavesdropping on gossip, was so shocked that the abalone in his paws fell.
My God, his pattern is still small, Su Yunshao and the King of Hell are actually sleeping in the same bed!
Yunxiao Yunting swallowed the crab for a while, then turned to look at Su Yunshao, Yunyun is getting married? when? Are you ready for your wedding gift in time?
"More importantly..." Hades handed the almost-baked fish to Su Yunshao, "Your eighteenth birthday is coming, this time I want to accompany you the whole way."
It is a waste not to make up for the regrets of the previous life if you don't make up for such a good opportunity to have such a good life?
Su Yunshao made a "hmm" and took a bite. It was really a very fresh and tender fish, with a fishy smell so light that it could hardly be tasted.
"Good workmanship."
Hades left one hand in Su Yunshao's palm, and the other hand was busy flipping the grilled fish, so he leaned over and took a bite of the fish Su Yunshao had eaten.
"Well, it's really good."
In fact, Su Yunshao is more used to eating rice or noodles. It is not very good to use all kinds of seafood as a staple food, and he always feels that he is not full.
Seeing that King Hades wanted to eat it too, he took a bite of it himself, then handed it to his mouth and asked him to take a bite. The two of them ate all the grilled fish.
The people who shared the grilled fish didn't feel anything, but the goblins and ghosts who were peeking at the side only felt that they had eaten a ton of dog food, and they panicked.
Play and play, eat and eat, they pack up and leave.
As early as when they started to pack up, the little sea otter had a premonition of something, and sure enough, as soon as the things were packed, several goblins and cubs all returned to Su Yunshao's body and bag, and the ghost messengers also slipped into the lightning strike locust wood bracelet. middle.
For a while, Su Yunshao, Hades and Sea Otters were left on the beach.
Su Yunshao waved goodbye: "Little sea otter, thank you for your hospitality, goodbye."
As soon as the voice fell, a ghost door exuding boundless yin and ghost aura suddenly appeared on the edge of the beach.
"Wow—" Bai Xiaoshu saw the legendary ghost gate for the first time, and it was still the version that could move as he wanted. He deliberately pretended to be pitiful and followed Su Yunshao. Perhaps it was the best decision he had ever made in his life.
Seeing that Su Yunshao was about to leave immediately, the little sea otter chased after a few steps and said angrily, "Do you have anything else to tell me?"
Su Yunshao: ?
Oh wow! The fairies and ghosts are waiting to eat melons.
Su Yunshao believed that what he said was very close to the habit of the people of R country, and there should be nothing wrong with it. After thinking about it, the straight girl shook her head explosively, "No more."
Little sea otter: ! !
A breath choked in his throat, unable to spit out, almost suffocated to death.
He was so angry that Xiaomao's face, which was covered with thick fur, turned red, his little finger pointed at Yunxiao Yunting on Su Yunshao's wrist, and at Bai Xiaomo, who stuck his head out of his bag to watch the play.
"Are they as cute as me?"
Yunxiao Yunting Baixiaomo was eating the melon well, and was suddenly pulled to the battlefield.
Ruan Mei understood "cute" and translated the key words in a low voice, then listened to the King of Hell kindly helping to translate the whole sentence: "He said, do they have me cute?"
Although I don't know why the King of Hell is nosy, the possibility of watching a good show is very high, and Yunxiao Yunting Baixiaoshu ignored his bad taste.
Yunxiao Yunting knows that his original form and cuteness are not related, but Bai Xiaoshu wants to refute two sentences, but the language is not clear, and quarrels are not enjoyable, and Su Yunshao has just agreed to take him home for refuge, he does not want to stay What bad impression gave Su Yunshao reason to go back.
The little sea otter said again: "Are they as good as me?"
Su Yunshao: "Cuteness is a subjective feeling. It varies from person to person. You need to look at which aspect is great. In terms of sitting in prison and wearing a beast, how many of you are."
The little sea otter originally wanted Su Yunshao to recognize the reality, but instead he was taught a lesson, so he turned his head and threw himself into the sea water.
As soon as he left, the other sea otters plopped down into the water, as fast as dumplings.
Su Yunshao watched them for a while, then turned around and stepped into the gate of **** with King Yan.
Because she turned around, she didn't find that the little sea otter who jumped into the sea didn't swim far, but kept looking at her figure until the gate of **** disappeared and fell on the sea with its limbs wide open.
"How can I not be as cute as them? She didn't even take me away, and she didn't ask me why I understood them. It was because she never thought about taking me away from the beginning to the end, so she didn't care at all. , Damn! Scumbag!"
Half an hour later, a helicopter flew to this uninhabited island, and a group of people descended from it.
Holding various instruments in their hands, they scanned and scanned at the beach. The instruments were beeping from one side to the other, and every time they made a sound, they surrounded the place where Su Yunshao, Yunxiao and Yunting had stayed. .
The little sea otter's tail clapped, and the sea otters jumped into the water and all fled. He chased away his companions who wanted to stay with him to explore the enemy's situation, and stayed alone.
He always felt that this group of people was a little dangerous, and it gave him a different feeling than Su Yunshao.
Su Yunshao exuded a warm feeling all over his body, which made him want to get close.
Not only him, but other sea otters also liked it very much, but because he stayed by Su Yunshao's side as the leader, they didn't dare to approach.
And this group of people... Hey, why is one of them different?
The little sea otter stared at the only long-haired boy with pure breath in the group.
Xu was because his gaze was too eager. The young man looked over and blinked in surprise at the sight of Little Sea Otter, and Little Sea Otter also blinked.
One person and one sea otter looked at each other for a long time, a little smile appeared in the boy's eyes, he beckoned and said slowly, "Come here."
The little sea otter had just been frustrated with Su Yunshao, and almost thought that his charm was invalid. Now, seeing the joy in the boy's eyes, he was instantly satisfied.
But he was still a little wary of the other people around the boy, didn't dare to go up, and swam a little further.
The teenager probably noticed something, turned his head and muttered a few words to a suspected leader beside him, and the leader waved his hand.
The young man was the only one left by the beach. He sat down with a smile and patted the seat beside him, "Come on."
The little sea otter swam over, stood still in the shallow water, and kept a distance from the teenager: "What are you going to do?"
"You already know how to speak." The boy's joy was beyond words. "First meeting, I'm Shota Abe. What's your name?"
The little sea otter's eyes dimmed slightly, "I have something to say."
This reaction is either unwilling to tell him, or there is no name yet, and the boy did not mention his name again, "Has a group of strangers and goblins come here?"
The little sea otter was alert: "What do you want to do?"
"I don't do anything, I just want to find this group of unregistered onmyoji and goblins. Are you willing to be my partner?" Did you say Abe Seimei, the great onmyoji of the Heian period? I am his descendant."
At this time, Su Yunshao had already returned to the Su family through the ghost gate.
The goblin cubs and the ghost envoys, who have not seen each other for a long time, greeted each other and shook hands happily.
Baixiaoshu greeted everyone familiarly, and Shaner Calyx had already gotten to know everyone through the video, skipping the introduction steps and chatting happily with Yunxi Ge Yue.
After the excitement, Su Yunshao remembered that incident: "Lou Jing, where is Grandpa?"
Yan Wangti rolled up his wide sleeves, and around his wrist was a black dragon with the thickness of a finger, similar to how Yunxiao Yunting was wrapped around Su Yunshao's wrist.
"At this."
Su Yunshao remembered that when he was eating grilled fish on the beach, there was no black dragon in the hands of the King of Hell, so was he caught by the ghost gate?
Yan Wang resisted his smile and looked down to see the unlovable expression of Xiao Heilongsheng, and the smile on his lips became even stronger: "Tiandaowang has opened up and left him with five hundred years of cultivation, and his cultivation is much less. It's a little bit, it's still a dragon anyway. The only thing that makes the dragon involved is not very happy, probably... from an adult dragon to a young dragon."
Su Yunshao: ? ? ?
All the demons and ghosts: ? ? ?
"What's the meaning?"
Hades put the little black dragon on the single sofa by the window, "become a human."
Little Black Dragon: "…"
He wanted to stay the same and keep the last bit of face, but thinking that he would have to go to the underworld often to take refuge in the future, he had to pinch his nose and change.
After that, everyone, the demons, and the ghost envoys saw that the slender black dragon disappeared in place, and was replaced by a fat little bean with red lips and white teeth, pinching his fat and short fingers, his face full of grief.
Su Yunshao: "…"
Yunxiao Yunting was stunned: "Grandpa?"
what is this?
My great-grandfather is three and a half years old?